Chapter 142 Spring is here and everything is recovering again...【
Chapter 142 Spring is here, everything revives, it’s here again. [Please subscribe]
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Emperor Huangtian: "Well, I've always been here. I'm fine! I'm just a little busy right now and I don't have time to join the group. I'm sorry."
At this time, seeing everyone talking about him, young Shi Hao came out helplessly.
If he didn't come out and take a risk, everyone might think he was in danger and died.
Ye Fan: "Ha, you guy, you have been quiet for a long time. Do you know that everyone is worried about you?"
Lin Meng: "Indeed, after all, the world of Little Milkman is not peaceful. It is not surprising that any accident happens, so we are worried about you."
Lin Pingzhi: "Since the little milk baby has nothing to do, I will hide and say goodbye!"
Kou Zhong: "Speaking of which, little milkman, you have no water group during this period. What have you been busy with all day?"
Zhang Sanfeng: "If I remember correctly, Little Milkman said he was going to the upper realm. You should be preparing for this, right?"
Yao Chen: "Is it possible that the little milk baby has reached the upper realm now?"
Seeing the young man Shi Hao finally emerge, the group members felt relieved.
Emperor Huangtian: "It's hard to describe what I've been through during this time! In short, I have a mother-in-law, everyone, congratulate me!"
At this time, the young man Shi Hao said leisurely.
Ye Fan: "Nani? You actually have a wife? What's going on? We agreed that we would be single until we grow old together, but you secretly found a wife? You bitch, go to hell!"
Lin Meng: "This news is indeed a bit shocking, let me take it easy! However, I still have to congratulate the little baby, who has finally grown up!"
Kou Zhong: "This is a wonderful turn of events. I almost twisted my old waist, old Kou. Congratulations, little baby girl, who is your mother-in-law? Huo Ling'er? Or Qingyi? Or Yunxi?"
Zhang Sanfeng: "Congratulations to the little baby! The little one back then is already talking about marriage in the blink of an eye! It's like a handful of salt has been suddenly sprinkled on the wounds of this innocent old virgin who has lived for hundreds of years. It's very uncomfortable!"
Yao Chen: "Pfft, old man, let me declare in advance that I definitely didn't mean to make fun of you, Zhang Laodao. I just think it's funny. By the way, congratulations, little baby."
Jiang Yuyan: "Old Yao, what you said is undoubtedly 'there is no three hundred taels of silver here'! It would be better if you didn't explain. Why does your explanation feel like sophistry?"
Everyone was shocked when they saw Shi Hao's words. What kind of divine expansion is this?
Thanks to the fact that we are all worried about your safety, you are actually in a relationship during this time?
What about your conscience? Does it still have morality and law?
Emperor Huang Tian: "Is it possible that all three of them are my mothers-in-law? To be honest, I didn't want to, but I couldn't stand my mother's persuasion with snot and tears, so I had to agree against my will! Hey, originally
Okay, I won’t find a mother-in-law for the rest of my life! I can’t do that anymore, I’m addicted to the land of gentleness and can’t extricate myself! I’m useless, woohoo!”
In Sansheng Mountain deep in the wilderness, looking at the three Chunlan Qiuju girls in the distance, each of whom was good at winning, Shi Hao had a smile on his face.
Not to mention the members, even Shi Hao himself seemed to be in a dream. The experience during this period was simply outrageous, and he changed his style of painting in a daze.
Previously, the Seven Gods in the Lower Realm were killed by Shi Hao. Later, he killed an old monk in the Supreme Realm, saved billions of creatures in the eight realms, and was called a hero by the eight realms. He became the dream lover of countless girls.
When Shi Hao returned to the Stone Kingdom, thousands of people greeted him, shouting that the great hero was back.
After meeting his parents and relatives, Shi Hao proposed going to the upper world. His mother Qin Yining immediately burst into tears and refused to allow him to leave.
His father Shi Ziling also continued to persuade him, saying that he was too young and it was too dangerous to go to the upper world.
Shi Hao tried his best to explain, saying that his strength was already considered strong in the upper realm, and as long as he was careful, there would be no danger.
At this time, his grandfather Shi Zhongtian said, you are of age to get married!
Qin Yining understood immediately and asked Shi Hao to get married and have a baby, otherwise he would not be allowed to leave.
Shi Hao naturally refused to agree. Both sides insisted on their own opinions and refused to give in to each other.
Later, all the major ancient forces and major families in the eight regions sent people to pay homage to the great hero Shi Hao.
Among them were the three girls Huo Ling'er, Qingyi, and Yun Xi. As soon as they met, it seemed like fate and they immediately saw each other in the right eye.
Shi Hao quickly changed his mind and decided not to leave for the time being.
The rest of the matter was simple. Lin Youqing was interested in his concubine, and they came together.
