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Chapter 0010 eat a big melon

Jiang Yue took out the remaining half pack of cigarettes and threw them on the table.

A trace of enthusiasm flashed in Sangou's eyes.

"Want one?" Jiang Yue caught this detail and remained calm.

He flicked one out casually, handed it over, and lit it on fire.

Sangou didn't think about it at all, he took it skillfully, held the cigarette holder between his two fingers and moved towards the fire.

Just as he was about to order it, Sangou suddenly saw a chill that looked like a smile but not a smile on the second brother's face.

Sangou, who had a strong desire to survive, smiled and threw the cigarette on the table like a thorn in his fingertips.

"This... this... I'm still young! I don't know how to smoke. Second brother, you are so serious. Is it true that you are such a big brother? Isn't this bad teaching for children?"

"Are you being humble? Do you still need me to teach you?" Jiang Yue continued to sneer, making Sangou's scalp numb with laughter.

"Second brother, you really misunderstood me. You see on the cigarette case, it says that smoking is harmful to health. I am so young, what should I do if my body is damaged by smoking? I really can't smoke."

"You really don't smoke?"

"No smoking!"

"That's because you don't have a good taste. This is a light-flavored cigarette that tastes really good. It costs 60 yuan a pack!"

"Haha, second brother, are you an amateur? Have you been a pig? This cigarette is mellow and has a strong taste, but it is not strong or choking, and a pack is obviously 30 yuan..." Sangou said halfway.

, it was too late to apply the brakes.

However, this guy reacted very quickly and said sternly: "As I said just now, I don't know how to smoke. But I can't stand it because my uncle loves to smoke cigarettes. I've heard him talk about it a lot, so I'll remember it more or less."

"Really? How did I hear that my uncle is very economical and only smokes black sand that costs six yuan a pack?"

"You don't live in my sister-in-law's house, so how can I know better? Maybe my uncle has hidden a small treasury? On the surface, it's six yuan a pack of black sand, but behind the scenes, it's thirty yuan worth of arrows?"

"How about I call my uncle and ask?" Jiang Yue picked up the phone.

"Forget it?" Sangou grabbed Jiang Yue, licked his face and said with a smile, "Second brother, is this a big deal? You don't want my sister-in-law and her husband to get into trouble, right?"

"Where's the eldest sister?"

Sangou said sternly: "Sister, everything is fine over there! We are the best-behaved boys in the world and don't have any bad habits. Sister is already busy enough at work, so don't let her worry about us all the time."

The matter of smoking is mutually exclusive, even if it is tacitly understood.

Sangou glanced at Jiang Yue's cell phone that he put back on the dining table, and said with a smile: "Second brother, could it be that I have really wronged you? You haven't been looking at your phone for so long, waiting for information. Is it really just a pure classmate relationship?"

Before I finished speaking, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong...

A series of messages pop up on the screen.

Jiang Yue took a look and saw that it was a class group.

Normally, everyone is busy with studies and doesn’t have much chance to play with their mobile phones. During school hours, the school doesn’t allow them to turn on their mobile phones, so there are basically no crowds.

In addition, from time to time the teacher would send some notifications and announcements in the group, so Jiang Yue did not set the group to do not disturb messages.

Who can be so idle and frantically scrolling through the class group?

Never brake Du Yifeng:

@everyone

Shocking! Tianlang Mountain, the majestic peak in the Western Region, cracked in the middle. Shocking!

If you have a quick hand, you will have it; if you have a slow hand, you will not have it!

If you want to eat melon early, you should outperform 808 (Author: This number is divided by two).

Short video 1

Short video 2



Short video 9.

Du Yifeng is a popular figure in the class. He is also a celebrity in the entire Yangfan Middle School where Jiang Yue and the others study.

In terms of academic performance, Du Yifeng is a younger brother. But he has a distinguished background and usually behaves more like a social person, without the slightest hint of youthfulness of a student.

It is more appropriate to describe him in two sentences: he is not there when studying in class, and he is the fastest when it comes to flirting with girls.

From a student's perspective, he is definitely a scumbag among scumbags.

But this guy is not bad in popularity in the class, and he is not annoying. In the final analysis, he is of high rank and has a wild attitude. His classmates envy him 30%, respect him 60%, and I can't say the remaining 10%.

In the class group, the average child seldom speaks, especially when there is a teacher in the group, they basically speak very restrainedly.

Du Yifeng is an exception. In his eyes, there is no distinction between class groups, family groups or social groups.

What he wants to post depends entirely on his mood at the time.

It is not uncommon for people to drive in a class group after a disagreement.

Several times, he drove so wildly that the teachers were embarrassed to pretend to be transparent and had to come out and apply the brakes for him.

