Chapter 257 Two Hundred Thousand Yuan "Men are tired, men are just tired! They serve the boss at work, and they serve their wives in bed. Occasionally during holidays, they have to travel, play, go shopping, and work as escorts with a smile on their face.
." Before the handsome guy Xiao finished complaining, the shopping guide girl behind him burst out laughing. Seeing Xiao Tianming turning his attention to her, the shopping guide girl hurriedly suppressed her laughter. She wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.
"Beauty, you can laugh if you want! Don't worry, I'm a good person and I won't complain to your manager about your nice smile. Seeing you holding it in, I feel bad for you." Xiao Tianming shook his head.
, pretending to be compassionate.
"How can I be considered a beauty? Your wife is beautiful! I have received many customers, but I have never seen such a beautiful lady as your lady." The shopping guide's voice was gentle, and Xiao Tianming was filled with joy every word she said.
"Beauty, it doesn't matter if you praise me for being handsome, but please don't praise my wife for being beautiful in front of me." Xiao Tianming's serious way of speaking frightened the little girl in front of him. A pair of big bright eyes looked at Xiao Tianming doubtfully, flashing
A hint of fear.
I only heard the handsome guy Xiao Da say again: "You praise my wife, what if I impulsively buy all your clothes when I am happy? Although I don't care about these small money, but let other customers take the money
But it is a great sin to have no place to buy things.”
"The cheapest things we have here cost several thousand yuan. If you buy them all from us, even if they are discounted, the price will be thousands of yuan. You can brag without making a draft!" The little girl thought in her heart, but smiled euphemistically.
Said: "Sir, you are so funny!"
"You don't believe what I said? Tell you beauty: I am a person who deceived Lao Meng and Xiao Xiao, but I am very honest with beautiful women. Otherwise..." Xiao Tianming stopped in the middle of his words. Because Miss Murong
I changed my clothes and came over.
"You started to deceive the little girl as soon as I entered. You really know how to cherish your time!" Murong Xuan rolled her eyes at Xiao Tianming and said angrily.
"How long? It's been almost 20 minutes. If it's a fight, I'm almost done with the first shot." Xiao Tianming complained in his heart, but he said with a smile: "I'm just waiting outside alone, why don't I have nothing to do?
Just bragging a little bit."
A sly smile appeared on the corner of Murong Xuan's mouth, and Xiao Tianming screamed in his heart. Because every time this kind of smile appeared on the corner of Murong Xuan's mouth, Xiao Tianming would be in trouble. For the first time, he did it alone for a week
Housework; the second time, he carried Murong Xuan from downstairs to the 14th floor; the third time, he cooked for three days in a row... I wonder what will happen this time?
"Since you are very free, no, you should be lonely, so I would like to ask you to take a walk. I heard that the black forest cake in the cafe opposite is very good. You go out, go straight to the left, and then look at the corner
Turn left, cross the street, and then turn right
Turn around and walk 200 meters and you'll be there. Although what I just said was a bit messy, I believe that with the intelligence of handsome guy Xiao, it shouldn't be a problem to find that cafe." Murong Xuan smiled sweetly, with a twinkle in her eye.
A touch of weird cunning.
"Um... Xuan'er, you know my geography has never been good, can we discuss..." Murong Xuan didn't wait for Xiao Tianming to finish speaking, then reached out and gently covered Xiao Tianming's mouth, "Dear, you have to remember
Stay! Don’t let me do it unless I have to
The lover is disappointed. I heard that you are very interested in "Norwegian Wood". I wonder if you can remember this passage in it. Midoriko said to Watanabe: Now I tell you that I want to eat strawberry cake.
, you just drop everything and run to buy it for me! Then gasp
When he got angry, he said to me: 'Alu! Look! Strawberry cake!' and put it in front of me. But I would say: 'Huh! I don't want to eat it now!' and then throw the cake out of the window. Then, I hope
The other party will say: 'I know! Ah Lu, I know.
.I should have known earlier that you wouldn't want to eat strawberry cake. I'm as stupid as a donkey and don't use my brain. I'm sorry! I'll buy you something else. What do you like? Chocolate eclairs? Or cheesecake?' This paragraph
It’s too long, so that’s probably it!”
After Xiao Tianming listened to Murong Xuan's words, which were longer than the directions just now, his forehead was already covered with sweat. He didn't bother to wipe the sweat, turned around and ran downstairs. You know, "Norwegian Wood" is just
I happened to talk to Ouyang Zhi that day.
"Beauty, your husband is so considerate!" the shopping guide said to Murong Xuan.
"Considerate? And a little silly!" Murong Xuan looked at Xiao Tianming's back with a happy smile on her face. However, Xiao Tianming, who hurried downstairs, did not see the happy and sweet smile on the corner of Murong Xuan's mouth.
