Chapter 125 Wearing a Wedding Dress for the Monkey King
As soon as I said this, the three girls were speechless. Only Lei Tiandazhuang's eyes lit up: "Hey, you think so too?"
I nodded excitedly, and Lei Tiandazhuang pursed his lips: "The brothel is full, just because the lower body is lonely!"
Hey, it would be great if I were in Fuzhou, then we can go whoring together when we are anxious..."
"What are you going to do?" Su Qin's face was filled with anger, and she suddenly let out a cold snort: "If you dare to come to Fuzhou and give it a try, grandma, I will kill you with one shot!"
Lei Tiandazhuang was so frightened that he couldn't speak.
"Wangzi, you are not a good person either!" Su Qin was still angry and cursed with a raised eyebrow.
"Grandma, what kind of person am I?" I was a little speechless by them: "Besides, we are now thinking of ways to deal with the boss, who made you think wrong."
"Don't come here!" Su Qin didn't believe it at all: "Your 'game thinking' tells you that when you play monsters in the game, you will get anxious? Do you want to harm women?"
"Sister, do you dare not to talk about game thinking?" I was completely at a loss for Su Qin, and once again expressed the attributes of the Tongxuan Horse Monkey King: "You can see for yourselves."
[Tongxuan Horse Monkey King] (boss):
grade:???
Qi and blood:???
attack:???
defense:???
Special skills:???
Introduction to the monster: Sheng Ji died and King Mu was injured. Because the Tongxuan Horse Monkey knew about yin and yang and had extremely strong attacks, he was ordered to guard the mausoleum and was not allowed to leave even half a step. After that, ghost sounds continued to be heard in the mausoleum.
The Black Horse Monkey King became extremely anxious.
…
The boss' attributes were clearly visible. They looked at it for a long time, but couldn't see anything.
Finally, Sister Mu rubbed her smooth forehead and said, "Wangzi, you'd better stop being so secretive and tell me if you have any good ideas."
Everyone else looked at me, and I said calmly: "As far as I know, the Monkey King is the strongest among the monkeys, not only in terms of force, but also in sexual function. Only the king of the monkeys can do that.
Enjoy the female monkey, right?”
Several mm didn't speak, Lei Tiandazhuang giggled, and the reaction of the dead soul was relatively fast, and he understood it at once: "Damn it, boss, are you saying that the monkey king is restless because he can't fuck the female monkey?"
"Hey, can you be more tactful?" I rolled my eyes at this guy: "But... well, what you say is rude or not."
After receiving my affirmation, Lei Tian became bolder again: "I understand, what the boss means is to grab a female monkey and throw it to the monkey king, so that it can extinguish the fire first? Yes, generally male animals will kill the female animals after they are done with them.
It’s when you’re at your weakest!”
"Bah!" Before I could say anything, Su Qin beside me spat so hard that it almost hit my face: "Wangzi, what kind of bad idea is this?"
I was startled: "It seems... um... it seems like this idea is a bit obscene... Hehe, but I just said it in the meeting, the game settings are dead after all, there may be several options, but
This is the only and most suitable way I can think of at the moment."
"Wow, this idea sounds so perverted." Weiwei, who had not spoken for a long time, suddenly let out a scream, and then curiously pulled the dead soul to ask for his life: "Revenant soul, are you the same as you when you say Monkey King ML?
, it’ll be over in two minutes?”
Lei Tian Dazhuang looked at the dead souls asking for their lives in a strange way, I looked at the dead souls asking for their lives in a strange way, Sister Mu looked at the dead souls asking for their lives in a strange way, and Su Qin looked at the dead souls asking for their lives in a strange way.
Finally, we all shook our heads and sighed.
The dead man's face turned red and green, and he said anxiously: "Damn it...don't always use the first time as an excuse!"
Whole team: "..."
"Well...this method does have some ideas...but, well, since it was proposed by Wangzi, I support it." Sister Mu thought for a while and said.
"Wangzi, if you don't succeed, you are ready to become a benevolent person!" Su Qin also hummed.
"Hey, I've been seeing a lot of people lately, and it's also good to see animals." Lei Tian said loudly: "Hands, feet, and five limbs to support you!"
Weiwei: "I want to see, I want to see..."
The dead soul asked for his life: "I don't have any problem, but... we have killed all the monsters, where can we find the female monkey?"
Our eyes are all fixed on the souls seeking their lives.
"Damn it, aren't you trying to trick my baby?" The dead soul suddenly reacted: "Sister Mu, boss...I..."
"What are you doing? You just vent the fire on the boss, and it's not useless." I said.
"That's right, if the boss works hard and gets your female monkey pregnant, you will still make money." Weiwei also hummed.
"But..." The dead soul's face looked as ugly as it could be: "My baby was... rubbed by the sun. I wonder if this will spread out."
"It's not you who is nurturing your baby, so what's so scary? Besides, we are just trying, we don't know if it will work or not." I comforted him and said, "Maybe it won't work, then your female monkey will
No need to be ravaged."
"Hey." Really unable to defeat all of us, the dead soul could only nod helplessly and said: "Then... okay."
