(Second update!) My words today were quite intense. Lingbo Wu was stunned when she heard this. She pushed Astro Boy away in a daze, sat across from us alone, and whispered, "An'an, give it to me.
Get a bottle of red wine…”
The bartender An An didn't hesitate and pushed the red wine directly in front of her, "Drink, this bottle is mine. Some worries can't be resolved, so just drink. When you get drunk, have a good sleep and everything will be solved.
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Ling Bowu hugged the red wine bottle and said with a smile, "An'an, I love you the most. When my sexual orientation changes in the future, I will have sex with you."
An An was not polite, "Forget it, I don't like the gay thing, and besides, I like Chinese pure men."
Lingbo Wu joked, "Then do you like brother Zifei?"
"Nonsense, of course I like this kind of top-notch man, but I am self-aware. I know that this guy only likes girls of Chinese nationality."
Lingbo Wu's eyes turned to me, "Brother Zifei, is what An An said true? If you like a girl with Chinese nationality, I will change my nationality immediately."
I said coldly, "I'm sorry, my quota is full and I don't accept overseas orders!"
The girls all laughed, but Lingbo Wu cried very sadly. While sobbing, she murmured, "I can only talk. There is no way for me to change my nationality. What can I do if I love you?"
In this way, my destiny can only be to serve as the flag of Nigeria. I can't do anything and have no freedom..."
Seeing this situation, Xiao Jing couldn't help but sigh.
I was very angry, so I hugged Xiaojing, took a sip on her fragrant lips, and threatened, "Try letting me sigh again?"
Xiaojing nodded, "Okay, brother, I'll be more cruel."
I hugged her tightly and said, "By the way, this is my girl. Chili also comes here and lets me hug her. We will get drunk today and we will rest together. We will not come back until we get drunk!"
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There was charming light music playing in the bar, and the drum beats were stirring people's hearts. I rarely went to bars, and I was not in a good mood. I was a little confused by Lingbo Wu, an inappropriate girl. So, I drank from Lan Haibei that day alone.
I had seven or eight cups.
Xiaojing was very enthusiastic and drank with me. I drank while she drank, so after a while, she was already a little drunk.
Little Pepper didn't dare to drink, for fear that she wouldn't be able to carry us back if we all lay down. Those bodyguards were sitting not far from us, as if they were facing a powerful enemy, ready to carry us over at any time.
However, today is not destined to be a good day for traveling. Just when we were drunk and feeling dizzy, two similarly shaky foreigners came towards us with their shoulders raised.
The two foreigners looked exactly the same, with brown hair and blue eyes. They were twins. Their eyes were scarlet. They looked at Xiaojing and then at Lingbo Wu, and couldn't help but let out a smile, "Twins? (twins) ilike!"
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One of them ran towards Lingbo Wu, wandered to Lingbo Wu's side, and wrapped his big hairy hands around Lingbo Wu's waist, "Baby, are you free tonight? (Baby, are you free tonight?
Empty?)”
The other one came straight towards Xiaojing, but before I stretched out my hand, I was already lying in front of her, "areyous-b?"
This guy obviously didn't understand and pushed me away.
I sneered and grabbed the guy's shoulder. The guy reacted quickly and punched me back!
Although this foreign guy looks quite burly, with thick arms and legs, his punch speed was too slow, and I sidestepped to avoid this heavy punch.
However, he was unlucky. I rounded my fist and punched it in the guy's face, which immediately turned one of his eyes into a panda eye.
This guy still wanted to take action, but unfortunately my close-range fast punch had already formed a wave of punches in front of him, which turned into a legendary meteor combo!
At the same time, the men on our side did not let Lingbo Wu sit on the wax. Although the relationship between China and Nigeria is not good in the game, the other party is also a girl, and she is so drunk now. If We just sit back and watch, that's really not what gentlemen should do.
But what I didn't expect was that those tough guys, such as Adventure Villains, Lu Fengchen and others, were really not as fast as Chi Xin Di Die and Ban Xia Wei Liang. These two guys rushed over in a few steps, opened their bows left and right, and punched each one. , hammered away the second twin!
This time the situation exploded. These Geminis were not just two people fighting, they were also a team. Many foreigners over there had already copied the guy and rushed over!
Astro Boy and others felt a huge pressure at this moment. They were proficient in various fighting skills and were suppressed by the group of villains from the Extraordinary Alliance. Lu Fengchen, Cappuccino, Adventure Villains, Mu Shang, Xue Yi, Jian Ge Debt The man, Jiange Yunfeng shouted, rushed over at once, and started filming with these foreigners one by one, holding wine bottles!
Astro Boy rushed over quickly and knocked a fat white man away with a powerful straight punch. He shouted in shock, "Gentlemen, please stop fighting. Just leave this to us!"
Lu Fengchen kicked Yiyang Maozi in the crotch, clenched his fist and gave the guy a heavy blow on the back, and said with a smile, "Damn, I haven't moved my muscles in a long time!"
Du Lian Qiu Yu knocked out the little nigger who was struggling with Mu Shang with a beer bottle, and glared at Fei'er angrily, "Fei'er, it's true that you are the leader of the alliance after all, why don't you even care about it?"
Anyway, Fei'er rewarded a foreign girl with more than ten tongue-lashings and kicked her away. "Fuck her, hit her as you please. If anything happens, I'll take care of you."
We gentlemen have a dark look on our faces, "Boss is so powerful today..."
Pepper's chair was smacked in the back of a foreign boy who was about to attack Astro Boy. Unfortunately, after the smash, the chair was shattered. This guy was fine, so he had to punch Pepper in the back!
Unfortunately, I grabbed the guy's wrist and twisted it in the opposite direction. The guy grinned in pain, "f-u-c-k!"
"Go home to your sister!" I kicked him on the neck and kicked him four or five meters away.
Little Pepper exclaimed, "Brother, you are mighty!"
At this time, a foreign girl yelled and brought a wooden table over and was about to hit me on the back.
It's a pity that Astro Boy and the Adventure Villain arrived in time, shouted angrily, raised both fists, and forcefully penetrated the table!
The foreign girl was so frightened that she shouted something like "cake buyer" and immediately ran away.
The Adventure Villain and Astro Boy looked at each other, "Damn it, why are these foreign bitches so cowardly?"
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Phuket is an important tourist area in Thailand, so if there is any big disturbance, the police will come very quickly. Not even five minutes after the place opened, a large group of Thai coast patrol police rushed into the bar.
However, they were still late. The Extraordinary Alliance and the Bodyguard Alliance let them know what efficiency is. When they came in, these patrol police almost laughed. Every foreigner on the ground squatted in the corner with their hands on their heads. Our men
One by one, they stood in front of them with dignity, shouting at them, "Stop talking nonsense and be honest!"
Before the group of people could say anything, Couture Haonan, who had accompanied Couture Datian on a blind date, walked into the bar without anyone noticing. Before the patrol officer could say anything, he quickly walked over and showed his ID.
On this certificate is a silver-gray double sword badge, which represents the logo of the "Jihad" Player Security Association!
At this time, Shui Manluotian had quietly walked up behind Cuzhuo Haonan, with a serious look on his face, and quickly greeted the police officer in proficient Thai.
Only then did I know why this girl Shui Man Luotian stopped drinking just now. It turned out that she was afraid that this would happen.
Couture Haonan's certificate is not fake. In fact, Brother Shinhwa, the vice president of the Security Association, is indeed his immediate boss. Therefore, this guy's power is not small now.
He was also very good at handling problems. He immediately called the Thai police officer aside and had a conversation with him.
The police officer was a bit disrespectful and said he wanted to take all of us to the police station for questioning.
At this moment, I couldn't sit still, so I quickly dialed a number, walked to the opposite side of the police officer with my cell phone, and without saying anything, I put the phone in front of him.
When the police officer saw my posture, he became a little scared and quickly took the phone.
After that, I saw him nodding and bending, wiping away cold sweat.
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When he hung up the phone, he still didn't understand the matter. Under the persuasion of the Thai police officer, the two foreigners who had been beaten up by us quickly came over and apologized to Xiaojing and Lingbowu with great reluctance. Afterwards, they led
The person who was following them left angrily.
The police officer kept nodding and bowing to me, spoke a lot of obscure Thai, and then left with his subordinates.
Looking at the messy room, I didn't embarrass An An and immediately handed over a card, "Today's business probably won't be done. The password for this card is 666666. Give it to the boss back and ask him to change some tables and chairs."
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An An was not pretentious. After taking the card, she smiled lightly and said, "Actually, this kind of thing happens often."
I smiled and said, "You are very calm."
"I'm so calm. I just gave Yang Maozi a bottle, and I was worried that the officer would call him to the police station for a lecture." An An said expressionlessly, holding a bottle handle in his hand.
Feier came over and said a few polite words to An An, then called me aside, "Who did you call just now? Was it the old demon?"
I smiled slightly and said, "Call him. He can't control this matter. He has no connections in the Thai police circles. I just called the director of the Thai Police."
Fei'er broke into sweat, "Okay, boy, the interpersonal relationships are getting wider and wider!"
"No way, this was also communicated deliberately before coming to Thailand..."
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The fight was over, but some things were not settled yet. Xiaojing beat a few foreigners in a daze, and now she was so sleepy that she fell asleep in Dulian Qiuyu's arms. And
Another trigger of the incident was that Lingbo Wu was mostly drunk and rushed into my arms. Regardless of whether I wanted to or not, she hugged me and started crying.
