Yuan Yuan went to Bald Zi's house at around nine o'clock in the evening on the second day of the Lunar New Year. Chen Yang happened to be there too. After Yuan Yuan went, he left some money for Bald Zi's parents, chatted with Chen Yang for a while, and then the two of them went to the cemetery.
I had a drink next to the tombstones of Bald Man and Orangutan. The tombstones were very clean, and there were new Chinese coins, three-star Golden Liufu, and food in front of the tombstones. In front of the tombstones of Bald Man and Orangutan
There were all of them, and there were a few sex CDs in front of the orangutan. Chen Yang said that Xiaochao should have made them. I didn’t say anything.
On the third day of the Lunar New Year, I originally planned to spend a good day at home with my parents, but something very, very unexpected happened to me. At noon, while everyone was eating and chatting together, someone knocked on the door.
My dad was a little surprised, "Who came here so early in the morning on the third day of the Lunar New Year?"
"Open the door, you don't care who it is." My mother said, "They are guests anyway. It's the Chinese New Year, and it's normal for friends and family to visit."
"Then we should come on the first day of the new year." My dad said as he stood up. We didn't pay much attention and continued chatting. The door opened, and then, my dad suddenly stopped talking. I was a little confused.
, holding the bowl in the left hand, and the chopsticks in the right hand, with a large piece of meat on the chopsticks. When I saw the person at the door, my first reaction was, who is she? After taking a closer look, my second reaction was that I almost put the food in my hand.
The bowl and chopsticks fell to the ground, and he stood up subconsciously, with a look of disbelief on his face: "Oh my god, why are you here!"
Before my father could speak, he heard what I said. He opened the door calmly. Then he shook his head helplessly and took a breath.
An unusually clear and gentle voice said, "Happy New Year to uncle and aunt." Zhao Xiaomeng followed Zhao Xiaomeng's two hands, carrying a bunch of things and placing them at the door of the house. "Uncle, there are a lot of things down there, can you help us get them together."
My dad was stunned for a moment and said "Ah, ah" twice. He quickly smiled and said, "Come on, come on, you sit at home while I go, I go."
"No, uncle, I'll go with you." Zhao Xiaomeng tied up her hair, wore black leather boots, a gray woolen sweater, and a brown leather coat. She even wore a pair of glasses, which looked very obvious.
He was extremely gentle. After he finished speaking, he smiled at me softly and said, "Wang Yue, come down and help me."
I said "Ah" "Okay, okay."
My father was walking in front with Zhao Xiaomeng, and I hadn't gone out yet.
My mother said in a low voice on the side, "Stop."
I turned around and saw that my mother had a very bad expression on her face. She first glanced at Shen Lin, then at Lin Ran, and then at the door. "What is the origin of this woman? Oh my god,
What on earth are you doing from the outside?"
As soon as I heard this, I knew that my mother must have misunderstood me. I quickly shook my head and explained, "Mom, Mom, be quiet, be quiet, and listen to me, okay?"
"I heard what you said. Why do you still come to your door?" Then my mother stood up and looked at Lin Ran and Shen Lin, "Can I have such a man?"
Lin Ran was also a little confused, "Why did she come here?"
Shen Linpi smiled coldly and said coldly, "So you know each other. Did Idiot Six do something sorry for me again? They came to find me again."
Lin Ran listened to Shen Lin's words, looked in the direction of the door, and said calmly, "I don't know whether he will do it or not, but according to normal circumstances and analysis, this woman should belong to Qin Xuan."
I quickly reached out and said, "Yes, yes, Mom, Shen Lin, you saw it. This woman has nothing to do with me. She belongs to one of my brothers."
"Your brother's woman brought so many things to see you during the Chinese New Year?" My mother looked at me fiercely.
"So you don't even let go of your brothers' women now." Shen Lin then spoke.
"Son of a bitch, I must tell Qin Xuan." Even Lin Ran began to bite his lips as he spoke.
I shook my head vigorously, "It's really not, it's really not, and I don't know why. Or I'll ask her to explain it to you later."
"Okay." My mother pointed at me vigorously, as if she was very angry. The corners of her mouth slid for a long time, not knowing what to say. Finally she said "Hey", stretched out her hand to pat her thigh, and sat down again. .
"No, no, Mom, don't be angry. It's really not what you think. Shen Lin, and Lin Ran, you two, please don't make trouble. I, Wang Yue, have been a gentleman for so many years, can I do such a thing?"
Shen Lin opened her mouth, "You? You? Are you still magnanimous? You are magnanimous and shameless, right?"
"How do you talk?"
"I don't know if you are such a person, but I know that you did such a thing. You are not the only one who comes to cause trouble." Lin Ran didn't care whether my mother was there or not. He spoke in a low voice, surrounded by people. Can hear.
"That's the kind of person he is. You don't need to explain. Just watch. The fun will come later."
I spread my hands and said, "It's clear, you don't believe me anymore."
Several people nodded together and said "Yes."
I pointed at a few of them helplessly. Finally, I sighed, "I will use practical actions to defend my reputation."
