Section 2 There are always strange things in the brothel
Life without the cool autumn wind was difficult, at least for the five people who were already eighty percent drunk. Changsun Chong laughed loudly and danced gracefully, Li Huairen held the tree and kept kissing the bark, and Li Chengqian hung his neck on a short Standing on a branch and vomiting, only Cheng Chumo was slightly better, sitting there chewing a bare bone until it was crunchy.
Yun Ye lay on the blanket, Shi Shi dragged his master's head, Xiao Wu wiped his mouth, and Di Renjie waited for a while and poured some vinegar into his master, but unfortunately all of it was spit out.
Li Huairen felt bored after spending a long time making friends, so he shouted that he had to go to the brothel. He had to go and climb, so the five wandering people got on the carriage and were sent away by Li Chengqian's bodyguards. Chang'an.
Di Renjie didn't know what a brothel was, so he shouted that he wanted to go too, but Xiao Wu twisted his ears and twirled him around, stomping his feet, calling the servants in the distance to pack their things, and decided to tell his wife that the master had gone to find a bad woman.
Li Chengqian had very tricky tastes. He shook his head when he saw the big ass of Madam Yanlailou. He also shook his head when he saw the vulgar fans in Mingyue Pavilion. In short, all the women he saw shook their heads. Li Huairen asked angrily: "What on earth do you want?" Where to go? I’ve already circled Pingkangfang twice."
"It's not that I'm dissatisfied. Yan Lai Lou is good, and the fat butt of the fake bustard head is very good. It's just that my neck doesn't obey me and keeps swaying."
The driver hurriedly sent the five drunkards to Yan Lai Tower. The old madam didn't change. Yao Niang's body had grown a lot in the past five years, and the pair of men's gifts on her chest were even more majestic. They were just waist. He also became thicker, walking like Yuchi Gong, every step was very sure-footed. I was regretting letting go of a few big golden pigs just now, but I didn't expect that the golden pigs themselves came back to the arch. How dare I neglect, waving my handkerchief like When he saw his lover, he immediately pounced on him.
Li Huairen stopped you with his arm and said, "Yao Niang, my brother, I can't handle your current figure. Where did your slim waist go?"
Yao Niang took the opportunity to gently twist Li Huairen's arm and scolded him for being heartless. She said goodbye the last time and never came again, which made her so heartbroken that she ate hard and ended up like this. .
She was still so sensible and sensible, just listen to what was said in the brothel. If she really took it seriously, she would be a fool. Yao Niang dragged Li Huairen upstairs and liked the heavy things in this guy's sleeves very much.
A house occupies one floor. In front of Li Chengqian and others, there are a variety of fruits and snacks. Only Yun Ye’s case is filled with courgettes, plus a few small plates of snacks. My wife is very interested in this Marquis who is extremely obsessed with courgettes. vivid memory.
Drunk people are not easy to serve. The rewards given by nobles when they are sober are money. If you are deceived while drunk, the consequences will be serious. It is not that you don't care about the money, but that the nobles are not in the habit of being deceived.
Lying on his back on the soft couch, a row of singers appeared with basins to wipe the face and wash the feet of the noble. They are worthy of serving people. Their techniques are skillful and make people feel comfortable. Two cups of inexplicable drinks mixed with ice fish. After taking it, my spirits immediately improved.
Seeing that the nobles were all in high spirits, My Lady smiled like Maitreya Buddha, and the fat on her chin was shaking. She said in a trilling voice: "It's rare for nobles to come to visit me. It's an honor for the small building. But I don't know that the nobles want to come first." Do you want to watch a song and dance, or do you want someone to accompany you? There is a dancer from the far west. She dances a good dance, her skirt is very beautiful, and she dances like a butterfly. The man swings the belt with his head, and the dance is very beautiful. .
"Oh? It is indeed rare to see pure Egyptian singing and dancing in Chang'an. However, this kind of dance is specially used by believers to listen to God's teachings. Is there anyone willing to dance?"
"Oh, the noble man is well-informed. He is from the place where he loves chrysanthemums. He pitied Na. Listening to the little girl who can speak human language, people all over the world want to kill them and say that they are unclean people.
, but the slave took a look at it secretly, and found that it was very clean and had no smell. The slave also saw that they were pitiful, so she took them in and gave them a bowl of food. "
"My dear girl, what they say is unclean is because your mind is unclean and you have been abandoned by the gods. Aren't you afraid that their gods will punish you?" This is the first time Yun Ye has heard of blasphemers, so he really wants to see them.
Generally speaking, these people can only survive if they are capable blasphemers, and most of them have been burned to death by the Holy See.
"Ha, I'm not afraid, this slave. This is the Tang Dynasty. I'm afraid of the police, but I won't be afraid of a god with no reputation. If you have a noble seat, I'll call you to sing and dance."
As soon as he clapped his hands, soft music immediately sounded, like the sound of nature, without many syllable changes, as light as the wind blowing through the reeds, and as gentle as the snow falling on the pine branches. Several young women wearing veils came out of the secret door.
She turned around, her steps were light, and as her body turned, her colorful skirt suddenly flew into the air, forming a big circle. It was just like the old bustard said, like a blooming flower, but also like a beautiful butterfly.
The veil covers the face, and only a pair of eyes as calm as water leak out. Inflexible, without desires, this is the essence of this kind of dance, but what is revealed in the eyes is not reverence and hope, but a kind of
Numb, this is not right.
Before Yun Ye could ask questions, several men wearing white robes came out of the secret door with a long belt on their heads. As soon as the men came out, those people all put their right hands on their ears, as if they were listening to what was happening in the distance.
The sound, without seeing them move, the robe flew up by itself, and the belt also floated up. If the woman is a bright kapok, then the man is like a white morning glory, and the music is a kind of music similar to a xun.
The sound produced by this kind of musical instrument is like someone chanting scriptures in the distance. Yes, this kind of dance is not for people to watch. It is a song and dance dedicated to God. Now they sell it for money. It is not a blasphemy. What is it?
No wonder the Vatican wants to put them in the fire and use them as firewood.
Li Huairen felt very uncomfortable when he saw that it wasn't belly dancing. These women had wrapped themselves up so tightly that no skin was leaking. It was boring. I wanted to see belly dancing.
"Go down, take off your clothes and come back up to dance. I want to see the kind of dance where you can twist your butt into a rope." The evil young man can't control his temper as soon as he gets angry. He brought a bag of gold just to have fun, not to watch.
Several men and women shook their robes into flowers.
The old madam came out from nowhere and shouted at the trembling men and women: "I see how pitiful you are. I specially gave you a chance to make money. If you don't take good care of me, I actually made the nobleman angry. Damn it."
The old madam in the world has nothing interesting to do. He took out a hairpin from his head and stabbed those poor women, and shouted: "I have asked you to dress like the Hu Ji who sells wine outside. You refused. This is an opportunity to make money."
If you miss it in vain, you should starve to death."
All the women were helping the woman in the middle to block it. They would rather get stabbed themselves than let the old madam touch the woman in the middle.
Changsun Chong clapped and laughed. Seeing the old bustard like a tiger among sheep, he cheered loudly and threw out the silver pancakes in his arms to watch the show. Li Chengqian had nothing to throw, so he grabbed a few silver pancakes and threw them down, Yao Niang.
I was so happy that I worked harder.
Yun Ye smiled and said nothing. He wanted to see how patient the woman in the middle could be. Cheng Chumo was not good at bullying weak people. He folded his arms and let the singer next to him put grapes in his mouth.
In the panic, a thin book fell out. Yun Ye said something to the singer next to him, and the singer ran to the middle and showed the book to Yun Ye.
It's not interesting. Euclid wrote a very common book called "Principles of Geometry" more than 900 years ago. The important thing about this book is not that he has any profound theories, but because it is
An almost perfect textbook that can train people's logical thinking, especially after it was completed by Hypatia, it has been used for a thousand years.
After flipping through two pages, Yun Ye couldn't sit still. The book was very large, but it was made of very well-tanned lambskin. There were lines of new fonts added at the back. The fonts were beautiful, and this was not a man's handwriting.
After Yun Ye stopped his violence, before Yun Ye could say anything more, a woman rushed over, snatched the book from his hand, and held it tightly in her arms. The guards guarding both sides rushed to punish him.
This humble woman who offended Marquis Yun, Yao Niang, was even more aggressive. The men surrounded the woman with her back facing outward, preparing to accept punishment.
After driving away the guards and chasing away the girl, Yun Ye came to them and said to the woman in the crowd: "I have no ill intentions, and neither do my friends. It's just that they came down from the battlefield with rough tempers."
That's all. I just want to ask, who is Hypatia to you? She has been dead for two hundred years. Why do you have her manuscript? In addition, I would like to know what happened to you. If you have any doubts about the Tang Empire,
There is no harm, and out of respect for Hypatia, I am willing to help you return to your country, where you are from Alexandria?"
The woman in the middle opened her mouth so wide. She never imagined that someone in the far east would know about Hypatia. It was impossible.
Li Chengqian and the others didn't understand, and they didn't know what the pressure was on teeth cleaning. They were a group of singers, so there was no need to put any pressure on them. They could just take it away if they liked it. What a waste of words.
The girl babbled a lot at first. Yun Ye shook his head and said to him: "Since you understand the official language of the Tang Dynasty, just speak it. I can't understand your language. The Tang Dynasty does not need those strange languages."
The girl seemed a little angry and chirped some more. Yun Ye spread his hands and said, "I don't understand. Even if you say I'm an arrogant maniac, I don't understand. Are you talking in vain?"
The angry girl pushed away the person who was guarding her, walked to Yun Ye and sat down in front of her. Yun Ye quickly moved the case over and placed it between the two of them. He also sat down and looked at her with a smile.
"Are the people of Tang State as proud as you? Aren't you worried that you will attract hatred?"
"The Tang Dynasty was never meant to be liked, it was meant to be feared."
Hearing what Yun Ye said, Li Chengqian, Changsun Chong, Li Huairen, and Cheng Chumo all smiled and nodded. Even Yao Niang, who was hiding in the corner and eavesdropping, felt that what the Marquis said made sense, so she turned around and kicked Hu Ji on the butt. Kicked. (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!)