The academy is always awakened by the melodious bells. Even big things will not change its inherent rhythm. Morning jogging when it is time, reading when it is time to study, when the emperor comes, those greedy young people talk
The steamed buns in it were not taken out from the mouth. The steamed buns were stuck on the chopsticks. The rice bowl was filled with porridge. The salted radish strips were soaked in the porridge. I picked up a strip with my mouth and chewed it squeakingly. The remaining
I couldn't bear to finish the second half, so I vomited it back into the rice bowl and continued to bite the steamed buns.
This is what you will get if you lose your meal money. Gambling is never prohibited in the academy. You can bet that others cannot surpass you academically. You can also bet that you can run the fastest. Even if you bet that you can pee further than others,
No problem, but there must be no pure gambling equipment such as mahjong, dice, and poker on the field. If you are caught, building a rockery is the lightest punishment.
When you see others eating eggs, drinking eight-treasure porridge, buying meat buns, or eating pickles yourself, you must be convinced. Being willing to accept defeat is another rule of the academy. This is a playground for smart people. If you think you can't be a smart person, then
No matter if you are an honest person, you will gain some knowledge after being deceived for a long time.
The atmosphere today was a little different. The students carrying rice bowls were all looking towards the door, and some kept looking at the big bell in the bell tower. There was a servant there who was ready to ring the bell at any time.
There is a beautiful Hu woman who is challenging the gate of the academy. I heard that she has broken through the maze and is now cracking the final code lock. Although it took a day and a half, she is still far from the academy's record, but she is just a bulge.
The beauty with a curvy back is enough to attract these boys with excessive energy. Not to mention that this beauty is still challenging the first difficulty of the academy.
You can't see a beautiful woman without combing your hair, washing your face, and wearing dirty clothes, so today's students all have a new look. Some of them who show off even get a folding fan stuck behind their collars and squat on the ground to make porridge.
Seeing that the connecting rod was raised high and the last link was about to be released, Mr. Li Gang sat in his wheelchair and smiled, preparing to watch the birth of a new record, that is, the women's record. Presumably, in this way, it will have a great impact on the academy.
Those lazy students will be a huge boost.
Li Tai had a nonchalant look on his face. In his opinion, the only role of a woman is to reproduce. A good woman should be beautiful and have children. Everything else is nonsense. A blind cat only encounters a dead mouse.
Opening the door of the academy, he couldn't explain anything. He didn't take so long back then. As for Mr. Gongshu's help, he brushed it off with the spring and autumn brushwork.
The beef tendon was still tied to the door frame. I don't know if the flour in the paper bag was damp. The moment the door was opened, flour would be thrown at it. Li Tai came here specifically to see a weak woman crying loudly, not to see anything else.
As for learning prodigies, how can there be so many prodigies in the world? Yun Ye and Li Tai think there are too many, let alone a stupid woman who wants to be her husband. Yun Ye found a prodigy from a brothel? After all, she is very good at serving men.
Is it better to have a strong foundation in arithmetic? These will take time to be tested.
Li Gang saw that the last node was also revealed, so he waved his hand, and suddenly, majestic and melodious bells rang, one, two, three...
The students of the academy must give a certain amount of respect to the wise man, bow their hands solemnly, and prepare to welcome the new teacher.
The proud face of Hypatia has appeared in the crack of the door. Looking at that delicate face, Li Tai's smile became more and more evil. As the door gradually opened, his smile became more and more weird.
The door opened, and Hypatia took a step with her head held high. A white shadow hit her chest, white smoke exploded, and in an instant, she became a real white person.
Li Tai curled his lips, put the backs of his hands in his sleeves, and happily walked to the back hill of the academy to see his precious machinery. The matter of spinning wool was finally mentioned on the agenda.
No one expected that such a thing would happen. Li Gang angrily wanted to trouble Li Tai, but in a blink of an eye he couldn't find anyone. He was about to go up to comfort Hypatia, but heard Hypatia, whose face was full of flour, say slowly:
"The welcome ceremony at the academy is really unique. How could I have forgotten that this is a free and unrestrained place, where all kinds of fantastic ideas emerge in an endless stream. The most dangerous time for a person is when he is standing at the highest peak. We have experienced
After all kinds of hardships, we finally achieved success. As everyone knows, this is the dangerous time. The pride of success makes us forget that we are still in danger. I would like to thank the academy for teaching me an unforgettable lesson when I entered the door.
I will remember that throughout my life, I will follow humility and prudence throughout my life, and take my own life step by step to the end. For this reason, I am willing to encourage you all. "
Li Gang smiled extremely happily. Yun Ye's recommendation was correct. He was a good gentleman who was born to educate children. The other gentlemen couldn't help but be moved by these words. He was calm and didn't say anything, and he could quickly resolve his own embarrassment.
