"Expert Fenghua Fairy, Daoji and I still have something to do, so the two of us will leave first. If you don't know anything, just ask the two bastards."
In order to avoid the situation where he kept asking for directions yesterday, Ouyang Lei decided that it would be better to leave immediately.
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! There's no way you two are not dead. You must be dead."
The two bastards ignored him and walked side by side while chatting.
"Brother, you are still the best. I never thought that after five thousand years of competition between the two of us, you won in the end. I am convinced, I really am."
"That's natural. Otherwise, how could I be your brother? After all these years, I haven't moved. It's time to find a chance to do some exercise."
"By the way, brother, how do you know you can't trust what experts say?"
"Sure enough, you have spent these five thousand years in vain. Didn't you notice the collapse of the bridge on the river not far away?"
"I noticed it. It's quite interesting. What's wrong?"
"Look, I know that a bastard like you will watch the excitement. As early as when the bridge was first built, I heard several contractors there discussing how to cut corners. Later, it didn't take long for the bridge to be built.
A bullock cart passed by. Then the bridge collapsed."
"What's the reason?"
"An expert came over and analyzed it and said that the ox cart was overloaded. Damn, the wheels of the ox cart were overloaded and it was fine. The oxen pulling the cart was fine. The bridge collapsed. Can you believe what the expert said?"
"Sure enough, I am my brother. I admire you little brother..."
Fairy Fenghua was still in a mess, but Ouyang Lei and Dao Ji had already found Zhou Zhongyou who was returning with a large bag of rice.
Ouyang Lei looked at the current mission prompts. Zhou Zhongyoucai walked seventeen miles carrying rice on his back. Apart from that, there were no other prompts.
So Ouyang Lei came over to say hello: "What a coincidence, you are here too."
"Yes. Such a coincidence."
"What are you going to do with such a big bag of rice?"
"Bought this for my parents." With that said, Zhou Zhongyou continued on his way.
Ouyang Lei saw in the mission prompt that Zhou Zhongyou had walked eighteen miles, and Zhou Zhong's physical strength was now much reduced, so he asked himself to get something to eat for Zhou Zhongyou immediately.
Ouyang Lei was stunned when he saw the mission prompt, and said to himself: "No, there is no one on this avenue. Where can I get him food? Do you want me to cut a piece of meat for him?"
As a result, at this moment, three people suddenly appeared on the roadside, all of them selling things.
One is selling porridge, one is selling tea eggs, and the other is selling meat buns.
Three people suddenly appeared on the avenue where no one had ever passed before, and then hawked as if nothing had happened.
Ouyang Lei looked at the task prompts and asked him to buy some food for Zhou Zhongyou. He could only choose one thing and let himself choose carefully.
"No. It's just three servings. What's there to choose from?"
Ouyang Lei walked over and took a look. A bowl of porridge restored physical strength +5, a tea egg restored physical strength +10, and a meat bun restored physical strength +15. Ouyang Lei laughed after reading this.
There is no need to think about this kind of thing, of course it is the one that restores the most physical strength.
So, Ouyang Lei asked the uncle selling steamed buns.
"Uncle, how much does this bun of yours cost?"
The uncle looked at Ouyang Lei with a smile and said: "It's not expensive, it's not expensive. Our buns are famous for being delicious and affordable in this area. One bun only costs five thousand taels."
"grass!"
Ouyang Lei was so frightened that he cursed.
"What kind of meat? Fairy meat? A bun costs five thousand taels, why don't you go and rob it?"
The uncle was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "It's only five thousand taels. You must know that my buns are not ordinary buns."
"Is there any mystery in this bun?" Ouyang Lei asked in a low-key manner, as if the two were discussing important secrets.
"Of course." The uncle selling the buns also had a mysterious look on his face. "Boy, you are lucky. I usually don't tell others. Come over here and I will tell you in a low voice."
As soon as he heard this, Ouyang Lei knew that this bun was definitely not an ordinary bun. Sure enough, it was right for him to go straight to the bun seller and ask.
"I'm telling you quietly, don't tell others everywhere. My steamed buns are all stuffed with meat."
"Then what?" Ouyang Lei asked softly.
The uncle shook his head, blinked his eyes, spread his hands and said, "Then there will be no more."
"Damn! You don't need to talk about meat buns."
Ouyang Lei had just finished saying this, but the uncle kept waving his hands, indicating that Ouyang Lei should keep a low profile.
Now Ouyang Lei felt that the uncle selling steamed buns must have a neurological problem, or a mental problem. Otherwise, how could it be like this?
Forget it, I'd better buy a tea egg for Zhou Zhongyou.
So I walked up to the aunt selling tea eggs and asked, "Auntie, how do you sell your tea eggs?"
"Oh, young man, you are really lucky. The tea eggs I have here are all newly laid by my rooster last month."
"Last month? Your rooster? Then it laid a new one?" Ouyang Lei looked at the aunt with surprise, and then said, "Auntie, can you tell you? How does your rooster lay eggs?
Well?"
"Oh, young man, you are really lucky. No one else knows this news yet, but seeing that you are destined to me, I reluctantly tell you because of your hard pleas."
Ouyang Lei thought to himself: Auntie, you are selling tea eggs and you are not selling meat. Can you show some face? When did I beg you so hard? Also, did your eye see that I am destined to you?
Che~ "Oh, young man, let me tell you, recently, a person next door to our house finally researched a substance called 'love' that exists between men and men. Although now this
This technology has only been tested on mice and white chickens, but it is obviously almost successful. The roosters cooperating with each other and laying eggs is a good example."
Ouyang Lei, this is embarrassing, is gay sex really everywhere?
"Auntie, the tea eggs made from these eggs are very expensive."
"Hey, young man, my tea eggs are not expensive at all. One egg only costs three thousand taels of snowflakes and silver. Isn't it very convenient..."
The old lady selling tea eggs hadn't said the word "yi" in "cheap" before Ouyang Lei said angrily: "Bah! Three thousand taels of tea eggs are not expensive. Why don't you go to high school and become a teacher?"
The aunt whispered in a low voice: "If I dare to be corrupt, do you think I don't want to be a teacher?"
There was no other way. In the end, Ouyang Lei could only walk up to the porridge seller and asked: "Brother, how much does your porridge cost?"
"Brother, you are right to come today. Who from all over the country doesn't know that your eldest brother and my porridge are famous far and wide. Don't say anything else, the water we use to cook the porridge is not ordinary water."
"Is this water used by gods?"
"Of course not, but the water we use is similar. Do you know about acid rain? The water we use is collected when there is acid rain, so when the porridge is cooked, it tastes sour and sweet. Why?
Like? A bowl of porridge only costs one thousand taels!"