With a mother-in-law, or three of them, how could Shi Hao care about ascending to the upper world, or what about just Yinba group friends?
If he hadn't accidentally seen the group members chatting about his topic, he wouldn't bother to respond.
Ye Fan: "Nani? All three? When you have a woman, you forget your friends, right? You damn thing, you forget your friends when you see sex!"
Lin Meng: "Crazy, Emperor Ye started talking crazy again! In fact, you can also go to your Ji Ziyue, Chen Xi, or even the ruthless Emperor! Dog Head.jpeg."
Kou Zhong: "Tsk, tsk, the little baby has really grown up and knows how to find a mother-in-law! Emperor Ye, you can't be left behind! I suggest you use your thirty-six methods to seduce Ji Ziyue and Chenxi.
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Zhang Sanfeng: "The old Taoist youth has no regrets. When I think of running under the sunset that evening, it is the old Taoist's lost youth!"
Yao Chen: "Zhang Laodao, are you thinking of the goddess Guo Xiang again?"
Jiang Yuyan: "What man do you want? If you don't have a man in your heart, draw your sword to the God of Nature!"
Seeing Shi Hao actually saying that the three girls were his mothers-in-law, the group members were even more excited.
"Haha, the little baby has really grown up!"
When Li Changsheng, who was diving, saw this, a smile appeared on his lips.
I think back then, when the little milk baby first joined the group, he was only over two years old, and he was still holding a clay pot to drink milk every day.
In the blink of an eye, the little milk baby of the past has grown up into a young man, reaching the age of young Muai.
This feeling of watching him grow up little by little with your own eyes is really amazing!
Emperor Huang Tian: "Okay, Ling'er called me, I won't talk to you anymore, take my leave!"
At this time, Huo Ling'er shouted, and Shi Hao immediately patted his butt and sat up. After saying something to everyone, he closed the chat group.
Ye Fan: "This bitch really forgets his friends when he sees sex, ah ah! No, I want to find Ji Ziyue, and I also want to have a good relationship!"
Seeing the little baby calling Ling'er so affectionately, Ye Fan felt as if he had been sprinkled with a mouthful of dog food and almost vomited blood.
Stimulated by this, he immediately began to consider this issue.
"No, Ji Ziyue is destined to be my Ye Fan's mother-in-law, and I can't miss Chenxi either!"
"If I don't take action, if they marry someone else in the future, wouldn't I be cuckolding myself out of thin air?"
Thinking of this, Ye Fan was moved.
Lin Meng: "Spring is here, everything revives, flowers bloom, the air is filled with the smell of hormones, and it's the annual mating season of animals! Our Emperor Ye, he is also in love, haha!"
Seeing the greatly irritated Ye Fan, Lin Meng couldn't help laughing and teasing him.
Kou Zhong: "This kind of thing, it's wonderful to imagine, but when it comes to practice, it's boring, even if you understand it!"
As the founding emperor of the Daqian Empire, Kou Zhong did not need too many concubines in his harem, including three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines.
The queen is Song Yuzhi, the daughter of the head of the Song Dynasty. As for Wanwan from the Demon Sect, the master concubine of Cihang Prostitute House, and other girls are all his concubines.
Zhang Sanfeng: "Go away, I shouldn't have gone online today. This is just for excitement. It's terrible."
Seeing that not only the little milk baby was looking for his mother-in-law, but Ye Fan was also preparing to find his destined wife, and even Kou Zhong was starting to go to Versailles, Zhang Sanfeng had a thought in his heart: "I don't know if Ma Maipi should be a paddler."
Yao Chen: "Haha, Zhang Laodao, you are so obsessed with this, aren't you? Thanks to your hundreds of years of practicing Taoism, can't you even see through this?"
Seeing Zhang Sanfeng change from his normal state, as if he was really stimulated, Yao Chen couldn't help but tease him.
Zhang Sanfeng: "Hey, no matter how hard-hearted the old Taoist is, he can't withstand their excitement! That's all, no more, the old Taoist will go ahead."
Seeing this, Zhang Sanfeng shook his head, calmed down his irritated mood, and closed the chat group.
Yao Chen: "Hey, what a mess!"
Lin Meng: "Forget it, Old Man Yao, please stop trying to persuade me. Let Zhang Laodao calm down on his own."
Seeing Zhang Sanfeng's greatly irritated look, Lin Meng shook his head.
Soon, no one wanted to talk, and the chat group became deserted.
Chat group.
Xu Hanwen: "@叶fan, dog thief, you and I swear to be incompatible!"
At this moment, Xu Hanwen suddenly appeared, and Aite Yefan started to scold him.
Ye Fan: "Capital question mark.jpeg."
