The reason why Long Jinhuan came up with such a creative standard to determine the ranking based on who peed the farthest was not that he couldn't think of a more civilized method! But he felt that as soon as this method was proposed, unless he thought he was not a man
, otherwise no one will refuse to accept this method.
Hehe, in fact, this is the common mentality of men. You can scold him and hit him, but you can never say that he is not good in a certain way. This is simply a shame and a big insult, and no normal man is willing to accept it! Isn’t there such a saying - Men
You can't say no, and women can't say it's okay!
However, if we take a closer look at the method proposed by Long Jinhuan, it is actually not fair at all, because everyone’s organs and tissues are different, plus the amount of water they drank before, the intensity of the urge to urinate, and height also have an impact, it is simply a terrible method!
But there was no way, even if they knew they would lose, Wang Erpang, Qian Long, and Kang Xi had to call Long Jinhuan's method clever without conscience. In fact, they despised Long Jinhuan in their hearts.
What an obscene and bad idea, it is simply an insult to politeness!
Since everyone agreed with the method proposed by Long Jinhuan, it was natural that there would be a group protest! So Long Jinhuan and the four of them went to the public toilet together.
Hey, who would have thought that many years later, the four brothers who would shock the world would actually use such a childish and obscene method to determine the size, otherwise they would leave a "good story" in the martial arts world - Long, Qian, Wang, Kang
, the four toilets are sworn brothers!
The method was obscene, but the result was gratifying. Of course, it was gratifying for Long Jinhuan. He just took the first place while urinating and got the boss seat in dormitory No. 1338! The process was very comfortable.
Relaxing and happy!
But there are also some who are depressed, especially Qian Long, who is quite depressed. His ranking is the same as that of his unlucky brother - the second child!
The second child is the second child. This is not the most frustrating thing for him. The most painful thing is that he, Wang Erpang, and Kang Xi have suffered a lot in fighting for the position of boss!
It turned out that Qian Long and the others felt contempt in their hearts after listening to what Long Jinhuan said. At the same time, they also thought of a way to deal with it. That was to drink water and keep drinking water! So on the way to the toilet, they stopped in the school supermarket.
Each person bought more than a dozen bottles of drinks and drank them non-stop along the way. When they got to the toilet, they looked at their bellies, as if they were pregnant women who were five or six months pregnant!
The inventory is sufficient, and the results are naturally not bad. Even Kang Xi, a skinny monkey, can reach 4 meters away in one pee, but he is quickly surpassed by Wang Er, who is 4 and a half meters tall. After all, fat people have an advantage at the starting line in terms of organs! But
Before Wang Erpang could be happy, Qian Long, a trainer, relied on his well-developed abdominal muscles to squeeze out a super high score of 5.30 meters! At that time, Qian Long was so stunned! He looked like that and wished he could go there.
When he applied for the Guinness Book of Records, Wang Erpang and Kang Xi couldn't help but want to give him a slap in the face!
But before he could hold his breath for a few seconds, Long Jinhuan, a guy who was a sure winner even without using any cheats, easily peed 6 meters away! After all, his body had been transformed by Wuhun Zhan Tianxin, and with the addition of
After practicing "The Art of Dragon Transformation" to further strengthen the body, Long Jinhuan's abdominal muscles will naturally become more powerful. How can they be compared to that muscular man Qian Long!
Long Jinhuan looked at the three people who were listless after coming out of the toilet, and comforted him very hypocritically: "Second child, third child, fourth child, what do you think you look like? Today is a happy day for the four of us brothers to get together.
"How nice to give me a smile! Look at me, how friendly my smile is, how natural and charming, and sunny!" After Long Jinhuan finished speaking, he grinned, but no matter how you look at it, the smile is a bit gloating.
!
Qian Long seemed to be very disgusted with the title of "Lao Er" and felt it was necessary to remind Long Jinhuan, "Boss, can you please stop calling me Lao Er? If you call me A Qian, A Long or whatever, they are better than Lao Er."
Naturally, we are much more cordial, and it seems that we have a deep affection for each other as brothers!"
"Oh, I understand, Lao Er. I will pay attention next time, Lao Er, I won't scream again. Lao Er, what do you think? Lao Er." Long Jinhuan said several Lao Er in succession,
I just have no intention of changing it.
