Question: "How many steps are there to make the fallen happy drink orange juice?"
Answer: "Three steps. The first step is to hold down the fallen joy; the second step is to knock the fallen joy out; the third step is to pour orange juice into the mouth of the fallen joy!"
After everyone's hard work, a large barrel of orange juice was finally poured into the belly of the fallen happy.
"Okay, we passed the first test." Ouyang Lei asked.
Xiaojing and Chengzijing were both stunned. Chengzijing thought that these people might drink the orange juice separately, but they didn't expect that these people actually knocked one person unconscious, and that person actually had the capacity to drink a wooden barrel.
Pour in all the orange juice.
Xiao Jing asked timidly: "Is this drinking orange juice? Why does a word that sounds so gentle and beautiful make Xiao Jing feel so terrible? Xiao Jing will never drink orange juice in the future, absolutely not!"
The Orange Spirit was stunned for a while, and then said: "Okay, you passed the first test. Now it's time for the second test. Spit out the orange juice you just drank."
Everyone was embarrassed when they heard it. They had managed to knock Fallen Happy unconscious before drinking all the orange juice, but now they actually had to make Fallen Happy spit it out.
But fortunately, only Degenerate Happy drank it at that time. Otherwise, if everyone vomited together now, the scene would be too disgusting.
Then, the demon roared the Nine Heavens to pull up the fallen happiness.
Fallen Happy, who was already a little dizzy from drinking, felt that his head was light and his body was heavy. His center of gravity always felt unsteady when he stood up.
You must know that although a person cannot be called a solid state in a normal state, at least the position of the center of gravity is still within the range that one can control. But now, one's center of gravity will move with one's own movements at any time. How can the center of gravity be possible?
stable.
Brothel Dream came over and wanted to say something to Fallen Happy first, but she felt that telling Fallen Happy to spit out the orange juice just now was too cruel and disgusting, so she thought about it and said to Fallen Happy: "
Depraved happiness, we have just poured a large barrel of orange juice into you."
Fallen Happy nodded and said: "You don't need to say it, I have felt it now. Now that my mission has been completed, why do you still want to get me up?"
In order to make Fallen Happy vomit it out, but she didn't want to vomit him herself, Brothel Dream whispered in Fallen Happy's ear: "The orange spirit just said that you took the wrong barrel, it was another barrel.
The one just now was their toilet."
"Aww...aww..."
Seeing Fallen Happy lying on the barrel and vomiting, Brothel Dream stroked Fallen Happy's little back and made a victory gesture towards everyone.
After Fallen Happy finished vomiting, Ouyang Lei said: "We have finished the second test. If you dare to say that the third test is to drink the bucket of stuff that you just vomited, I will kill you immediately!"
Orange Spirit laughed and said: "How could it be? Am I such a bad person?"
"It's hard to say!" Ouyang Lei said angrily.
Then everyone noticed that Orange Spirit walked more than ten meters away, put on a very stinky fart pose, and then said to everyone: "Okay, now is the third test, and it is also the last test."
Ouyang Lei whispered: "Why do I suddenly have a very bad feeling?"
Li Qingfeng asked mysteriously: "Unlucky brother, how do you feel?"
Ouyang Lei said: "I feel like we are going to be fooled."
As a result, at this time, Cheng Zijing said: "The third and final test is to defeat me!"
"Fuck!" everyone shouted in unison.
"If I had known this, I might as well have taken action from the beginning!" Moxiao Jiutian said viciously.
Fallen Happy patted Moxiao Jiutian on the shoulder and said, "Why are you looking so fierce? I haven't said anything harsh yet. Orange spirit, come here, I'll ask you something first."
Orange Spirit saw the haggard-looking fallen Happy and called him over. After thinking about it, he estimated that these people would not attack him, so he walked over and asked: "Okay, I'm here. What do you want?
matter?"
Fallen Happy walked over, put his arm around Orange Spirit's shoulders and said, "Actually, it's not a big deal. The main purpose of calling you here is to beat you up. Come on!"
As soon as he finished shouting the words "Degenerate Happy", he jumped up and hit the orange spirit with his elbow, knocking the orange essence to the ground.
Then everyone rushed up and kicked and punched him.
After the final beating, everyone threw the orange spirit to the side of the road and moved on.
However, even though he beat the opponent violently, he still felt a little unhappy in his heart.
On the road after that, you will encounter some mobs made of flames from time to time. These mobs are not very strong, they are just more numerous.
So everyone was clearing the monsters while making the fallen happy and happy.
"Fairy Happy, don't be like this. You just drank something. Don't be unhappy. Come on, give me a smile." Seeing that Fallen Happy didn't respond for a long time, Li Qingfeng added, "How about I give you a smile?"
one?"
"Come on, men's problems must be solved by men. Let me do it." With that, Brothel Dream walked to Fallen Happy and said, "Fallen Happy, we are all doing the task together, and sacrifices are inevitable.
, Good boy. Here, let me tell you a joke. There is a big mountain in front of Yu Gong's house. Yu Gong thought it was in the way, so he and his descendants wanted to move the mountain. Zhisou in the river bend stopped him and said: If you can't move it, there will be a big disaster.
Yu Gong refused to listen and thought that as long as he persevered, the mountain could be removed. Where there is a will, there is a way. Finally, the day came when the mountain was completely removed. With tears in Yu Gong's eyes, there was a sudden explosion and a snake came out of the ground.
Come out and laugh: Hahaha, damn Calabash Baby, I’m out!”
Fallen Happy gave a helpless smile and asked: "Is it interesting?"
Ouyang Lei came over and said, "You can't tell stories, so I'll do it. There are two mountains in front of Yugong's house. He decided to move the mountains. Wise Old Man laughed at him: Human life is only so long, how is it possible? Yugong is so cruel.
He said: After I die, I will still have a son. After my son dies, I will still have grandchildren. There are an infinite number of children and grandchildren, and they will always move the mountain away. The Emperor of Heaven was very moved when he heard these words, and sent two strong and powerful men.
A strong man came to help their family... give birth to a son!"
Fallen Happy was not in a very good mood to begin with. I felt that I had done nothing else along the way and was just busy being played by everyone. Now that I heard the two-assed joke, I have the desire to eat leather shoes.
