After a few minutes of contact, Long Jinhuan also understood the personalities of Qian Long and Kang Xi. They were both talkative and bragging fellows. Their shamelessness made Long Jinhuan feel ashamed and ashamed!
However, Long Jinhuan always gets stronger when he is strong, and he really has never lost to anyone who is more shameless than Long Jinhuan. Before they even said a few words, Long Jinhuan started to play tricks on them.
"Oops, I remembered something. Fatty didn't introduce you two before."
"Jin Huan, why are you so surprised? Is there anything important that you have to say? Lao Qian and I are not gossipers, and we are not too interested in your affairs!" Kang Xi said while playing the game.
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Unexpectedly, this guy's tone changed and he said shamelessly again: "However, it doesn't hurt to come and listen. After all, life is so monotonous. If you have anything unhappy, telling it to make us all happy can be regarded as a way to spice up your life!
"
Damn it, before I even teased him, he teased me first. It seems that I don’t want to give you any shocking information. You don’t know that I, Long Jinhuan, am also a “shameless person”!
"Oh, it's nothing actually. I just want to say that I used to have a more personal nickname, so you can know me better by saying it." Long Jinhuan pretended to be nonchalant, but in fact, he had already started to set a trap.
Maybe Long Jinhuan's words aroused Qian Long's interest. He cheered up and asked, "What's the nickname? I used to like to call others nicknames. It's easy to remember and fun!"
Hehe, fun? The fun is still waiting for you behind! Long Jinhuan showed a naughty smile, but it was relatively hidden, so they didn't notice it.
"Speaking of this nickname, I still prefer it, it suits me very well! That's right, I used to prefer the color yellow, and I even practiced Tai Chi with both hands, so my friends gave me a very cool nickname——
Huang Taiji! Hey, he’s so domineering! Hehe.”
After Long Jinhuan finished speaking, he felt a lot more comfortable when he looked at the two men who suddenly looked fierce. "You guys, play shamelessly with me and I will kill you," Long Jinhuan thought gloomily.
Wang Erpang, who had been listening to Long Jinhuan's words with open ears, was the first to react. He gave Long Jinhuan a thumbs up and said, "Brother Huan is Brother Huan. Why didn't I think of that before? But Brother Huan
It’s not too late for you to think about it now, hehehe, they are destined to be their grandson and great-grandson!”
Long Jinhuan cupped his hands and said to Erpang, "You're welcome, yes, but I have no intention of becoming a grandpa." After saying that, he peeled off a lollipop, held it in his mouth, sat on the chair with his arms folded, and pretended to be courteous.
He handed two lollipops to the two people who were simmering in anger. When they saw that they didn't want them, he quickly took them back, as if he was afraid that they would regret it and ask for them again!
The first person to speak was Qian Long. He had to speak. Because he was so good at kung fu, his "seniority" had been lowered several levels. It would be strange if he wasn't annoyed that Long Jinhuan took advantage of him! He just heard her say through gritted teeth.
"Long Jinhuan, you must apologize for what happened just now, otherwise my sandbag-sized fists are not for vegetarians!" After speaking, Qian Long gestured with his sandbag-sized fists, threatening Long Jinhuan.
Of course, Long Jinhuan didn't like anyone else. He continued to shake his head with a lollipop in his mouth, and even whistled in his mouth. He was really arrogant!
At this time, Kang Xi also cursed angrily: "My ancestors, Long Jinhuan, you are not honest! You can't take advantage like this. Please apologize quickly, otherwise I will have to work with the old money to fix you and give you a new life."
The meeting gift!”
Long Jinhuan also knew that the joke should not be taken too far. Seeing that the two of them were showing signs of going berserk, his expression changed and he quickly changed the subject: "Apologise? I have never done such a technical job! But don't worry,
I can do something else to make up for it. When I first came in, I seemed to vaguely hear what you were arguing about. Why don't you all speak out and I will consult with you to see if I can solve it perfectly for you. Do you think it's okay?"
At this time, Wang Erpang, the peacemaker, stood up and spoke. In fact, he was trying to excuse Long Jinhuan. "Okay, okay, I think it's okay. We are worried about this matter! Brother Huan, you are smart and you will be able to come up with a perfect solution."
Solution.”
When Qian and Kang saw that Long Jinhuan suddenly mentioned the previous incident, they temporarily put aside the idea of teaching Long Jinhuan a lesson and first listened to see if he could come up with a solution that would convince everyone of them! If the proposal dissatisfied them,
It’s not too late to continue to rub and torture him!
Seeing that Long Jinhuan had successfully diverted their attention, he gave up and asked Er Fatty what happened, "It seems you are in big trouble, but good luck to you, Brother Huan, I am known as 'Wise and Courageous', I will definitely be able to
I'm here to help you solve your problems!" Long Jinhuan acted like he was the smartest person in the world, which made several people vomit, including Wang Erpang.
Wang Erpang didn't expect that Long Jinhuan would become so shameless now, but fortunately he had a big stomach and didn't vomit it out in front of Long Jinhuan.
"Brother Huan stepped in, and it was solved easily. In fact, it's not a big deal. Everyone in our dormitory is an elite, and everyone is a hero. But this creates a problem for us. According to our age, we can't accept anyone. According to
It is even more unfair to have their own specialties, so I hope Brother Huan can come up with a standard that everyone can agree on to rank the eldest, second, third and youngest in our dormitory."
Damn, these guys are really shameless, so that’s fine! But now that I, Long Jinhuan, am here, can this boss still run away? Readers who are not mine will not agree!
After Long Jinhuan heard this, he first looked at these three living treasures with a look of idiots, and then asked disdainfully: "Are you three still men? You can't even find such a standard, it's simply a disgrace to us men.
The faces of compatriots! First of all, tell me what standards you have mentioned before?"
Seeing Long Jinhuan's confident look, the three people thought that he must have come up with a perfect solution, so they didn't pursue Long Jinhuan's previous doubts about whether they were men!
It was still Wang Erpang who answered Long Jinhuan's question, "We have mentioned before that we compare height, weight, strength, running, high jumping, how much we eat, typing speed, winning and losing in games, etc.
, in short, there are no less than fifty methods, but I just can’t find a satisfactory method.”
After hearing this, Long Jinhuan shook his head. In fact, he had already cursed these people in his heart for being shameful. Damn it, they really demonstrated their shamelessness to the fullest. I feel ashamed of myself. You can tell by looking at these methods that they are ignorant.
If you conscientiously use your own outstanding strengths as a standard, it will be strange if you can satisfy them all! Unless the other two are fools plus two hundred and fifty.
Long Jinhuan pretended to be extremely impressed and said: "Today I have experienced what it means to be thick-faced and even thicker. One face is thicker than the other! You guys can't tell the difference even after you graduate from college! It seems that you can only
Tell me to listen to me."
Wang Er, Fatty and the other two men immediately listened to Long Jinhuan's opinions with a shameless attitude.
"Listen, we men naturally have to use the most manly way when discussing size, but what is the most manly way? Here are a few standards for your reference."
"First of all, how many girls do you want to pick up? Uh! You all look like innocent little virgins. It seems that you have no experience in love, so I won't mention this!"
"The second is combat power. Hehe, this combat power naturally does not refer to force. We are all smart people, so I won't say it out loud! But since you don't have a girlfriend, it's not safe to go out to find a wild guy, so this article has been revealed.
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"The other thing is that it's more important than being handsome. Of course, everyone has different standards of beauty. Just like me, the three of you may look awkward in the eyes of others, but I look quite handsome, so this is not feasible! And I don't care if I let you
Anyone who looks at him must be handsome, and you will definitely not be convinced, let alone forget it!"
Long Jinhuan said the third item very narcissistically. In fact, he added this item temporarily, just to belittle the three of them and elevate himself at the same time.
However, Long Jinhuan looked at the three people who were showing signs of going berserk at the same time and quickly said the last one.
"The last one, hehe, this one will definitely work! That is, who is farther away than anyone else? This is the most suitable method for us so far. I think even other men will recognize it, don't you think so, brothers?
"
After Long Jinhuan finished his last sentence, Wang Erpang, Qian Long, and Kang Xi all went up to hold Long Jinhuan down and shouted: "Long Jinhuan, you are so talented!" After saying this, they punched Long Jinhuan.
Beating and kicking them in retaliation for Long Jinhuan's previous disparagement of their appearance!