"Wait!" The guy from the dead soul reluctantly summoned the female monkey. Just as he was about to control it to approach the boss, Weiwei suddenly stopped him.
We all turned to look at Weiwei. Could it be that this little girl suddenly changed her mind?
"After all, this is still a virgin. You must not be sloppy the first time." The little girl searched for a long time in the package, and took out a piece of red cloth, and then said to Sister Mu and Su Qin: "Sister Mu, Sister Qin, you guys
Come over here and help, let’s make it a wedding dress.”
I:"……"
Sister Mu and Su Qin immediately became interested. Weiwei took away the dead soul's Gange dagger, Su Qin took away Lei Tiandazhuang's killing calamity, Sister Mu took away my fish shadow sword, and the three girls squatted on the ground.
He actually made clothes for the female monkey!
Ten minutes later, something terrible happened to us. The hair on the head of the dead horse monkey was braided into a ponytail with a bow tied on it. He was wearing a red gown that looked like a bathrobe. It hurt.
Su Qin even sewed a pair of underwear for it with her own hands!
The giant horse monkey, which was originally considered mighty, suddenly transformed into this human-like, monkey-like appearance. The dead soul almost cried as he asked for his life.
"Hey, this must be no problem!" Weiwei seemed very satisfied with her masterpiece and said proudly: "Let me tell you, red can best stimulate the desire of animals."
"How do you know?" I asked.
"Oh, I knew this from watching movies when I was in high school."
"What?" Revenant Suoming's face suddenly turned pale: "Oh my God, when we rented a room for the first time... didn't you say you had never seen that kind of movie?"
I:"……"
"What are you talking about!" Weiwei snorted: "I just said that I haven't seen the European and American ones..."
The dead soul asks for his life: "..."
"Okay, if you're crazy enough, let the bride come up. Let's see the effect." I was speechless by them. Isn't this a waste of time? Later, some readers said that the hard-working country and the beauty were cheating on the word count.
"Here comes the bride!" Weiwei put down her Yaoqin excitedly, fiddled with her fingers, and actually played the song "Spring River Flowers and Moonlight Night"!
So, the first wedding in the Jiangshan game started in such a painful way. Under the exaggeration of the music, the soul of the deceased controlled the bride to walk step by step towards the foot of the mausoleum, and we, the group of bridegrooms, followed behind.
"Hey, hey, after all, I'm getting married, can you give me a smile?" Su Qin was a little dissatisfied with our performance: "The wedding ceremony was like a funeral. I don't know what you are all thinking about."
We all smiled immediately.
The monkey bride didn't know what was going to happen. She walked upright wearing a bright red dress, which was as awkward as it could be.
When we entered the boss' sight again, I looked up and saw the Tongxuan Horse Monkey King halfway up the mountain staring straight at us!
"Squeak-squeak! Squeak-squeak!"
After seeing the Monkey King, it seemed that the bride also knew what we were going to do. The girl actually screamed and ran into the arms of the dead soul. She hugged his neck tightly, but she didn't even want to
release!
"Holy shit, what's going on here?" Lei Tian Dazhuang asked in a very vulgar manner: "Is it possible that...it wants to leave the first time to the dead brother?"
"I think so." Weiwei nodded vigorously and said, "This should be the end of the relationship between humans and animals in the new era."
The dead soul asks for his life: "..."
"Baby, be good, I can't bear to leave you." The soul of the dead forcefully controlled the bride to get off her body, pointed to the mountainside and said: "Go, go sleep with that guy, if you can drain him of all his semen, you will die.
, Brother will definitely treat you well in the future."
I:"……"
After all, the dead soul was controlling her. Even though she was unwilling in every possible way, she had no choice but to climb up the tomb, turning back one step at a time.
The monkey is much faster than me. Although it is inconvenient to wear clothes, in the blink of an eye, we have reached our destination.
We all took a deep breath and stared at the mountainside without blinking.
"Zhichichichi—" A second later, a harsh monkey call came from halfway up the mountain. When we looked again, we found that the bride was trembling with fear when she didn't know it, and she knelt in front of the monkey king without even her head.
Dare to lift it up!
"Huh?" The dead soul frowned: "Why don't you obey the control?"
"Well, maybe the monkey king can't stay away from the entrance of the cave. As time goes by, his authority declines. Those female monkeys mess around with other monkeys in the group, which makes them unhappy," I said.
"Go away, you're just talking nonsense." Su Qin rolled her eyes at me.
"Ouch——"
Before Su Qin finished speaking, a long and sad cry suddenly came from the mountainside. We hurriedly looked carefully, but it was the monkey king who stood up, tore the bride's clothes apart with his sharp claws, and fiercely tore the bride's clothes apart.
It fell to the ground!
To be honest, [contributing female monkey] was just a possibility that I guessed at the last moment. I didn’t have much hope at first, but now I saw that the monkey king really pushed the female monkey down, which made me feel a little bit sick.
As for others, their eyes dropped to the ground.
Only Weiwei's little face turned red with excitement: "Oh, Revenant, it's the same as the first time we did it, it's also from the back!"
