The wedding banquet ended successfully. Cheng Peng asked Wen De and Chu Fengge to send the newlyweds home while he stayed to help the host family clean up the venue.
His move surprised the four old men and they thanked them repeatedly. Cheng Peng himself laughed secretly while handling the drinks that had been decorated with designs on the bottles. [bsp; There were not many drinks with added ingredients, Cheng Peng said.
Peng only used two assimilation adsorption balls given to him by Jiang Youping to clean out all the medicine in the drink, thus destroying the evidence.
After he got busy tonight, he had to go to see Jiang Youping and return the adsorbed medicine to him, because Jiang Youping was still waiting for a reply from Cheng Peng so that he could calculate the consumption and fill in the "Special Agent Usage Record" to
Ready for inspection.
Cheng Peng thought that the matter was completely over, so he was not in a hurry when he moved. He still had time to chat with a few old people and talk about some interesting things about Wang Hu and Lin Lian when they were young - for example, he grew up with Tiger's father who was slightly drunk.
It was learned that when Wang Hu was fifteen years old, he had a crush on a girl, and went to deliberately provoke others more than once. As a result, before he had time to confess, he was angrily stunned by the other brother's brother; he also heard that Lin Lian had originally
After marrying Wang Hu, he was still obsessed with some singers and movie stars. The rooms were full of posters of those stars, which made Wang Hu quite jealous...
It didn't take a lot of time to sort out, only about half an hour. After everything was done, Cheng Peng asked a few happy but slightly lonely old people to drive to Jiang Youping's research institute thousands of miles away.
It was agreed that the recovered medicines would be returned and relevant registration procedures were carried out.
By eleven o'clock in the evening, Cheng Peng finally returned home.
After a busy day, he only felt sore all over his body, which was more tiring than fighting someone in a big battle.
Although he always maintains a smiling image in front of others, seems to be full of energy and always has endless energy, Cheng Peng is only a mortal body after all. He has been busy for several days in a row, especially today, he has always maintained a considerable amount of energy.
I was very nervous and always worried about what accidents would happen, which caused a serious burden on both the mind and body. Now that things are finally over, once the pressure is relieved, the fatigue that has been suppressed will come back.
Sighing, he returned to the bedroom, threw off the uncomfortable tuxedo he was wearing, and tore off the tie that was strangling his neck. He didn't even bother to play the game and fell directly onto the bed.
"You look a little bad." et electronic steward said in a worried tone, "I think you need a good rest - I suggest you drink some hot drinks and get some sleep."
"Well, that's what I think - forget about the drinks, I'm not interested in anything else except sleeping!" Cheng Peng replied weakly, "I never knew getting married was such a tiring thing!
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"Then when you get married, you can keep everything simple. According to the law, you only need to go to the household registration office to register, and then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate. The marriage ceremony will be completed."
"...When I get married, I will seriously consider your suggestion."
Cheng Peng was lying on the bed, half asleep and half awake, when his cell phone suddenly rang.
Because he was very tired, he didn't even bother to pick up his mobile phone and directly asked et electronic housekeeper to turn it into microphone mode.
This call was from Du Sanmiao, and the content was to inquire——
"Master, why haven't you come to the wedding ceremony yet? It's very lively here! Everyone is waiting for you!"
Cheng Peng was stunned for a moment and asked: "Having a wedding ceremony? You didn't go to play games?"
"How can playing games be as fun as playing with newcomers..."
Cheng Peng was stunned.
Despite all the calculations, he still forgot one important thing.
According to our Chinese tradition, the end of the wedding banquet does not mean the end of the wedding. After the wedding banquet, there is the infamous "bridal chamber".
To be honest, this is really not to blame Cheng Peng. Although he studies history, there are so many historical materials throughout the ages, and the custom of having a wedding in the bridal chamber is just a very inconspicuous part. After being reminded, he can naturally think of it.
He got up, but thought in advance...this was really beyond his ability.
