As soon as this first couplet came out, Zhu Haiying knew that she would be embarrassed today.
After studying Chinese for so many years, Zhu Haiying can only rummage through old papers. He has never encountered such couplets before. Not to mention that he doesn’t care about current affairs at all. He can’t figure out what those things about Guo Meimei are going on. What’s more important is this. The link is indeed a bit difficult. Five numbers are used plus two directions. The second link must be able to correspond one to one.
After thinking for a while, Zhu Haiying could only admit defeat: "I'm sorry. I really can't be right..."
Yin Liwen interjected nonchalantly from the side: "Ling Cang, just be on your own."
"The second couplet is... The Cross Red Cross is under Jiuquan. The reincarnated king | Badui will engage in charity again. Even if we abandon the seven emotions and six desires, it is still not a thing. Horizontal criticism... Er | Milk to save the country.
As soon as Ling Cang said this, everyone burst into laughter. Zhu Haiying became even more embarrassed: "What kind of couplets are you talking about..."
"No matter what it is, you can't match it anyway." Ling Cang didn't care whether Zhu Haiying wanted to ask a question or not. He continued: "I have already given it to you. There is no more difficult question."
"And... it's even harder."
"That's right. Listen up... Jay Chou went to Jay Chou's house to be raped by Jay Chou." Ling Cang smiled. Ling Cang made a gesture of invitation towards Zhu Haiying: "Please come out with the second line."
The couplet just now was only funny, but this couplet was a bit obscene. All the girls present blushed. But privately, they found it quite interesting.
How could Zhu Haiying be right? Once again, he was dumbfounded on the spot: "This...how is this right..."
Hong Xue hurriedly suggested: "Ling Cang, you'd better tell him directly. I'm sure he won't be able to tell."
"The second line is...Fan Weiqi went to Fan Wei's house and was ridden by Fan Wei."
Everyone laughed again. Zhu Haiying hurriedly asked: "Where is Hengpi?"
"Seek common ground while reserving differences."
Many people didn't understand what it meant. Hong Xue even asked directly: "What's going on with this horizontal batch?"
Shen Fanlei understood. She coughed twice and lowered her voice to remind: "Don't ask..."
Hong Xue immediately turned to Shen Fanlei and asked, "Tell me, what do you mean?"
"It's very simple..." Shen Fanlei saw that no one was paying attention to her. Then she explained in a low voice: "Jay Chou is seeking homosexuality... Zhou Jie happens to be a boy. This is 'seeking homosexuality'. Weiqi Fan went to Fan Wei's house I want a lesbian. But Fan Wei is a boy... so... 'Save differences'."
"I understand." Hong Xue suddenly realized: "Ling Cang is so talented."
Shen Fanlei couldn't figure it out. How could she tell others about it even if she understood it? So she came to a conclusion in her heart: "It seems that I was infected by Ling Cang's madness."
Over there, Ling Cang told Zhu Haiying provocatively: "My nickname is Chuangchang. I wonder if you are still interested in continuing, right?"
There is a character in Xingye's "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" who was beaten by Tang Bohu until he vomited blood. Ling Cang really wanted to see how Zhu Haiying, a copycat of Tang Bohu, would feel like being beaten by his own genuine character.
Zhu Haiying didn't spurt blood. She just had two lines of clear mucus flowing from her nostrils. She looked even more stunned: "Forget it... you are really good..."
Everyone focused their attention on Ling Cang and Zhu Haiying. They didn't see Su Mengqing coming over.
During Su Mengqing's time in No. 1 Middle School, although she was busy with her career at the same time, she was no different from ordinary students. Except that she did not take the final exam, she really regarded herself as a member of this place.
Yin Liwen met Su Mengqing by chance, so he shamelessly sent invitations to her. Su Mengqing and Yin Liwen were not familiar with each other, and they originally didn't want to join in the fun, but it didn't bother them, so they came anyway.
Su Mengqing came a little late. She didn't see Ling Cang playing the piano. Instead, she heard Ling Cang playing couplets. Because she didn't take the final exam, she didn't know what Ling Cang's grades were. After hearing Ling Cang's two couplets, she secretly Thought: "This guy is a bit crooked."
Since Ling Cang's last couplet was about making fun of the entertainment industry, Su Mengqing felt a little awkward. So she said, "I also have a couplet here. I wonder if you can match it."
The appearance of a big star would have attracted everyone's attention. But at this time, everyone did not care about chasing stars. They just wanted to know how Ling Cang would deal with the challenge.
Seeing Su Mengqing, Ling Cang somewhat restrained his anger: "Please speak."
"The water is falling."
"This couplet doesn't have to be correct at all..." Ling Cang smiled slightly: "Because this is a ready-made couplet. It is on the door of Meng Jiangnu Temple in Shanhaiguan. The second couplet is... The floating clouds grow and fade. This is true. It is a wonderful couplet. Not only does it blend in with the surrounding environment, but more importantly, it makes full use of one word with multiple sounds and one word with multiple meanings. Many different meanings can be read by using different sentence fragments and pronunciations."
