A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and the dripping blood. His courage is enough to shake the sky, surpassing all fierce beasts, and making everyone admire him.
Well, the berserker-turned-Wang Hu has such power. [bsp; A little after midnight, a group of people stood in the cold wind of winter night and looked at each other.
"Uh... I have a question." Levi, who had panda eyes, raised his hand and asked, "Who pushed me forward to get beaten just now?"
This question is indeed very important, as it is related to whose head Li's revenge will fall.
However, this question is destined to have no answer.
"It was so chaotic just now, who knows..." Cheng Peng smiled bitterly and put his cold sleeves on his face to relieve the burning feeling, "I guess someone may have regarded reality as a game. Are you mt?
, if you encounter this kind of situation where the boss becomes crazy in the game, he will probably push you to the top."
"But reality is not a fucking game!" Li Wei looked angry and depressed, "In the game, even if Wang Hu goes crazy, I can still fight him a few times, but in reality, when he goes crazy, I'm not vulnerable at all! Look at me.
His face! Now I see three double images of everything! Are there three double images?"
Zhang Channian, whose hair was as messy as a chicken coop, waved his hand and said with disdain: "Stop yelling, you are not the cause of this!"
Before Li Wei could answer, Xiao Xiao, who was standing next to him, immediately jumped out and revealed: "Old Zhang, what you said is really wrong! I remember that at that time, I was shouting, 'If God can't kill Wen De, I'll kill Wang Hu'. You must be one of them!"
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"So I'm really innocent! I'm just here to join in the fun!" Phil, a big-nosed European, rubbed his red and swollen nose, grinning in pain, "Why do people who join in the fun get beaten too?"
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This question is really difficult to answer.
Probably because of too much pressure, when the clock struck midnight, Wang Hu, who had been harassed from nine o'clock to twelve o'clock, finally exploded. He roared, and regardless of the fact that it was not appropriate to take action on today's big day, he viciously shouted
He jumped up and pounced on everyone, his fists were as fast as the wind, beating the guys who were happily watching the fun until they were flying.
If this was the case, there should definitely not be so many people being beaten - at least Phil, who had been watching the fun from behind, had no reason to get punched. However, after Wang Hu opened his mouth, someone echoed the sound, and everyone was in high spirits.
The ground also waved its old fist and got into a mess.
There should have been no winner in this melee, but with the entry of bride Lin Lian, the situation took a turn for the worse - the female compatriots naturally turned to the female compatriots, so Wang Hu had several pairs of fans who were either awesome or not so awesome.
Boxing assistance.
So after a small-scale melee, Wang Hu finally kicked out the dozen or so men who were having sex at the wedding. Then with a bang, the door, which could withstand the bombing of a rocket launcher, was tightly closed, making it clear that the guests were to be thanked behind closed doors.
Of course, ladies are not included in this list, and neither is Bi Yong, the meat rice dumpling that the ladies carried out with all their hands and feet.
Except for the ladies, almost all the men had bruises on their faces and body injuries. Not to mention Levi, who was the most popular and the most hateful, even Phil, who was huddled in the back and concentrated on watching the fun, only cheering occasionally,
Cheng Peng, who always acted as peacemaker and hoped to control the riots within a certain range, was no exception.
"By the way, why is Wang Hu so powerful?" Qiao Xi, who tried to hold Wang Hu back, but was thrown over his shoulder and almost fainted, asked, "This fighting power is too much! Did he activate a cheat?
Has the combat power in the game been brought to reality?"
"I think it might be because of the delicacies that Lina brought." Cheng Peng pondered, and soon found the reason, "Do you still remember? He was quite kind before. But since he ate the food that Lina brought,
After using those things, something was wrong with his expression - I suspect that those things may really significantly improve a person's combat effectiveness."
At about 11:30 p.m., Sunny Xiao, who had left before, hurried back and brought what was said to be "the best delicacy her nation has passed down since ancient times that can aphrodisiac and make people extremely strong."
In fact, the former is goat testicles, and the latter is camel fat - both are fresh and slightly warm.
Faced with such "delicious food", even Wang Hu, who had decided to be shameless tonight, couldn't help but twitch his expression, and the bride Lin Lian couldn't help asking proudly, with "Praise me" all over her face.
"Sunny: "This thing... delicacy? Are you sure?"
Sunny nodded matter-of-factly, then in front of everyone, she used a knife to cut off a piece of camel fat that still had some reddish color, threw it directly into her mouth, chewed it for a while seemingly intoxicated, and then swallowed it.
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"It's a rare delicacy! If society hadn't developed now, I wouldn't have had the chance to eat it given my family background."
"Well... I have a question to ask..." Wang Hu obviously still wanted to struggle a little harder, "Which country are you from?"
"I am British. But I am not an Anglo-Saxon. My ancestors are Berbers who lived in North Africa and immigrated to the UK after World War II."
Berbers!
This mighty and domineering nation has always been admired by the world for its unusual eating habits. When Sunny said "I am a Berber", everything was decided.
So Wang Hu closed his eyes, frowned, and chewed the goat testicles and the piece of camel fat raw...
"...From that time on, his expression changed!" Cheng Peng clapped his fists, "It looks like those things are really powerful!"
"Yes, yes! Maybe after eating it, you can explode into five-star combat power in reality!"
"Yeah! Yeah! The reason why Mr. Bei hasn't surpassed the limits of human beings must be because he couldn't eat all these things in the first place!"
While everyone was talking enthusiastically, Cheng Peng smiled and took out a small piece of white object with a pinkish tint from his pocket.
"Although the goat's testicles were eaten by the king tiger, I cut off some of the camel's fat and brought it out. Who is interested in trying it?"
After saying this, everyone fell silent. Everyone looked at me and I looked at you, and they all wisely kept silent. The only sound was the whining of the night wind, as if it was mocking.
Li Wei and Xiao Xiao here are people who are quite familiar with Cheng Peng. Looking carefully at this moment, they found that although Cheng Peng's smile was still very kind, it had some chilling meaning that made people's hair stand on end.
Obviously, after the painstakingly prepared wedding ceremony was seen to have been successfully completed, it ended up like this because of everyone's nonsense. The master of ceremonies was angry, and not just angry, he was furious!
After a few minutes, Chu Fengge spoke first.
"You guys talk slowly, I have to go home, and it will take a long time to get to England from here."
Now that Chu Fengge has set off, Bai Yu and Sanni will naturally go with them, and these words seem to be a signal, reminding everyone that they still have all kinds of things to do, and in just half a minute they will
Birds and beasts scattered, and even Bi Yong, who was tied like a rice dumpling, didn't know how to escape.
Cheng Peng, who was still holding the camel fat in his hand, was the only one left in the open space in front of Wang Hu's new house.
"No one can beat me!" Cheng Peng smiled coldly and threw the two-finger-wide piece of camel fat into his mouth.
Chew, chew.
"Uh...Wang Hu is really awesome! I admire him!... Ugh! Ugh!"
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First update~
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