Pu Yuze felt as if he was about to be petrified in an instant. What kind of old monk is this?
Aren’t monks supposed to recuperate, burn incense and chant sutras?
Why is this old monk thinking about the skin-to-skin contact between men and women every day?
If you are so good at this, why did you become a monk again?
"Uncle Monk, my body is so healthy!
Especially what you mentioned, my nickname is ‘Seven Times a Night Man’!
Besides, who stipulated that such things should be done when getting married!
Anyway, just help me draw the talisman that she will only love me. What you are doing is not a sin, but a good deed!
What you are doing is a great thing, really." Pu Yuze explained while still obeying the old monk.
"I think you are one of those people who can't do it seven times a night, hahaha...
It's okay, don't sacrifice your face and suffer the consequences, which will harm both others and yourself!
Seeing as you don’t want to look like a poor person, you must have received treatment. In this case, you should divorce this girl as soon as possible!
Although there is a saying that one would rather tear down ten temples than break up one marriage, it should be locked down as appropriate. You can't let a little girl stay a widow like this for the rest of her life.
I'd better draw a talisman for your health, and maybe a miracle will happen. Our monastery is very effective in adversity!" The old monk said firmly while twirling his beard and beard. He meant that he wouldn't believe normal men.
He will guard his beautiful daughter-in-law without even touching her.
Xiao Yiqing originally didn't believe in this kind of magic talisman. The magic talisman she just asked for that could help her become a big star was just a joke, and she had no real hope that it would come true.
Pu Yuze didn't object to any talisman he asked for to make him love him wholeheartedly. If a talisman of some kind could make Pu Yuze calm down a little and make him less jealous, that would be a good thing.
Even the old monk himself said that this kind of thing only plays an auxiliary role, which means it has no effect.
But Xiao Yiqing never dreamed that this old monk could actually know that he was a virgin, and he would also focus on this issue to come up with something like Pu Yuze's problem. It was simply ridiculous!
"Uncle Monk, you are right, he just can't do it, but he never admits it!
She also often brags about how awesome she is in front of others, hahahaha..." Xiao Yiqing looked at Pu Yuze and didn't know how to explain it to the old monk, so she just wanted to tease him and said it more jealously, and acted extremely pitiful.
A sympathetic look.
"Xiao Yiqing, do you want me to prove that I can do it in front of Uncle Monk?
I think I can't explain it clearly even if I explain it ten thousand times, so I will prove it to you!" Pu Yuze was so angry that his handsome face changed color. The old monk didn't know what was going on. Then
Xiao Yiqing still doesn't know what's going on, so today I just want to let her know what a strong man he is.
Pu Yuze approached Xiao Yiqing with unspeakable anger. He looked really powerful, and his eyes were burning like fire, as if he was about to set Xiao Yiqing on fire.
"I'm warning you Pu Yuze, if you take one step closer I won't be polite!
You are really becoming more and more courageous, and you need to use stronger ones. You just healed the scar and forgot about the pain!
I'm telling you, don't regret it. If you take another step forward, you will have no descendants." Xiao Yiqing's feet were ready to go.
"Uncle Monk, you saw it!
It’s not that I don’t want to break her, it’s that she doesn’t obey me!
Did she just say that if I come closer to her, I will have no descendants? Even a fool can see that I am normal. Uncle Monk, you can’t see that!"
Pu Yuze felt that it was a mistake to come to any temple today to ask for the talisman to cut off rotten peach blossoms, and it was a big mistake to go the wrong way. I believe these tourists are unwilling to come to this temple either because of other reasons or because this old monk is too nosy.
It's unbearable!
"Ouch, this poor monk's head hurts!
Things between you are really too complicated. Whether you can handle it or not, it’s up to you whether she will let her or not!
The poor monk saw the two of you today, and he really realized that it would be better to become a monk!
The women at the foot of the mountain are tigers, you can't mess with them..." The old monk originally looked at this little girl as she looked very weak and deceitful, and she looked like a typical doormat type. But at first glance, she was really amazing.
!
At this moment, there was a tall man wearing a light blue monk's robe outside the door and ran into the temple in a panic. His face was scratched with scratches, and the scratches were still coming out.
It was bloody and looked really scary.
The young monk who ran in shouted loudly and urgently as soon as he entered the courtyard: "Master, help me! My disciple is about to be beaten to death by those nuns!"