Su Mengqing was not angry when she saw that she failed Ling Cang's test. Instead, she nodded approvingly: "Well said. It's true."
"Thank you for the compliment." Ling Cang didn't take these words seriously. He had nothing to do with Su Mengqing. There was no need to offend her. Besides, she was still a girl. However, Ling Cang was not a star-struck fan. He always maintained his composure when facing anyone. A normal mind. Not like some people who get so excited that they jump up and down and become incontinent when they see a celebrity.
Yin Liwen was furious. He didn't expect that his birthday party would become the stage for Ling Cang's performance. Not only did he lose face, but he also held his breath and couldn't get out.
Just when Yin Liwen didn't know how to end it, a hoarse and rich voice came over: "Today's young people are a little crooked and don't know what to do. They can be said to be young and frivolous."
Along with this voice, several older people came over. The leader was an old man with gray hair. He looked like he was in his sixties. His appearance was not angry and conceited, and he had a strong bookish air.
Zhu Haiying was looking forward to a savior. She immediately shouted respectfully: "Teacher..."
Yin Liwen also said with a smile: "Professor Ge, why are you here?"
"I heard that this old man is here to celebrate your birthday." Professor Ge rolled his eyes at Ling Cang. Then he said to Yin Liwen: "Clinker. It's really a disgrace to meet someone showing off their talents here."
"Professor Ge misunderstood. We were just joking." Yin Liwen showed some magnanimity. But at the same time, he also had an idea and found a way to attack Ling Cang. He pointed at Professor Ge and introduced to Ling Cang: "This Professor Ge is Zhu Haiying’s doctoral supervisor and a professor in the Chinese Department of Beijing University. Maybe you don’t know that Professor Ge participated in the compilation of the textbooks we studied.”
Yin Liwen is not bragging. Professor Ge has a very high reputation. He has disciples and disciples all over the academic and educational circles. He is indeed Zhu Haiying's mentor. As for why he came to this birthday party, there is no way to explain clearly.
Zhu Haiying was born in an ordinary family, while Yin Liwen only made friends with powerful people. The reason why the two became brothers was entirely because Yin Liwen wanted to get to know Professor Ge through Zhu Haiying. Yin Liwen's academic performance is very good. His future goal is to be admitted to Beijing University. I hope that by then Professor Ge can be given a helping hand.
The reason why this society has the phenomenon that birth determines destiny. A very important factor is that because of the environment in which they live, the amount of information they possess and the interpersonal relationships they have are much broader than those of children from ordinary families. Children from ordinary families are still When they were confused, they had already begun to think about paving the way for the future.
It is true that there are many second-generation rich and second-generation officials who play around with things every day and wait to die. But this is only a part. Even if this type is the majority, there are still a considerable number of second-generation rich and second-generation officials who are intelligent. Mind. And lofty ambitions.
Professor Ge is also a proud man of his generation. He was able to associate with Yin Liwen. When Yin Liwen celebrated his birthday, he put aside his pretense as a teacher and came to congratulate him. It was because Yin Liwen's family was rich enough. Professor Ge was working on some project and needed some research funds. As long as he was right Yin Liwen said the previous sentence: Dozens of millions of sponsorships will be available soon.
Children from ordinary families do not have this ability, so they will not be loved by Professor Ge. If the poor second-generation students in Beijing University have any questions and want to ask for advice, let’s not worry about whether Professor Ge will give some advice. They can open their eyes and see the poor second-generation students. It all depends on how you feel at the time.
This phenomenon of mutual use is common in all aspects. The result is a strange current situation in society. The poor get poorer and the rich get richer.
In fact, the real poverty is not the lack of money, but the lack of opportunities to change one's destiny. The second generation of rich people and the second generation of officials have monopolized all opportunities, leaving the second generation of poor people to continue the lifestyle of their ancestors until the third generation of poor people. , poor for four generations. Although it is said that a gentleman's good fortune will be cut off in five generations, and a villain's good fortune will be cut off in five generations. But these are all things for later. They have not appeared in the current society.
Everyone present understood this. Naturally, Ling Cang understood better. He was a little disdainful of Professor Ge: "I have always wanted to know who made up those textbooks that harmed the country and the people. Today I finally saw it with my own eyes. Ling pleasure."
"What are you talking about?" It is said that people who have experienced a lot of worldly affairs will be very tolerant. Although Professor Ge is quite old, he does not have a good temper: "The textbook is compiled by countless experts and scholars after painstaking efforts and rigorous research." How dare a thief make false accusations. Without these textbooks, what else would you learn in school?"
"That's right." A middle-aged man next to him shook his head and said: "Education is the foundation of a country and a long-term plan. The development of a country's education cannot be separated from textbooks. You students should respect and be grateful to the senior scholars who wrote textbooks. .If it weren’t for their selfless dedication, you would forever be insulated from knowledge.”
When Shen Fanlei heard these words, she shook her head slightly and said softly to Tongtong: "Professor Ge and his gang are going to be in trouble."