Chapter five hundred and eightieth: Form a group to buy a wife
Qin Yifeng found that he had become a lot stupid after mixing with Ming Jun. Just now, he really thought that Ming Jun was going to pick up his wife. However, when they came to Ba Ting Square again, they met with a Chinese tour group. After they met, he found out what was going on.
It turns out that Ming Jun came here not to pick up his wife, but to buy her. This was exactly the legendary blind date tour group.
The tour guide is a wretched man in his early thirties. The man is a bit fat, and a shirt cannot cover his big belly. He squints his small eyes, and you can tell at a glance that he is a greedy villain.
"Tour guide, when can we set off?" Ming Jun led Qin Yifeng towards the tour guide. When the tour guide saw Qin Yifeng, he couldn't help but become dissatisfied and said to Ming Jun, "You must be Mr. Ming, why is there an extra person?" "
In fact, generally speaking, the price of a blind date tour group from China to Vietnam has already been set. The price is 30,000 yuan per person in the southern region, and 5,000 yuan more in the northern region. This more than 30,000 yuan includes transportation, accommodation, blind dates, and gifts. Banquets, certificates, etc., it can be said that it takes more than 30,000 yuan to get the person back.
However, Ming Jun came to Vietnam by himself, so the travel agency undercharged him fifteen thousand yuan in transportation expenses, which reduced the income of the travel agency. For this reason, the tour guide did not like Ming Jun, not to mention There is one more person. "You don't want to say that you just have to hand in a certificate and go on a blind date,"
"Of course not. My brother came with me on an impromptu basis. Because he was leaving in a hurry, he didn't have time to inform you. Now let me help him get the money back." Ming Jun took out a large bundle of RMB from his arms and two Wan, you click, "
"Brother, you don't have to be so serious. I'm just joking. Don't I still believe you? What do you want?" As soon as the fat tour guide saw that there was money to be collected, he immediately beamed. No wonder, after coming to Vietnam, he traveled She has no idea how much extra income he has besides taking people on blind dates.
When he usually cheats people to buy souvenirs, he only reports a little more than the minimum business standard to the travel hotel, and the rest falls into his own pocket. Now he has an extra 20,000 yuan in black income, how can he be unhappy? .
"You damn fat man dares to steal my brother's money. Damn it, I hope the customs will find out your 20,000 fake banknotes when you return to China. Damn it," Ming Jun cursed in his heart. In fact, only the first and last few of the 20,000 RMB are genuine. Yes, the remaining 19,000-plus are also fake.
"Brother, get in the car. Because of the special requirements of your group, we will not go to Ho Chi Minh City. We will go directly to the countryside to the factory area to have a look. We will definitely find you a hard-working, clean and well-behaved virgin."
"Then thank you first, brother," Ming Jun smiled and pushed Qin Yifeng, then got into the car.
Qin Yifeng felt that Ming Jun was very hypocritical. He had murderous intent in his eyes when he paid the money, but now he was laughing and getting along with the fat tour guide. If it were him, how dare this fat tour guide look at me , I’ll just beat him. It’s not like I can’t beat him anyway, so what should I be afraid of?
Perhaps this is the reason why the two of them have similar personalities, but Qin Yifeng has so many friends around him, but Ming Jun is always alone. It's just because this person is too hypocritical, and no one wants to talk to him.
In fact, Qin Yifeng himself doesn't know that he is born with an aura. Many people who have been with him for a long time will naturally be attracted by his aura and make him their confidant. Even the Ming Army has this tendency now. Otherwise, if he is so How could a hypocritical and dictatorial person take Qin Yifeng to buy a wife? Shouldn't he ask his best friend to help him with this matter?
Moreover, the 20,000 counterfeit bills in his arms further proved that the Ming army had already planned it. Otherwise, even Liu Qian would not have been able to conjure up 20,000 counterfeit bills just by asking. Would he really be considered a magician with omnipotence?
As soon as they got the big bag, Ming Jun sat down with Qin Yifeng. Qin Yifeng didn't say anything. It was rare for him to go abroad, and of course he wanted to see the exotic customs, so he kept looking at the scenery outside the window, looking at the people on the road wearing hats and wearing hats. Qin Yifeng, a Vietnamese beauty in national costume, looked very interested.