Ye Fan: "No, how can you sing this? Okay, how can you scold people? Although I, Ye, are a bit out of tune, I can sit upright and live up to my own conscience. You scold me so well, If you don’t tell me something, I won’t give up on you!”
In the world that covers the sky, Ye Fan walked out of the Imperial Court suspended above Beidou, arrived at the Ji family in Donghuang, and received a grand reception from the Ji family.
At Ji's house, he once again met the naughty and cute elf, Ji Ziyue!
Ye Fanzheng didn't know how to speak. The first thing he said to Ji Ziyue was when Xu Hanwen's Aite popped up in the chat group. He became furious on the spot.
Lin Meng: "I remember Xu Hanwen. He is the latest member to join the group. He said he was taking the exam for children. What's wrong? Did something happen?"
Kou Zhong: "Last time, didn't the real person say that you and Ning Caichen were allowed to take credit? How come I didn't see you doing credit with the real person? I didn't see you two talking about it?"
Yao Chen: "Is it possible that when the plot begins and Lady White Snake comes to repay her kindness, he will also be immersed in the gentle land and be unable to extricate himself?"
Jiang Yuyan: "That must be impossible. If that's the case, why would he scold Emperor Ye?"
Seeing this scene, the group members felt ridiculous.
All right, why did Xu Hanwen scold Ye Fan?
The two of them don't seem to have any interactions or grudges, right?
What happened again?
Xu Hanwen: "Wow, have you forgotten what you said last time? It was your words that caused me to have nightmares every night. I couldn't afford to be sick and lay in bed for half a month! Until today, I
Only then did I wake up, you have made me miserable!"
Xu Hanwen: "Ye Fan, is it because of you that I'm like this? Touching your conscience, won't it hurt?"
The new legendary world of White Snake.
Ever since he was hit by Ye Fan, Xu Hanwen has been having nightmares.
A white snake that was hundreds of feet long and as thick as an adult's waist appeared in his sleep. It kept messing around with other male snakes, and its belly became bigger. Then it gave birth to nests of snake eggs, and hatched out little ones.
snake.
The most important thing is that these little snakes all have snake bodies and human faces, and they can talk and call them daddy right after they are born.
Every time he dreams of this place, Xu Hanwen will be frightened and wake up, and he will never be able to sleep again.
The same dream was repeated for several days, and the frail scholar Xu Hanwen was frightened and fell ill on the spot.
Not only did he become confused, he also kept shouting, "Don't come over, don't come over!"
This time, his sister Xu Jiaorong and brother-in-law Li Gongfu were frightened.
The Xu family's only talent, Xu Hanwen, was born with a talent for reading, and he was going to be admitted to the imperial examinations in the future.
If something went wrong, Xu Jiaorong would not be alive either.
Li Gongfu, who had always loved his wife, was naturally very concerned about his only brother-in-law.
The two invited a famous doctor from Hangzhou to diagnose and treat him. After checking his pulse, the doctor said that Xu Hanwen had a heart disease and needed heart medicine.
Xu Jiaorong became even more sad after hearing this. She didn't think about food or food all day long and was worried about her brother.
After more than half a month, Xu Hanwen finally woke up.
After comforting his sad sister, he immediately opened the chat group and denounced Ye Fan bitterly.
As soon as he woke up, Xu Hanwen understood.
During the half month of lying in bed, he was often awake and confused, and his mind did not know how much suffering he had endured.
If it weren't for Ye Fan's previous ridicule, he would not have continuous nightmares later, let alone fall ill.
The culprit of all this is undoubtedly Ye Fan in the chat group!
Ye Fan: "Nani? What did I say to you last time? Oh, I remember, I teased you last time and said that before the thousand-year-old white snake gave birth to spiritual intelligence, it didn't know how many male snakes it had to live with? What do you mean?
, these words of mine gave you nightmares? And then you fell ill?"
Ye Fan: "Also, you cry when you encounter the smallest things. Are you still a man? You can't blame me for everything. Why didn't Ning Caichen get sick? I was just teasing him that day.
, you can’t stand it?”
Ye Fan: "No, your mental quality is too bad, isn't it? Young man, you need to exercise more! You know, snake nature is inherently perverted, and you are so weak that your combat power is less than five
With a scumbag physique, I’m afraid you won’t be able to grasp the thousand-year-old snake demon!”
After hearing Xu Hanwen's explanation, Ye Fan probably understood the whole story, and his position felt a little funny.
You haven't figured out your feelings yourself, do you blame me?
Xu Hanwen: "You are unreasonable and bully others. I will find a real person to uphold justice!"
Xu Hanwen: "@长生真人, please make the decision for the students!"
When it comes to talking nonsense, Xu Hanwen, a weak scholar, was no match for Ye Fan. He was stunned and speechless on the spot.
In anger, Xu Hanwen had no choice but to ask Aite Changsheng to make the decision.