Chapter three hundred and thirtieth: Jieyu Kunshou Sang Hu walks naked.
"You guys really dare to put gold on your face," Ling Cang smiled disdainfully: "What you said is right. If a country wants to prosper, it must first prosper education, and textbooks must be written carefully. However, in our textbooks, It is full of errors and teaches students not knowledge and truth, but lies,"
"You..." Professor Ge raised his hand, pointed tremblingly at Ling Cang and scolded: "How dare you say that?"
"Am I wrong?" Ling Cang said slowly and tepidly: "Just to give a few examples, most of the childhood stories of great figures in textbooks are false. Washington never cut down cherry trees; the steam engine in Watts It existed before, but Watt just improved it, and it was not inspired by watching a kettle boil. An apple smashed on the head is more likely to blind someone than to create a law of universal gravitation. Newton did not mention it in any of his manuscripts. I have seen myself being smashed by that magical apple; as for Da Vinci painting eggs, Edison used mirror reflection to help doctors perform appendicitis surgery on his mother...etc., all of these are all fake."
After saying these words, Professor Ge and several of his colleagues looked at each other and remained silent for a while. They knew that what Ling Cang said was right. After a while, Professor Ge said: "These mistakes are being corrected."
"Really," Ling Cang snorted, and then added: "It's a pity that you are saying this, but in fact you are still promoting the spread of lies. Otherwise, why would many people with knowledge continue to refute the rumors? Lies are still believed by many people,”
"Don't talk nonsense," Professor Ge looked at him with wide eyes, as if he wanted to eat Ling Cang alive: "We have always investigated our mistakes and corrected them after hearing them. Without any evidence, you Don’t slander the hard work of scholars with nonsense,”
"Okay, let me give you a few examples. They are all rumors that are constantly refuted and then spread widely." Ling Cang smiled and ruthlessly revealed the lies he had learned: "For example, Well, many teachers have told students that when China's first prime minister passed away, the United Nations made an exception and lowered flags at half-mast to mourn. They made up nonsense. Officials from various countries quit their jobs and blocked the entrance of the United Nations in protest. The Secretary-General of the United Nations said something. 's speechless,"
"Isn't it right? Didn't the United Nations lower its flag at half-mast?" the middle-aged man asked, "You disrespect the former prime minister by saying this."
"Actually, this matter has nothing to do with respecting or disrespecting anyone, but we must restore the truth of the matter. The United Nations did fly its flag at half-mast at that time. There is no other reason. Three words,, death in office, in accordance with the "United Nations" formulated in 1947 "Flag Code", when a country's serving head of state or government dies, the United Nations flags will be flown at half-mast to express condolences. Even if the person has abdicated, as long as you apply, as long as people think this person is very positive, the flag will be flown at half-mast. In other words By the way, this is just a courtesy. If the United Nations did not fly the flag at half-mast that day, it would be an exception. As for the sensational words made by the Secretary-General of the United Nations, about not having a penny in savings, having only one wife for life, and no children, etc. These are all made up by some people based on eulogies, and are filled with the tone of reportage unique to Chinese people. The authenticity of this passage has not been verified in relevant United Nations documents and other national materials."
Professor Ge's forehead was sweating, and his attitude was not as arrogant as before: "This..."
"This lie has the most obvious flaw..." Ling Cang looked directly at Professor Ge and said word for word: "The flag lowered by the United Nations at half-mast includes not only its own flag, but also the flags of all member states. You didn't With their consent, the national flag of another country is lowered to half, which will lead to major international disputes. I am afraid that people will not only block the door of the United Nations to protest like a shrew,"
When everyone heard these words, they felt very eye-opening. Shen Fanlei immediately asked: "Are there any more?"
"Yes, there are many," Ling Cang smiled disdainfully and added: "Another example is the fact that West Point Military Academy hangs a statue of Lei Feng. It is also a myth. The truth is that every year, West Point Military Academy selects a country for special study and then introduces it. Let’s take a look at some of the country’s more famous military figures for students to learn and understand. When introducing China, Lei Feng was mentioned. For some reason, things changed in China. It was said that people from country M began to learn from Lei Feng. As a result, many people from the country traveled to country M. I went all the way to West Point Military Academy to look for a statue of Lei Feng, so West Point had to issue a notice telling the Chinese people that they didn’t have a statue of Lei Feng here at all.”
