I don’t want to talk about the next scene. I can’t describe what I saw. Even if I could describe it, you wouldn’t be able to imagine it.
Anyway, the Tongxuan Horse Monkey is definitely a macho man, oh, a ferocious monkey. After pushing the female monkey down, his whole body pressed hard on her, causing the female monkey to howl and cry for father and mother.
We didn't have much, except for the dead soul who was asking for his life, his face was pale, and he said with tears: "Mary (the female monkey's new name), for the party and the country, you have been wronged... Don't worry, the party and the country will not
Your contribution to the people will be forgotten!"
"Ouch——"
A minute later, Tongxuan Monkey King let out a long cry that made the hair on his body stand up, and got off the female monkey.
"Is this the end?" Weiwei was an absolute strongman: "It's only been less than a minute, it's worse than a dead soul!"
"Ouch——"
It seemed that the Malaysian Monkey King wanted to prove that he was strong. After roaring again, he hugged the female monkey with his paws, placed it on the stone, and pressed it on her again.
I was dumbfounded when I saw it. I turned on the Internet in the game, and some of my doubts were finally answered: male monkeys have short penises to avoid the backflow of semen. Most of the mating postures are in the rear position, the time is short, and the times are relatively frequent.
After I showed this message to everyone, no one else said anything. Weiwei was so excited that she kicked the dead soul to death: "Look, although the time is short, the times are many. How is it like you?
It takes three hours of rest at a time, which is boring."
"Weiwei, I beg you, can you stop talking nonsense?" Revenant Suo Ming completely collapsed: "You compare me to a monkey, but there are so many people here, at least you can save some face for me!
"
"What's the point?" Weiwei said nonchalantly: "Sister Mu, Sister Su, and Boss Wangqing are all our own, what can they hide? As for Uncle Lei Tian, it doesn't matter. Anyway, he is so old, he will forgive us Tong.
Talk without restraint."
Lei Tiandazhuang: "Sister, the Yin family is really still young."
I felt aversion to cold and had goosebumps everywhere.
"Actually... I think we are really evil." Weiwei didn't care about the dead souls asking for their lives. Seeing the Malaysian Monkey King suppressing the female monkey again, she said with a sigh.
I really couldn't figure out this little girl, so I subconsciously asked: "How do you say this?"
"Don't you think the big horse monkey is pitiful?" Weiwei looked at us seriously, and then explained to us: "We came up with such a crooked idea, and the big horse monkey can only feel comfortable for a while. If I had known this trick would work
If it makes sense, why not let the dead soul come up and teach him how to masturbate."
The dead soul asked for his life: "Ancestor, can you shut up?"
Weiwei shook her head in distress: "Hey, okay, okay, let's not talk about it. As the saying goes, if you teach someone 13, you will only enjoy it for one day, but if you teach someone to touch it, you will benefit for life!"
The whole team fainted.
It is said that the Monkey King of Malaysia has been holding back for thousands of years, and he will not solve it by himself as Weiwei said, so this guy is really going to be incredible. Although it is only a short minute each time, but it is not a complete 20 minutes.
Stop.
At the beginning, the female monkey was still chirping and humming. After fifteen minutes, she could only pant and pant. Near twenty minutes, she was like a puddle of mud, letting the monkey king toss her around.
Not to mention the wedding dress she was wearing, it had been caught in pieces and floated away in the wind.
"Revenant, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Revenant's face looked a little strange, I asked.
"Boss... the female monkey... the female monkey's energy and blood have bottomed out..." the dead soul said with a grimace.
"Holy shit, is there such a thing?" I was also very surprised. Could it be that the female monkey couldn't bear the kindness of the monkey king and died?
"Ouch -" Just as he was saying this, the monkey king let out another long and feeble howl, kicked the female monkey away, and lay on the ground breathing heavily.
bite!
System prompt: [Tongxuan Horse Monkey King] eliminates the anxiety period due to excessive indulgence, and falls into the [fatigue period], and the attack and defense are reduced by 100% within five minutes!
…
"It's done!" My hanging heart suddenly dropped into my stomach, and I rushed up to the mausoleum with my thunder gun deployed, Yue Ying Xing Shi Shi, and shouted: "Brothers, avenge the mother monkey, kill that
Robbery the souls of the monkeys!"
Lei Tiandazhuang was also very excited: "Get rid of harm for the people, get rid of harm for the people!"
The slogan of the dead souls asking for their lives is more domineering: "Give me back my mother monkey, give me back my mother monkey!"
We three shameless guys, under the guise of "doing justice for heaven", rushed up the mountainside screaming, using thunder guns, killing robbers, and fighting daggers, and one after another skills hit those who had no power to resist.
On the boss, it didn't take three minutes at all. The Tongxuan Monkey King who had just had a good time spit out blood foam from his mouth, and gloriously turned into a lot of experience.
Although no equipment was revealed, the gold coins all over the floor and the experience that at least everyone had gained a level made us feel very happy.