(Oops! If the trouble goes too far... Since I am the master of ceremonies, I have to make things happen from beginning to end!)
Cheng Peng jumped up quickly, and with the help of et electronic housekeeper, he hurriedly changed into casual clothes that were convenient for mobility, and got on the speed car and rushed towards the new house.
The tradition of having a wedding ceremony has a long history in China. Zhong Changtong, a philosopher and political commentator in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, recorded in his work "Chang Yan":... At today's wedding party, the stick is beaten to monitor the banter and the sweetness is used to entertain it.
Love, desire, and sexual immorality are revealed to the public, and private secrets are exposed among new tribes... This cannot be continued.
A simple translation of this passage means that people at that time would use some dirty jokes to make fun of others when they got married, and sometimes they would also make fun of other people's private parts... This kind of custom must be cut off!
Unfortunately, this custom is very popular among the people and has extremely strong vitality. It has been passed down from ancient times to modern times and has no intention of being cut off.
Having a wedding night and tossing the newlyweds is what young people are most looking forward to and passionate about during the entire wedding.
But this time, it was Wang Hu and Lin Lian who were tortured.
When Cheng Peng arrived, Wang Hu was holding the Bible with his left hand and his right hand on his chest. He was wearing a crown made of thorns that he broke off from nowhere. He knelt on one knee in front of Lin Lian and solemnly swore an oath.
However, his oath is really a bit...
"I swear, from today on, I only have Lin Lian as a woman in my eyes. No matter whether other women are beautiful, ugly, lolita, or royal sister, in short, I turn a blind eye to them all, and treat them as carrots and vegetables!"
This statement obviously made Lin Lian very happy, but the "Carrots and Greens" quit and clamored for Wang Hu to change his lines again.
"What are you playing at?" Cheng Peng asked in confusion, "Wang Hu has foam at the corners of his mouth..."
"He has been busy taking the oath since forty minutes ago, and he has already taken the oath..." Shen Qi smiled and flipped through his personal computer, "It's Article 74."
"Seven...seventy-four?!" Cheng Peng was shocked, "How can there be so many things that can be sworn to?"
"Well, a group of people over there are looking around for information that can be sworn in." Shen Qi raised his hand and pointed, only to see Li Wei, Zhang Channian, Xiao Xiao and others gathered in the corner, each with a laptop computer.
, was hurriedly searching for information, shouting from time to time, "Found it!", "We can have this!", "This has already been done...", "What a pity!" and other words.
Probably because they were so busy, they didn't even notice that Cheng Peng had arrived.
"That's what they did? No one stopped them?" Cheng Peng recalled it and asked doubtfully, "I remember arranging Bi Yong and Liu Xueji to help Wen De and the others maintain order."
"Liu Xueji has gone back. She said that sleeping late is the enemy of beauty." It was Shen Qi who answered him. Du Sanmiao was laughing and making noise among the "green vegetables and radishes", having a great time.
"What about Biyon?"
Shen Qi sighed: "He is next door, go and see it yourself."
Cheng Peng walked as he was told and saw poor Bi Yongzheng being tied up like a rice dumpling - probably because he intended to be loyal to his duties, but a hero could not win with both fists, so he ended up like this.
Cheng Peng sighed deeply, looked back at Li Wei and others who were full of energy and high morale, then looked at Bi Yong, the meat dumpling who was struggling hard, and then looked at the tired face reciting the oath with a wry smile, and then was scolded "
Not sincere enough, do it again" Wang Hu couldn't help but sigh deeply.
No wonder these guys from the fff group were dismissed so easily at the wedding banquet. He had thought that the martial arts masters were intimidating enough, but it turned out that these guys quickly moved in when the opportunity came up, and only targeted young people.
Participating in the wedding ceremony...
Your sister! They are all waiting here!
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Having a wedding party after the wedding banquet is really an unpleasant and depressing custom.
No matter how fierce the commotion is, you can't get angry, you still have to smile...
With all conscience, I guess many people at that time had the urge to turn against others and beat them up, right?
