Zhou Yun sighed, he was pushed to the top again, no wonder these boys can't pick up girls, their execution is so poor. "Vertex" novel ]
With no other choice, Zhou Yun had no choice but to go to the store and talk to the beautiful woman. If he was rejected anyway, he went home.
To be honest, Zhou Yun was very nervous, because he had almost never tried to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman on the roadside. But in front of his little brother, he couldn't be timid...he had to fight!
"It smells so good!" Zhou Yun suddenly squatted down in front of the table of the two beauties and showed what he thought was his most chic smile: "Is it the first time for these two beauties to come to this restaurant?"
The two beauties looked at each other, as if they saw a hint of surprise in each other's eyes, and then the long-haired beauty showed a bright smile: "No. We have been here several times before..."
"No wonder! I ordered a few dishes just now, and they didn't taste very good, but when I saw your... my mouth watered." Zhou Yun said shamelessly. The waiter on the side heard this and cursed in his heart. This bastard didn't eat anything.
How dare you say that the food in the restaurant is not delicious.
"Then what?" the short-haired beauty asked tepidly.
"Can you tell me your recipes?" Zhou Yun diligently pulled out the menu. The long-haired beauty was relatively enthusiastic and pointed out with her index finger without thinking too much.
"Thank you so much! Boss, please order a garlic steak." Zhou Yun naturally sat next to the two women's table and ordered food. Qin Zhi and the others were all looking away.
"That one looks delicious too. Can you tell me secretly what it is?" Zhou Yun approached the long-haired beauty and pretended to point at the delicacies in front of the short-haired beauty.
"Ha, does this count as stealing?" The long-haired beauty secretly laughed. Zhou Yun's voice was so clear that it was impossible for the short-haired beauty not to hear it.
"You're kidding. My name is Zhou Yun. Nice to meet you."
"My surname is Han, and my given name is one star."
"Cold? I don't think so. You are very enthusiastic and not cold at all... Wait, I think I have heard this name somewhere."
"Xiao Zhou~ No way~ Your old routine is outdated long ago." Wu Wenxuan interrupted. They had been looking for opportunities to break in, and now they finally seized the opportunity.
"That's it! How old is it, and you still say, "I seem to have heard this name somewhere before." Gong Cheng immediately understood Wu Wenxuan's intention and quickly seized the opportunity to appear.
"No... I really seem to have heard it somewhere. But I can't remember it right now..." Zhou Yun didn't look like he was lying.
"Still pretending, not every beautiful woman is like this." All the animals unanimously decided to use the corpse of a certain cloud as a springboard to pursue the girl without hesitation.
"You don't want to date us." Han Xing spoke frankly and sincerely. The short-haired beauty frowned slightly and immediately touched her under the table, as if to blame her for speaking too bluntly.
"Let's make friends. Nothing else!" Wu Wenxuan quickly sat down next to Zhou Yun and called the waiter to order.
Zhou Yun successfully took the first step, and then several animals came to warm themselves up. He took many steps in succession, and had a very pleasant chat with the long-haired girl.
At the same time, they learned the name of the short-haired beauty through Han Xing... Cheng Xue.
"Han Xing, Cheng Xue, the two girls' names really match each other, no wonder they are like sisters." Qin Zhi nodded frequently, praising the beauty's name for being easy to remember and sound.
"Hey, why do I still think their names are familiar to me..." Zhou Yun pulled a few animals. Not only was the name of the beauty familiar, but her appearance was also familiar. Have you seen her there?
"Xiao Zhou, please don't mess around... By the way! There are no drinks in the restaurant. Go and sell them outside the door. Bring two cans of coconut juice from the vending machine." Gong Cheng seemed to be dismissing a beggar and stuffed a few pieces of change into Zhou Yun's hand.
, and let him play.
They are a bunch of bastards who are heterosexual and inhumane. Zhou Yun cursed in his heart. If he could pick up beautiful women just by having a meal, there would be no such thing as a bachelor in the world.
Forget it... The adults have a lot, so I won't argue with them today. Zhou Yun put some pocket money in his hand and went out to buy some desserts.
Zhou Yun came to the drink machine at the entrance of the restaurant and asked for strawberry juice to drink slowly. It was rare for him to make do with the animals. Anyway, he already had four-digit beauties and he would never be jealous of just two of them. Absolutely not! Watch out! Absolutely not.
……meeting!
However, before the boy could take a sip of the juice, Cheng Xue followed him out...
Zhou Yun couldn't help but asked curiously: "Aren't you with them?"
"I'm relatively quiet." Cheng Xue approached the vending machine and ordered a can of strawberry juice as well.
It turns out that the beauty is the same as Xiaoyue Meimei, a quiet type... Hey! What is that...
Zhou Yun's eyes were very sharp. When Cheng Xue reached into the vending machine to get a drink, a silver bracelet was exposed.
Cheng Xue realized something was wrong and quickly stuffed the bracelet back into her sleeve, but she also knew that with Zhou Yun's eyesight, she could definitely see clearly...
Suddenly, a smile appeared on the corner of Cheng Xue's mouth: "See?"
Serious beauties don't like to laugh, but once they smile, they are more stunning than lively beauties.
Zhou Yun nodded numbly. At this moment, he finally understood why he had a familiar feeling towards the two beauties.
Oh my god! Seventy-two transformations of beauty! The Fairy Army usually follows him on his expeditions. They basically wear standard school uniforms or special combat uniforms, and they don’t have time to put on makeup. Today, after a little dressing up, they can be so beautiful.
