Autumn tigers were raging in Guanzhong. It was so pleasant to have a good sleep in the cool breeze. When I woke up, I was covered in smelly sweat. I went down to the Dongyang River and took a nice bath. I put on the chinchilla and brought it.
I changed my clothes and ordered a large bowl of mash with ice. While drinking, I went to the academy gate to watch Hypatia’s performance.
Hypatia, whose hair was sticky with sweat and covered in dirt, was sitting at the gate stuffing buns into her mouth. Her fingernails painted with cinnamon were gray and there was no trace of elegance at all. She looked very pitiful. Her little maid tried her best to
Fanning her, when he saw Yun Ye coming from a distance, he stuffed all the buns into his mouth and stubbornly walked into the door again.
The yellow mouse who was following Yun Ye and carrying a basin asked: "Master Hou, is this bearded woman crazy? If anyone can enter the academy's gate, it won't be the first of the three difficulties in the academy."
"When did you say this? Why didn't I know? Tell me."
"The gate of the academy, Yuan Zhang's articles, and students' stinky feet are known all over the world. These are the three things I heard from other students in the shop. In fact, the gate is easy to talk about. Don't make trouble for yourself if you have nothing to do. The gate won't hinder you.
Whose business.
Recently, Mr. Yuan Zhang was studying turtle shells with Mr. Yan's husband, and he said that he had recognized the two characters. Last time, at midnight, he just called the younger one, saying that he wanted to drink to celebrate, and asked my mother-in-law to make some.
It’s a delicious dish. Mr. Yuan Zhang is quite satisfied with the word “shulou”, but Mr. Yan thinks it means a nest of snakes and rats. The name is unlucky. Why is it that Mr. Yuan Zhang, a college student, can recognize these two words?
Are you so happy? The younger one couldn’t understand it. Anyway, they drank all night long.
You also know that today's boys can't finish playing football. After playing football in the summer, they don't know how to go to the river to wash themselves. If they feel too tired, they go back to the dormitory to sleep. Think about it, can anyone live in that house?
"I'm thinking about opening another bathing place. I'm going to find a few waiters to serve them. Do you think I can make any money?"
"As long as there are no women in your bathing city, it will be fine. If you dare to get a woman to serve me, I will break your legs, not to scare you. You can still do business without this. 80% of the people in the academy are children from rich families.
If you let them buy monthly passes, the kind that buy you a month's pass, the business will definitely be booming, after all, there are thousands of people."
"Then sell it for one year. If possible, start selling it after entering the academy. It would be better to buy it for four years. Just charge once. I think they won't care."
Look at the yellow squirrel in a strange way. This bastard is now a man. Some people did this when they were in college in later generations. They made a lot of money, especially bathing and haircuts. When did the yellow squirrel go to the next life?
Hypatia once again tried in vain, but the white paper in her hand had a lot more lines. The little maid helped her back under the pergola. When she saw the glutinous rice in the squirrel basin, she asked the maid to take it. She had no time to pour it into the bowl and raised it.
He drank from the basin, wiped his mouth with his sleeve after drinking, and said to Yun Ye: "I found the trick, who the bastard used solid geometry here, the inclination angle was made into a plane, and the plane was made into an inclination angle,
Then they take advantage of the different lengths of human legs to deliberately confuse people."
After speaking, he raised his foot and Yun Ye discovered that Hypatia had tied a piece of wood to her left foot. No wonder she was limping when she walked just now.
"We all walked in opposite directions until we reached a gate. Who made those numbers on it? You don't know how many ways the nine numbers can be arranged. Doing this is no longer a test of knowledge, but a test of physical strength. I moved
After looking at the numbers, it takes a lot of effort to move it. The person who designed this thing is shameless."
"It was very easy at first, but then a smart student thought that the people who came to the maze were all idle guys with too much energy and meaningless actions, so he removed the assist system and deliberately changed the connecting rod and
When the pools are connected, just move a number and you can pour a bucket of water into the sink to water the flowers."
I will ask my entourage to move these numbers now. I will find the pattern in one night at most. Just wait for the bell to ring and let all the college come to the gate to greet me. By the way, I will also eat steamed buns in the evening. They taste very good.
Okay, give me more. There are almost 20 people in my family. I will find someone to take me to the small building No. 19 immediately. I want to go back to take a shower, eat and rest!"
Yun Ye waved his hand and the servants of the Yun family ran over and took the embarrassed Hypatia to his place to rest according to the Marquis's instructions.
"Master Marquis, this bearded woman is very capable. She can actually find the door. You know where she comes from." Huang Shu stood behind Yun Ye and looked at Hypatia who was walking away reluctantly, and was very impressed by her plump figure.
Looking interested.
"Stop daydreaming. That woman is not something you can buy with just a few dollars. She will soon be a gentleman at the academy, specializing in teaching arithmetic and mechanical skills, and maybe even their dialect. She is a guest invited by His Majesty.
