Chapter 267 That orange essence is not a sperm orange
After obtaining a large amount of medicinal materials for refining the soft tendon incense from Snake Essence, Ouyang Lei let them go. Maybe the other party was really stronger, but in front of Xiao Jing, any snake was a paper tiger.
After everyone recovered, Ouyang Lei said to Xiao Jing: "Xiao Jing, we are going to continue going up the mountain. Are you coming back first?"
"No!" Xiao Jing pouted and said, "I haven't come out to play for a long time."
Ouyang Lei nodded and said helplessly: "Okay, since our little mirror must go out to play, although it may affect our actions, big brother still reluctantly agrees to you."
After saying that, Ouyang Lei sighed, as if he was unwilling.
But except for Xiao Jing, everyone present knew that Ouyang Lei was pretending to be 13. Having Xiao Jing, a strong thug, part-time bodyguard and part-time follower, by his side is a dream come true for everyone.
things.
Then, at Xiao Jing's appeal, the seven people held hands and walked side by side. However, Xiao Jing was on the far left, then Ouyang Lei, and then the others.
Although everyone likes Xiao Jing very much, after all, Xiao Jing is the incarnation of the King Cobra. Everyone looks like it but is afraid in their hearts, so they can only let Ouyang Lei hold his hand.
Just as the seven people, who looked like kindergarten children, were walking up the mountain, suddenly an orange figure fell from the sky.
After landing on the ground, the first thing everyone saw was his back, wearing an orange robe and orange hairstyle.
Ouyang Lei said: "What is this? It's all orange. Could it be that you ate too many oranges?"
Li Qingfeng said helplessly: "You are stupid. You have eaten too many oranges and your clothes and hair have become like this?"
Brothel Dream shouted: "Hey! That guy in front of you who is pointing his butt at others, who is a monster?"
At this time, the man in orange standing in front of him slowly turned around and was doing his hair style while turning around.
Everyone was stunned when they saw his name.
Xiao Jing whispered: "Sperm orange! Big brother, what is sperm orange?"
"Uh... Xiaojing, you read it wrong. It's orange essence, not sperm orange."
"Oh..." Xiao Jing said with sudden realization, "I thought it was sperm orange. Just now I was thinking about what sperm is and what it has to do with orange. It turns out it is orange sperm."
Everyone is so sweaty.
At this time, the handsome Cheng Zijing in front said: "Everyone, congratulations, you have reached two-thirds of the way. The fact that you can get here shows that you are very capable, but, but but, but
But... your way forward can only stop here, because now, the great me has appeared here. It has become an obstacle that you can never overcome. So, young people, it is better to go down the mountain. The sea of suffering is boundless, and the mountain is the shore.
Black and black."
Ouyang Lei said: "That guy in front, please get out of the way. We are in a hurry and we have a child with us, so I won't bother you, okay?"
Cheng Zijing raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "I miss you, the great Cheng Zi Fairy, and I am stopping you here. Do you think there is any hope for you to get through?"
Ouyang Lei and others laughed.
Now that Xiao Jing is here, everyone will not feel that this orange spirit is difficult to deal with. From the perspective of the food chain, oranges and poisonous snakes are not at the same level at all.
"Jing, why are you so confident in yourself?" Ouyang Lei asked unhurriedly, and at the same time began to approach Cheng Zi Jing step by step.
Cheng Zijing looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, and said: "Three small tests, if you can pass them, I will let you pass, but my visual inspection shows that the seven of you will not be able to pass them."
Brothel Dream snorted and said: "Are you kidding me? My IQ needs to be multiplied by two to be barely defined as normal. Do you think you can live with me?"
Except for Xiao Jing, the rest of the six people even looked at Brothel Dream with contempt. Only then did Brothel Dream realize that he had just said something wrong.
"No, no, I said divide by two, my IQ is divided by two."
Li Qingfeng chuckled and said: "Your IQ, divided by your depraved happiness, is exactly at the level of a normal person. I feel that the two of you can form a team."
Fallen Joy asked: "Do I look stupid?"
Xuanyuan Juelian said: "You don't look very stupid, you look very stupid whether you look at it or not."
Ouyang Lei also said: "Look, or don't look, the depraved happiness is there, half or very little!"
Not far away, Orange Spirit looked at the few people who were chatting happily, and then asked: "Please, if you want to pass through me, you have to pass the test. Can you give me some face and look at me and say a few words to me?"
"Okay, didn't you say three tests? Come quickly." Ouyang Lei said a little impatiently. If he hadn't met the dark green guy who said some very strange things to him when he first went up the mountain, then Ouyang Lei would have
I started applying poison a long time ago.
"The first test is to drink all the orange juice."
As he said that, Cheng Zijing took out a large wooden bucket from somewhere. The wooden bucket looked about the size of the bucket on the water dispenser.
Then Orange Spirit lay down next to the barrel and began to vomit. The vomiting was heartbreaking and painful.
By the time he finished vomiting a bucket, all seven of them were about to vomit.
"Aren't you going to let us drink this?" Ouyang Lei asked with a look of horror on his face.
Orange Spirit smiled, and then said with a proud look on his face: "To get healthy, you have to live a tasteful sunshine life, and you have to drink orange juice with 'soft sunshine pulp'! Fruit Orange, campaign for every product
Sunshine oranges from Florida are committed to retaining the nutrients in oranges through deep whole orange extraction technology..."
"Bah!" Fallen Happy vomited, "You obviously spit it out from your mouth, so don't say it in such a nice way, okay? Who would drink it if it's so disgusting?"
The Orange Spirit smiled slightly and said: "You guys drink. The first test is for a few of you. You can do it alone or together. As long as you drink up all the bucket of orange juice, you will pass."
Mo Xiao Jiutian put his right hand on the handle of the big knife and said to Ouyang Lei: "Single player, now I have the urge to rush up and perform an orange cutting show for everyone."
Xuanyuan Juelian came over and said: "Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, it's just a mission, it's just a mission. Who among us is less afraid of nausea?"
Everyone shook their heads.
Xuanyuan Juelian thought for a while and then asked: "Which one of us likes orange juice more?"
Everyone shook their heads together again.
In the end, Xuanyuan Juelian continued to think, his brows furrowed as he thought, and the word "Sichuan" between his eyebrows turned into four vertical lines. He didn't expect that, suddenly, an idea flashed and he asked: "Which one of us is better?"
Bully?"
Let's all set our sights on fallen happiness.
Fallen Happy glanced at everyone with evil eyes, then looked at the fresh oranges next to them, and said in horror: "No, you won't be so inhumane! Help!"
