Chapter 143 Emperor Ye, Did You Pay the Parking Fee?
Chapter 143 Emperor Ye, have you paid the parking fee? [Please subscribe]
The wild world.
Sensing Xu Hanwen's Aite, Li Changsheng opened the chat group to take a look.
When he saw what Xu Hanwen said, he counted on his fingers and understood what the other party had experienced during this period.
"This psychological quality is really a bit poor."
Li Changsheng shook his head, feeling speechless for Xu Hanwen, a frail scholar.
As the saying goes, you have something to think about every day and something to dream about at night.
After Ye Fan said this, Xu Hanwen remembered what happened before Bai Suzhen awakened her spiritual wisdom, and kept struggling with it.
When he goes to bed at night, he will naturally dream about this incident, and all bad things will appear in his dreams.
Speaking of which, Ye Fan is at least half responsible. If it weren't for his strange and sarcastic remarks, Xu Hanwen would not have suffered like this.
However, Xu Hanwen's psychological quality was really poor. He was so frightened by the dream that he fell ill and had to stay in bed for half a month before he got better.
"This matter can only be dealt with fifty-fifty times each."
Li Changsheng thought about it for a while and made a decision.
Changsheng Zhenren: "@叶fan, you are such an adult, you don’t have any sense of propriety, can you make any joke casually? Now it’s okay, what are you going to do if such a big thing happens?"
Chang Sheng Zhenren: "@Xu Hanwen, you do the same, how come you are so unafraid? Your psychological quality needs to be improved! By the way, last time Pindao said you would give me credit, why haven't you considered it yet?"
Li Changsheng first reprimanded Ye Fan, and then said a few words to Xu Hanwen, which was considered to be a fifty-fifty blow.
Ye Fan is indeed neither serious nor serious, he is too out of the ordinary.
Xu Hanwen was just a weak scholar and had never seen much of the world. How could he withstand such a fright?
If the two of them have a good relationship, it's okay to joke around, but Xu Hanwen has just joined the group, is it really okay to tease him?
Fortunately, Xu Hanwen was lucky enough to have the protagonist, otherwise it would have been a bit difficult to handle if someone was scared to death.
Ye Fan: "Ahem, I didn't expect that his psychological quality is so fragile that he can't even make a joke. However, this matter is indeed my fault. I hope you can forgive me."
Ye Fan: "@谢汉文, Brother Xu, I shouldn't play such a joke with you, I apologize to you! Let's do this, to show my sincerity, I will give you a fairy grass."
Seeing Master Changsheng come forward, even though both sides were playing fifty cards each, Ye Fan felt quite depressed.
However, this matter was ignored by him, so he simply bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
After thinking about it, Ye Fan took another fairy grass that he had left behind from the storage ring and sent it to Xu Hanwen as an apology.
Of course he has more fairy grass, but this matter is worth one fairy grass at most.
Besides, if he gives Xu Hanwen more fairy grass, Immortal Changsheng will come to trouble him.
Ye Fan is one of the first batch of old members to join the group. There are some things that you know and I know, and it’s fine if we understand each other tacitly.
[Ding! ‘Ye Fan’ sent an exclusive red envelope to ‘Xu Hanwen’! 】
Xu Hanwen: "The real person's lesson is right. The student did something wrong. He shouldn't insult Emperor Ye. Let's just change the story."
Xu Hanwen: "@长生真人, as for the matter of credit, the student should think about it first before replying to the real person."
After receiving the red envelope, Xu Hanwen got a crystal clear fairy grass and was immediately overjoyed.
The hatred he had towards Mark naturally disappeared.
As for the matter of getting credit from Master Changsheng, there is no rush for now. He plans to take the fairy grass sent by Ye Fan first and see the effect.
Ye Fan: "Okay, this matter is over and no one is allowed to mention it again."
Although he lost a piece of fairy grass and was scolded by the immortal immortal, Ye Fan was not too angry.
However, one learns from the experience and he will not joke around with the new group members next time.
This time, he spent money to eliminate disaster and bought a lesson.
Lin Meng: "This matter is over now, little Ye Zi, you should be more restrained next time."
Kou Zhong: "Forget it, I won't talk about it, so as not to cause trouble."
Yao Chen: “After the rain, the sky clears up, everything will be fine.”
Jiang Yuyan: "If there are real people taking action, there will be nothing unsolvable."
It wasn't until the matter was completely resolved that the group members came out to smooth things over.
They are not stupid either. They can even be regarded as human beings. Naturally, they will not talk nonsense to avoid causing trouble.
Ye Fan: "Let's talk about other things. I have arrived at the Ji family, received warm hospitality from the Ji family, and met Ji Ziyue, the little moon of the Ji family. So what, how should I speak? He proposed marriage to her directly.
Or should we do it step by step? Which brother can teach me!"
With the beauty in front, Ye Fan quickly put aside the previous bad luck and said happily.
