Chapter 0011 The melon is getting bigger and bigger!
"Second brother, your class teacher is so cruel!"
"How do you say that?" Jiang Yue was confused.
"Seeing that the photos of Han Jingjing on the 25th are about to go viral, why is he banning everyone? Isn't this cruel? I guess the boys in your class must hate him to death."
"You don't even know whether someone is beautiful or ugly, so what are you talking about?"
"Haha, how many ugly girls have you seen who dare to take photos? Second brother, I guess this Han Jingjing, even if she is not particularly good-looking, must have a great figure."
Jiang Yue was speechless again. What happened to this world? Is a twelve-year-old child going to become a monster?
Is the school in town a school or a driving school?
What exactly are you teaching all day long? Underage children can drive so fast, but they are not allowed to fly fighter jets as adults?
Moreover, Sangou's angle of entry is too strange.
Shouldn’t normal people focus on whether the content of the video is true or false? This is a big deal.
Ding ding dong!
Another message pops up on the phone.
Du Yifeng
[Link] Invite you to join the group chat.
Jiang Yue was a little surprised. Could it be that Du Yifeng wanted to create a private group and post another video privately?
Unlock your phone with your fingerprint and click to confirm to join.
Du Yifeng@everyone
"I don't have all my friends. If you have any friends, familiar ones, or buddies and sisters in the class, please ask me. I'll send you a video in five minutes. I won't wait until the expiration date."
There were not many students in the class that Du Yifeng could befriend. Judging from the people he invited, they were basically the more outstanding students in the class, and most of them were female classmates.
Although Jiang Yue and Du Yifeng didn't interact much, they didn't get along too badly.
The main reason is that Jiang Yue has excellent grades and is very good-looking. In addition, Jiang Yue is extremely low-key and rarely shows off in the class to show off, which Du Yifeng appreciates very much.
In Du Yifeng's logic, it's not your fault that you are handsome, but if you are handsome and like to act handsome and get the limelight, then you are trying to steal the limelight from Du Yifeng.
This kind of person is his enemy, Du Yifeng, and he must not tolerate it.
To put it simply, he has one principle: you can do whatever you want, just don’t steal the limelight from me.
Yes, Du Yifeng's three views are so simple and unpretentious.
Jiang Yue picked up a few people who were close to him. He usually lived on campus when he wasn't on weekends or long holidays, so it was natural for him to pick up the three people in the same dormitory.
My deskmate Li Yue has always been a transparent person. She only has a handful of WeChat friends on her phone. She can probably count on one hand the number of classmates who have added her as friends, and it is estimated that no one will ask her for help.
So Jiang Yue dragged Li Yue into the group.
The three roommates quickly joined the group one after another.
Yu Hongtu: Boss Yifeng wants to drive again? Waiting online!
Wang Xiawei: The tickets have been purchased and we are waiting for the train to depart!
Mao Doudou: I’m going to the Xinnen pier. Before I head off to Yifeng, please let me introduce my length...
Jiang Yue: @马豆豆, have you used my toilet paper in the past two days?
Mao Doudou: It’s not me, I don’t have it, don’t talk nonsense. Deny it three times/emoji.
Jiang Yue: Do you want me to help you recall what happened in the school doctor’s office last time?
Mao Doudou: Boss, I was wrong, please let me go. Kneel down/emoticon pack
Fang Ziyang: What happened in the school doctor’s office? I feel weird!
Xu Ruogu: Asking for melon in front of the car.
Chen Haoran: Ask for melon in front of the car +1.
Zheng Weihao:+2.
Wang Xin:+3.
Liu Jian:+4.
Han Jingjing:+5.
Yang Xiaoxiao: Jingjing, are you sure you want to eat all the boys’ melons?
Han Jingjing: I just joined the group, what did you talk about earlier? @江月.
Mao Doudou: [WeChat Red Envelope] Big bosses, please let me go, don’t affect the start of the big boss Yifeng.
Jiang Yue Aite and Mao Doudou actually didn't mean to get into trouble with him. On the contrary, he actually reminded the other person in good faith.
After all, there are many girls in the group, but this guy never pays attention to the occasion when talking. No matter what the group is, as soon as he joins the group, he will introduce the size and length if he disagrees.
It's okay if there are no girls in the group. There are a lot of girls in this group, and the classmates look up and don't see each other, which is a bit ugly.