"It's not a good thing that my wife is too smart. I really don't know how she knew it. I must interrogate it carefully when I have time." Xiao Tianming stretched out his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead and muttered to himself, "No.
I know what delicious black forest cakes are in that cafe, but she asked me to go all the way to buy them. If she really dares to follow the example in the novel and throw the cake I bought out of the window, I will
she……"
When Xiao Tianming was halfway across the crosswalk, he saw a yellow Lamborghini rushing towards him.
"Ah..." The people nearby screamed when they saw this scene. The timid ones had already turned their faces behind them.
"Damn it!" Fortunately, Xiao Tianming's reaction was not as fast as usual. When he saw the Lamborghini rushing towards him, he hurriedly jumped to the side and rolled on the ground three times before escaping in embarrassment. Wasn't the scene just now a dangerous situation?
words can express.
The Lamborghini stopped under the influence of a sudden brake. Even so, the car body had already exceeded the white zebra crossing. If someone else had not made the difficult jump in time, he would have been hit by the car now and went to meet Marx and Lenin.
.
"Damn!" The handsome guy Xiao is usually gentle, but he is not gentle when he loses his temper. Xiao Tianming got up from the ground, without brushing off the dust on his clothes, and walked straight over to block the path of the car, and pushed hard
Tap on the car window.
Our country lacks many things, but it does not lack people. In less than a minute, many people have gathered around Lamborghini. Facing the sea of people, even if the car owner wanted to escape, he had no choice but to impatiently open the door and get out.
There is a man and a woman. The man has a haggard face and frivolous feet. He looks like a drunken young man. The woman looks pretty good, with a decent face and figure, and her dress is quite fashionable. But I don’t know if she is dirty behind the glamor.
.
I saw the man looking Xiao Tianming up and down, the disdain on his face could be seen by any fool.
"You bumped into me, and you actually dared to look down on me like this. You have a bad temper when you bully me!" Xiao Tianming was about to have a fit when he saw the man take out a stack of hundred-dollar bills from his pocket, which was enough.
Two to three thousand yuan was thrown at Xiao Tianming's feet, and he said contemptuously: "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to step on the accelerator just now. This money is considered as compensation for you by this young master."
"I bumped into someone and threw away several thousand yuan and then wanted to slap my ass and walk away? You think I have no temper! Okay! Since you are so rich, I will let you bleed today." A sneer appeared at the corner of Xiao Tianming's mouth.
, walked straight to the man.
"I said to this little brother, I tore and soiled my clothes and pants in order to make way for your car, not to mention that I almost lost my life. You are really 'sorry' for this.
!" Xiao Tianming said with a half-smile, and a murderous aura naturally emitted from his body, making the young man in front of him unable to breathe.
"Then how much do you want? Just make a price! I have something to do and I don't have time to hang out with you." The young master said impatiently.
"It's refreshing! I just like doing business with people like my little brother." Xiao Tianming said with a smile, "Let me do the math first. First of all, my clothes and pants were torn because of this accident. I will have to pay one or two thousand each.
Block it!"
"One or two thousand? You're a street stall guy wearing old clothes!" Before the young master could speak, the woman next to him shouted first.
"Miss, are you surprised? Let me settle the score for you!" Xiao Tianming said with a smile, "First of all, I bought these clothes a few years ago. It cost several hundred oceans at that time! According to the current price
You know what the prices are. You know, a few years ago, pork was only 7 or 8 yuan a pound, but now it’s more expensive than human meat. Yesterday it was only 15 yuan, today it’s 18 yuan.”
Pork is more expensive than human meat? Some of the onlookers who understood understood couldn't help but burst into laughter, shouting that it was well said and wonderfully said.
"Secondly, I have been wearing these clothes for several years, and they always show my feelings! You just said it and they broke, which makes me feel so embarrassed! Don't you women still pay for the loss of youth after you wear them out? I also
Are you going to ask for mental damage compensation for my clothes?" Xiao Tianming's words were soft and thorny, which made the woman's face turn blue and white, while the people next to her cheered.
"Stop talking nonsense, I don't have time to talk to you anymore. Just make an offer!" The young master didn't seem to be interested in listening to Xiao Tianming and said directly with a frown.
"It's easy to say! I don't want more from you, just this amount." Xiao Tianming raised his index and middle fingers towards the young master.
"Twenty thousand yuan? Why don't you go rob a bank?" the woman next to him shouted unconvincingly.
"Miss, robbing a bank is an improper act! You can't encourage me to harm the country's public interests. I'm a very good person!" Xiao Tianming smiled lightly, "Besides, I didn't say 20,000 yuan, but 20,000 yuan.
One hundred thousand yuan."
"Two hundred thousand yuan!" Not only the man and woman, but the people nearby also shouted.