That's right, the silver chain on Cheng Xue's wrist was one of the gifts Zhou Yun gave to the Fairy Army during the Chinese New Year.
"To be honest, I didn't expect Yun Shuai to go to an amusement park to pick up girls."
"No, no, no, I didn't expect you to look so beautiful when you dress up. I just said that your names are very familiar!" Zhou Yun suddenly realized. No wonder when he came up to talk, the two women looked surprised at the same time.
However, the girl took off her battle uniform, put on beautiful casual clothes, and put on perfume and lipstick. She was really beautiful.
The beauties who originally scored only eighty points, one in a hundred, can get full marks in an instant after simple dressing up, and become a beauty that is hard to find for thousands of miles.
Looking at the serious and pretty short-haired beauty, Zhou Yun couldn't help but take a step closer: "Ahem, so you two are my fairy army."
"What do you think?" Cheng Xue sighed silently. They worked so hard for someone, but he couldn't recognize them. It was really heartbreaking.
"You can't blame me." Zhou Yun seemed to have sensed the girl's thoughts, and immediately replied awkwardly: "After dressing up, you are as beautiful as a fairy, especially the small peach mouth with dark red lipstick, which is really tempting to force a kiss...
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"Stop talking, Yun Shuai must have a good time with us today. This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is something that other sisters only dream of." Cheng Xue couldn't stand the big pervert's talk, so she had to change the topic to protect herself. At the same time, she was very happy. After all,
Zhou Yun said she was very beautiful and hinted that he wanted to kiss her...
"That's right! Don't tell them the truth just yet. These animals hate me." Zhou Yun was deeply afraid that Qin Zhi and others would be heartbroken and go on a rampage to kill people if they knew that the two beauties were members of his fairy army, so he still avoided their sharp edges.
, fooling you for a while.
"You don't want the beauty, Yun Shuai must die. Right?" Cheng Xue couldn't help but smile again, with her exquisite red lips and peach petals.
"Yes..." Zhou Yun couldn't hold it back in the end, and the figure suddenly kissed the girl on the mouth. He unreasonably took away Cheng Xue's first kiss, causing the beauty to blush all over.
Zhou Yun should be lucky that since he gained the memory of the age of gods, the Fairy Army has been loyal to him, otherwise he would definitely be taken away by the police uncle for being such an abrupt beauty.
Knowing that he is one of his own, Zhou Yun will not be polite, because the Fairy Army's affection for him is obvious, and being polite will hurt the other party. Just like when he apologized to Mai Xiaoqin, the result was that the beauty was sad... (See Chapter 1021 for details.
:We are Yun Shuai’s fairy army)
Zhou Yun's unhappiness disappeared immediately when he learned that the two beauties were both Fairy Army girls.
The two returned to the restaurant, and the four animals were still circling Han Xing. It was estimated that the girl had a more cheerful personality and was not as difficult to approach as Cheng Xue, so the friends tried their best to please the girl. Only Ye Wen was relatively calm and took care of himself.
Eat your own delicacies...
Brother Xiao Wen didn't dare to tell the crowd that in just one year, he had found his other half, otherwise the guy who was attacked might not be Zhou Yun, but him...
Although the other girl is not as breathtakingly beautiful as the girl next to Zhou Yun, she has lived and died with him and shown her true love in times of adversity.
"Xiaoyun, you're back. Have you bought the coconut juice? The beauty said she's thirsty!" Li Hong valued sex over friends. In order to increase his worth in front of the beauty, he stopped calling him "Brother Yun".
"Take it..." Zhou Yun didn't originally plan to buy drinks for a few people, but after learning the identities of the two women, he thought the boys were pitiful, so he just treated them as an errand boy.
Cheng Xue returned to her seat. Han Xing obviously noticed something strange about her friend and couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Your face is so red. What did you do outside?"
"He knows..."
"Have you been recognized?" Han Xing was slightly surprised. He didn't expect his good sisters to be so capable.
"No, it was seen..." Cheng Xue pointed to the bracelet. There were more than a thousand people in the Fairy Army. They were mixed in the team. It was unusual for Zhou Yun to not recognize people for a while, not to mention their simple transformation today.
Makeup, rouge and gouache can make girls undergo earth-shaking changes, not to mention beauties...
"I see." Han Xing looked at Cheng Xue with a half-smile but not a smile: "You two must have done something, and you must tell the truth when you go back."
"We'll talk about it when we get back..." It was impossible for Cheng Xue to tell the other party in this situation that Zhou Yun forcibly kissed her.
"Beautiful sister, do you have any plans for the afternoon? Why don't we go sightseeing together?" Li Hong was lying in front of the dining table laughing, his eyes cuter than a puppy's orange. But there is nothing wrong with it, classmate Xiao Hong is like a young lady.
, a little over 1.6 meters tall, with a fresh and tender baby face, he looks like a junior high school student.
"Where do you want to take us?"
"Ahem, I have a suggestion. It is said that the haunted house in the amusement park has introduced new things. Why don't we go and have a look..." Qin Zhi opened his eyes and told lies. The haunted house did not introduce anything new at all, but only to seduce girls. He had to
Nonsense.
"But we are afraid of the dark." Han Xing deliberately teased a few people.
"Don't panic, as long as we are here, no monsters or monsters will dare to approach you." Wu Wenxuan said without any basis. Zhou Yun chuckled: "Yes, after all, the most ferocious pervert is right next to you, who else dares to approach you?"
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"Gong Cheng, kill that kid who talks nonsense."
"no problem!"
Gong Cheng wanted to show his mighty side in front of the beautiful woman and decisively grabbed Zhou Yun's neck and tortured the animal.