Lin Meng: "Tsk, are you asking how to pick up girls? I don't mind exposing you, it's obviously just to show off. It's a shame that Zhang Laodao is offline, otherwise, he will feel uncomfortable again."
Kou Zhong: "That's right. You, Emperor Ye, have been in love for many years. You are the little prince of the nightclub who is known as 'walking among thousands of flowers without a leaf touching your body.' How can such a trivial thing hardly faze you?"
Yao Chen: "Speaking of which, the old man would like to ask, how is Emperor Ye's ex-girlfriend Li Xiaoman doing?"
Jiang Yuyan: "When it comes to Li Xiaoman at this time, Mr. Yao, aren't you afraid that Emperor Ye will immediately travel over and beat you up?"
Seeing Ye Fan's abrupt change of topic, he pretended to be innocent and asked the group members how to pick up girls.
Everyone quickly exposed him and showed no mercy to him.
Ye Fan: "That's all, you bunch of scum who have never been in love, it's useless to ask. I can find a way myself."
Seeing this, Ye Fan grinned and smiled.
Lin Meng: "Speaking of which, Ye Fan, you have become a fairy in the mortal world and reached the pinnacle of the world! But I have a question that I have always wanted to ask you, that is, I don't know how to ask you every time. Taking advantage of this opportunity today, I will ask
Ask, do you still remember your nickname when you joined the group? Did you pay the parking fee for the Mercedes-Benz parked at the foot of Mount Tai?"
At this time, Lin Meng suddenly asked leisurely.
Kou Zhong: "Pfft. I remembered it. When the Kowloon Coffin came, Emperor Ye drove a Mercedes-Benz to Mount Tai and parked it in the parking lot at the foot of the mountain. It seems that he never paid the parking fee, right? It made me laugh.
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Yao Chen: "Parking lot security: Why hasn't anyone come to drive this shabby car away? If you don't pay the parking fee, I will drag it to sell the car to pay the parking fee!"
Jiang Yuyan: "You're laughing so hard. Are you trying to laugh this little girl to death so you can inherit her paradise?"
Seeing Lin Meng's words, everyone immediately recalled that not long after joining the group, the plot on Ye Fan's side began.
Fortunately for him, he put the car in the parking lot, but he left the Beidou Star Territory for many years and no one paid the parking fee for the Mercedes-Benz.
No wonder when he joined the group, Ye Fan's nickname was "No parking fee." It seemed that even the chat group couldn't stand it anymore.
Ye Fan: "Nani? What's the parking fee? How can you slander someone's innocence with empty talk? I paid off the parking fee when I returned to Earth, so don't accuse me unjustly!"
Ye Fan: "Are you kidding? As the great emperor of the world, how can I do such a shameless thing like parking without paying?"
Ye Fan: "By the way, speaking of cars. I suddenly remembered something! By the way, does my Mercedes-Benz also contain purple light like those treasures?"
Seeing Lin Meng's slanderous words and the ridicule of the group members, Ye Fan raised his eyebrows and immediately became unhappy and quickly defended himself.
After coming to Beidou from Earth, it only took him more than a year to achieve enlightenment, which can be said to be as fast as a rocket.
Afterwards, he immediately returned to Earth to visit his parents, and by the way, he also drove the Mercedes-Benz parked at the foot of Mount Tai back home.
As for the parking fee, it has naturally been settled long ago.
Just kidding, would a great emperor still pay less for parking?
At this moment, when he heard everyone mentioning the Mercedes-Benz, Ye Fan couldn't help but suddenly thought of something.
He collected all the treasures in the Zhetian World and exchanged them all for cultivation resources with Master Changsheng.
If you want to find another treasure that contains Hongmeng Purple Light, it will be extremely difficult and even more difficult.
If an item wants to contain Hongmeng Purple Light, it needs to participate in the plot, and at least reach a qualified level.
Strictly speaking, his Mercedes-Benz car should also have enough participation in the plot!!!
Lin Meng: "666, your idea is good, why don't you send it to a real person to try, what if it really works?"
Kou Zhong: "Indeed, it's okay to send it over and try it. You won't get pregnant if you try it. What if it works?"
Yao Chen: "What? Emperor Ye is actually pregnant? Good guy, how many months has it been? Who is the father of the child? Are you ready to give birth? Have you given the child a name? Have you bought a house in a school district? Are you ready to grow up?
Which university should you apply to?"
Jiang Yuyan: "Old Yao, what you are doing is outrageous. You are so old that you don't practice cultivation!"
Zhang Sanfeng: "What exactly happened? Why was the old man absent for a while, and Emperor Ye was pregnant? Isn't this change too fast? You young people are really having fun, so please forgive me for not being able to accept it!"
There is a saying that goes, three people become a tiger, ten men rub their spines, and if everyone talks about it, they will fly without wings!
Right now is a good example. In just three or two sentences, rumors spread that Ye Fan is pregnant.
Zhang Sanfeng, who had just adjusted his mentality, saw such a terrible thing as soon as he went online, and his pupils suddenly shrank!
Ye Fan: "You are all too bad? Can we still have fun? This is outrageous! My heart is tired and I have no love. Let's destroy it!"
Ye Fan: "Forget it, I won't talk nonsense to you anymore! I'll know after I send the Mercedes-Benz to a real person to try it out."
Seeing this outrageous conversation, Ye Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What is this, is it his own fault?
Speaking of which, the previous group members were all so honest and well-spoken.
Now that you have been following him for a long time, everyone has become an experienced driver?
Could it be that those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black?
Immortal Changsheng: “Send it over and take a look.”
Li Changsheng saw this and said something.
Ye Fan: "Okay, I'll send it over right away, please accept it in person."
Seeing this, Ye Fan quickly stuffed the Mercedes-Benz car that had been kept in the storage ring into a red envelope and sent it to Changsheng Zhenren.
[Ding! ‘Ye Fan’ sent an exclusive red envelope to the group leader ‘Changsheng Zhenren’! 】
Immortal Changsheng: "Well, it does contain ten rays of purple light. What do you want, a drop of nectar of a hundred flowers, or ten jelly grasses?"
After receiving the red envelope, Li Changsheng found ten rays of bright purple light in the Mercedes-Benz, and waved his hand to collect them all.
He thought about it for a moment, and instead of rushing to send it back to Ye Fan, he asked.
Ye Fan has already entered the tenth-level fairyland. Whether it is honeydew or fairy grass, it doesn't make much difference to him.
But now since this guy plans to pick up girls, he has to give them some gifts from time to time.
The difference between the two is right here.
Ye Fan: "Really? That's great. I want ten fairy grasses."
Taking a look at the storage ring, Ye Fan found that he still had some flower nectar.
He thought about it carefully and decided to choose jelly grass.
Immortal Changsheng: "Okay, the red envelope has been sent, please accept it."
Upon seeing this, Li Changsheng took ten grasses and sent them back to Ye Fan together with the Mercedes-Benz.
[Ding! The group leader ‘Changsheng Zhenren’ sent an exclusive red envelope to ‘Ye Fan’! 】
Ye Fan: "Thank you, real person!"
After accepting the red envelope, Ye Fan stored the fairy grass in the storage ring.
Ning Caichen: "@长生真人, the student has thought about it and wants to borrow the spiritual resources worth a hundred rays of purple light from the real person. Please allow the real person!"
At this time, Ning Caichen came out, and after calling Master Changsheng, he said.
It turns out that Ning Caichen has been thinking about how much credit should be appropriate during this period.
He read his destiny mark carefully and found that there were only thirteen treasures at most that could be enough to participate in the plot.
Part One: Ning Caichen’s own book basket, Xuanyuan Sword in Yan Chixia’s hand, Xiahou swordsman’s sword, Diamond Sutra pages, Nie Xiaoqian’s golden pagoda (urn), the body of the thousand-year-old tree demon, and the bell on Nie Xiaoqian’s feet
Part Three: The Golden Buddha of the Little Monk from the Ten Directions, and the true form of the tree demon in the second millennium.
In other words, these thirteen items only contain one hundred and thirty rays of purple light, and can only be exchanged for thirteen drops of flower nectar or one hundred and thirty plants of fairy grass.
According to the rule of nine departures and thirteen returns in the world, he could only borrow resources worth a hundred rays of purple light from Immortal Changsheng.
Therefore, after thinking over and over again, Ning Caichen finally made a decision.
As for what Ye Fan said about Nie Xiaoqian before, although Ning Caichen felt a little uncomfortable after hearing it, he didn't pay too much attention to it, and naturally he wouldn't be sad or troubled by it.
Immortal Changsheng: "Oh? Cultivation resources worth a hundred rays of purple light, okay! What do you want, flower nectar or fairy grass?"
When Li Changsheng heard this, he raised his eyebrows and asked.
Ning Caichen: "Twenty grass jelly grass and eight drops of flower nectar. Thank you, Master. The student union will repay it as soon as possible."
Seeing this, Ning Caichen quickly reported the figures he had thought about long ago and expressed his gratitude.
Immortal Changsheng: "Okay!"
After hearing this, Li Changsheng stuffed the things into the red envelope and gave it to the other party.
[Ding! The group leader ‘Changsheng Zhenren’ sent an exclusive red envelope to ‘Ning Caichen’! 】
Ning Caichen: "Thank you, Master, don't you want to sign a contract?"
After receiving the red envelope, Ning Caichen was surprised.
Didn't Xiao Zhuanfeng sign a credit contract before? Why didn't he use it when it was his turn?
Immortal Changsheng: "It's not necessary, because he borrows more and you borrow less, so Pindao is too lazy to do more! By the way, you are not thinking about defaulting on the loan, are you?"
Li Changsheng smiled and said nonchalantly.
Ning Caichen: "Well, the real person is serious, students don't dare!"
It turns out that the value of my credit is too little, so isn’t it worth the extra effort for real people?