If Jiang Yue didn't stop him in time, Mao Doudou would definitely follow up with his signature catchphrase: I, Mao Shijiu, walk with my hands wrapped around my waist.
It's not that Jiang Yue wronged him. This guy was brought into the group by Jiang Yue. He was in the same dormitory with him. He knew very well what kind of urine this guy was.
When we were first divided into dormitories, Mao Doudou introduced himself in this funny way.
He claims to be armed with a sharp weapon, and has been dormant for nineteen years. When he wakes up, he becomes even more ferocious. He could have relied on his special skills to make a living, but his family asked him to study.
As for the incident in the school doctor's office, it is another sad story.
Mao Doudou relies on the specialty of being a straight man. He often locks himself in the bathroom and entertains himself, doing some unspeakable things. He consumes toilet paper very quickly, so that the ones he brings are often not enough, so he borrows toilet paper from his roommates.
Things happen from time to time.
Just use it, this guy will refuse to admit it every time.
One time, Jiang Yue was feeling mischievous, so he picked some pollen in the countryside, and also got some lint from hairy chili bugs, and sprinkled them on the toilet paper.
It was impossible to see the thing unless you looked carefully. The lighting in the bathroom was always bad. Mao Doudou didn't know the trap and borrowed it without telling him. He used Jiang Yue's toilet paper again. It didn't take long for the sharp tool to become allergic, red and swollen, and itchy and swollen.
, still can’t scratch it.
Mao Doudou was in so much pain that he wanted to carry it, but the more he carried it, the more painful it became, so he had to go to the school doctor's office, where he received injections, medicine, and external application. He took two days off, and he never felt so sore in his life.
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Not to mention, the incident of missing toilet paper in dormitories has gotten better since then.
The other two people in the dormitory, Yu Hongtu and Wang Xiawei, didn't know about it. Even Mao Doudou himself thought it was an accident and had no idea that Jiang Yue had deliberately caused trouble.
Jiang Yue nodded slightly. Mao Doudou felt guilty for being a thief and was afraid that something embarrassing would be exposed, so he immediately became honest.
There were all kinds of weird and funny people joining the group, making all kinds of gags, but everyone quickly forgot about Mao Doudou.
After another two or three minutes, Li Yue came belatedly and joined the group chat through Jiang Yue's invitation.
However, Li Yue has always been a little transparent in the class. Not many people care whether she joins or not. One more person is not too much, and one person less than her is not too much.
She wouldn't be able to speak anyway if she joined.
Du Yifeng especially enjoyed this feeling of being highly anticipated.
"Have you brought in everyone who needs to be pulled in?"
"Everyone has remembered it! Even if you watch the video, please don't spread it nonsense. I'll tell you the ugly thing first. It may be okay for me to tell it. You can tell it to me. If you are invited to tea, don't get involved with me."
Du Yifeng made a big deal out of it. The more serious the matter was described, the more mysterious the aura he felt about himself!
Let the students feel the power of his information channels, feel the invisible energy behind him, feel his outstanding personality, let these weak chickens guess, marvel, look up to and even worship him, for Du Yifeng, it is a vulgar but
And unparalleled happiness.
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong, ding ding dong...
Then, a series of videos popped up from the group chat.
This time everyone has learned a lesson. To be on guard against 808, save it to your mobile phone first and look back at it later.
Du Yifeng: These videos have not been made public for the time being. I would like to emphasize again, do not spread them indiscriminately! Otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences!
Du Yifeng: Strange geographical phenomena have appeared in many places on our entire Gaia planet, four continents and eight places. It’s not just the Tianlang Mountain in our Dazhang country.
Du Yifeng: The first video is of the Arthur Desert, the second is of the famous Devil's Triangle in the Bamuda Sea, the third is of the Tear Grand Canyon in the west of Xilaozhou, and the fourth is of Xilao
The city of Naples on the east coast of Africa...
In fact, Du Yifeng does not need to introduce it. As a high school student, everyone still has these geographical knowledge.
Like the Tianlang Mountain video, these videos are not long, but the content is more shocking than the last...
After Jiang Yue read it, he was speechless for a long time.
A strong intuition told him that human beings' normal understanding of the world was shattered, the original knowledge system was shattered, and the coffin boards of teachers in various subjects were completely unable to hold them down.