Master, bring out the weapons, all the potatoes, tomatoes, cucumbers, and eggplants..."
Xiao Yiqing heard the shouting and knew that it was the old monk's precious apprentice who had returned, but she was really confused when she heard that the old monk was asked to use vegetables as weapons. This is not "Plants vs. Zombies". How can vegetables be used as weapons?
That!
Was the old monk’s young apprentice beaten stupid by the nuns?
The normal way to shout is to prepare weapons and take out kitchen knives, tongs, plates, and bowls.
Xiao Yiqing became curious about the old monk's young disciple. What kind of young monk was he?
At this moment, a man dressed as a monk came into view with his face covered in blood and it was unclear what Zhang looked like.
The robe on his body was also torn off piece by piece, and he didn't look like a human being!
And chasing after him were three women dressed as nuns, all holding ‘weapons’ in their hands!
One was holding a feather duster, one was holding a spatula for cooking, and the other was holding an oversized rolling pin. These three nuns looked quite young, each of them under thirty years old.
It can be seen that all of them are aggressive and looking for punishment. When they came to the temple, they rushed in without any fear. There was no uneasiness about gaining access to someone else's territory.
"I will catch you even if you run away to the end of the world. This matter is not over with you today. You are so brave, you dare to taint our master!
It must be your master, the old bald donkey, who ordered you to do it. The old bald donkey and the little bald donkey must get out of here!
Don't think that everything will be fine if you hide in the monastery. Even if you run away, the monk will not be able to escape from the temple. Don't think that we nuns will not dare to enter your monk's monastery.
Come out quickly, or else I will set your monastery on fire and burn your two big bald donkeys to death!"
Xiao Yiqing and Pu Yuze looked at each other and didn't know what to do. After all, this was a dispute caused by a fight for incense, and it was inappropriate for tourists to take either side.
What's more, the nuns outside kept saying that the old monk's young apprentice had defiled their master. What on earth was going on?
Could it be that this little monk is a ‘flower monk’?
He raped the old nun from the nunnery?
Logically speaking, it's impossible. Even if he is a 'Flower Monk', then why should she leave the young nun alone and just attack an old nun with a yellowish face?
No matter how you think about it, it is unreasonable. Besides, in broad daylight, how could he possibly take action?
"Uncle Monk, I think there is still a misunderstanding in this. Since those nuns have not caught up, let's go out and argue with them!
There is no reason to let them bully you to the doorstep without saying a word. Besides, I think it is even more unreasonable for them to say that your little apprentice has defiled their master." Xiao Yiqing judged this with her own proud reasoning and elimination method.
Regardless of the motive, time, or occasion, there is absolutely no possibility of a crime being committed.
The old monk had a look on his face as if he was facing a formidable enemy. It could be seen that even though he had martial arts skills, he was still afraid of the nuns in the nunnery!
Although he secretly resented the nuns from the nunnery for stealing his customers, when it came time to show his true feelings, he ran out of energy.
The old monk did not agree to Xiao Yiqing's suggestion and go out immediately. Instead, he asked his apprentice with blood on his face in surprise, "Apprentice, what did you do?
What happened to those nuns outside who said you had defiled their master?
Couldn't what they said be true?
I asked you to argue with them, but I didn't ask you to mess with their master. This is so harmonious!
Don’t forget that we are monks, not ordinary people. What you do is an insult to Buddhism and a crime!”
"Master, I don't have one!
I died unjustly!
When did I taint their master? They are just talking nonsense, they are making head-on and tail-off accusations!
You're that old nun with a wrinkled face. I don't even want to look at her...
The thing is like this, didn't I follow your instructions this morning to go find those nuns to argue? I figured I couldn't just go in so rashly. I surveyed the terrain outside for a while and planned my escape route.
Rushed to the nunnery!
Didn't I go there very early? There was no one in the front yard at all, so I rushed directly to the back yard, and happened to bump into the old nun taking a bath in the big water tank in the back yard!
I didn't see anything, but I saw the old nun's shoulders, so before I could argue with them, the little nuns scratched my face. I couldn't see it, so I ran back.
A little nun was chasing after me.
That's the thing, when did I defile that old nun? If she is afraid of being seen by people and wants to bathe in the yard, I think she is completely immoral!"
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