"Zhang Heng, you are too stupid!" Guo Chunyan joked on the boat next to her...
This made Zhang Heng extremely embarrassed. Could it be that besides not having the talent to throw spears, he also had shortcomings in using boats? Now he could only comfort himself by saying that no one is perfect.
"Xiaoyi, go to your cousin's place, and let's swim in the water for a while!"
Seeing his sister nodding happily, Zhang Heng handed her over. He did this because he had no intention of building a boat, and his sister's favorite was Guo Chunyan.
After his sister sat between Xiao Yin and his cousin, Zhang Heng jumped into the water. Zhangjia Village is not far from the reservoir. He had never gone to the reservoir to swim in the summer before, but his skills were not very good. He only knew one move, "dog scratching".
That is, the villagers imitated dog swimming.
It can be broken down into just squeezing your hands and feet in the water. This posture is quite strenuous and does not swim fast. The only advantage is that it is easy to learn and is a must-have body-tying technique for children in the village.
"Bang!" There was a soft sound, and Zhang Heng dived into the water with a fierce dive, and then disappeared. For such a big lake, the water quality is definitely not bad, but the color is a bit darker, and you can only see the water below.
About two meters.
"Boom!" Half a minute later, Zhang Heng emerged from the wooden boat where the female doctor was. It was okay, better than he imagined. Now he has a thousand pounds of strength in his hands. Even if his swimming skills are not good, his strength will make up for it.
It made him feel better underwater, and his movements were not strenuous at all. Judging by his feeling, he could hold his breath for about three minutes. The deeper the water, the shorter the holding time.
"Wang, do you want to come up and row a boat together?" The female doctor leaned down and asked, not caring at all that her plump breasts were exposed.
Zhang Heng looked away with difficulty, "Forget it, I'll just stay in the water for a while!"
Then he nodded to Ouya and went back to the pedal boat where Xiao Yin was. Xiao Yin couldn't swim. In fact, at this time, he should use teaching swimming as an excuse to get closer, but in the end he gave up after thinking about it.
"Xiao Yin, watch me bring up a fish, and I'll grill it for you later!" Zhang Heng said calmly.
"Just brag!" Guo Chunyan said directly. It's not that she doesn't help, but it's almost impossible to catch fish in such a big lake. If you want to fish, you can only stay away from the port. With so many people playing around here, even if
Even the fish were scared away.
But they didn’t know that Zhang Heng could cheat. There were many modern fish raised in the space, and they were raised in farmland. This was because of the participation of more than a dozen old farmers in the village. In the countryside, some villagers would choose to live in farmland with sufficient water sources.
Fish farming will not affect rice cultivation. Of course, the fish harvest is very low, but no matter how low it is, it is enough for villagers to occasionally eat fish.
"Do you dare to bet?" Zhang Heng came up with a new word.
"Okay, who is afraid of whom, what are you betting on?" Guo Chunyan was not willing to be outdone.
The people who ran to get the fruit haven't come back yet, so it seems a little quieter here. Many people have heard that they are going to play gambling. As Mr. Li, a famous storyteller in Rongcheng, said: "The storytelling industry is not defeated by television, but
But failed at the mahjong table." This refers to the collapse of the storytelling industry in the 1980s. At that time, there were abundant TV programs and concerts, but they still could not replace the storytelling market. But when Mahjong became a thing
It's over when we appear on the stage. Everyone forgets to sleep and eat to practice mahjong skills. Who has time to listen to storytelling in the teahouse?
Mahjong is the quintessence of the nation, but its root cause is gambling. The whole population has a subconscious tendency to gamble, and if someone provokes it, it will be even more difficult to control it.
"If I win, I will ask the loser to be my maid today. If I lose, the winner can make whatever demands he wants!" Zhang Heng shouted.
"Okay, I'll bet with you!" Guo Chunyan blurted out without thinking.
Then Zhang Heng showed off his previous ability to engage in verbal warfare and fooled a group of people around him into the gambling ring. Even Tang Xiaomi and others who were watching the excitement fell into the trap because they didn't believe that he could catch fish in the lake.
And there are also restrictions on the fish he catches. It must be a big fish of more than five kilograms, and there must be no wounds on the fish. It is guaranteed to be a live and fresh fish. There are also some small restrictions, mainly to prevent him from cheating.
.
Zhang Heng naturally agreed, and of course he also defined the word "maid", that is, all his requirements must be fulfilled as long as they do not violate the principles. For example, if he is thirsty, the maid must go get water, he thought.
To eat an apple, the maid has to peel it quickly. Wherever he goes today, the maid has to follow him. Of course, there is no need for it, such as going to the toilet.
No one refuted this point. The main reason was that everyone believed that he was destined to lose, and they were each thinking about what demands they would make on him. The only person who understood this was the female doctor, and it happened that the female doctor became his sitter. If
Without the help of a female doctor, it would be impossible to trick everyone in.
"Zhang Heng, I think it's better not to give up. You can't win." Xiao Yin said with some unbearability. She felt strange mentally, as if Zhang Heng lost, she also lost. After thinking about it, she understood that originally Zhang Heng only
Serve her alone, and if you lose, you have to serve everyone. Maybe this is not called liking, but just a habit, but you must know that sometimes habits can be more explosive than liking.
Perhaps according to the current situation, as long as Zhang Heng persists, the relationship between the two will heat up, but it's hard to say how long it will take.