This is how his group comment nickname, Never Brake Du Yifeng, came about.

Jiang Yue thought this guy was driving in the class group again and didn't take it seriously.

However, the group messages did not stop, ding dong ding dong kept popping up.

No. 27 Liu Jian: Damn it, is it real or fake? Movie special effects?

No. 42 Xu Ruogu: Awesome, which blockbuster movie? Looking for seeds online!

No. 16 Zheng Weihao: Seeking seeds online +1!

No. 35 Chen Haoran: The picture doesn’t look like a movie, it looks like a real scene shot.

No. 25 Han Jingjing: It seems to be Tianlang Mountain. I went there last summer vacation and took photos with Tianlang Mountain as the background. I’ll look for the photos later.

Teacher Sun, the head teacher: It seems that everyone is very free during the short holiday. Is it because my homework assignments are not in place? I am reflecting on it!

No. 27 Liu Jian: shivering/emoticon, diving, diving, dog head to save life/emoticon.

No. 42 Xu Ruogu: shivering/emoticon, diving, diving, dog head to save life/emoticon.

No. 16 Zheng Weihao: shivering/emoticon, diving, diving, dog head to save life/emoticon.

No. 35 Chen Haoran: shivering/emoticon, diving, diving, dog head to save life/emoticon.

Jiang Yue's mouth twitched.

A bunch of funny guys.

To build a sense of presence in front of Lao Sun, is this because you haven’t done enough exercises?

Isn’t it fun to dive and play games? Isn’t it fun to watch TV shows and movies?

The group became calm again.

Since Du Yifeng was not driving, he was just idle. Jiang Yue clicked on it and took a look.

Nine short videos, less than two minutes in total.

The video shooting technique was very amateurish, the lens was unstable and a bit shaky, and it was obvious that it was not a high-power camera.

These are not the point.

The point is, the two-minute video is really not a headline-grabbing one, but the content is quite shocking.

In the video, Tianlang Mountain, which is three to four thousand meters above sea level, is like a huge cake, with a gap slowly appearing in the middle, slowly tearing to both sides at a speed visible to the naked eye!

"Second brother, is this fake?" Sangou was also stunned.

Jiang Yue didn't answer, but clicked on it repeatedly and looked at it frame by frame.

During the process of the mountain being torn apart, the whole earth was obviously shaking, and the dust was rising into the sky. Although the shot was taken from a distance, a faint and shocking sound could be heard, as if the sky was collapsing and the earth was shattering.

Indeed, as someone in the group said, this really doesn't look like a movie shooting technique.

Based on Jiang Yue's observation of details, there should be no technical editing in this video.

But--

The mountain is torn apart in the middle. What an incredible spectacle is this?

Even if the plate movement is happening, it won't happen at a speed that can be seen by the naked eye or captured by a camera, right?

The vicissitudes of change in geography begin with at least ten thousand years.

Is this to complete the reincarnation of tens of millions of years in one day?

Jiang Yue couldn't hide his surprise and clicked on the video again.

But I received a prompt that this video has been deleted.

The speed of 808 is indeed fast enough. If this melon was eaten a few minutes later, it would not be able to catch up.

No. 8 Wang Xin: Why can’t I open the video?

No. 19 Fang Ziyang: Damn, I miss the red envelope every time, can’t I catch the melon? Self-mutilation/emoji.

No. 38 Shao Yixuan: @ Never Brake Du Yifeng, please send it again. Kneel down/emoticon package.

No. 25 Han Jingjing: What’s going on? I found the photo, where’s the video? Black question mark face/emoticon package.

Sun Bin, the head teacher, initiated the muting ban for all members!

Among the thousands of people, the leader of the group is the biggest.

As soon as the head teacher's big sealing technique came out, everyone who was eating melons online and snooping on the screen while diving had to retreat.

Shui Qun and Jiang Yue had never been interested, so he couldn't help but say that he didn't care.

The explosive contents of those nine short videos kept replaying in Jiang Yue's mind, and he couldn't get rid of them.

True, false? True, false? True, false?

Jiang Yue's judgment was so wavering for the first time.

Based on common sense, this is obviously inconsistent with common sense.

If this were true, the coffin of physics teachers, geography teachers, science teachers, history teachers, teachers of all subjects would probably be overwhelming.

But is it fake? Jiang Yue couldn't find any flaws in the video at all.

Most of the shocking short videos on the Internet are mostly edited and put together to attract attention, but they are actually chasing traffic to create gimmicks.

But there is no such trace in the nine short videos.

Jiang Yue asked himself that he still had this kind of technical appraisal ability.

"Second brother, your head teacher is so cruel." The three dogs behind him suddenly said quietly.


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