As he said that, Ouyang Lei walked up to the person who had been "planted" on the road. At this time, he noticed through the other person's struggling calf that the person was a woman.
And just judging from her figure and skin, she must be a beauty. This skin, this luster, these curves, this feel, wow...it’s really speechless.
"Don't... don't... stop touching... hurry up... hurry up... save people quickly," Daoji shouted from the side.
"When did I touch her? Am I that kind of person? I just... first... told her first that I was going to rescue her."
After explaining, Ouyang Lei stretched out his hands, grabbed the woman's ankles, and then lifted them up with force.
"One! Two! Three! Pull out the radish - One! Two! Three! Pull out the radish - One! Two! Three! Pull out the radish..." Just like that, two minutes later, Ouyang Lei finally "planted" this on the road.
The woman pulled it out.
After pulling it out, Ouyang Lei sat next to him and started breathing heavily.
"Why are you planting so heavy? I'm exhausted."
"Lohan Subduing the Dragon, is that you?"
"Where is the monster...monster? Report quickly...report...sign up to die!" Daoji shouted, and then jumped behind Ouyang Lei, who was still sitting on the ground panting.
Ouyang Lei looked up at Daoji and asked, "Daoji, what's going on?"
As he said that, Ouyang Lei turned his head and glanced at the woman who had just pulled out in front of him, "Help! What's going on!"
Ouyang Lei suddenly jumped up and hid behind Daoji. Now he couldn't care less about the smell of soy sauce on Daoji's body.
"Daoji, do you think she looks like a monster?"
"No...no...I don't know...I don't have any demonic energy...it doesn't look like a demon...youkai."
"Damn! She looks like this. She is either a toilet spirit or a cockroach spirit. How can she not be a monster! If she is not a monster, I can... I can... I can... I..."
The more Ouyang Lei said, the less confident he felt, because he noticed that this person looked familiar, and he had seen the clothes somewhere. Looking back on the voice just now, it seemed that he had heard it somewhere.
"Are you? Fairy Fenghua?"
"Yes, it's me. It was this young hero who should have saved me just now. Thank you so much for this young hero. I don't know why, but after I saw the young hero, I felt that the young hero's voice, appearance, and attire all looked very familiar to us.
Have the two of you met somewhere?"
Ouyang Lei thought to himself: Are you kidding? Yesterday I killed you with my own hands. You'll be damned if you don't have any impression of me at all.
"How could it be? I rarely come to this area of Qufu, and I am born with a popular face. It is so normal for you to have seen me. Besides, the clothes I am wearing are the most popular and obscene clothes this season.
White wind.”
As he said that, Ouyang Lei jumped up and down twice.
Fairy Fenghua waved her hand and said, "It doesn't matter. I originally came down to earth yesterday to look for a treasure that was lost here in heaven. But when I asked for directions yesterday, I was killed by a bastard, which caused me to be delayed for a while. Today it happened again
Now that I have descended to earth, in addition to finding our treasures in heaven, another very important thing this time is to properly repair the bastard from yesterday."
"Yeah, that bastard went too far. He actually treated you so..."
Daoji felt very strange. This is not like the style of a stand-alone god. If it were a beautiful woman, Ouyang Lei's reaction would be strange and normal, but now it is a fairy. It is a pity that the fairy touched the ground face first. This is
It's a little weird.
"Fairy, why did you land face first?" Ouyang Lei is now thinking of how to trick this Fenghua Fairy away. If this guy is around, sooner or later he will find that he is the one who killed her yesterday, so it is best for him now
It would be better to trick her away quickly.
The fairy smiled slightly, but the lethality of this smile was more serious than standing next to Daoji for five minutes and breathing. Ouyang Lei felt like he was pregnant at that time.
"Originally I wanted to go to Qufu, but I passed by here halfway and heard that someone needed an expert. I happened to be an expert, so I came down from the cloud head. But when I came down, my posture was wrong and it was stuck on the ground. Fortunately, I have you."
"You're welcome." As he said that, Ouyang Lei suddenly thought of an idea. If Fairy Fenghua, an expert, was asked to study the two bastards, then she could study them here, and he and Daoji could continue to complete the task.
.
"Great, actually it was just the two of us who were looking for experts." After speaking, Ouyang Lei pointed at the two tortoises lying next to them.
Fairy Fenghua frowned and asked, "Do you two want to know how to eat delicious tortoise?"
"No, no, no!" Ouyang Lei waved his hand. Just looking at Fairy Fenghua's face now made him lose his appetite. He just wanted to eat. "Daoji and I really want to know where those two tortoises are."
What are you doing lying down? Have they both turned into fossils?"
"Hmph!" Fairy Fenghua ruffled her hair, but she now found that whether or not to do it is basically of no value to the class. "Leave this kind of thing to me. As an expert, 365
There is no one in the industry that you don’t understand except your own industry. Such questions are completely trivial. Let me go over and have a look."
With that said, Fairy Fenghua walked over and looked at the two big tortoises lying on the ground.
At the same time, I noticed the words on the two big tortoises.
Ouyang Lei and Dao Ji pretended to come over and watch, not knowing what Fairy Fenghua could see.
In fact, these two tortoises are a pair of good friends who made a bet five thousand years ago. Although they are good friends, the two tortoises just like to be more serious, and they both like to be more serious. One day, the two tortoises made a bet and said that they would
See who has the longest endurance.
As a result, along the coast, rivers of blood flowed from the mother bastard, and people were angry and resentful for a while. Finally, the two bastards decided to show off here.
The two bastards made an agreement not to move here, and whoever moves first will lose.
As a result, during the years on horseback, no one came to disturb the two serious bastards, and neither of them moved, even though their backs were carved with random symbols by naughty children.
"The carvings on their backs should be oracle bone inscriptions from the prehistoric period, and they also use a variety of brushwork. Such depiction techniques are rare in today's literary world."
Ouyang Lei didn't expect that Fairy Fenghua actually had some knowledge.
"Apart from these?" At this time, Ouyang Lei was already a little curious.
"In addition to these, I can tell from the shape and expression of this tortoise as well as the signs of weathering on his body that this tortoise has been dead for at least three thousand years."
As soon as Fairy Fenghua finished saying this, she heard the tortoise next to her shout: "Fuck! I didn't tell you earlier that I was going to die, which made me wait for more than three thousand years."
After saying that, the tortoise next to him climbed to the side.
Fairy Fenghua was stunned and said, "How is that possible? Didn't you two die together?"
The person who answered Fairy Fenghua was not the tortoise who had just crawled out, but the one who was motionless in place.
"Die your sister? Hahahaha, I still won. Facts have proved that I am the bastard with the longest endurance! Hahaha!"
"Huh? You bastard, aren't you already dead?" The bastard who crawled out shouted in surprise. Although Ouyang Lei couldn't tell what the bastard's expression was now, Ouyang Lei felt that this guy
Must be very surprised.
I saw the bastard who was still in the same place walking and flexing his muscles, and then said: "Silly b, do you believe what the experts say?"
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