These nuns are really too arrogant to slander you like this!
This was obviously an accident, but did it scratch you and disfigure you?
Apprentice, everything is fine. Master will make the decision for you. As long as you don’t do anything to that old nun, Master will have peace of mind. Let’s see how Master deals with those little nuns.” The old monk straightened his back when he asked clearly what was going on.
, the confidence also increased, and he rushed out of the meditation room and came to the yard in one stride.
Xiao Yiqing and Pu Yuze were walking behind and didn't know what to do if they encountered such an emergency!
"It was all your good idea Pu Yuze. He came to the temple to ask for some magic talisman. Now, the monk and the nun are about to fight. What should we do?
Are you going out to start a fight? Or are you going out to help fight?
Why do I think these two monks can't beat those three nuns?
They won't kill anyone, right?"
"How did I know that these things would happen? If I knew that I would be killed, I would not come here to travel!
I think the conflict between the monks and the nuns should be resolved by themselves. Let’s take a look at the situation here first. It would be the wisest choice to take advantage of the chaos and sneak away.” Pu Yuze leaned against the crack in the door and quietly stared into the yard.
, I hope they won’t hit too hard and hit them too hard.
When the old monk went out, he shouted rudely: "You little nuns are going to be so arrogant!
If you have something to say, why are you so uneducated? Those who are bald donkeys are not bald donkeys. You guys are also bald donkeys. You are female bald donkeys!
You three female bald donkeys, get out of here, or I will turn you into dead female bald donkeys."
Xiao Yiqing almost stopped laughing when she heard this in the meditation room. She didn't expect that this old monk was quite tough. This was not a disadvantage at all. What he said was really powerful!
The three little nuns were so angry that they never thought that the old monk could scold him back. They were so angry that they hit the old monk with a weapon!
The old monk dodged away. He did not fight back but just dodged step by step, as if he was filming a man and a woman not being intimate.
The old monk kept hiding from the little nun and kept chasing and beating him. The whole courtyard was in commotion and the scene was in chaos...
"Honey, this opportunity has come, let's run away!
We can't stay in this shitty place for a moment!
Anyway, it looks like nothing serious will happen to them." After Pu Yuze said this, he took Xiao Yiqing's hand and ran out of the temple as quickly as possible, running down the mountain along the continuous steps.
"Pu Yuze, come on, stop for a while!
Anyway, no one caught up.
In fact, there is no need for us to escape, and we have not done anything wrong!
What are you afraid of? My heart is about to jump out of my chest while running." Xiao Yiqing was out of breath from running and said tiredly while holding her knees with her hands.
"Okay, if we don't run away, those nuns will find us here soon. If they attack us together, wouldn't we be asking for trouble!
Look at those three nuns, they are simply unreasonable. It must be a headache to tangle with them.
It's too early now, where should we go?" Pu Yuze said while looking at the mountains, it was really a beautiful mountain scenery.
"I don't know either!
Now I feel that something will happen if I go there, and I have a shadow.
Pu Yuze, if we should go back to Jianghai City, traveling here is simply too boring. We should have gone to Jiuzhaigou, Yunnan, Tibet, places like these..."
Xiao Yiqing has completely lost the mood to continue. She would rather go home and watch TV and sleep all day to pass the rest of her vacation time.
"Honey, I have the same idea!
But your old classmate was taken away by 120 last night, and we still don’t know whether he is dead or alive. Should we go and see that Wu Ziqi before returning to Jianghai City?"
Pu Yuze knew that the color on Wu Ziqi's face would take three days to fade away, and that he must have looked abnormally embarrassed after being hit by the 'itchy powder'. Going to see him now was no different from humiliating him!
Xiao Yiqing stared at Pu Yuze with a look of disbelief, and finally reached out to reach his forehead without seeing any clues.
His forehead wasn't hot either, so he said in a questioning tone: "Pu Yuze, your head isn't hot anymore, why do you sound like you're burned out?
I remember yesterday you were still accusing Wu Ziqi of all kinds of conspiracies against you on the Internet. You also said that he was a despicable villain. Why did you take the initiative to see him now?
You definitely don’t have good intentions, what on earth do you have in mind?”
"What purpose can I have? Don't you want to make a TV series and become a big star?
If a wife has such a wish, of course her husband must support her unconditionally.
Actually, I thought about it carefully and figured it out. My objection at the time was that I couldn’t accept such a change for a while!
Having a celebrity wife is also a very honorable thing.
All, should we go visit Wu Ziqi and extend an olive branch to him to show that we don’t care about him anymore, hahaha..." Pu Yuze casually found an excuse that Xiao Yiqing liked and said, there was no way he could say that
I went to see Wu Ziqi's jokes.
"What you said is true, do you really support me in filming a TV series?
Why are you so nice to me all of a sudden?
