Name: Zhang Hengu. Nationality: Han. Education: high school. Political profile: Young Pioneer. Age: 23 years old.
Zhang Hengu looked at the form he filled in very carefully, and nodded and smiled involuntarily. During this period, he used his spare time to pick up discarded newspapers and magazines on the roadside. It seems that while gaining financial income, he also had a strong interest in learning Chinese characters.
It helped a lot. Holding this chart, no matter which angle you look at it, his Chinese characters are getting more and more beautiful.
Zhang Hengu read it fifteen times, left, right, up and down, and then reluctantly handed in the form. While saying goodbye for the last time, he suddenly discovered that there was something strange about the words in the column "Political Appearance". That
There is something wrong with the character "Shao" in the Young Pioneers. The character "Shao" has a twist. Is it a pinch? I remember that when I was in school, the teacher said more than once that it is written first and then pinched. But what about this character?
Isn’t there that one moment?
Filling out the form is a serious matter. If there are three or two typos in just a few words, it will be a big loss. Comrade Zhang Hengu thought about it for three seconds and finally added the word "less".
After a heavy check, I picked up the form and looked at the word again. No matter from which angle I looked at it, it looked neat and beautiful.
Zhao Hengu examined his masterpiece for a long time, and finally confidently turned the form over and handed it to the girl in charge of recruitment.
"Look, this is my watch."
The overly arrogant recruiting girl didn't pay much attention to the person in front of her. He looked like a dark, middle-aged alien, almost middle-aged and elderly, both in appearance and temperament - of course, if this kind of person still has temperament,
If you know this word - people like Zhang Hengu are only qualified to dig coal in a certain coal kiln in a certain village in a certain county in a certain province, and then be buried underground due to accidental accidents. The list of the deceased can only write so-and-so
. Any adjective applied to this person is considered wasteful behavior.
But when she took a thousandth of a second to look at the incomplete form, she was immediately shocked!
She stared at Zhang Hengu with an almost adoring look for a long time, until she looked at Zhang Hengu so hard that he seemed to melt from the earth, and then she woke up from the dazed state.
"What is your education level?" the girl in charge of recruitment asked the dark and thin alien in front of her.
"Education level?" Zhang Hengu was a little stupid when he asked this question. To be honest, I have never found out what level of education he has. He said he didn't graduate from elementary school? But he once attended a junior high school. If he said he graduated from junior high school
, but he actually attended the high school in the county for three days of study, and he also knew that the head teacher of his class at that time was a male teacher. Of course, in those years, people didn’t take diplomas seriously, so
He didn't graduate from elementary school, he never saw a junior high school diploma, and he only had a few days to attend high school. However, none of this was his fault. In Zhang Hengu's own words, it was entirely because of the word "poor".
Learned.
So can it be considered a high school graduation? Zhang Hengu has been struggling with this. He does not have the same graduation certificate as his classmates, but he has a photo of him with his classmates and teachers when he graduated from high school. Unfortunately, when taking the graduation photo, he
He can no longer name the male classmates in the photo. The names of the female classmates, including the name of the most beautiful girl in the class, basically have no connection with him. But this cannot be blamed on him, because more than ten years later,
None of these classmates recognized each other when they met each other. Even if they were once at the same table, he was just more than ten years earlier than others.
"It's considered a high school graduation." Zhang Hengu said with some embarrassment.
"Oh my gosh, it's more than that! I think you at least graduated from the Literature Department of Peking University." The recruitment girl said a little pretentiously, "I think you can't succeed in our position no matter what. You are too talented. At least you can get a job in Beijing."
Find a part-time job in college."
"This, this..." Zhang Hengu looked at the recruitment girl in front of him carefully, and he was a little confused whether what she said was true or false. But since she said this, she definitely had no chance here. Instead of
If you're talking nonsense with her here, it's better to go to Peking University and try your luck. Maybe you can work as a security guard there, and you can feel proud of your wife when you go home.
"Then, return the watch to me." Although Zhang Hengu didn't understand what personal privacy was, he still wanted to get his masterpiece back.
