Dou Yacai, you have to remember that you have to be a woman
Dou Yacai tiptoed to Liu Hao's study, opened the study door, and saw him burying his head in front of the desk, sometimes frowning and sometimes smiling. He was looking so seriously that he didn't notice his arrival at all. This sanctimonious guy, usually
He always lectures people with a straight face, but now he reads pornographic books so enthusiastically.
Oh my God, what are his hands doing? Are you going to "do it alone" again? After stalking Liu Hao, she already understood what the uncle meant when he said "I will do it myself" last time.
Already.
Humph, men are indeed all prudes.
Dou Yacai crouched and looked over from a distance, but was surprised. What the uncle was reading was actually "Zi Zhi Tong Jian". It couldn't be right. Could it be that he had made a mistake in his guess?
Impossible. Master Hua clearly means that "The Secret Play of the Spring Night" is with the Sixth Prince. He must have hidden it.
"What are you going to do?" Just as Dou Yacai was about to lift her feet and turn around, Liu Hao looked up from his book and spoke suddenly. She was so frightened that she trembled, and the handbag on her shoulder slipped down, and the books inside fell.
Come out and spread it all over the floor.
Liu Hao closed the book and walked to Dou Yacai. He raised his eyes and saw that Dou Yacai jumped in like a sumo and covered the book with his body.
"What are you doing?" Liu Hao frowned and looked at her lying on the ground in an octopus shape with her arms and legs spread out. She looked extremely inelegant.
"I...I'm sleepy." In panic, Dou Yacai gave the most unreliable reason. It seemed that Dou Yacai, a child prodigy, often lost his mind when he met Uncle Liu Huanwang.
She originally thought he was reading a book to make fun of her, and even if he saw her reading the book, there would be nothing to say. However, what she is reading now is a book about governing the country - "Zi Zhi Tong Jian"
, but she can't let him find out what book she is reading, otherwise, she, Dou Yacai, will always hang her head in front of Uncle Wang.
"Sleepy?" Liu Hao looked down at her in confusion, "Do you like sleeping on a book?" He simply squatted down and stood next to her, refusing to move away.
"...Yes, books are the best thing in the world, and I am sleeping on the best thing now, haha..." She knew that her silly smile must look funny.
"That's it, then let your husband lie down with you?"
"Uh... My lord, please go and attend to state affairs first. Just let me rest here for a while."
Dou Yacai, your IQ must have been swallowed up by uncle’s beauty. The more you talk, the more outrageous you are.
"My beloved concubine, I am not the emperor yet, how can you claim to be my concubine? If someone is interested in hearing this, they will think that instead of harming my husband, they will think that my husband is plotting rebellion."
Liu Hao was in a good mood when he saw Dou Yacai's embarrassment, and started going around in circles with her. She was always confident and brazen about being a super prodigy. She was so overwhelmed now.
It’s the first time I’ve seen it, but it’s really, really interesting.
"My lord, what you are saying is that my beloved concubine realizes her mistake."
"My beloved concubine is what I call you, how can you call yourself my beloved concubine?"
"..."
Dou Yacai wanted to act like she was silently asking the sky. She finally understood what "stealing the chicken but losing the rice" meant. She had already lost a lot of rice.
"My dear concubine, why don't you speak? Is it because your husband scares you?" Liu Hao's posture changed from squatting on the ground to sitting on the ground.
After thinking for a while, Dou Yacai decided to go all out, so she turned her head, stood up, looked at Liu Hao sweetly, stretched out her index finger and tapped his chin and teased:
"Uncle Wang, let's 'read pornographic books together'." [There is a TV series called "Let's Watch the Meteor Shower Together"]
Liu Hao's originally joking smile froze on his face after hearing such a bold invitation. He lowered his head and looked over. There were several books, "Su Nv Sutra", "The Art of Royal Concubine", "The Art of Fang Zhong" and "Han Shu".
.Yiwenzhi" and so on.
In ancient times, these were all naked and yellow, and the yellow was so dazzling.
"Okay, let's read pornographic books together."
I originally thought that Liu Huan would scold her angrily, saying something like how the sixth princess could be so ignorant of etiquette, and that a girl should learn some rules, and then try to teach her the future who had gone astray.
The adult girl pulled her back to the right path, but what she didn't expect was that Liu Hao ran on the wrong path like her, which made her a little embarrassed.
Liu Hao got up as fast as he could, picked up Dou Yacai amidst her screams, brushed away the "Zizhi Tongjian" on the table, and let her sit on it. Dou Yacai took a look, that
"Zizhi Tongjian" was opened, and inside the book was the "Picture of the Secret Play of the Spring Night".
Her eyes widened, no wonder, that's it.
"You..." Just as she was about to start, Liu Hao lowered his head and blocked her words with his lips. He lingered on her lips.
"Well..." He was kissed again, but this time, it seemed to feel better than the previous two times. After kissing for a long time, Liu Hao let go.
"You... are blushing?" Liu Huang asked, looking at Dou Yacai's blushing face.
"You're about the same..." Liu Hao's face was actually red.
"Uncle... your skills have improved. Is it because of this thing?" Dou Yacai struggled out of his arms, pointed at the naked man and woman with a corner of his body exposed, and said deliberately.
"Ahem...this...this is probably the damn eunuch Xiaoluzi who got caught in it, I don't know." Being caught on the spot, Liu Hao looked extremely unnatural.
"Yes, this eunuch Xiaoluzi actually watched "The Secret Play of Spring Night", damn it."
"Dou Yacai, my skills are really good?" Liu Hao suddenly asked after a while.
"Uh... Actually, I don't know either. There is no comparison about kissing. It's hard to talk about."
"Compare?"
"Yes, it's like eating. If you ask me whether mung bean sprouts are better or soybean sprouts are better, you have to eat them and then know their different effects before you can say which one is better."
"Is it possible that the princess of my dignified Sixth Prince is planning to find someone else to try?" His words were full of displeasure and threats.
"...It's just a metaphor, naturally I don't dare, I don't dare..."
"Dou Yacai, you must remember that you must abide by the rules of women." As he said this, Liu Hao began to move his hands up and down again. As he moved his hands up and down, he felt a little guilty in his heart. Could the child in his hands be too small?
No matter, let’s try it first before talking.
Liu Hao's trembling hands touched two places on Dou Yacai's body. Oh, when did the little kumquats grow into oranges? He lowered his head and lingered at the crook of her neck, which made Dou Yacai's whole body tremble.
Trembling slightly.
"Sixth Master, Sixth Master, it's not good, something big happened, Eighth Master, something big happened."
At this time, someone came to disturb me again. The person who spoke seemed to be someone from Liu Huo's palace. Liu Huang impatiently raised his head from the crook of Dou Yacai's neck.
"Sixth Master, Sixth Master..."
"Get out!" an impatient voice roared out. It was finally quiet outside, and he lowered his head again.
"Sixth Master, Sixth Master..." Just after a moment of silence, the unwilling voice came over again, and Liu Hao clenched his fists.
"Uncle, it seems something happened to Liu Hao." Dou Yacai reminded that at this moment, she had to play the role of waking up the fatuous prince.
"Come in!" Liu Hao shouted as he reluctantly hugged Dou Yacai down.
The little eunuch outside walked in tremblingly. Seeing Liu Hao's anger, he felt very uneasy. It seemed that he had ruined something good that shouldn't be ruined.
"What do you think happened to Mr. Ba?" Dou Yacai asked when she saw Liu Huang's reluctance to speak.
"Ba Ye was stabbed on Qinhuai Street. It was very serious."