Instead, Ming Jun kept talking, "Xiao Qin, what kind of woman can I find as my wife later?
"..."
Seeing that Qin Yifeng didn't reply, Ming Jun wasn't angry either, but the conversation became more lively, "I won't be willing to find someone who is not beautiful, but I won't worry about finding someone who is too beautiful. It's annoying."
"Xiao Qin, can you give me some advice, is it better to have big breasts or microwaved breasts? By the way, I heard the doctor said that breast size has nothing to do with breastfeeding. Besides, can't you take milk powder?"
"Xiao Qin, would it be better to be fatter or thinner?"
"Xiao Qin, just speak. Why don't you speak?"
"Xiao Qin..."
"Damn, are you done yet?" Qin Yifeng finally couldn't stand Ming Jun's trembling and interrupted his eloquent speech, "Isn't it enough for a woman to have a child?"
"Uh," Ming Jun was suddenly startled, and then his face became heavy, "How do you know that this is the only reason I am looking for a wife?"
"What," said Qin Yifeng in shock, "are you really looking for a wife because of this?"
"Of course. Otherwise, why do you think I came all the way to Vietnam? There are several routes to the Golden Triangle. Why would I choose this country full of poisonous snakes?"
Ming Jun answered, and Qin Yifeng was not surprised, because when Ming Jun introduced the stilt floor just now, he had explained that such a house was to prevent poisonous snakes.
"As long as you have children, why don't you look for them in China," Qin Yifeng asked.
"Are the children born to Chinese women Chinese?" Ming Jun asked an unrelated question, but he announced the reason for his question without waiting for Qin Yifeng's answer. "Since the children are Chinese, then they must immigrate." When you wait until a certain age, it is different to find a wife in Vietnam. Half of the children you give birth to are of Vietnamese descent, and you can drive the mother and son back to Vietnam after they are born."
"You know, I am a careerist, don't you feel the same way?" Ming Jun laughed at himself, "In the past few years, I have worked under Chief Zheng and embezzled a lot of money in his name. This money is enough They, mother and son, are living well in Vietnam, but it is different in China. If my case fails, the Chinese government will investigate, and my enemies will investigate. No matter how much money I have in China, I will not be able to protect them both. people,"
"Then you just don't have children," Qin Yifeng said while sitting and talking without pain in his back.
"No," Ming Jun looked at Qin Yifeng as if he were an alien, "I can't have a child. You don't know how chaotic the Golden Triangle is. If I really succeed in my rebellion and there is no heir, then even if I don't have an heir, Even if you make me the emperor, my dynasty will not last long. A dynasty without an heir is the hardest hit,"
"I really don't understand what you political careerists are thinking," Qin Yifeng sighed, "Don't you think it's tiring to live like this?"
"Haha," Ming Jun smiled but did not answer, looking at the scenery outside. When the tour guide announced that he was about to reach his destination, Ming Jun spoke again.
In the car just now, Ming Jun had been thinking about Qin Yifeng's question. Now his face seemed to be a little enlightened, "It is indeed quite tiring. I don't want to be so tired anymore."
"Then what do you want to do," Qin Yifeng said indifferently.
"Get out of the car. I just have to do my own thing. I don't care whether the dynasty lasts or not. Now I don't care about it. I really think too much and tire myself out."
"Damn it," Qin Yifeng cursed, "You only woke up when you came here from Hanoi. Wasn't it a waste of time?"
"That's right," Ming Jun immediately sat down after hearing this, "Then I will change my mentality and see if there is a woman I really like, and find a woman to live with."
"I believe it is difficult to find a woman who wants to live with a guy like you in this world." Qin Yifeng got to know Ming Jun a little after getting along with him for a while. "You are a contradictory, complex, and extremely ambitious person. I want to live with you." A woman must be very tolerant, otherwise if you scold or hit her at every turn, that woman can stand you."
"Besides, modern women are quite fierce. If she just replies without hitting back when you hit or scold her, you have found a treasure," Qin Yifeng expressed his opinion.
"Xiao Qin, what you are saying is inexperienced. Don't you know that Vietnamese women are the most suitable to be wives?" Ming Jun said with a smile: "When you have time, learn from your brother how to choose a wife, otherwise you will never die. I know,"