The so-called wedding banquet generally includes the following contents: speeches by the couple and their parents, congratulations from guests and friends, some noisy activities in line with local customs, plus traditional ceremonies such as handing over glasses of wine, during which the couple has to sit at a table
Go to toast, and some of the guests who have singing talent, like to join in the fun, or are thick-skinned enough can go on stage to sing a song - of course, it is best not to sing such as "Bitter Cauliflower", "Meng Jiangnu" and the like that will offend the scenery.
song.
Because of the thorough preparations, the wedding banquet went smoothly. Just as Cheng Peng planned in advance, some famous bad guests who like to make trouble with alcohol and play some vulgar jokes are all in bad condition today. Three glasses of wine
After drinking, they became dizzy. One or two of them fell asleep, and they couldn't wake up no matter how they screamed. Naturally, they couldn't cause any more trouble to everyone. [bsp; However, Cheng Peng still made some miscalculations - he didn't expect these drunkards.
After falling asleep, I snore loudly.
Fortunately, technology is now booming, and black technology is even more powerful to the point of cruelty, so Cheng Peng found the hotel lobby manager and discussed it for a while. The other party opened a soundproof box and moved a group of drunkards in one by one.
Turn it on to the maximum and let them sleep soundly on the warm artificial fur carpet. A caring waiter kindly covered them with blankets, presumably to avoid catching colds.
As for after the wedding banquet, they can still continue to sleep until they wake up, and then they can take the flying car home - the flying car has an automatic driving system. As long as everyone moves them into the car, the flying car will take them there.
They have to be sent home in one piece and the electronic butler will take care of all the rest.
Well, it's that simple.
After getting rid of these unstable factors, the entire wedding banquet was very peaceful. Everything was in order. It was lively but solemn, enough for the newlyweds to make it a beautiful memory that should be engraved in their hearts forever.
From sitting down at 6:48 to leaving at 8:58, the entire wedding banquet lasted for more than two hours. During this period, the newlyweds changed their clothes three times. Lina patted her chest and guaranteed that these clothes were made of high-end materials.
, the design is the work of a master. In the past, only wealthy families such as the British royal family or those at the top of the Forbes list could afford it. Whenever Wang Hu and Lin Lian appeared in new clothes, they caused a stir.
The guests' exclamations and cheers made Lina very excited. She worked hard to push her slightly barren chest as high as possible, which made Du Sanae next to her even worried that her friend would turn into chicken breasts because she pushed her chest too far...
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In terms of singing, there are quite a few talents among the guests and friends. Many seniors have resonant golden voices. Although the songs they sing are more traditional and not the kind that young people like to hear, at least they are full of momentum; and among the young people
His singing voice was even more outstanding. Wen De also brought his guitar up and played and sang several songs by himself. Although he was surrounded by many fans who almost had red hearts in their eyes, this romantic man was still cool and free at all.
He has not been affected. Whenever he is needed to accompany a drink or sing, he only needs a few words to get out of the crowd and accompany the newlyweds to go out for a toast or go on stage with a microphone to sing a song.
He went back amidst cheers... Such a graceful and graceful way of dancing really made a group of magicians or magic apprentices envious.
While Cheng Peng was presiding, he saw Li Wei gathering Zhang Channian and others to whisper, not knowing what to say.
"What are you talking about? You look very interested..." His intuition told him that any activity led by Levi was probably not a good thing.
"It's nothing, it's just a meeting of the FFF regiment." Li Wei smiled loyally and looked as if he was harmless, "By the way, Brother Peng, you don't have a girlfriend either, right?"
"I really want to have it..."
"That means it's not there yet?"
"That's right..."
"Okay! Then I announce that, on behalf of the 30 million single men in China, I will recruit you as a reserve member of the glorious fff group!" Li Wei laughed loudly, looking very proud, "Brother Peng, your joining will be worth a thousand dollars."
Personal fighting power!”
"Yes! In this way, the realization of the combat plan is already a certainty!"
"That's great! I'm a big fff team! This time I will put that heretic on the stakes and roast him until he's medium rare!"
