Nalanxiu was stunned for a long time, with a trace of depression evident on her face, and a sense of powerlessness suddenly rose in her heart. Before entering the game, she analyzed all the heads of major forces in China.
Xiong Batian, she has just analyzed it. He is not lonely in heaven. At a glance, he can tell that he is someone who wants to express something to his girlfriend. Not being lonely represents his promise to his girlfriend that he will always be with her.
But... why does this man, the leader of the Red Flag Army, become more and more baffling the more he looks at him?
Both of them were silent for a long time. Nalan Xiu was observing Chen Hao, but Chen Hao kept his "unique smile".
"Classmate Jipin, how old are you this year?"
Chen Hao narrowed his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth: "Sister, everyone calls me grandma｜Brother Zi~"
"Ahhh!" Nalanxiu was roaring in her heart. She really couldn't complain. What kind of freak is this?
"cough."
Nalan Xiu was also someone who had seen big scenes. She covered her mouth and coughed to cover up her unhappiness. She smiled slightly and said, "So... um, classmate, how old are you this year?"
"Sister, guess what."
Nalan Xiu's smile suddenly became gentler than before, "Haha, sister likes to guess."
Analyzing psychology is to analyze people's hearts based on some basic knowledge. For her, she has met countless people, analyzed countless cases, and solved countless problems over the years. She still has a very good eye for seeing people.
With a faint smile, she stared at Chen Hao with determination and said happily: "You are 23 years old."
"Sister, that's not right, guess again."
"twenty four."
"Sister, it's still wrong. Guess again~"
"It can't be 25. How can you be that big?"
"Sister, I'm really big~"
Nalanxiu frowned and shook her head in confusion: "What's so big? It's impossible."
"Here, sister!" Chen Hao smiled and pointed at his crotch.
"Asshole!" "Scum!" "Shameless!" "Bah, you dirty piece of shit!"
Nalan Xiu bit her lower lip with her silver teeth and cursed the rotten person in front of her in her heart.
"Huh." Nalanxiu breathed softly and secretly warned herself: "Reserved, reserved, reserved. I am a cultured and well-established person. I can't care about social scum like him. I can't, I can't, I have to be reserved.
Huh~"
Looking at the ups and downs of his chest, Chen Hao suddenly pointed there, pouted and pretended to be a cute little boy, and shamelessly put his index finger into his mouth and sucked: "Sister, you are so big there, yes
What is the ideal standard for a girlfriend?"
"%...*#@!~*%" Nalanxiu bit her lip and did not curse. She secretly decided to adjust. She was a psychological counselor and this was not the state she should be in.
After a while.
Chen Hao looked at the distant sky boredly. It was the early morning at the right time in the game. The sun slowly rose, and a ray of warm light spread across the Wushuang Continent, making it dazzling. His mood was just like that ray of sunshine, extremely comfortable. Today
, there was a beautiful beginning. But Nalan Xiu's heart was not as calm as his. She expected a lot more and wanted to pull him in step by step.
Nalanxiu brushed down her hair and asked gently: "Classmate, are you still in school?"
"Sister, what do you think?"
Before Nalan Xiu could reply, Chen Hao suddenly made a face and said playfully: "Hehe, of course I didn't go. They are on summer vacation. Sister, you are so stupid~"
Nalanxiu gritted her teeth: "*%...*#@!~*%"
"Be reserved, be reserved, don't curse!"
"Be polite, I'm here for a psychological test!"
"Adjust your mentality, adjust well!"
Nalan Xiu is worthy of being a master of psychology. She has conducted psychological research for so many years. Her own ability to control moods is naturally very strong. Not only can she analyze a person's personality from his language and behavior
Psychologically, she can even analyze it from other details, such as online names, etc.
Now, for the first time, she felt that chatting with a "patient" was such a painful thing. At first, she thought that this person was young in appearance, but mentally mature. However, after such a period of contact, she discovered that,
This person's psychology is completely pathological.
Of course, if the mentality is not morbid, there is no need for her as a psychological counseling expert!
Nalanxiu adjusted her mood, put on her beautiful smile, and continued to ask: "Haha, little brother | Brother, can you tell sister why you like to play games?"
"Hehe, people don't know either~"
"Haha." Nalan Xiu smiled to hide her mental thoughts, continued to adjust, and continued to ask: "Is the game really so fun? Why doesn't sister think so? Do you like reading books?"
"Well, people like it very much."
finally……
Nalan Xiu breathed a sigh of relief. She finally grasped a key point. As long as she had an entry point, she could make an analysis. The smile on her face was like a flower. Nalan Xiu bent down slightly to make people feel that she was approachable.
, with a gentle voice, continued the conversation: "Haha, what kind of books do you usually like to read?"
""Young Wife Bai Jie" Oh, sister..."
Nalan Xiu was confused: "What kind of book is this? Haha, you really have an Oedipus complex. Are you an otaku? I heard that otakus have three powerful weapons. What are they? Can you tell my sister?"
"Tell you there's a prize?"
Nalan Xiu continued to smile: "Yeah."
"Movies, hands, toilet paper."
"Sister, I've told you, I want a reward, I want to eat milk | milk."
Nalanxiu gritted her teeth: "*%...*#@!~*%"
Ahhhhhh!
Nalan Xiu suddenly felt like she had a nervous breakdown. Recently, she had come into contact with many boys and girls who were addicted to online games. After some psychological counseling and treatment by her, the results were very remarkable. But since the game "Wushuang" was launched,
, many teenagers are crazy about it again. They are addicted to online games and cannot extricate themselves, forgetting to sleep and eat.
This is a very serious social problem.
"Ahhh!" Chen Hao suddenly shouted, "Sister, it's time for one hour of power training. See you tomorrow!"
Nalan Xiu: "..."
Chen Hao ran towards the teleporter. After running a few steps, he turned back and said with a smile: "Sister, let me tell you one more thing. I have seen you on the news. If you want me to leave the game, you still have to
Try harder~"
After running out, Chen Hao teleported to Xiongfeng City and still laughed wildly. Nalan Xiu, this woman actually used her real name in the game. It seemed that she really was a woman who had never played any games. Psychological counselor at an Internet addiction treatment school
?Well, this woman is still very capable.
It's just that she chose the wrong partner. Moreover, Chen Hao is not addicted. He has a normal schedule. Compared with those otakus who really can't live without the Internet, he is really nothing. Those guys have reached the eight realms of otakus.