, put away your lust, now that you have a little money, you are starting to have ideas for other women, and you are not afraid that your wife will castrate you in the middle of the night."
"What did the Marquis say? I just saw that this bearded woman was pretty, so I just took a second look. You said we should learn their dialect? Is this necessary? No one in the academy would be willing to learn it.
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"You have to learn even if you don't learn. If you don't learn, how will you go to them to swindle money in the future? We have more and more things at home, so we have to find a place to sell them. The price of colored glass was so good in the past few years.
, now your family uses it to store wine and sells it at the price of wheat bran. I feel sad when I see it, Mr. Hou."
Huang Shu nodded thoughtfully, feeling that what the Marquis said was very reasonable. The era when you could exchange a wine cup for four or five BMWs was gone. I heard that the Goryeo Kingdom beheaded many powerful people because of this incident.
.It is indeed not a problem if this continues. If you learn the dialect and then deceive the natives in the distance, maybe your own wine cup will become valuable again.
When I went to the academy and met some old people drinking tea, Yun Ye's first words were that tomorrow there would be a Western scholar who relied on his own wisdom to overcome the maze, and everyone needed to welcome him together.
"Oh? Our academy has another good gentleman. He can get through the maze and seems to have a certain understanding of arithmetic and civil engineering. He really needs a grand welcome."
Li Gang has always welcomed the addition of a new gentleman to the academy. The premise is that this gentleman cannot mislead the younger generation, otherwise he will not have a good look. The old gentleman is now older and only teaches one or two classes occasionally.
, most of the rest of the time was spent wandering around the academy being pushed by the servants. After walking around for so long, I didn't see the old gentleman at all bored.
I am happy when I see students working hard, I am happy when I see students being naughty, and I feel sad when I see students being punished. I often intercede with Hong Cheng and don’t put too much pressure on those children. They are all rare good children. If I educate them twice more, I will be happy.
I will change. There is no need to always build a rockery in the academy. Last time I saw the irritable Hong Cheng kicking the students. The angry old gentleman was pushed in a wheelchair by the servant and chased Hong Cheng in a circle until Hong Cheng was killed by him.
He was beaten all over the head with a cane before it calmed down.
The result of this is that no matter how stubborn the students are, they are absolutely respectful in front of Li Gang. In the academy, you can often see a group of Li Gang's students gathered around the old man's wheelchair, listening to his reasoning, or a large group of half-year-old boys carrying the wheelchair.
, laughing and joking, he took the old man to watch the football match. Some of the young people thought that the handsome old man didn't have the slightest sense of disobedience.
"But the new gentleman is a young woman." Yun Ye ignited this bombshell among the old men, just to see their surprised expressions, and maybe a few would curse.
"Are you sure this woman broke through the maze of the academy on her own?" Mr. Yuan Zhang asked this question. The others' expressions were as usual. Only then did Yun Ye remember that these people in front of him were more discerning than the eminent monks. For them,
, Knowledge is the first priority. As for the carrier of knowledge, whether it is a skull or a red fennel, this is the last detail, so don’t think too much about it.
Thinking of this, Yun Ye told the old gentlemen the tragedy of Hypatia. After listening to the story, the old gentlemen sighed in unison. Li Gang clapped his legs and said, "Learning never goes smoothly.
It has been passed down from generation to generation. If there is knowledge, there will be questions, and if there are doubts, there will be disputes. Everyone has a different understanding of the world and different views on things. This has resulted in many schools of thought in the world, including Confucius.
When there is a time to punish Shaozhengmao, let alone other things, if this child enters the academy, you should take more care of her. The poor baby has suffered a lot. Since the West cannot tolerate her, let her study hard in the academy. Look
Can she develop her own school of thought in the academy so that Western knowledge can take root in our Tang Dynasty? I would be happy to see it happen."
The academy is tolerant. It is precisely because there is an elder like Li Gang at the helm with a mind as broad as the sea and a mountain of benevolence that the academy will not go astray. It has developed rapidly in the past few years without leaving any sequelae.
As the person who succeeded Mr. Li Gang, Mr. Yuan Zhang was naturally not stingy. He specially arranged for the academy's servants to hang lanterns in the maze. He also left a few sergeants to guard them. He even sent people to the academy's dining hall.
Asked if he wanted to leave some food.
Xu Jingzong never misses the opportunity to care about the underachievers, and came over to greet him. Although Hypatia's beauty distracted him for a moment, Xu Jingzong still showed his demeanor very well and smiled happily with Hypatia.
Ya chatted for a few words, then said not to disturb the research of Hypatia scholars, turned around and disappeared into the darkness. Although it was a bit embarrassing to stand behind the tree and peek at Hypatia's buttocks and drool, but he walked into the light from behind the tree.
Inside, he returned to his amiable appearance, and returned to the academy with a few students who were watching the excitement. While chatting and laughing, he secretly wondered whether he should go to Chang'an City to buy a concubine from a foreigner? (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature.