Chapter 256: Things Between Men and Women After Xiao Tianming won the men's 5,000-meter championship, not only did the School of Management overtake the Department of Computer Science in the championship list and win the first four consecutive championships since the founding of "Tianyi Pavilion", but also
The overall score was superior to the others, and Xiao Tianming became the first person to win four championships. Whether collectively or individually, Xiao Tianming achieved an almost perfect level, allowing the miracle to be expanded again.
However, our handsome guy Xiao doesn't care about this. What he cares about is how to sleep in on the weekend with a beautiful woman in his arms.
This weekend, the sun is shining brightly. Although it is not yet nine o'clock, the sun has already crawled in through the window sill and is lying on Xiao's butt like a demonstration. Before you know it, spring is about to pass, and the passionate summer is coming.
It's coming.
"Get up quickly! After breakfast, come with me to go shopping in the city!" Murong Xuan threw Xiao Tianming's clothes in front of him, walked to the window and opened the curtains, letting more sunlight jump onto Xiao Tianming's face.
Remind him: It's time for you to get up now.
"Today is the weekend, I have no classes!" The handsome boy Xiao turned over, leaving those unpleasant spots on his butt.
"I know you have no class today, so I asked you to accompany me for a walk in the city. Don't forget, you promised me a condition." Seeing that Xiao Tianming was unmoved, Murong Xuan threatened, "If I'm here
If I don’t see you getting dressed and standing in front of me within five minutes, then you’ll be contracting the housework and sofa for a long time!” After saying that, Murong Xuan walked out of the room.
Finally, under Miss Murong's threats and inducements, handsome boy Xiao reluctantly appeared on the platform of the bus station.
"Since you know that the car cannot be used, you still have to pull me up." Xiao Tianming complained to Murong Xuan with a frown on his face.
"Actually, taking the bus is also a kind of mood! Be good, give me a smile. I'll buy you some candies when I get to the city later." Murong Xuan joked with a smile, and paired with a pair of denim overalls, it felt quite cool.
It adds a bit of magic and loses a bit of coldness and arrogance.
"When the car is so crowded that you stagger around, you will know what sentimentality is." Xiao Tianming said angrily.
"With you here, I'm still worried about being squeezed in!" Murong Xuan said with a smile, "Don't worry! My body is not much different from Xiaoyi's. When school starts, you and Xiaoyi will not squeeze in the bus to go to the city.
Really? I heard that you specially treated Xiaoyi to a fast food meal."
"Well said, why did you mention this? I was just accompanying Xiaoyi to buy a mobile phone, and you were not my girlfriend at that time!" Xiao Tianming touched the sweat on his forehead and took advantage of the sour smell.
When it was not strong enough, he hurriedly explained to Murong Xuan.
"I know! Didn't I blame you?" Murong Xuan smiled lightly and suddenly changed the topic, "However, if you can patiently accompany me shopping for a morning, and then invite me to that fast food restaurant for a quick meal,
I think I'd be happy."
"Just tell me if you want me! After traveling in such a big circle, you are not tired." Xiao Tianming rolled his eyes at Murong Xuan and was about to say something when the bus drove over at this moment. Xiao Tianming quickly pulled Murong Xuan
Rushed in through the front door.
"Good luck! There is actually a seat this time!" Xiao Tianming pulled Murong Xuan to sit on the seat at the back of the car.
"Of course, I have always had good luck. In this life, you can follow me to enjoy the hot and spicy food!" Murong Xuan seemed very happy today. She changed her usual iceberg queen role and always put a bright smile on her face.
face.
Murong Xuan leaned on Xiao Tianming's shoulder, fiddling with the buttons on Xiao Tianming's clothes, and said softly: "I'm bored, tell me a joke! Looking back, I haven't heard you tell a joke yet.
."
"It's not that I don't tell you jokes, it's just that you don't take the jokes I tell you as jokes, but you take my truth as a joke." Xiao Tianming gently held Murong Xuan's little hand and said calmly.
"Then tell me a joke today that I will take as a joke." Murong Xuan raised her head from Xiao Tianming's arms and said seriously.
Xiao Tianming thought for a while and said to Murong Xuan: "We are taking the bus now, so let's tell a joke about taking the bus."
"It was said that a strange man and a woman got on a bus at the same time. After they got on the bus, they found that there were only two seats next to each other. The man was not polite and sat directly in. But the woman
He hesitated whether to sit next to the man. Seeing the woman's hesitation, the man said to the woman, "Sit with me" out of good intentions. The man's voice was very loud, and everyone in the car
Everyone heard it and immediately
Her eyes turned to the man and woman. The woman blushed and glared at the man, and the man explained loudly, "It's for sitting, not for doing." At this time, there happened to be someone sleeping behind the man, and someone had an idea.
, said something to the man, which immediately made everyone in the bus burst into laughter. Xuan'er, you usually think of yourself as smart, so you must know what the words were that made everyone laugh. You say
Tell me!"
