"The sky is blue, the leaves are yellow, the autumn wind is tight, the wild geese from the north are flying south, and the autumn colors are even rarer. Good, good," Yun Ye put away the folding fan in his hand and inserted it behind his collar. Cheng Chumo, Changsun Chong, Li Huairen, and others
They followed suit, and they were no longer surprised by Yun Ye's sometimes inexplicable episodes of hysteria.
"Yezi, the grass is still green now. Where did the yellow leaves come from? When I was in Beihai, the wild geese were hatching their eggs. They flew to Chang'an not so soon. Brother, I marched thousands of miles and chased the prince of Gaochang day and night. It can be said that my hard work is great.
, you are enjoying your life at home, why don’t you come up with some delicious food? The banquet just now was unfinished.”
Li Huairen picked his teeth and asked Yun Ye. It turned out that he was going to have a big meal at Yun's house. Who knew that the food in Yun's house according to the etiquette was exactly the same as what he ate at home.
"The study has gone into the dog's belly. The banquet Yezi gave us has been ordered since the founding of the People's Republic of China. Bihu vinegar and celery, peony agarwood, snowy night peach blossoms, righteous ducks, open fire and water calf, plus
Cold cooking of locust leaves and yellow rice, the staple food, cannot be changed. These are the seven things that your Majesty will treat our brothers to. After returning from a hundred battles, the prince's family is very particular about how to entertain Paoze. Come up with large pieces of pork. You let Ye
Are you still a human being?"
Changsun Chong looked at Li Huairen with disdain, feeling that this guy did not look like a young master born in a prince's family.
"You talk a lot of nonsense. Can you wait until I read out the last sentence? Can you argue again? It took me two years of elegance to hold back a few good sentences, and you won't let me finish it happily. Listen, the last sentence is
, cold mist on the waves, good poems, good sentences! Now you can ask."
Cheng Chumo sniffed and said, "The fragrance in this mountain forest must be unique. Fortunately, I just took a few bites and I knew that Ye Zi would not disappoint me."
Li Huairen took a few quick sniffs, nodded with satisfaction, and said to Changsun Chong: "That's right. Your Majesty invites the old men to eat and drink in the newly completed Wanmin Hall. The smell of the newly painted pillars can knock people off their feet.
, I don’t know if the old guys are eating paint or eating, or if we are just enjoying ourselves."
Changsun Chong applauded in agreement and thought that this arrangement couldn't be more wonderful.
Turning around the pine forest, a small grassland appeared in front of everyone. Di Renjie, Xiao Wu, and Shi Shi were placing plates on a low table. Liu Jinbao, who was sweating, took out a golden hair from a stove made of yellow mud.
, the sizzling and oily roasted suckling pig, the rich aroma comes from the roasted suckling pig.
The three children came over to see the gift. After learning that they were Yun Ye's three apprentices, Cheng Chumo and the others were naturally very friendly. Changsun Chong took out two jade hairpins from his arms and gave them to the two girls, while the one for Di Renjie was placed on the big
Cheng Chumo simply pulled out a dagger from his back collar and gave it to Shi Shi, the one on his waist to Xiao Wu, and the one behind his elbow to Di Renjie. Li Huairen insisted that the two of them were dishonest and used rags to fool the children. He
He directly took out three gold ingots and gave one to each of the three children so that they could buy candies. Shishi was okay, this child took money very lightly, but Xiaowu was different. He smiled brightly and played with gifts.
For the rest of my life, I always stared at Di Renjie's gifts.
Yun Ye took a shovel, dug a few times under a pine tree, and then took out a jar of wine. This was what he had buried three years ago when he had nothing to do and wanted to try the legendary Songfeng Wine.
I forgot about it, but later I looked at my own account book that recorded the process and amount of the wine I buried, and then I recalled that drinking it now seems to have some charm.
Cheng Chumo is the best wine. When Yun Ye dug it out of the ground and looked at the dirt attached to it, he knew it was a good thing without even thinking about it. He grabbed it with his hands, wiped off the dirt with his sleeve, removed the mud seal, and removed the wax seal. Finally
He took away the sealed tureen and shook it, and found that only half of the jar of wine was left. The aroma of the wine quickly came out, making Cheng Chumo feel intoxicated.
"Take four big bowls, Liu Jinbao has no share," Liu Jinbao swallowed, knowing that his status was not enough, so he had to drool in the distance.
The originally colorless wine became thick and slightly yellow. Li Huairen was happy and patted his chest. Just as he was about to pour the wine, he heard someone shouting from outside the woods, "Three shameless people secretly escaped from the banquet. Why didn't you call me."
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Cheng Chumo regretfully said to Di Renjie: "Xiaojie went to get another bowl, but a bad customer came to the door. It's a pity that the good wine was lost."
As soon as the wine was poured, Li Chengqian came over from the alley. Seeing that he hadn't changed into his court uniform, he looked like he had escaped from the emperor's banquet just like the other three."
"You still have to accompany the old man. Who among us dares to call you? The three of us are just little shrimps at the banquet. It doesn't matter whether we are together or not. You are the prince and you have to be half the master in big events."
"Nonsense, Uncle Cheng is bragging with Uncle Yuchi, Li Shuai is talking to my father about the war ahead, Li Ji is looking for my mother to be a matchmaker for his ugly daughters, my Ninth Uncle is drinking with Uncle Thirteen, Liu Hongji
They are drooling while watching the song and dance, so what's the matter with me? By the way, my father married my little aunt to Xue Wanren, so he was a fool, and my little aunt is miserable."
While he was talking endlessly about the affairs in the palace, he suddenly found three children holding gifts looking at him. Then he remembered that he had come in a hurry and had nothing on him. He had an idea and took out the prince's seal from his arms.
He stamped a seal on each of the three children's green clothes, and then said: "I will give each of you a chance to beg me."
After saying that, he sat on the blanket, shamelessly looking at the disappointed eyes of the three children.
Yun Ye said to the three children with a half-smile: "Hurry up and change your clothes. This is a great opportunity. The prince does not make promises easily. Put your clothes away. When you are in trouble, go to the prince."
Li Chengqian gained some dignity and face, so he relieved his embarrassment a little. He picked up the wine bowl, said "Drink Sheng", and drank it in one gulp. Just a small bowl of wine made him feel dizzy and almost fell over. Those three
Same thing with assholes.
Yun Ye chewed broad beans and looked at the four idiots. A can of strong liquor was condensed into more than half a can. Can it be drunk without adding new wine?" Cheng Chumo finally sat firmly, shook his head and said: "It's a good wine, it's soft in the mouth, why is it here?
Is there a rebellion in your stomach?"
Yun Ye mixed new wine into his wine bowl and tasted it slowly. It tasted really good. Fortunately, none of the four of them was stupid. They quickly learned how to drink this kind of wine, and the scene became much more elegant.
"Yezi, why didn't we see you when we entered the city? It's your fault that we didn't see your brother's majestic appearance on horseback." Changsun Chong asked Yun Ye while tearing the pork.
"There were sixty-seven people in my village, and only fifty-three came back. Fourteen died in the battle, and two were disabled. How could I be in the mood to be happy? When I left, I
When I sent them there in person, I counted them three times. Yes, there were sixty-seven of them. When I came back, I also counted them three times. After adding one who was missing an eye and one who was missing an arm, that’s all.
Fifty-three, my heart is so blocked."
"Bullshit thinking, no one will die on the battlefield. The vast Gobi and deserts will kill you even if they go there, let alone fight. The Tang Dynasty wants trade routes, the cotton you mentioned, and other people's treasury.
If you want the treasures and land, you have to rely on the soldiers to work hard. No one will give these things to others easily, and the undead can't get them."
Cheng Chumo took a sip of wine and said to Yun Ye expressionlessly. Then he unbuttoned his clothes and exposed his chest, which was covered with dense scars.
"This is the souvenir the people of Gaochang gave me when I attacked the city. If the armor you made for me hadn't worked, you would probably be paying homage to me at my house right now. Cheng Qian is a little better, but they are no better than me.
All of Chongzi's personal guards were dead, so he ordered the massacre of the city. The bad guy's butt almost split into four parts, so he caught the Gaochang prince. Yezi, you are also a general now. It's okay to feel uncomfortable after death. Don't show it on your face.
Come on, this is what we eat. No one died during your expedition in Lingnan?"
"If I tell you that all the people I brought are back, except for one or two who are disabled, the rest are not dead, would you believe it? Those who were injured were those who were injured when fighting the cannibal.
On the island where I finally hanged all the big cannibals I caught, you didn’t think much of my banker and you dared to talk too much. You were not allowed to fight back. You just let me punch you to relieve my anger."
"Impossible, people will die in war, and it will be the same throughout the ages. No one can escape. Unless you don't fight, you won't capture anything, and you send troops in vain." Li Chengqian also shouted. Changsun Chong and Li Huairen nodded together.
"I brought back more than one million dans of rice, which relieved the famine in Hebei. I paid no less than three million guan to the national treasury, filling up the empty treasury. I also had several more boats. You and I have more.
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"What are you talking about after talking a lot of nonsense?" Li Chengqian finally got to the point.
"I don't have any other intention, I just want to find trouble and beat you up. You bastards all ran away and left me alone in Chang'an. The bastard Dou Yanshan kidnapped me, and the bastard Feng Ang pointed an arrow at me. This is also
That's it, but people all over the world are plotting against me. Zhang Liang even dares to attack my wife's doctrine. Chu Mo, your mother dragged me and asked me to go to the desert to save you. Chongzi, your father forced me to ask for money. Bad guy, you
I insist on making me the commander of the navy. The most hateful thing is you, Cheng Qian, your father and mother, you are always thinking of beating me with a thousand blows. After beating me, I guess my iron-butt magical skills will be better.
Dacheng.
I can kill Dou Yanshan, I can scare Feng An, but who of the rest do I dare to touch? If the old one can't be moved, why don't I be allowed to beat the younger one to vent his anger? "
After shouting, he rushed up and beat him wildly. After beating for a long time, he felt better. It turned out that there was some bad luck. Four people and five people were equally divided. It would not be so miserable if it happened to them. Now it is good. I am alone in the capital every now and then.
, those adults have not seen outside, and they have treated themselves as sons. Now that they are fine, with the four of them back, these people are thinking of causing trouble for themselves? (To be continued. Please search for Piaotian literature, novels