Have you done anything to feel sorry for me?" Xiao Yiqing felt that Pu Yuze seemed to have changed. She was murmuring in her heart, but she really wanted to see how Wu Ziqi was doing now.
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"I'm just kind-hearted. This is just a suggestion. If you don't want to go, it doesn't matter if I didn't say it!"
How about we sell Hainan's specialties as gifts now? Didn't we say we were going back? We have to go back without bringing gifts!
Wife, I have thought about it. After we have picked out the gifts, we will directly find a courier company to express them back to Jianghai. This will save us the trouble of taking them back ourselves. We can buy whatever we like and don’t have to worry about not getting it back."
"Why do you keep changing all the time? I was still considering whether to go there, and then you started talking about shopping again!
It's over, it's over, now I also want to see Wu Ziqi and go shopping, what should I do?" Xiao Yiqing pouted and glared at Pu Yuze unhappily, feeling that he had so many ideas every day that it was difficult to choose.
A bright smile appeared at the corner of Pu Yuze's mouth, feeling that although Xiao Yiqing looked angry, she was actually praising him.
She couldn't help but feel better, "This problem is not a problem. It's still early. We can go and see Wu Ziqi first and then go shopping.
We can’t stay at Wu Ziqi’s place for long anyway, we just want to express our condolences, don’t you think so?”
"That's right!
Pu Yuze, let's go then." Xiao Yiqing looked at the watch on her hand. The time is now half past eight when she went up. She can drive directly to Wu Ziqi's hospital in an hour. It seems that there is still time.
It is really enough, and you can spend at least one afternoon shopping.
Xiao Yiqing and Pu Yuze went down the mountain quickly and got into a taxi back to Sanya city.
Last night, Xiao Yiqing called Wu Ziqi's secretary in the hotel to ask about Wu Ziqi's situation. Wu Ziqi's secretary said that it was nothing serious, but that she was allergic to paint on her skin and needed to stay in the hospital for two days to get desensitization shots.
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So Xiao Yiqing already knew which hospital Wu Ziqi was staying in, so she passed by a fruit shop along the way and bought two large fruit baskets.
Xiao Yiqing felt that holding two fruit baskets was a bit too bald and not elegant enough, so she asked the taxi driver to stop at the nearby flower shop.
“Honey, you still want to use Wu Ziqi’s flowers!
Then I think it would be better to send yellow roses!
Yellow roses seem to be particularly good for the patient's mood. The yellow roses are particularly full of vitality and are helpful for the recovery of the disease. They are the most suitable flowers to send to patients!" Pu Yuze thought when he saw Xiao Yiqing buying flowers.
Ba's idea was to encourage her to send yellow roses.
Xiao Yiqing really didn't understand the meaning of flowers. Pu Yuze said that yellow roses were good and agreed. Anyway, he just wanted to buy a bouquet of flowers to show off. He had no idea that yellow roses meant breaking up.
Pu Yuze was so happy in his heart. He was originally worried that Xiao Yiqing going to see Wu Ziqi would make him misunderstand that she still cares about him, but if he didn't go and he couldn't see Wu Ziqi's embarrassed look, he was really a little conflicted in his heart!
This time is great, Xiao Yiqing unknowingly asked Xiao Yiqing to buy a bouquet of yellow roses. It seems that Wu Ziqi still doesn’t give up, hahaha...
But there was no change in the plan, so I met a troublesome flower shop owner. All bad things happened to the flower shop owner!
The owner of the flower shop was very enthusiastic and asked: "What kind of flowers do you want to buy? We have all kinds of flowers, and my bouquets are very beautifully packaged. Oh my god, they are quite high-end when they are taken out!"
“Boss, are you from Nagada in the Northeast?
You can tell it as soon as you hear the accent!
Are there any yellow roses?
I'd like a bouquet of yellow roses." Xiao Yiqing felt particularly happy when she heard the shop owner speak this authentic Northeast dialect. After all, Northeast is a place where comedians are born.
"Yes, my hometown is Shenyang in Northeast China!
That place is old and well-established. It has the Forbidden City, Beiling, and stewed pork belly with pickled cabbage. It’s really like a hometown!
Oh my god!
After this chatter, I retreated away. Little girl, do you want to buy yellow roses?
This person is pretty because he is attracted to more boys!
Do you want to break up with your boyfriend?
This parting is very special. Do you want to give thirty-four flowers? Or forty-four? Or seventy-four? Or..." The shop owner used her authentic Northeastern dialect this time and asked how many flowers you wanted. Listen.
It's like saying jingle yes.
“Yellow roses mean rejection and breakup?
Maybe I made a mistake. I was going to visit the patient, not to break up with him!
Then what kind of flowers should I give when visiting patients?" Xiao Yiqing is so angry, Pu Yuze, just wait and see!
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