The moment I opened the door and saw her, I was frightened.
She had sweat on her forehead and a big hula hoop thrown on the ground. The key point was that her face was very sallow! To put it bluntly, she was just a yellow-faced woman.
"I...I was just exercising."
"Are you sick? Why do you look like this? Have you looked in the mirror?"
"Oh! I know! Come in quickly!"
She dragged me into the house and immediately closed the door.
"Don't let my dad see it, otherwise he will blame me again! In order to lose weight, I ate steamed pumpkin for a few days and my face became like this. I have already asked the doctor and he said that he will be fine in two days.
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"Why are you laughing! Is it funny!"
I suppressed a smile with a sullen face, but when I saw her face, I couldn't hold it back.
If you don’t know the cause, you may think you have some kind of liver disease. You didn’t expect that eating pumpkin can make a person’s face look like this.
"Did it work? I see that you haven't lost any weight at all, so don't beat yourself up. It's good to just keep it as you are."
"It works! I have lost two pounds! My goal is to lose 60 pounds! To lose weight to 80 pounds!"
I said speechlessly: "If you skip one meal and drink two glasses of water, you weigh more than two kilograms. You are so thin that you have lost eighty kilograms. The wind blew away your bicycle even when you were riding it on the road."
She sat down, looked at me with a frustrated face and said: "Xiang Yunfeng, I really want to lose weight. I don't want to hear my classmates say I'm fat anymore, but losing weight is really difficult. For several days, I just
After eating steamed pumpkin, I didn’t lose much weight, but my face turned yellow like this.”
She wiped her eyes vigorously and said: "Two months ago, I asked a friend to buy weight-loss pills from the Han Dynasty. It cost more than 4,000, but after taking it for a while, it had no effect. I felt like I was getting fat even if I drank water.
, my mother also said that I have had this constitution since I was a child, do you think I can't save Xiang Yunfeng?"
"Don't cry. This is not a big problem. Why are you crying? It's useless to take medicine to lose weight. If you follow me for half a year, I will guarantee that you will lose thirty kilograms."
"Ah? Really Xiang Yunfeng? But you do engineering, I don't know anything. Now that I'm talking, I still have to go to school. I heard from my dad that you know a lot of people. Can you help me ask if there is anything?
A special weight-loss drug? You can lose weight just by taking it. I have a lot of money, so I can spend money on it."
"How much money do you have?" I asked.
"Well... I still have more than 400,000 yuan in my card. I also have a lot of valuable jewelry. If I don't have enough, I can ask my mother for it. She will give it to me every time."
I sighed, this girl is so simple. She is also a rich girl who grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth, and Xia Shuishui is also smarter than her. Boss Xing is very successful in business, but he is lacking in the education of his children.
I thought about it and said: "There is indeed something in this world that can make people lose weight as soon as they eat it, and if they eat it once, they will never gain weight again."
She immediately asked me what kind of medicine it was.
"It's not a medicine, it's a voodoo, a poisonous voodoo, a thing from the Miao Mountains, commonly known as slimming voodoo."
"Really, Xiang Yunfeng? You're not kidding me, are you? Can you really lose weight if you eat that kind of food? Can you stay fat for the rest of your life?"
I nodded: "I don't need to lie to you. You asked me if I have such a thing. I told you that it does. It won't take long to form an S-shaped figure after eating it. However, there are side effects. Let's see if you can accept it."
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"What side effects?"
"The side effects are hair loss, insomnia and dreams, long-term bad breath, rotten toenails, and frequent stomach pain. No matter what stomach medicine I take, it won't work. The life span is not greatly affected, but the quality of life will be reduced."
"To put it bluntly, it is a poison that can be controlled by humans living in your stomach. It will eat everything you normally eat. When you grow up, you can drink medicine to kill it and continue to feed the next one. Sometimes when you are late at night
When sleeping, it will crawl out to get some air. As for where it crawls out..."
"Okay, okay! Stop talking! You scared me to death!"
"Haha, do you want it? If you want it, I have friends over there who can help you contact me."
She shook her head so hard that it turned into a rattle.
Seeing her like this, I stopped scaring her and said with a smile: "I personally don't think you need to lose weight. What you lack is self-confidence. Don't care about what others say when you talk about others. If you can give Tingting half of her self-confidence,
You, then you will definitely not worry about this in the future."
"Who is Tingting? Is she your friend? She is also fat?"
I recalled: "It's a friend of mine. She is very fat, and her waistline is almost the same as her height."
After hearing this, she gestured with her hands on her waist and said with a very frightened face: "That's much fatter than me. She doesn't want to lose weight?"
"Why do you want to lose weight? You are very confident, you have your own friends, and you have a man who loves you deeply."
"She's so fat that even a man likes her?"
I nodded: "Being fat or thin has no direct relationship with whether a man likes you. According to my research, it will not affect your married life. Think about it, whether you should be numb or not, whether you are numb or not, the important thing is whether both parties like each other."
"Xiang Yunfeng, I don't understand what you are talking about. Can you introduce this girl named Tingting to me? I think we can become good friends."
I shook my head: "I can't introduce it. I don't have the ability for the time being."
"If you really want to lose weight, it's actually simple. Eat less and move more. If you can't help but want to eat, go to the toilet and watch your own poop. If you stare at it from close range for five minutes, you'll
Just think, if you put delicious food in your stomach and it will end up like this, then you will definitely not think about it."
"Eh...Why are you so disgusting, Xiang Yunfeng?"
I smiled and said, "To be honest, you haven't seen anyone more powerful. Have you ever seen someone wearing a straw to the toilet?"
“What are you doing with a straw?”
"Drink the soup, the yellow in the human body will turn into excrement."
"Please stop talking! I feel like I don't even want to eat dinner!"
"By the way, Xiang Yunfeng, let's go to the gym in the afternoon. I made an appointment with Uncle Jie to teach me how to exercise."
"No, I'll sleep in the car for a while in the afternoon and have to drive a long way back to the south in the evening."
"Oh, why don't you go with me? It's not far. If you go with me, I'll give you 10,000 yuan."
"Miss, I have to take a nap in the afternoon. I haven't slept for two whole days. It's only ten thousand yuan... So, give me forty minutes."
The floor in the room was very clean. Under her surprised gaze, I took off my coat, lay down directly on the floor and started refining Qi.
She asked me what I was doing, and I said I was practicing, so please don’t disturb me by talking.
Forty minutes later, I was sweating a lot after the whole set.
I ran to wash my face with cold water. I felt that my brain was clear and my eyesight was clear. My whole body was full of energy and my blood was resurrected.
Then I said hello to Baotou and drove her to a nearby gym. On the way, she said curiously: "Xiang Yunfeng, I saw it. You were still having air coming out of your head just now. Do you know Kung Fu?"
I nodded: "Yes, usually a hundred and eighty people can't get close to me."
"You are so powerful. Can you beat Uncle Jie in a fight? He is also very powerful. Someone bullied me in school before. I told my dad. Later, my dad asked Uncle Jie to go over and beat up those gangsters.
It’s terrible.”
"How do you say this? Miss, you don't understand. What I practice is internal strength. Those of us who practice internal strength generally don't fight with those who practice external strength. This is the rule of the world."
Just then my cell phone rang suddenly, it was Qin Xida calling.
I slowed down the car, listened for a few seconds, and couldn't help but frown.