, turned a prank into an example for educating students, this woman is not simple.
The students gave Hypatia a wave of applause. The prank just now did not move her, but this warm welcome hit the softest part of her heart, and tears burst out and streaked her face.
There are two ridiculous traces.
Li Gang stepped forward, stretched out his arms and said: "Welcome, smart boy, Yushan Academy welcomes you, I hope you can leave your immortal name in Yushan."
Hypatia walked a few steps, hugged the skinny Li Gang gently, saluted with a trembling voice, and said: "Thank you, kind and wise elder, Hypatia is like a wandering child who finally finally
Found my home."
Li Gang took Hypatia's hand and introduced the gentlemen of the academy to her one by one. Her decent language and etiquette were recognized by the gentlemen of the academy. The last person to introduce was Yun Ye, taking advantage of Li Gang's opportunity to talk to Mr. Yuan Zhang.
, Hypatia said: "Dear Lord Marquis, if you don't tell me who arranged this farce, I will be very interested in telling your wife about the story of our night together. It was an amazing story.
A night of nostalgia."
Yun Ye knew that he would never meet a good person. The narrow-minded woman was just talking nonsense. How could a proud woman like her not get back her money after suffering a big loss?
"Don't be surprised. This mechanism was not set up just for you. It was there when the Emperor came here. It was Baihui at that time. But let me tell you, the guy who set up this mechanism is also a genius. This year there are only ten
Seven years old, he is a prince. From now on, you will have many opportunities to discuss. Either the east wind will overwhelm the west wind, or the west wind will overwhelm the east wind. In the final analysis, it is none of my business. This is not Egypt. If you tell my wife that we have an ambiguous relationship, then you know that I
What will my wife do? She will try her best to make you my concubine. This behavior is considered a virtue here. Don’t underestimate the power of a concubine. Maybe one day I will find out when I return home.
You lie on my bed."
After saying that, he laughed and went to Xu Jingzong to arrange Hypatia's office. Obviously, she couldn't share an office with other gentlemen.
After washing up and changing her clothes, Hypatia looked bright and charming. Every move, smile and frown seemed to have a magical power, which made all the little boys in the academy fascinated and vying for money for Xipatia.
Patya leads the way and visits the academy. There is no need for Yun Ye to intervene. These bastards will definitely tell their beautiful teacher everything they know. If the teacher wants to ask about the eight generations of his ancestors, there will probably be no problem.
All places have been visited, except for one remote room that no one took Hypatia to visit. As soon as the curious Hypatia put her head through the window, a bright knife was nailed to the window frame close to her face.
Not knowing whether she was being brave or pretending to be calm, Hypatia asked the tall man in the room: "I am a new teacher, can you tell me what you are doing?"
The room is occupied by a large geographical model, with mountains, plains, and a blue sea. One of the rivers runs through it. There is water flowing in this river, and there are some exquisite models of boats floating on the river.
Another little boy was constantly adding sand to the water. It was strange that he always weighed the sand before adding it. Seeing Hypatia looking at him, he smiled shyly and continued on his own.
work.
The tall man pushed her out roughly, then closed the window and ignored her.
The student next to him quickly explained: "Sir, don't be angry. That's what he is like. He wants to dig a canal between the sea and the Yellow River. Everything else has been prepared, but the sand is the biggest enemy, because
There is sand in the river. The flow in this area is gentle, and there is always sand settling. It will not take many years for the river to be silted up. Besides, the entrance to the sea is always extending. We cannot endlessly build harbors and piers, so he is irritable.
Don't blame him."
Hypatia said to the students: "Such a person is worthy of respect. He devotes himself wholeheartedly to his work and forgets about the outside world. I believe he will always find a solution. We should not disturb him."
he."
"Sir, let's take you to see the giant dragon skull and the skeleton of the big fish. That is the most worth seeing place in the academy."
"Nonsense, the library is the essence of the academy. The collection of books in our academy is the best in the world. There are many unique and rare books printed these days. Mr. Li Gang said that this is the treasure of the academy."
"None of them are right. The Butterfly Museum is the place where you should go. There are now more than 300 species of butterfly specimens there. I went back to my hometown in Yuezhou to catch four more kinds of colorful butterflies. You should go there and have a look."
"Nonsense. You are a famous mathematician. You should go to the back mountain to see Li Tai's construction model. He is known as a genius in mathematics. You should go and attack his arrogance."
"Genius, do you mean a genius in arithmetic?" Hypatia raised her head and asked the excited student with a smile. (To be continued. Please search Piao Tian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!)