It's about the secret picture of the Spring Festival Opera
Dou Yacai put in the effort to make this handbag because she wanted to hold something, something that no one could see.
After asking some questions last time, and after the old doctor and little Niba fainted one after another, she understood that this was ancient times, ancient times with simple folk customs, and people had not yet reached the stage of openly discussing private matters, so this thing had to be transported secretly.
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The clothes of women in the Liu Dynasty were mostly soft satin, and the cuffs were not as wide as men's cuffs, so they could not put many things in. A book was enough, so she had an idea and brought modern fashion to ancient times.
Come and promote it in the palace, maybe she, Dou Yacai, can become the godmother of fashion in ancient times.
When they arrived at the library, they happened to see Liu Huang coming out of it. The two of them were stunned for a moment, and then Liu Huang put his hands behind his back.
"Ahem, why are you here?"
"Ahem, I... came like this."
"Well, I'm leaving."
"Well, let's go."
Liu Hao walked around Dou Yacai and walked towards Jingyang Palace, but his eyes saw something he had never seen before on Xiaoniba's shoulder. He originally wanted to ask, but he thought about the tricks and Chunxiao in his sleeves.
, that’s all.
After listening to the conversation between the two, Xiao Niba thought to himself, what kind of words do these awkward princes and princesses have? They are neatly like a couplet.
"Dou Yacai, come back to the palace early and stop playing around."
"Oh, I see." She replied.
When Liu Hao was gone and out of sight, Dou Yacai ducked into the library.
The bloodshed, the fainting incident and the aphrodisiac incident that just happened have deeply taught Dou Yacai, the child prodigy princess, that her learning is boundless and her knowledge is infinite. Although she is a modern child prodigy, there are still many things she does not know, especially these men and women.
In fact, what Dou Yacai has not yet thought of is that men and women can never be learned in a lifetime, and it is useless to read more books.
Dou Yacai entered the library, and Xiao Niba followed behind with a bag on his back.
"Second Miss, why do you keep reading and reading all day long?"
Dou Yacai shuttled between the lines of the book, looking for the book she wanted with hunter-like eyes. When she heard Little Niba's complaint, she turned around and knocked on her forehead:
"You don't understand this, Song Emperor Zhao Heng said, 'A rich family does not need to buy fertile land, there are thousands of grains of millet in the books; there is no need to build a high hall to live in peace, there is a house of gold in the books; when you go out, don't regret that no one will follow you, books
There are many chariots and horses; when you marry, don’t hate an unscrupulous matchmaker. There is beauty like jade in the book; if a man succeeds in his life, he will read the Six Classics diligently in front of the window. 'You can get many, many things from reading, so, my little Niba
Sister, let’s study, ah.” Dou Yacai finished speaking solemnly, then turned around and stuffed her whole body into the bookshelf.
"I don't know anything about gold, cars, horses, jade, etc. I only know that the second young lady is stupid again." Xiao Niba pouted, really wondering how her second young lady survived the past twelve years.
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"Silly? What do you mean?" Hey, why can't I find the "Spring Night Secret Play" she wants?
"Why don't you dress up properly and communicate more with Master Six? Now that the two concubines are gone, isn't it the best time for you to capture Master Six's favor?"
"Little Niba, some women use rouge to decorate themselves, but only women who arm themselves with knowledge are the most powerful, because rouge decorates the skin, while knowledge arms the mind. A woman without a mind is just a glass of plain water.
A woman with brains is a cup of tea."
"Then do men like plain water or tea?" Little Niba said to himself, lowering his head and following behind.
Dou Yacai was stunned. She stopped. Yes, do men like plain water or tea?
"I don't know either." After a while, she said.
Dou Yacai thought about this issue for a long time before he finally figured it out. This was all the fault of Liu Hao, but that's all for another day.
"However, I know that Mr. Nalan likes the second young lady."
"Nonsense!" Dou Yacai looked around and lowered his voice, "Don't talk so nonsense in the future. Be careful that walls have ears. Since the aphrodisiac incident, Dou Yacai has fully understood that in this deep palace, someone will frame you at any time.
Sometimes you are still a very close person to you, just like now, she doesn't know how to deal with Xiaoyu.
"Oh." Little Niba kept silent and stopped talking.
"How do you know he likes me?" Dou Yacai asked after waiting for a long time without seeing her before speaking again.
"That day, Lord Nalan was drunk and ran to the palace, saying that he had written a love poem for the second lady. Fortunately, Lord Jin Xiaolan stopped him. Otherwise, the Sixth Master saw it and knew that Nalan
I'm afraid you will be dismissed."
"Is there such a thing?"
"Both the eighth master and the third master seem to know."
"Oh." Dou Yacai said lightly and turned around. I don't know what she was thinking at that time.
"Who is in charge of this library? Why is there no one there? How can I find it if I keep searching like this?" She looked around, and when she suddenly looked back, she saw an old man who was reading in front of the bookcase and was fascinated. She walked quietly
I walked over and leaned my head over to see what this person was looking at so carefully, huh? What this old man was looking at was actually "The Art of Controlling Women. The Art of Fangzhong"
"The way to control a girl is not to let the qi not be moved, and the yang qi is weak, so that it can be combined with each other. It must first be slowly blended, so that the spirit and the mind can be sensed. After a long time, the yin qi can be obtained. The yin qi pushes it forward and strengthens itself in a moment.