"That's not necessarily the case!" Zhang Heng smiled mysteriously, then plunged into the water, and disappeared after jumping for a few times. Compared with space, the real lake is too safe, and there is no need to be worried at all times.
He didn't intend to delay, the mystery was revealed immediately, and when he came out of the water, he was already holding a live fish weighing at least seven or eight kilograms in each hand.
"You cheated!" Guo Chunyan said every word, her chest rising and falling, obviously she was greatly stimulated.
"I'm willing to admit defeat, come on, let's grill the fish." Zhang Heng quickly swam back to the shore, and the two fish jumped three feet high on the beach. If this was not considered alive, then he really
I have nothing to say.
Everyone present exchanged glances with each other, and finally made up their mind to avoid blaming everyone, and ran away in a swarm. Zhang Heng was speechless, and with a smile, he immediately started up, took a few steps and jumped into the river. Although his swimming movements were not fast on the surface of the water.
, but the speed at which it dived underwater was considered very powerful. When it shot out of the water, it immediately caught the hovercraft where Tang Xiaomi and others were sitting, and almost knocked down the boat because it pounced too hard.
"Zhang Heng, what are you doing!" Tang Xiaomi said with a blushing face. Her military style made her feel shameless about escaping from gambling. Now that she was caught red-handed, she unconsciously became nervous.
"That's right, we are all wounded and cannot get into the water." Muzi, Xia Xia, Zhao Ziliang and the girls next to them also agreed.
Although they are all fine now, and Xie Tianhua is also fine, all the injuries were caused by Zhang Heng. It is inevitable that there will be resentment, saying that they were not really returning home in the first place, but were just working with Xie Tianhua as an "undercover". After all, they are women.
, with personal emotions.
"Ahem~! Don't worry, I will ask you to do what I can. I still don't know the extent of your injuries." Zhang Heng said with a cheeky face, and then he pulled the hovercraft to the shore under the incredible eyes of the women...
…"Tang Xiaomi, you guys have chopped up the fish. You just need to remove the gills, scales and internal organs. Wash them and put them in a basin. You can find the basin by yourself. I'm going to catch a few fish and bring them back." Zhang Heng smiled.
After Mi's instructions, she jumped into the water again.
In just ten minutes, he actually caught more than a dozen big fish and came ashore. This shocked the boys and girls who had just returned from running to get fruits. Some even good swimmers imitated him and ran to catch fish. The result was natural.
It's a tragedy, let alone fishing, you can't even see the shadow of the fish.
It's not that there are few fish in this lake, it's just that there's so much fun here that even if there are fish, they're far away.
When he used a loudspeaker to call everyone to come and eat fish, those who ran to fish in the distance could only yell and be depressed, but they also put down their fish stalks and ran back.
It's still early, and since I'm not going back tonight and there's no rush to play, I'd better fill my stomach first.
"Are you asking us to eat fish? Or is it raw?" Although Fu Mei chose the yacht, she came back the fastest. She wanted to make a few jokes, but suddenly asked in surprise: "What's wrong with your arm?"
There is a circular scar."
It was a gunshot wound. Zhang Heng smiled and quickly covered it up, saying it was from a childhood injury. Fu Mei didn't think much about it.
"Please eat sashimi, everyone. The fish in Longting Lake is very delicious, and eating it raw is the best." This is completely nonsense. If it were fish from the lake, it would still have a muddy smell.
"Brush!" He took out the survival knife that had not been used for a long time. This knife was not cheap at all, costing more than two hundred dollars.
The chopping board and awning had been prepared a long time ago. Tang Xiaomi and the other six reluctantly helped him, but he saw a ten-pound barbel fish being thrown onto the chopping board. This was a space fish with very thick spines.
, fished out of the river, and are quite delicious when eaten raw.
"Are you interested in seeing my sword skills?" Zhang Heng was no longer in a hurry at this time. He put his posture into full swing and asked when everyone was almost there.
"Is there a connection between killing pigs and killing fish?" Fu Mei joked. She knew clearly that her sister was giving her looks, but she couldn't help but talk sarcastically to Zhang Heng. The only person who could enjoy being bullied by her was Zhang Heng. Between men and women,
Things are so subtle.
Zhang Heng ignored it directly, and then heard Guo Chunyan say: "Okay, if you perform well, sister will be rewarded!"
"I get a reward too!" A girl brought by Xu Rong echoed.
The scene immediately became lively, Zhang Heng said happily: "Xiaomi, please take the basin and walk around in front, otherwise there will be no place to throw money if everyone wants to cheer!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was extremely speechless. Tang Xiaomi gritted his teeth and grabbed a big basin, as if he wanted to tear the basin apart.
"King Barbarian, we have calculated that there are a total of sixty-two people on the island." A barbarian came over to report.
Zhang Heng nodded, "Look, there are sixty-two people, three slices for each person, and I will only pay thirty-six!"
When everyone heard what he said, they immediately understood that he actually wanted to cut the fish into one hundred and eighty-six pieces. This was not a simple matter. Although the fish was big, it would shrink after the scales and internal organs were removed.
After removing the fish head and tail, there will be about six pounds left. This is not finished yet, we still need to get the fish bones.
Zhang Heng's hands began to move as he spoke, and a survival knife on the left and right was activated at the same time...