Cheng Peng looked at these guys who suddenly became impassioned for some reason, and was silent for two seconds. He finally found the information about the FFF group from the depths of his mind, and frowned.
"Does the fff group you are talking about also have a name called 'Heresy Inquisition'?"
Li Wei nodded repeatedly and seemed to be very emotional: "Brother Peng, you are not like the legendary non-otaku! Even the fff group knows this."
"I understand, please wait a moment." Cheng Peng left without comment, turned around and went to the table where Shi Tianpeng was.
Shi Tianpeng, who used to be a Shaolin monk, but left the martial arts world due to ideological issues, and now returns to the martial arts world, was sitting in the corner of the venue with seven or eight friends. The dishes on these people's tables were quite different from others.
, much lighter, and there is no alcohol at all - for martial artists who are constantly pursuing higher realms, food and wine are unnecessary enjoyments that will kill their fighting spirit. They only need to enjoy the joyful atmosphere of the moment.
That’s it.
Yes, the people at this table are all real martial artists. Many of them have opened schools to recruit disciples. Some of their disciples are good at fighting - for example, Liu Yefei is the fifty-year-old martial artist sitting next to Shi Tianpeng.
Next year's uncle's apprentice.
It’s really amazing to say that even though Father Tiger himself is just an incompetent scholar, he got to know several martial arts masters because he helped compile a novel recording martial arts anecdotes, and he has maintained his friendship over the years.
With the exchanges, this time his son got married. Even if the teachers themselves did not come, they often sent their disciples or children as representatives. These people were often quite young and did not have much in common with the young people. The arrangement was not suitable anywhere. In the end
But it was Shi Tianpeng, who was also a martial artist, who came to accompany him and avoided the embarrassing situation.
Cheng Peng found Shi Tianpeng and told him about the unusual actions of Li Wei and others. Shi Tianpeng was slightly startled and asked: "fff group? Heresy Inquisition? I have heard of heresy inquisition. It seems to be a notorious name of the Roman Catholic Church.
It’s an outstanding activity, but hasn’t it been suspended for many years?”
Cheng Peng smiled and explained to him in detail: The so-called FFF group was originally derived from Japanese animation works. He was not very clear about the specific origin. He only knew that the characteristic of this organization was to oppose and destroy all interactions between men and women, and even to
Those men who have girlfriends are punished. When they are active, they will wear robes similar to those of cultists, with their faces covered. Their favorite method is burning, and their favorite prop is a sickle...
"Is this a joke? If there is such a crazy cult in reality, there is no reason why I don't know about it." A young martial artist who looked very capable said, "I am also a special police officer after all..."
This martial artist's name is Lin Shenhe, and he is a rather peculiar one in the martial arts world. According to tradition, his name is Liumen, and to put it bluntly, he is a member of the police. Of course, he is more well-known for his role in "
The funny title of "Lin Shenhe who never gets shot" in "The Great Adventure" - if you don't even know about him, the existence of this fff group will be very doubtful.
"It is said to be a comedy organization, but it seems that they are all very drunk today. I am worried that they will use the alcohol to cause trouble."
"So you want us to help keep an eye on them and prevent them from causing trouble, right?" Shi Tianpeng finally understood and couldn't help laughing, "These young people are quite interesting... what do you think?"
"Idleness is also idleness."
"Well, I just know what young people are thinking about nowadays."
"Lao Wang is just such a son. It's okay to cause a scene at the wedding, but it would be unlucky if the scene goes too far."
So Li Wei's fate was decided...
Because this last hidden danger was successfully eliminated, the entire wedding banquet went smoothly.
At 8:58, Cheng Peng, as the master of ceremonies, finished speaking the last line of the entire script.
"We all know that 'spring night is short.' This night belongs to a newlywed couple. The wedding night, the wedding night, and the time when the gold medal is named, the greatest joy in life is this. As the saying goes, the guest cannot take over the host, now let us give the time back
I would like to extend my heartfelt blessings to them with the warmest applause and send them off to the bridal chamber and embark on a new journey of life!"
"I declare that the dinner party is over. Thank you everyone for your presence and blessings!"
