One hundred and sixty eighth chapter fine nectar jade liquid
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, walking in the deep Prajnaparamita for a long time, saw that the five aggregates are all empty..."
Wang Chen was sitting in front of the Bodhisattva with his back straight and looking extremely solemn. The three of them kept chanting sutras for a long time in the smell of sandalwood, giving people a very realistic and illusory feeling. The atmosphere was really a little hazy.
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Master Xie Yue smiled and nodded. The most important thing in cultivating the Buddha's heart is not the appearance, but the sincerity. Seeing that these three people are at least doing pretty well now. Master Xie Yue continued for the three of them.
After incense, he quietly exited the hut, leaving only these three people inside silently.
"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, you can eat grapes without spitting out grape skins. That old monk is gone. What should we do now? I'm really hungry. I see that all five aggregates are empty..." Yaoxie slightly raised his left eyelid and looked at
While I was reciting sutras, Kenima’s sutras suddenly changed.
Wang Chen remained motionless here and recited silently: "Relics, all dharmas are empty. They are neither born nor destroyed, nor dirty nor pure, neither increasing nor decreasing. I am also very hungry, but this old monk is not
We know when we will come back, otherwise we send a person to find food, what do you think? There is no old age and death, and there is no old age and death..."
Yaoxie's body trembled slightly, and he glanced sideways at Wang Chen and said: "The Buddhas of the three generations, according to Prajna Paramita. I think it's okay, but who should we go to? It can't be done. I'm already too hungry. I'm hungry."
I almost don’t have the energy to recite sutras, how about we three make fists? It can eliminate all suffering, it’s true and true..."
Wang Chen read: "That's why we say the Prajnaparamita mantra. After saying the mantra, he said: OK, madman, come here, let's prepare to punch. Bodhisattva."
Wang Chen and Yaoxie had just finished reciting the Heart Sutra. The madman scratched his head and stood up, asking in confusion: "What are you two reciting? Why did I read it wrong when I followed you? Why are we going out to find it?"
Food, isn’t there so much food here?”
"Oh my God! Why didn't we think of it?"
Wang Chen and Yaoxie looked at each other, smiled shamelessly, and immediately ran towards Master Xieyue's secret collection. The lunatic shouted, "Holy shit! Shameless!" and hurriedly followed.
.Wang Chen took out some cooked food from the refrigerator. There were various types of cooked food and meat in endless streams.
Wang Chen pulled out an elbow and a chicken, holding an elbow in his left hand and a chicken in his right hand, and ate the chicken. Yaoxie and Madman rushed to the wine cabinet where Master Xie Yue secretly kept them. These two shameless Samadhi
When drinking, I don’t seek the best but the most expensive, so I just took out the 40-year-old Lafite stored in it and a bottle of ice wine with quite exquisite packaging.
Yaoxie couldn't help but sigh: "Damn it! I searched for a long time and couldn't find this kind of ice wine. I didn't expect this old bald donkey to hide it secretly."
The madman smiled honestly and said: "I really don't know why you like to drink red wine. I feel that white wine is more flavorful. There are no such things like this Nuerhong and Maotai in the market. This thing is more expensive than diamonds. Really."
It’s just one bottle less than one drink.”
As he spoke, the lunatic opened a bottle. He drank half of the so-called good wine in one gulp.
Wang Chen stared at the two drunkards quite speechlessly. He was quite helpless towards the lunatic. Wang Chen once asked the lunatic how much you can drink, and the guy just stretched out a finger. Wang Chen guessed that one bottle, one box
Du Nima is wrong. What this lunatic means is that when I drink beer, no matter whether it is white or red beer, I drink it all the time!
The three of them worked like crazy, and it only took them ten minutes to finish it. Then it took the three of them a few minutes to clean everything up. Yaoxie stretched out his baby from his crotch in a very obscene manner, and licked the ice wine he had just finished.
There was a tube in the bottle. Not long after Wang Chen and the others finished, Master Xie Yue walked in.
"Okay, if you persist like this, you will soon have the heart of Buddha."
After Master Xie Yue finished speaking, he nodded slightly. Wang Chen and the others subconsciously squinted their eyes, only to see Master Xie Yue running directly towards the game console. He played video games for a while, and then ran towards his wine cabinet. Wang Chen secretly
I didn't scream, but I saw Master Xie Yue taking out the bottle of ice wine from the wine cabinet with a longing look on his face, smacking his tongue with a sigh.
boom!
Master Xie Yue opened the wine bottle, then took a sip of it with his lips.
Wang Chen, Yaoxie and Madman all had their eyes wet with it. The ice wine bottle was no longer ice wine anymore. It turned into hot urine! Master Xie Yue’s expression slowly turned from red to bright red.
, and finally turned blood red.
boom!
The wine bottle landed on the ground with a crisp sound, and the urine was scattered all over the floor along with glass shards. Master Xieyue's hair stood up with anger, and he stared at Wang Chen and the three of them who were escaping, and his voice sounded like
He was about to spit out fire: "You three, stop! Who can explain to me what is going on?!"
"this……"
Wang Chen, Madman and Yaoxie looked at each other in confusion. Wang Chen calmed down and said slowly: "Master Xieyue, the three of us are preparing to go to the latrine. Master, do you have any advice?"
Master Xieyue glared angrily: "Advice? Humph! Do you three still need to go to the latrine? I think you regard this as my latrine!"
"No, no."
Yaoxie shook his head and said: "Master Xieyue, you don't know something. Just now, the three of us sincerely worshiped the Buddha. This heart moved the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva appeared in this world. I didn't expect that the Bodhisattva disdained the three of us but had a soft spot for the master's wine cabinet.
, how dare the three of us stop the Bodhisattva? After drinking the wine, the Bodhisattva said that in return for the good wine, he would give a cup of fine wine to the master."
"Jade liquid?"
Master Xie Yue raised his eyebrows.
"Exactly!"
The more Yaoxie talked, the more addicted he became and continued: "This jade liquid is taken from the Tianchi water, condensed into spiritual water with the magic power of the immortals, and brewed for 77,490,000 years. Then, the juice of the flat peach in the flat peach garden is used as the liquid.
The spiritual water condensed from Tianchi water and mana was made into a slurry, and it took another 99.81 million years to brew into this legendary nectar."
"The nectar and jade liquid tastes sweet and delicious. A mortal can ascend to immortality with one sip, become a real immortal with two sips, and can become immortal and die after drinking three sips. It is the most delicious wine in the three realms." Yaoxie swayed, and he arrived.
Then he pointed at Master Xie Yue at the door of the hut and said: "Master, you just destroyed this jade liquid. The small one said that you did not accept the Bodhisattva's purification, and the big one said that you looked down on the immortals in the sky and the Buddhas in the West!"
"Really?" Master Xieyue sneered.
"That's natural!"
Yaoxie nodded and said seriously. Suddenly he pushed open the door of the hut and shouted: "Damn it! The wind is tight, if you are still not satisfied, hurry up and get out! Are you waiting to have your anus exploded by Sun Wukong's golden hoop?"