The recruitment girl had no intention of returning it to him.
"Well, you can't take away this form." The pretty girl put Zhang Hengu's incomplete form into her bag with great treasure.
Zhang Hengu doesn't know the rules of other recruitment units. It's just a piece of paper anyway. It doesn't matter whether you give it or not. This kind of paper is too slippery and hard to use as toilet paper, so they can just throw it away wherever they like. As for the paper, it's too slippery and hard to use as toilet paper.
Personal privacy, for people living at the bottom of society, tastes like farts.
In fact, this recruitment girl didn’t mean any harm. She just thought that such typos were funny and wanted to take them back to her boyfriend for appreciation. Then it was very likely that the waste paper ended up in a garbage disposal site. No one thought that with the development of the Internet,
So quickly, something called Weibo suddenly appeared. Anything can be posted on it, especially personal information, which has become a popular post. Since anything can be posted on it, Zhang Hengu’s masterpiece
Of course, there is no exception. It was this form, and this girl took a photo of it on a whim and posted it on Weibo. It was this Weibo article that was constantly forwarded, and it brought so much trouble to Zhang Hengu’s career. That was it.
A Weibo post brought this beautiful girl to the end of her life. Fortunately, at that time, Weibo had already crossed the ocean and came to China, but the recruiting girl had not yet enjoyed the benefits of Weibo, so she could still live a comfortable life.
Fortunately, Zhang Hengu became famous a few years later, and Weibo can still be bothered for a few years. Just like some experts from the Chinese Academy of Sciences studied the consequences of having mouse ears, the relationship between Zhang Hengu and Weibo is actually the same.
It is a topic worthy of discussion. I wonder if there will be a Zhang Hengu Research Society to carry out this topic in the future. If possible, the descendants of Comrade Zhang Hengu may be able to symbolically sponsor some kind of objects. Of course, all these sponsorships are for
In kind, and it will not go through the Red Cross.
People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. It would be fine if Zhang Hengu lived as an ordinary person all his life. Unfortunately, he had good luck all the way and had a prosperous official career. I don’t know which family’s ancestral graves were covered with smoke, but he made a profit. No wonder
Everyone who knows him wants to take a bite out of him. No wonder someone brought up his list to make excuses.
All in all, all in all, the fault is all on Zhang Hengu, Qingyan, and has nothing to do with anyone - it has nothing to do with the person who posted the Weibo, and it has nothing to do with the person who reviewed the Weibo. As for forwarding the Weibo, it is called watching, and it has nothing to do with the people watching.
People are irrelevant - no cross-province, no more cross-border travel.
At this time, there was an old man far away. His body suddenly trembled, and a pair of cloudy eyes glanced in this direction. Through the heavy fog, he seemed to see Zhang Hengu who was walking out of the sight of the recruiting girl.
No one knows what will happen tomorrow, not even Zhang Hengu, not even the recruiting girls. It seems that only God knows. But there may be one exception, and that is this old man who is begging for food. He is staring in this direction with great feeling.
He said to himself: "This kid finally appeared. The southern dragon has entered the northern sea, and it has to peel off its skin even if it doesn't die. The master said that I was lonely in the first half of my life, and I will only come out when I meet a real dragon. Although this dragon is not very good now
Wei Feng, I can only make do with it.”
This old man has a strange name, Calculate Ten Thousand. His name comes from his master. The master who calculated Ten Thousand back then once made an assertion to him: If he calculated ten thousand wrong, half of his calculations were wrong. If he calculated ten thousand correctly, half of his calculations were wrong.
.You just call it counting ten thousand.
Counting ten thousand, he pinched his hands and thought secretly: "In half a year, I will start my career. But I still have to travel thousands of miles away from my hometown. But every rice bowl is filled with porridge, and I can eat enough food."
It’s just good food.”
Please remember this person. Although he will not appear many times in the future, he is indeed a character throughout our book. The appearance of Ten Thousands declares that Zhang Hengu is the core
Important figures from the Zhang Jia Gang made a grand appearance.
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