The so-called "weak and inward welcome, strong and urgent to come out", the desire to advance and retreat is now sparse, and the emotion is moved and stopped. Don't throw yourself high, upset the five internal organs, injure the essence and veins, and cause all kinds of diseases. But those who are cautious in counting,
All diseases will be cured, life expectancy will increase, and death from immortality will not be far away..." ([Please read the ancient text carefully, you can learn a lot, hehe])
"Old man, you are still reading this at your age. Aren't you afraid of dying early when it is described in such detail?" Dou Yacai blushed as she looked at these descriptions. Such an old man was actually reading it with gusto.
Hua Wuji was startled by the sudden sound, and the book page in her hand fell to the ground. When she looked at it, she saw that the skinny woman standing in front of her was none other than the famous Princess Dou Yacai? What happened today?
The sixth prince and the sixth princess must have made an appointment to scare the old man.
"Sixth Princess, please forgive me. I didn't notice the arrival of Sixth Princess. I deserve death." Hua Wuji quickly bowed.
"It's okay, I disturbed your erotic dream, old man, oh no, your dream has cleared up."
When Hua Wuji heard about Dou Yacai, Hua Lao's face turned red and her snow-white beard complemented each other. The red became redder and the white became whiter.
"I wonder what kind of book the Sixth Princess is looking for when she comes to the library?" Hua Wuji quickly changed the subject. Today's almanac didn't say anything about peeking at this pornographic book, so why did she get caught time and time again.
"What this princess is looking for is formally similar to the book you have in your hand, as well as "The Secret History of the Palace" and the like. The most important thing is "The Secret Play of the Spring Night". I must be very familiar with these books." Dou
Ya Cai stared at the book in Hua Wuji's hand and said something thoughtful.
"Yes, yes, princess, you are laughing." This time, his evening was completely ruined in the hands of this couple.
Hua Wuji had collected some "similar" books as quickly as possible and handed them to Dou Yacai. In front of the old man, Dou Yacai put the books into her handbag without blushing or out of breath.
Let the little mudbag carry it.
"Hey, where is the book "Pictures of the Secret Play of Spring Night"? Why isn't it there?" Dou Yacai looked through it and found that one was missing.
"This..." Hua Wuji looked confused. The borrowing volume of "The Secret Play of the Spring Night" was very good. It has been ranked first in the book library list every month. But now, can it be said that it was taken away by the Sixth Prince Liu Hui?
?We have already agreed to keep it confidential.
"Who borrowed it?" Dou Yacai's gossipy nerve was affected, and she suddenly wanted to know which prince, princess or general borrowed these, so that she could make fun of them next time she saw them.
"It's impossible to say, it's impossible to say?" Hua Wuji decided to remain tight-lipped.
"Can't tell?"
"I can't say it, I can't say it!" He said firmly.
"If you don't think so, the princess will make your knowledge of the art of concubinage known to the public. Oh no, I will write a notice. The notice will say, 'Hua Wuji, the manager of the library, secretly observed the art of concubine.
It can be seen that he is a master of magic and craftsmanship, so he asked the emperor for the jade seal, stamped it, and posted it in the most conspicuous place in the palace to let everyone know."
Hua Wuji sweated more and more, her clothes got wet, a cool breeze blew, and she shivered all over, sneezing...
This is all a cold.
"The Sixth Princess is merciful in her words and merciful in her hands. I really can't say that. After saying this, I will kill her." Oh my ancestors, my late emperor, what kind of evil did I, Hua Wuji, do with my old bones? I have to do it.
Being tortured by this little princess.
"In this case, I'll leave. Don't regret it, old man." Dou Yacai turned around and left.
"Wait a minute!" Hua Wuji wiped the sweat on his face and said, "Where is the "Secret Play of the Spring Night"? Maybe you, the Sixth Princess, will know after you go back."
Will you know when you go back?
"You mean..."
"No, no, no, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything."
Dou Yacai smiled, hehe, the uncle actually came back to borrow such a thing. Thinking of the prim and proper look on his clothes when they met just now, Dou Yacai couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Thank you." Dou Yacai walked out, walked a few steps and then came back, "Master Hua, how many wives do you have?"
O(╯□╰)oThe same problem comes again.
"Nine...nine."
"How much is the largest and how much is the smallest?"
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"The largest is sixty, the smallest is sixteen."
"Then Mr. Hua, please take it easy. Do you know what a method of death in this world is called? It's called 'death by exhaustion of energy'."
Hua Wuji finally realized what the word "sex" meant, and he swore that if he read any ghost books in the library again from now on, he would kill his wife!
Dou Yacai went back with her trophies, and she made sure to peek at Uncle Wang watching "The Secret Play of the Spring Night".
[Note: The painting "Secret Play of the Spring Night" depicts the emperor and his woman having sex in a private room, with two female officials busy helping next to them, and two maids with expressions.