Seeing that he could not change what Long Jinhuan called him, Qian Long shouted in great sorrow: "Oh my God! It's really a great sorrow in my life to have such a boss! There is no greater pain in life than this!"
Kang Xi echoed on the side: "Yes!"
Wang Erpang is quite loyal and speaks to Long Jinhuan, "Actually, the boss is quite loyal. You will realize it later. I can express this with my personality!"
However, Qian Long and Kang Xi obviously no longer believed Wang Erpang's words, and looked at him with contempt in their eyes. The meaning was very clear: Your personality has never been valuable, it would be strange to believe you!
Long Jinhuan pretended to be emotional and said: "Alas! You don't know how hard it is to be the boss if you don't want to be the boss! It's sweet to be the younger brother when you are the younger brother! Just go and have fun! But in order to make up for your sad young hearts, I decided to make a decision at noon tomorrow
Go find a five-star hotel outside and treat you to a big meal! If you don’t want to go, just say so and I won’t book his seat!”
Qian Long and Kang Xi, who were still depressed at first, were extremely excited when they heard that Long Jinhuan was going to treat them to a big dinner. They opened their mouths to flatter him. Qian Long looked at Long Jinhuan with extremely admiring eyes and said.
"Boss, your tall and mighty image makes you look like a boss. I believe that under your leadership, we will achieve brilliant achievements. Being a billionaire is an insult to your ability, and tens of billions is just the lowest level."
limit, so I will definitely follow you closely
I'll help you with your pace! By the way, boss, which five-star hotel do you think we should go to tomorrow? I'm not too familiar with Shojing. I might not be able to find a place that's far away, so why not go to the one closest to our capital?
How about that 'No. 1 Restaurant'?"
Kang Xi was not willing to be outdone and said: "Oh! I'm really ashamed. With this image and bearing of the boss, he has become like a leader. Before, I overestimated my capabilities and wanted to compete with the boss. I really regret it."
!If God gives me another chance to choose, I will definitely kneel down and worship the boss the moment I see him for the first time, and beg you to be mine.
Boss! Oh! By the way, Boss, No. 1 Restaurant is really good. I heard that their Australian lobster is the most authentic. Their abalone, bird's nest, and shark's fin are also very good. Should we also order a few? But the drinks are just
Don't be too nice, we are not very good at drinking, just order a few bottles of xo, it will also save the boss some money, it is a little thought from us as the younger brothers!"
Ma De, how come these two guys are so good? They are so quick to turn around and have no shame at all just to eat and drink. Hehe, but I like it. This is called true temperament!
Finally, it was Wang Erpang's turn, and he said slowly: "I have always firmly supported the boss, and my belief has never wavered! But, boss, for the sake of my loyalty, can you give me more tomorrow?"
I’ll order some crystal elbows, I prefer meat!”
Alas, Erpang is still the most down-to-earth person. He doesn’t order anything expensive. For this deep friendship, I will order more for him tomorrow no matter what.
Facing the flattery of Qian Long and the others, Long Jinhuan accepted it calmly without any embarrassment at all. This once again made the three of them see what it means to be truly shameless! And for Qian Long and Kang Xi,
He didn't say anything in his proposal. These are just small amounts of money to Long Jinhuan. As long as the brothers are happy, it doesn't matter how much they spend!
"Since your evaluation of my knowledge is very pertinent, I decided to adopt your suggestion and go to No. 1 Restaurant at noon tomorrow. You just need to keep your stomach open and eat and drink to your heart's content. Don't save me any money! Who will save me?
Who are you in a hurry with?" Long Jinhuan said as if he was a nouveau riche.
After hearing Long Jinhuan's words, Qian Long and the other three people didn't even start to nod like chickens pecking at rice. They had already planned not to eat tonight or tomorrow morning, but were just waiting for a big meal at noon!
Long Jinhuan saw that it was almost time, so he suggested going to evening self-study, "Okay, we don't have much time. As those of us with good moral character and academic performance, we must go to evening self-study! In addition, boss, I want to see my sister,
It’s my first time in Beijing today, and I haven’t seen her yet!”