These words caused a burst of laughter, but this laughter was not happy, but full of the bitterness and helplessness of being deceived. Ling Cang kept up his efforts, and then said: "In many teaching aids related to moral education, there is also a mention An even more ridiculous thing is that in the Serna Assault Special Forces Competition, the Chinese Special Forces defeated the Navy SEALs and elites from various countries three times, and won many first places, and then used this to teach us that we must fully learn this kind of special forces spirit, how to build the country,”
Professor Ge really didn't understand this matter, and became arrogant again: "Did you say it wrong?"
"It's so wrong..." Ling Cang shook his head and said with some emotion: "Actually, the SEALs of Country M didn't go there at all. What really went was the Maryland National Guard, the National Guard of Country M. The team is roughly between the domestic armed police and the militia. It goes without saying what its nature is. I specifically logged into the official website of this military competition and found that most of the teams sent by other countries are also border patrol teams. For military academies and the like, China is better off. It selected several special forces soldiers from across the country and trained them behind closed doors for several months before sending them out. Moreover, the final results were not very satisfactory, and they only got a fourth overall score."
"This..." Professor Ge sweated more and more, and truly realized what it meant to sweat profusely. He did not check the information to verify whether this statement was correct, but seeing that Ling Cang spoke so eloquently, he could quote a lot of information at his fingertips. He knew what Ling Cang said was true.
"This lie is equally obvious. Just look at one thing. Which country organized this so-called special forces competition?" Ling Cang continued without waiting for the other party to answer: "It is Estonia. You can tell from the host country. It is destined not to be A high-level military competition, but after some modifications in China, it turned into a reportage. On this basis, another TV series "Soldier Assault" was filmed. Xu Sanduo was so stupid that he looked as if he had been exposed to nuclear radiation. Keep chanting: 'Don't abandon, don't give up'..."
"This..." Apart from the word "this", Professor Ge and his friends seemed to be unable to say anything else.
"It's true that masturbation strengthens the body and sexual intercourse strengthens the country, but you just shut yourself up and have sex, but you want to write these things in textbooks to tell future generations, and show them off in the official media. I’m not afraid of foreigners finding out and laughing their heads off.” Recalling what was in the textbook, Ling Cang felt indignant and vented his anger to Professor Ge: “These lies either appear in various teaching aids, or It is taught by teachers personally and has cultivated a very wrong world view and values for today's students."
"But...the original intention is good after all,"
"The first lies can be said to have good intentions, but the latter ones are a bit despicable when it comes to politics. More importantly..." Ling Cang shook his head and sighed again: "Since ancient times, So far, it is impossible to educate talents with correct ideas through lies. These things you have concocted will only make the young generation of this country the laughing stock of the world. In this sense, you so-called experts and scholars There is no forgiveness for sin,"
Hong Xue listened with great interest, and then said: "I said why I don't like studying. It turns out that I knew that everything in the textbooks was wrong..."
"Actually, truly smart people don't learn the things in textbooks, but learn the correct learning methods." Shen Fanlei said lightly: "You don't understand. The most important thing Ling Cang said today is The purpose is not to find faults in textbooks,”
"what is that,"
Shen Fanlei said something nonsensical: "The father-in-law takes the father-in-law and the son-in-law walks naked."
Hong Xue was stunned immediately: "What do you mean?"
"You don't understand, and you don't need to understand,"
"Tch," Hong Xue snorted disdainfully: "Isn't it just to show that you are knowledgeable?"
Over there, the debate between Professor Ge and Ling Cang has entered a heated stage. Under Ling Cang's repeated attacks, Professor Ge, a master of Chinese studies, is about to turn into shit: "You said we are guilty,"
"Are you not guilty?" Ling Cang asked righteously: "From ancient times to the present, whoever spreads lies has made meritorious deeds."
"You said we are guilty..." Professor Ge stamped his feet angrily: "Then you write the textbook,"
"Don't worry, if I am interested in the future, I will definitely participate in compiling correct textbooks," Ling Cang smiled coldly and said sarcastically: "However, before I leave the mountain, I advise you to close the mountain quickly and don't come out to harm the country and the people again. Even though you are very old, you still don’t know how to accumulate some bad virtues, and are you not afraid of retribution on your children and grandchildren?”
"You're talking too much," Professor Ge pointed at Ling Cang's nose and asked, "Which school are you from?"
"Minghai No. 1 Middle School," Ling Cang replied proudly, "Why, you still have the ability to get me expelled from our school,"
"I..." Professor Ge was furious for a long time, and finally realized that he didn't seem to have the ability to expel Ling Cang from No. 1 Middle School, so he just said: "I will definitely tell your school,"
"Whatever," Ling Cang recalled when he criticized experts in the open class and felt that it would be more fulfilling to criticize this so-called master of Chinese studies: "Our school should have known who I am."