This time it was our team's output. I got not much more experience than them, which barely allowed me to reach 45. Looking at it now, the first batch of backbones in Allure Hotel are all 40+, although they are still far behind the top experts.
, but I am quite content in my heart. After all, no one can become fat in one bite.
"Weiwei, there are 121 gold coins in total. You keep the account and I will change the money." Sister Mu's dignified Qingcheng boss was like a miser, picking up every gold coin on the ground.
"Boss, what's going on?" The dead soul pointed at the ravaged female monkey and said, "It still has a little energy and blood, and it's not dead yet, but I can't add more blood to it...
…”
I turned my head and took a look. The two legs of the big female monkey were almost bent to 180 degrees, and they seemed to have been fractured. There seemed to be some blood seeping out between the legs... Sweat, I can't look at it, it's too evil.
"Hey, is there any prompt from the system?" This is the first time I have encountered this situation.
"No." The dead soul scratched his head in distress.
"You don't know this?" After this battle, Su Qin had a deep recognition of my "game thinking" and analyzed it carefully: "According to my analysis, this female monkey is under the age of 10 and has not been treated by human beings. Oh
, I haven’t done anything about monkeys, and I met a big pervert like the Monkey King, and I fainted from being fucked.”
It's over, the dead souls and I were both speechless. Especially me, why do I feel that... except for Sister Mu, everyone in the team I formed has become obscene?
"Can you put it back into the spirit beast cage?" I asked without daring to answer Su Qin's words.
"Can."
"Then just keep it first, check it in two days, and then throw it away if it doesn't work." I didn't have any good ideas.
After cleaning the battlefield, I checked the time. It was already 6:45 since we went online, chatting and watching monkey sex. Time flies.
It's really not fast for me to level up after taking so long, but I can't help it for Qingcheng.
"Sister Su, what's the next prompt for the mission?" After all, it's not my mission, so I asked.
"Enter Shengji Mausoleum and rescue the trapped Orion." Su Qin said hesitantly: "But... I don't know why, after killing the Monkey King, the difficulty of the task became floating, 300-1300."
"Well, this should be a choice mission." I explained to Su Qin: "That is to say, when we rescue people later, maybe the boss will give us a choice. If we choose the right one, the task difficulty will be 300. If we choose the wrong one, the mission difficulty will be 300.
Now, the difficulty level is 1300, or even higher.”
This mission was just like when I killed Honolulu. If I didn't follow the rules of the system, I would be beaten like a grandson. At least I got Wang Daoling's approval by some strange combination, so I completed the mission.
In fact, when I killed Wang Daoling, the task difficulty had already changed to 10.
"So that's it." Sister Su nodded in understanding, clasped her hands on top of 36e, and asked, "Then how do we make a decision?"
"Hey, sister, I don't know what the situation is now, how can I know how to make a decision?" I was so depressed.
"Hey, aren't you the almighty king of Jiangshan Games? You don't know this?" Su Qin hit me rudely: "Use your 'game thinking' and think about it!"
I:"……"
"Forget it, whatever you say." What can I do to Su Qin? I can only say helplessly: "Usually such missions involve humanoid monsters with high experience and high explosion rate, but they are also extremely abnormal and testing.
It’s a player’s comprehensive ability. Anyway, you have to be careful when encountering a boss and never be careless.”
After giving them a few instructions, I took the lead and the system prompts echoed in my ears:
bite!
System prompt: You have entered the mission copy [Shengji Mausoleum]!
What comes into view is a deep downward passage. The corridor is pitch black. From time to time, a sinister wind blows up, accompanied by bursts of ghostly howling sounds. Occasionally there is a flash of phosphorescence in the distance. The sound of water drops coming from nowhere is heard.
The setting here is extremely weird.
"Wangzi!" Sister Mu had never seen such a scene before, and she called softly.
"Don't be afraid, it's just a game." I swallowed and exhaled a burst of energy. Suddenly, the silver light from the thunder gun burst out, illuminating a large space.
"Hey, the thunder gun is really good. It can fight and illuminate." Lei Tiandazhuang said with a smile.
If he didn't mention it, I would have forgotten that as the level continues to increase, speaking of... well, the Thunder Gun can no longer keep up with my level needs.
But after all, it is four-star equipment, and it also comes with such a powerful skill as Ben Lei. For me to throw it away... I am still a little reluctant to part with it.
The passage was very long, and after we walked for almost ten minutes, we finally saw an open space in front of us. The surroundings were still dark, and it seemed to have reached below the horizon.
"Click." I tentatively stepped forward, but it seemed as if I stepped on something, and there was a crisp sound under my feet.
"Aowu!"
Before I had time to see it clearly, the ghostly screams of howling and owling were heard all over the map, and a skeleton on the ground, covered in white and with phosphorus and will-o'-the-wisps flashing in its head, suddenly stood up and reached out to grab Su Qin's cheek!
