w Yun Ye got up very early and squatted by the stream to clean his teeth with willow branches. The morning fog in the mountains was very thick and wrapped around him with a cool feeling. Like a horse, he put his mouth to the water and took a long sip of water.
He gurgled twice in his throat, then sprayed it out with all his strength, dispersing the water mist in the sky. He always saw Li Shi doing this. After finishing a painting, he took a sip of water, raised his neck and sprayed it out.
The water mist dyed the thick ink, giving off a smudged effect, which made me very proud.
The paintings of the Tang Dynasty mostly focused on human figures, and the protagonists were always painted very large, with a posture of overwhelming others. This is the case in "The Emperor's Night Banquet". When Li Er showed off this painting by Yan Liben to him, he felt
Yun Ye's anger didn't come from anywhere. Lao Yan, a flatterer, painted Li Er as powerful, Feng An as imposing, and Fang Xuanling as wise. When Yun Ye arrived, he became a
The insignificant passerby A, who is only half as tall as Li Er and only half as wide, is chewing a crab, and there is a beautiful little girl behind him who keeps poking his back. How obscene, how obscene.
He asked Li Er to give him this painting so that he could hang it up and worship it morning and night when he got home. Li Er's answer was only one word, get lost. He knew very well that with Yun Ye's narrow-mindedness, it would be damned if this painting could see the light of day.
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When he got home, Yun Ye invited Li Shi over. He wanted to ask him to draw a picture of "The Emperor's Night Banquet". He didn't need to be exaggerated, but just wanted to express the scene correctly. Li Shi was now his uncle and was easy to talk to. Click to find Yun
Ye described painting as soon as he picked up the pen. As soon as the painting was completed, Yun Ye tore it up in anger. It was no different from Yan Liben's painting. Yun Ye was only more obscene and even worse than Yan Liben's painting.
Li Shi was naturally furious and grabbed Yun Ye and was about to take action. However, his aunt persuaded him to stop him. Yun Ye was so angry that he decided to paint by himself, using ink, so that these bumpkins could see the famous ink painting. He looked out the window and stretched his head to look at Yun Ye.
Just draw a picture of prosperity and prosperity. It takes half an hour to complete. When you take out the seal, it should be on top. It is called "Picture of BMW, Good Fortune and Prosperity".
Wangcai took a look at it and was very satisfied. Unexpectedly, Li Shi jumped out. He was holding a bamboo board and wanted to beat Yun Ye. He refused to listen to anyone's advice. He took Yun Ye's masterpiece and said to grandma: "Is this a horse? I
Look, it's a pig, and the horse's ears look like cattail fans?" After saying that, he started to beat him again, and also said that he would fulfill his responsibilities as an elder.
As he was talking, he suddenly shut up. He picked up a brush and started drawing according to the shape of Wangcai. He used ink all the time, but it was different shades. After finishing the drawing, he always felt something was wrong and a bit stiff. He drew Yun who was drinking water.
Ye pulled him over and asked him to see what was wrong. Although Yun Ye was not good at painting, his vision was first-rate.
The picture of prosperous wealth drawn on the white paper was so lifelike that Yun Ye was so shocked that he squirted out water. Some water mist fell on the painting. Li Shi wanted to strangle Yun Ye to death. This painting was very important to him.
, as long as the minor problems are removed, you can start a sect, but Yun Ye ruined it with just a sip of water.
He suppressed his anger and closed his eyes to recuperate, but he heard his aunt scream and drag him to the painting. When he opened his eyes, he saw that the "Picture of Prosperous Wealth" that he thought had been destroyed long ago became vivid and the color changed.
It looks much softer.
Thinking of this, Yun Ye felt proud. He had inadvertently mastered the secret of painting. Li Shi's face was as ugly as it was. Grandma hugged Yun Ye and kissed her. Her sweet grandson was more troublesome than others.
The boy will make trouble.
Feeling proud, Yun Ye decided to take another sip. Just as he was about to drink water, he found a horse's head coming over to drink together. He wanted to drive it away but found that it was Wangcai. It didn't matter. The two brothers drank water together. Yun Ye's energy was not Wangcai.
His body is long, and his mouth is not as big as other people's. Naturally, it doesn't take him as long to absorb water as Wangcai Chang. He took a big gulp of water, sprayed it out, and then felt the mist filling. It was so comfortable. Wangcai didn't have this function.
Snack your nose twice to show your appreciation.
"I finally know where the bad habits of Wangcai come from. They are all evil, lazy, greedy, and it turns out the roots are with you." Shan Ying Qingyue's voice came over. This bastard has never known what it means to be polite.
Yun Ye then turned around and found that there were many people standing by the river. Xin Yue's head was in his arms. Cheng Chumo, Niu Jinghu and others were all stunned, and their wives were full of gossip. The servants and maids turned their heads to the side.
Pretending to be nonchalant.
"Hasn't such beautiful scenery cleansed the hearts of you ordinary people? Seeing the mountains and playing in the water is not in vain. If we can't open our minds and enjoy the fun of the mountains and rivers, everything will look like Chang'an.
, just stay in Chang'an, why bother traveling around."
When encountering something embarrassing, you must make others more embarrassed than yourself. Only in this way can everyone stand on the same starting line, so that communication can continue. The art of war has this saying: when the enemy advances, we retreat, when the enemy retreats, we harass, when the enemy tires, we
Fight, sincerity is a golden and good word.
Sure enough, first of all, the servants and maids were won over by Yun Ye, and they all looked at Yun Ye with admiring eyes. This is a master. My Lord Marquis has always been a master. He looked at the Cheng family and the Niu family next to him with contempt.