"How do I know!" Murong Xuan rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming, but a bright red cloud crept onto her face.
"You don't know, then why are you blushing!" Xiao Tianming raised a smirk on his lips and whispered in Murong Xuan's ear, "You are not honest at all. You knew it and didn't tell your husband. But.
, since you don’t say it, then I can say it. Is this what you are thinking in your heart: Who do you want to sleep with..." Xiao Tianming deliberately prolonged his voice.
"Disgusting! Do you think everyone is as shameless and dirty as you!" Murong Xuan spat at Xiao Tianming with a red face.
"I'm shameless? Xuan'er, don't talk nonsense, I'm famous for being pure." Xiao Tianming said with an upright face.
"Giggle...if you were pure, the sun would rise in the west." Murong Xuan smiled at Xiao Tianming.
"Beside the stream (west) and the Sunrise Cave (east) is the rain, Taoist priests are ruthless and birds have feelings. Haven't you heard of it?" Xiao Tianming said with a bad smile.
Murong Xuan frowned and said: "The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. There is no sunshine but there is sunshine! I have heard of it..."
"There are things in the world that Miss Murong has never heard of!" Xiao Tianming smiled evilly, picked up Murong Xuan's little hand, and wrote on her palm: "The sun rises by the stream and the rain falls by the cave, and the Taoist priest is ruthless and the bird is sentimental. This sentence is
Isn’t it more realistic than what you said?”
Murong Xuan was born with intelligence, but she hadn't thought about it just now. Now that she saw Xiao Tianming's writing, how could she not understand the mystery? Murong Xuan's face turned red with embarrassment, and she looked even more charming under her coquettishness. She stretched out her hand and touched Xiao Tianming's hand heavily.
A pinch on the waist.
"You also say that you are pure, but you can say such dirty things!" Murong Xuan's lectures were accurate with both words and deeds!
"Xuan'er, don't talk nonsense. How could I come up with such a talented poem? I just happened to see it on the Internet, and I don't know any jackal poet who is so talented! Oops! Xuan'er, this
But my precious waist, don’t you
It can ruin your own sexual happiness!" Xiao Tianming hurriedly slapped away Murong Xuan's claws and said seriously, "Xuan'er, you keep saying that this handsome guy is shameless. Today, I will tell you a story about a truly shameless person.
You listen."
"I won't listen! From ancient times to the present, no one at home or abroad is more shameless than you! Even that little dog is not as shameless as you." Murong Xuan said with a smile, but the smile on her face never broke.
"Xuan'er, you are flattering me! Compared to that master's shamelessness, I am ashamed of myself." Xiao Tianming said seriously.
Murong Xuan rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming and said quietly: "You still have some self-awareness and know that you are not as cheap as others."
"The story I'm about to tell is a serious story, don't get it wrong." Xiao Tianming cleared his throat and said slowly, "In the five thousand years of history of our country, we have produced countless inventions that future generations will look up to.
Among them, there is one called marriage."
"Hmph!" As a woman in the new era, Murong Xuan naturally didn't have a good look when she heard the word "heqin" that has harmed countless compatriots. "You men can't defeat your opponents, but you let us women sacrifice for you. In exchange for
You live in peace and quiet."
"This... is the matter of our ancestors, we won't discuss it now." Xiao Tianming said with a smile, "At that time, a big country was fighting a small country. A small country was weak, so how could it be the opponent of a big country? How long could it persist?
Oh my god, seeing that the capital city was under siege, the country was about to be destroyed. At this time, someone stood up and offered to use beautiful women to marry. This country
Although it is a small country, it lacks soldiers, money and territory, but there is no shortage of beautiful women. When the king of the small country heard this, it made sense! Sacrificing a few women and using a few women's tears can buy the stability of the country. This is good.
Why don't you do the business? Ouch! Xuan'er, why are you pinching me! These words are not said by me, but by the monarch. I am just repeating them."
"Hmph! In the future, if someone threatens you with his life in exchange for mine, you will definitely sell me." Murong Xuan said quietly. After all, she is also a woman.
"How could it be?" Xiao Tianming said sternly, "Even if I die, I will not let anyone hurt a hair of yours. Whoever dares to hurt you, I will drown him even if he pees."
"Huh? How come such a serious topic becomes so unbearable when it comes to your mouth?" Murong Xuan rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming, but her heart was full of sunshine.
"It's not that I'm vulgar, it's just that I'm popular!" Xiao Tianming laughed and continued, "So the king of the small country accepted the marriage proposal and gave his daughter and a group of beauties to the king of the big country. The king of the big country also
You're welcome, I'll take it all. However, I didn't withdraw my troops as promised and continued to attack the small country.
At this time, the princess of the small country got angry and pointed at the king of the big country and scolded him for not believing his words. The king of the big country wiped his nose and said with a smile, "During the day, what I did with your father was a man."
In the evening, what I do with you is male and female. You can't let me only do male and female things, right?'"
"I never thought there could be such shameless people in this world!" Murong Xuan said with a smile.