w There is a ditch between two mountains, and the sun is on the other side of the mountain. Although the paths in the mountains are rugged, they do not hinder the movement of carriages. This is part of the ancient pre-Qin road. It is these small roads that provide great freedom of transportation in the Guanzhong Plain.
, also brought great security risks to Chang'an. Once entering the Han Valley Thousand Miles Plain, there is no danger to defend.
Since ancient times, the Qin army has endured hard battles. This is not appropriate. There are times when the Qin army collapsed, such as the Anshi Rebellion. A hundred years of easy life will erode everyone's soul and even want the strength of one person to be a natural chasm. This is the king of all dynasties.
The deepest dream in our hearts, but unfortunately, this kind of dream is always shattered time and time again, becoming an eternal joke.
In this kind of natural singing hall, I really feel sorry for myself if I don't sing. I recall what Xin Yue always sang to me in the past few days. The peacock flew southeast and lingered for five miles, singing and making myself cry.
, the idiot who was touched by himself, after crying, still wiped his nose with snot and asked, if she goes to Qingchi, will Yun Ye hang himself on the southeast branch?
"That's not possible. There is no Qingchi near our house. If you jump from the Eagle's Mouth Cliff without a parachute, your goal will be achieved. I will never hang myself on the southeast branch, nor will the northwest branch dry up, and bury your glory.
After that, I will marry a beautiful wife right away, let her use your mirror, wear your new clothes, eat your delicious food, and then take away your life, haha, the joy of life is boundless."
Hearing this, Xin Yue immediately stopped crying. Instead, she jumped on Yun Ye's back and scratched her. Finally, she even lowered her mouth and couldn't pull him off. She ate a basket of Shaomai alone for dinner. How could she ask for anything?
Thoughts of death.
Women, that's it. Those who always think about suicide are idiots who have no hope in life. Xin Yue has never been the kind of woman who will live strong even if Yun Ye dies. Crying and complaining is not the kind of woman.
Her temperament is that when she only met Yun Ye once, she decided to marry her. She thought that she would not look away at others and commit suicide? Even if everyone in the world died, she would live well. No big family is like this.
How can a woman support the family?
It was all damn Li Anlan's fault. As soon as she became pregnant, Xin Yue's pressure increased countless times. When she was stressed, she would become anxious. Once she became anxious, Yun Ye's hard days would come, and the breeding of cows and horses would only take ten days.
During the day, Yun Ye sang and sang every night, and even in the morning he felt weak when riding a horse.
Sitting on the horse, I had enough energy in my Dantian, and I opened my mouth to sing: "In June, the ice of the Yellow River here will not melt. I am the one who twisted me, and I am the one who got married. There are not many peas in the grain, and there are not many people in the world."
My daughter is pitiful, my daughter.”
Not bad. His voice was well maintained, which frightened Cheng Chumo next to him. The birds in the valley flew up in a black and vigorous way, circling and refusing to fall down. A colorful golden pheasant flew out of the grass in less than two seconds.
Then Shan Ying beat him to death with stones, and his head was smashed.
Xin Yue stuck her head out of the carriage and glanced at her husband in surprise, thinking that he was having convulsions again.
"Yezi, what were those two voices roaring just now? It was so weird. Tell me, brother, let's roar together." Yun Ye said with a single sentence, and his eyebrows were dazzled. Finally, someone knows how to appreciate what beauty is. It's long ago.
I've had enough of the soft, simple and vicissitudes of songs from the Tang Dynasty. How can they be as exciting as Xintianyou? Besides, if you don't sing Xintianyou while walking in the valley, how can you sing about the Peacock Flying Southeast?
"That's good, I'll teach you. This song is called Xintianyou. It's a song sung by men. It's exciting. I'll teach you this word..." Yun Ye ignored Niu Jianhu's disdainful gaze and murmured to Cheng Chu silently for a long time, and then
The two of them roared together.
"I'm standing on a mountain ridge, and you're standing in a river. It's easy to meet, but it's hard to talk. It makes me feel bad. Just wave."
The knights nearby kept away from the two of them, holding bows and arrows in their hands, for fear that some wild beasts would come out and hurt people. The two enjoyed themselves, singing and laughing, and Yun San listened to it twice.
, also yelled at the top of his voice, anyway, he thought that Mr. Hou knew only high-end goods.
Singing can also bring disaster. Who would have thought that less than a hundred miles away from Luoyang, you would encounter thieves. With a bang, two riders sprang out from both sides of the road. The surrounding small trees kept swaying wildly, as if they were hiding.
There are thousands of troops.
The fat man at the head rode a horse that was not much bigger than a donkey and shouted loudly: "Hey, the dog officer in front of you, listen, I planted this tree and opened this road. I want to pass by here and leave money to buy the road."
"Leave the money, grandpa will spare your life, otherwise, I will kill you but not bury it." After saying that, he shook the huge thick-backed machete in his hand, and the other shook two hammers bigger than human heads.
, demonstration.
Lao Jiang looked at the melon-sized chain hammer in his waist, then at the ridiculously big hammer in the strong man's hand, shook his head and said to Yun Ye: "Master Hou, do you plan to steam or braise these two bastards?"
Yun Ye didn't say anything, but turned his head to look at Shan Ying, Cheng Chumo, Niu also turned around to look at the tiger, and finally everyone looked at Shan Ying, and Shan Ying's face turned red.
