Under the terrifying oppression of a certain Tang Dynasty, Chen Hao had no choice but to go to the bathroom and take a shower. Once this man was tired, he didn't want to move much, especially some men who didn't like to be clean. Naturally, Du Ziteng couldn't escape.
Those big eyes were as wide as copper bells. Only Feng Luoye smiled evilly and prepared to run away.
"Go take a shower, you haven't had a shower in two days."
"Sister Hong, smell it, it smells very good, don't you need it?"
Hongzhuang smiled faintly, greeted Mo Ziling, and said: "Zi Ling, from tomorrow onwards, I will add another rule. Everyone must take a shower every day, otherwise they will be kicked out to sleep."
"Yeah." Mo Ziling nodded.
In the evening, Feng Luoye came to Chen Hao and Du Ziteng's room with her quilt in her arms, laid the floor and chatted!
The next day, Chen Hao got up when the alarm clock woke him up. When he sorted everything out and went to the first floor, Mo Ziling and Su Qi had already prepared breakfast. He looked at the time and saw that it was only half past five, but outside
It was already dawn. After eating a delicious breakfast, Chen Hao entered the game at around 6:50.
"Didi~"
System prompt: Player Nalanxiu invites you to join the team. Do you accept it?
This woman must be single!
Chen Hao muttered maliciously in his heart, how can a woman in love come to the game so early? It is justifiable not to accompany her man, not to make breakfast for her man? This is unreasonable.
Arriving at Novice Village No. 1, Chen Hao saw the woman he was about to train for seven days, Nalan Xiu. She was dressed in novice equipment, had a small bob, and had the charm of a mature woman. She was initially estimated to be between 25 and 30 years old.
She has a well-proportioned figure and a plump chest. At first glance, she looks pretty good.
Chen Hao walked up to her and said hello with a smile. He chose this time period to take her to level up so that she would not be disturbed by her enemies. During this time period, it was the time when players who stayed up all night were the sleepiest, and they played games during the day.
The person is also sleeping at this time. It’s only one hour, seven hours in seven days, ten thousand RMB, this business is very cost-effective.
Sister Nalanxiu seemed a little surprised when she first met Chen Hao. The man in front of her didn't look very old, but based on her observation of people and some understanding of this person, she definitely didn't think so in the heart of the man in front of her.
His appearance gives people the same feeling. If he is just a little boy, how can he dominate the game?
However, when she just made this judgment, Chen Hao walked up to her with a perfect smile. Immediately, Nalanxiu frowned as if thinking to himself: "According to rumors, he should be a very mature man mentally.
Why does he look less and less like an uncle? No, he is definitely not a boy."
Nalan Xiu smiled and said softly: "The best wet nurse? Haha, it's a very interesting name. Can you tell me the meaning of this name?"
"Uh..." Chen Hao's heart skipped a beat. Sister? A word immediately popped up in his mind, weird.
She should be about the same age as Hongzhuang, but Hongzhuang has always regarded herself as her younger sister, and likes Chen Hao to call her Hongmei. But this woman thinks of herself as... aunt?
Chen Hao touched his head "embarrassingly" and replied very honestly: "What does it mean? Well, sister Nalan, what do you think?"
An imperceptible smile appeared at the corner of Nalanxiu's mouth, and she looked up and down at Chen Hao closely.
With a faint smile, Nalan Xiu said: "Well. I don't know if my sister guessed it right. Generally speaking, a person's online name often represents the goal he wants to achieve. For example, a little girl's online name is "
"Heartbroken", then she may be lovelorn, or temporarily resist love. So, we can draw a conclusion from this, if you are called the best nanny, either you have an Oedipus complex, or...well, you are
I want to have plump breasts, little brother | Brother, tell me, do you want to become a woman?"
Chen Hao kept it in his mouth for a while, but finally couldn't hold it back and "popped" it out.
"Sister, you guessed it wrong." Chen Hao said with a sweet smile. In this state, the cute little girl could compete with the four-leaf clover cocoa.
Nalan Xiu looked at it carefully and said: "Isn't it right? How is it possible? Let's talk about that Xiong Ba Tian. The word "Xiong" means that he is a man; the word "Ba" is his goal, he wants to dominate the game;
Tianzi means that his heart is higher than the sky and he has a grand heart. He is a more down-to-earth person and directly embodies his inner thoughts. And you should be a person with dual personalities. The two personalities are in harmony with each other.
Contradictory. The best is a pursuit of quality. It is more difficult to obtain than the high-end, special, and best. The word "nanny" means that you are a little hard to let go of things that happened when you were a child, and you can't live without your mother. According to me
Judging from the research over the years, you are..."
Ten minutes! A full ten minutes! Nalanxiu's long speech was like a graduation thesis in a university, explained one by one to the tutors.
Admire! Chen Hao felt sincere admiration in his heart. Being able to face him, and it was the first time they met, she could say so many truths...
This woman is not simple!
"Sister Nalan, what kind of research do you do?" Chen Hao asked with a smile.
Nalanxiu smiled slightly, with a hint of pride on her face: "Sister has been engaged in research on psychological counseling these years, haha."
Chen Hao raised his head and looked at the sky. The sun was rising from the east as usual, wasn't it from the west? There was such joy so early in the morning.
"But, sister, your guess is wrong~"
"Ah?" Nalan Xiu was slightly startled, "How is that possible? Well, your game level is very high... Well, I understand. Your Oedipus complex is because you gained confidence in the game, and this confidence
The source is because you stay in the game for a long time. It dilutes your inherent inferiority complex in reality and dilutes your Oedipus complex. Here, you can walk and play with confidence.
But in reality, you will feel more and more inferior, so you have been escaping from reality and hiding in the game. You are actually self-hypnotizing, telling yourself in your heart that you are the best
But what is obtained in the game cannot be translated into reality. They are completely contrary to each other..."
Ten minutes, ten minutes again! Uh, why do you say "again"?
"But, sister, you guessed wrong again, people are not like that~"
Before Nalan Xiu could continue her analysis, Chen Hao grinned again and said: "Sister, actually I chose this name because I wanted to find a girlfriend with big breasts. My previous girlfriend's breasts were too small and uncomfortable to touch.
Oh~"
Nalan Xiu: "..."
Nalanxiu frowned and stared at Chen Hao for a long time. How could she not guess it right? She has been the captain of the Young Pioneers since elementary school, and has always been the monitor and study committee member of the class. In college, she was even more deeply
Her mentors praised her for her unique grasp of human nature and analysis of human psychology. From one point of view, she was able to analyze various situations. Even for some difficult cases, the public security agencies would sometimes invite her to come over.
Analyze the specific situation and obtain some information about the criminal.
But today, she felt that her genius, wisdom and exquisite analysis had been wasted.
Because the name of this guy in front of me is really tasteless!