I walked to the door, turned around, and saw several people looking at me with disbelief on their faces. I was about to explain something, but then I remembered that explaining to them would be in vain. I let out a long sigh. "My reputation has been ruined by you all." Several people ignored me.
I was about to go downstairs when I saw my dad coming up panting and holding two boxes of things. "Pick me up, pick me up."
I walked over to my dad and took the box. "Do you have any more? Do I still need to use it?"
"Are there any more?" My father pointed down, "There are plenty down there, come with me and move them." Then he put his mouth to my ear, "Son, can you handle these many women?" "
"Go, go, go aside, what did you say?" I turned around and put the box inside the house, followed my father and walked down again. In the corridor, my father rubbed his waist, "This woman is from the Northeast. Yeah."
"Ah, yes."
"The accent sounds like... I brought so many things, including meat, rice, noodles, eggs, seafood and so on. I'm so considerate. Moreover, it's just a little girl driving the big Mercedes down there. It’s really tough. It’s a great New Year event.”
"You're right about this. This is a tiger girl. Damn it, she killed me."
As soon as my dad heard this, "I knew you must have done something sorry for me."
"I really didn't." I was a little depressed. "I said this Hu Niu caused me to be misunderstood by everyone."
"Oh, then why did she come to our house for nothing? She brought so many things, both Maotai and Chinese. Now I'm very lucky. During the Chinese New Year, I have three daughters-in-law."
"What are you talking about? Don't talk nonsense. Just Lin Ran."
My dad smiled and said, "Okay, okay, you don't need to explain to me. They are all tears. They were even better when they were younger than me. If it were me, your grandfather would dare to slap me with the iron kettle he used when he was a soldier."
When you go out, you will meet such an enlightened dad like me." Then my dad smiled very slyly, and rubbed his hands with a somewhat lewd expression, "There are so many good cigarettes and wine, enough for me to enjoy myself for a while.
"That's it." Then he turned around and said to me, "You should stop smoking from now on. Lin Ran told me what happened when you were in the hospital, so I'm going to confiscate those cartons of cigarettes in your car, kid.
Smoking is harmful to health.”
"No, no, you."
"What are you doing?" My dad kicked me. "Go and move things for me."
My dad and I went downstairs again and saw Zhao Xiaomeng leaning on the edge of a large Mercedes-Benz RV that I had never seen before and I didn’t know what model it was. He was carrying things down. There were a lot of six items on the ground.
Seven boxes of stuff, I can’t even fit them all into my fucking house.
I walked to Zhao Xiaomeng's side and looked at the things here. "I said, eldest sister, your house is flooded. Should you flee or move?"
"You are talented." Zhao Xiaomeng covered her mouth mid-sentence, and then smiled at my father, "Uncle, look at what he says, it's really ugly."
My dad shook his head and scolded him. Then he walked upstairs with two boxes containing unknown items, smiling and not caring about me at all.
I watched my father go up, and I said to Zhao Xiaomeng, "Sister, how do you know where my home is and why are you here."
When Zhao Xiaomeng saw my father coming upstairs, she must have revealed her sinister look. She took off her glasses, put her hands on her hips, and acted like a shrew. She walked in front of me in a few steps, stretched out her hand and grabbed my collar, "You bastard. What the fuck!"
Fuck you, uncle."
"Stop, stop." I quickly stretched out my hand and pushed Zhao Xiaomeng away. "Sister, there's something wrong with you, right? I provoke you and you provoke me." I said, while stepping back, Zhao Xiaomeng walked in front of me and got to the point directly. "
Where is that bastard Qin Xuan?"
When I heard this, "Oh my God, why did you find Qin Xuan in our house? He can be in our house."
"Just tell him where you hid it for him."
"Fart, can I hide it? I really don't know where it is."
"You haven't told me yet, have you?" Zhao Xiaomeng suddenly became anxious and rolled up her sleeves. "If I don't risk my life with you today, I will have your fucking surname from now on."
"Fuck, sister, please stop being so aggressive."
Zhao Xiaomeng didn't care about what I said at all. She rolled up her sleeves and first showed off her very sharp and messy nails. "These 500 yuan manicures are all prepared for you." After saying that, she turned to me.
I was about to pounce, so I hurriedly took two steps to the side and said, "Fuck, it costs five hundred yuan to get a manicure. I won't be a part of society anymore. I'll learn manicure and become your personal manicurist. Fuck."
"Damn it, come here." Zhao Xiaomeng waved her palm, just like an old goblin, without saying a word, she rushed towards me and patted me anxiously. I couldn't explain this clearly, so I quickly said nothing.
, and ran to the side. Zhao Xiaomeng pointed at me and said in a low voice, "Fuck you, stop here." She was wearing high heels, so it was really hard for her to catch up with me. The two of us walked around their big RV.
After two laps, Zhao Xiaomeng ran to the trunk, holding her glasses with one hand and pointing at me with the other, panting, "You, come here."
When I heard "I'm crazy, I won't go there."
"Wang Yue, I'm not done with you!" Zhao Xiaomeng roared hard, showing off the style of a Siberian tiger girl. In fact, the most damn depressed person is me. I provoked her. How could she find my home when she was looking for Qin Xuan?