Servant, how can such profound knowledge be understood by ordinary people like you two? We have only received a little enlightenment after following the Marquis for many years.
As the newly promoted Hou Ye Changshou, Yun San was naturally more influenced. He lay on the water and took a sip of water. In front of everyone, he looked up to the sky and sprayed water mist all over the sky. Then he stood in the mist and enjoyed the softness.
Cool and really comfortable.
When the water mist dissipated, Yun San screamed with joy and couldn't wait to lie down to drink water again. This time, there were more people lying on the water to drink water. For a while, the side of the stream was full of water mist, and even some brave maids were
My face is red and my neck is thick.
Then it was chaos, you sprayed me, I sprayed you, and it became a mess. Seeing how lively they were playing, Cheng Chumo was eager to give it a try. After Yun Ye sprayed a mouthful of water on both of them, Cheng Chumo finally broke out and sucked it.
Yun Ye couldn't be found with a large mouthful of water, so he turned around and sprayed it on Niu Jianhu's head, so the battle group continued to spread, until Maverick's wife was lying on the water surface to drink water, Shan Ying was completely stupid, and had just been cut off by Wangcai
The grass fell from my hands to the ground without even realizing it, I just opened my mouth and looked stupid.
Xin Yue couldn't figure out why it was her husband who was embarrassing her just now, but why she suddenly turned into a kind of wild fun in the mountains. Her eyes widened, Yun Ye patted her on the shoulder and said to her: "These days have made things difficult for you.
, take advantage of now and have fun for a while, you will forget your worries."
Smiling sweetly at Yun Ye, Xin Yue wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, regardless of the stream water soaking her clothes, just like a child lying on the surface of the water, sucking water, and then spraying it out, letting the water mist wrap herself up,
Time and time again I don’t know how to stop.
Yun Ye changed into dry clothes, came out of the tent, and walked over with a hand on his back, hiding a piece of Spring Festival cake in his hand. Taking advantage of Shan Ying scratching his head, he stuffed the cake into Wangcai's mouth.
, Wangcai was very smart and swallowed it in a few gulps. Seeing Shan Ying looking this way, he immediately stopped talking, but the cake foam on his mouth was a bit obvious.
"Is this how the Yun family manages their servants?" Shan Ying asked Yun Ye, pointing to several maids spraying water on Xinyue.
"Yes, that's it. As long as they do their jobs well on weekdays, no one cares what they do, as long as they are happy." Yun Ye waved to Xin Yue, who waved to him, and answered casually.
"Aren't you afraid that there will be trouble at home if there are no rules?" Shan Ying refused to give up and continued to ask.
"Since the establishment of the Yun family until now, there has never been a bad servant. When the Yun family was in the most difficult time, no servant ran away, and no one who betrayed the Yun family appeared. When I was imprisoned, they would rather stay
I just resigned myself to fate at home and didn't find a way out for myself. There aren't many other distinguished families in Chang'an City who have servants like this. Boy, my Yun family has them all."
Shan Ying's logic was completely confused. His master, his mother never taught him, and with a family head like Yun Ye, Shan's family would prosper sooner or later. He had enough confidence in himself. If Yun Ye hadn't used the academy to make trouble
After living with him, he planned to return to Hebei to reorganize Erxian Village, use his own skills to defeat those unruly green forest heroes, and restore the Shan family's rule over the green forest road. This is the tradition of the Shan family, and it is also his responsibility.
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Now he felt that his ideas were a little biased, and he couldn't ask Yun Ye for advice. He was a master who habitually led people into ditches. He had to stay away, as far away as possible. He suddenly felt lonely. Among this group of people, he was the only one.
An anomaly, they are all so happy, but he is the only one who is burdened with the mission of revitalizing the family, and is not happy at all. At this time, he misses his mentor extremely, and misses the simple days with his mentor.
Lao Jiang came over with a wine gourd and said to him: "Boy, why don't you go and play with them? Look at Yun San and the others now starting to splash water with basins. If I were thirty years younger, I would definitely not let it go."
When you get old, you lose your spirits. Come and have a drink to cheer up the good guy. If you feel unhappy, just talk to the old man. The old man is old and has seen a lot of things. Maybe he can untie your knot."
Shan Ying unknowingly took a big gulp of wine, and the hot liquid went down his stomach. He immediately felt much more comfortable. He was led by Lao Jiang, and the two of them sat on the huge stone slab and just chatted. From time to time, the old man and the young man talked.
The laughter came and seemed very speculative.
Yun Ye didn't even look at the two of them. He just extended his thumb to Lao Jiang, who was facing him, and hurriedly joined the new battle. It seemed that the female family members were already soaked to the skin, and they were all very curvy and attractive.
Very disappointed, several old ladies rushed out from the tent, holding curtains in their hands, and quickly separated the women and men. Anyone who dared to look this way was scolded.
The game lasted for a whole hour, and everyone felt tired and hungry. They were wearing wet clothes and had to endure it. They didn’t know if it was breakfast or lunch. After eating a few bites, they lay down on the stone slab in the shade and waited for their clothes to dry.
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The journey was impossible. Qian Tong looked at the staggering servant and said to Yun Ye: "Master Marquis, I'm afraid I won't be able to walk today. How about we camp here and rest for the night?"
Yun Ye looked at Shan Ying who was so drunk that he couldn't tell the difference between east and west, and nodded with a smile. He had to admire these old guys. It is really not easy for a killer to be so drunk. (To be completed.)
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