Under the gaze of everyone, Shan Ying just wanted to run away. It was so embarrassing, so embarrassing for the Green Forest Road. There were three Wuhou families passing by today. The servants had already been well-informed, and the stone lions at home were always drunk by those people.
The drunken old man and the young man were moving around like stone locks. Didn't you see that even the maids poked their heads out to see what the live thieves looked like? Dozens of guards had already gone into the woods to look for your so-called thousand thieves.
Thousands of troops are gone, and you're still lying to me with a weapon made of wood.
He wanted to tear these two bastards apart. It was so embarrassing. Last night, he was still bragging to Yun Ye, Cheng Chumo, and Niu Jianhu about how hidden dragons and crouching tigers were on the Green Forest Road, how loyal they were, and how it was common to kill thieves alone.
, Thousands of miles to get people's heads, thousands of miles to fight in the army, it's out of generosity, just after his mother's words, these two tough guys came out, you didn't even look at the donkey's legs that were shaking under your crotch, whether they could bear it.
Your heavy weapon.
Before Shan Ying could take action, Lao Jiang's chain hammer flew out. The thieves holding the big knife didn't even have time to dodge, so they could only block it with the big knife. With a click, the big knife was smashed into pieces, and the chain hammer continued unabated.
It hit the robber's chest and made a "boring" sound. The robber fell off the horse without even stopping, and his mouth was full of blood.
When the big man with the hammer saw this, he shouted: "Second Brother", threw the hammer, dismounted, picked up the injured thieves and prepared to run. The guards who surrounded him from behind drew their swords and prepared to chop the two guys.
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The big man wielding the hammer put his brother down, knelt down and held his head, shouting: "My brother is sick, if you want to chop, just chop me. Note that it was me, chop me, don't chop my brother, I am the mastermind."
Seeing that Yun Ye had no intention of killing these two bastards, the guards found ropes and tied them up. Lao Jiang walked over, scratching his thin hair, and dug into the arms of the injured robber.
He took out a broken breast mirror, then nodded with satisfaction and said to Yun Ye: Lord Marquis, I was wondering just now, this guy survived after being hit by me, it turned out that the breast mirror was blocking him."
The guards in the forest also came out, leading four or five sheep, and said to Yun Ye: "Master Hou, there is no one in the forest. These are two little thieves who cut the paths and tied the sheep to four or five small trees."
, as long as the sheep kicks, the trees will sway, pretending to be an ambush, very clever."
The servants and maids in the motorcade suddenly burst into laughter, and each one of them staggered with laughter. The dying laughter also came from the Yun family's carriage. It was estimated that the three women inside were extremely happy.
Shan Ying's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He raised one foot and a huge hammer fell into his hand. He waved it twice and the whining sound was really scary. If he hadn't encountered these three or other escort agencies,
The guards must have abandoned their belongings and fled.
Yun Ye also picked up one, weighing at most more than ten kilograms. It's interesting. These are two smart thieves. Not many people use their brains to rob these days. The lack of lethality means that these two guys didn't kill anyone. They were brothers just now.
The scene is touching, what a talent, the Yun family needs such smart people.
There was also a cart behind the big tree. The guards hitched the horses they were riding on to the cart. The two horses were tied up and thrown onto the cart. The convoy continued on its way.
This time it was new, they saw live thieves. The little maid of the Yun family had never seen thieves before. She only heard that they were monsters with red eyes and green eyebrows. This time, the Marquis caught two live ones. Don’t look at the results.
Each one made an excuse to give the thief some water, and came to see what the thief looked like, so that he could tell the other sisters about his adventures when he returned home.
Qi Cheng thought it was a good thing to be given water by himself. It was pure enjoyment to feed him water with his tender white hands. He wanted to take a bite to see if he could get some water out of it, until more than a dozen maids all gave him water for it.
With a swollen belly, she never wanted to see a beautiful woman again. Some daring maids even pulled their beards to see if it was true. Then they bared their teeth and roared twice. The maids were so frightened that they ran back screaming, and then
He was beaten badly by the maid's admirer.
Thirty miles away from Luoyang, we found a place with water and a mountain to set up camp. We also found out the names of the two thieves. One was named Qi Cheng with the word Mudeng, and the other was called Spur Gala. I don’t know why they named themselves.
Such a strange word, but it fits the identity very well. After hearing their words, Yun Ye was very satisfied that he didn't have this name.
A scoundrel by the Tianjin Bridge in Luoyang, Xijing, specializes in cheating and kidnapping. A few days ago, he was driven out of Xijing by the local snake Long San, who threatened that whenever his two brothers showed up in Xijing, they would cut off their limbs and use them as a sign to beg for money.
The two of them had no choice but to spend all their savings to buy this outfit. Unexpectedly, they would be kicked on the iron plate the first time. Life or death was uncertain. Qi Cheng kept begging Yun Ye to chop him and let his brother go.
My brother was beaten on the head, and then he lost all his strength. The bad things were all his own fault, not the fault of a fool.
"Uncle, if you want to visit Xijing City, I will show you the way. The brothel girls there are the best, which singer sings the best songs, and which dancer has the softest waist. I know all about it, and I hope you will enjoy it.
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"You know how to give yourself a name, you know how to enjoy Shu, Qi Cheng, where did your knowledge come from?" Yun Ye asked with a smile. (To be continued) m
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