Wang Xu smiled coquettishly and changed the subject: "Well... By the way, didn't I say that those guys gave me gifts? Let's open them together."
Yan Li replied: "Okay, I'm curious too. Just wait a moment, I'll go get it now." She got up and went back to the room, and soon brought out a lot of things. These gifts were of different sizes.
, but they are basically packed with colored paper and ribbons. Wang Xu really didn’t expect that he would be able to receive such a large number of things due to his popularity.
At this time, Yan Li had already put all the gifts on the coffee table. Wang Xu walked to the sofa with great interest, pulled Yan Li to sit down together, then picked up the largest gift box and said, "This is from Lao Qi."
Right?"
Yan Li said: "How do you know?"
"That's right. We have a strong friendship. This so-called good brother is loyal..." What Wang Xu said was actually the truth.
"Are you going to open it now, or will you dismantle it after spreading the knowledge about Tiandihui to me?"
So Wang Xu shut up and stopped talking nonsense. He opened the package and saw...a coffee pot and a toaster.
"I asked why it's so heavy. It turns out it's a home appliance." Yan Li said and rubbed her slender arms.
"Haha...hehe..." Wang Xu smiled twitchingly. He found that because these two items were to be replaced with gift packaging, they had long been taken out of the original paper boxes, but Qi Bing was still very
"Considerately" I left the instruction manual inside, and wrote a line on it with an eye-catching signal pen: "The instant coffee in your office tastes terrible when paired with the toast sold in the supermarket."
"It turns out you just wanted to use it when you came, bastard!!" Wang Xu really wanted to shout out, but he held back. After all, he just said something about good brothers showing loyalty, and this was still a rant.
Put it in your own belly.
"It's a very pragmatic gift, very nice." Yan Li commented.
"Yes...really..." Wang Xu said: "Then what...look at Yu Xin's gift."
Speaking of which, although Wang Xu is a very nerdy person and is also a member of the Right Hand Club, this does not mean that he is a man without women. In fact, he has received many gifts from girls since he was in elementary school.
He is quite popular with women. However, when his family suffered changes and his other personality fell into a deep sleep, he basically became the kind of person who has neither the mood nor the time and conditions to fall in love.
Therefore, except for Shang Lingxue and Yan Li, Wang Xu, who had not received a gift from a female friend for many years, was still quite curious about the contents of the box.
The gift box given by Yu Xin was rectangular and not too big. After opening it, there was a book inside.
The cover of the book says - The Art of Confession.
Wang Xu glared directly at Yan Li with a sharp look. The latter looked up at the sky, doing things that were not his own, but it was obviously useless.
"Do you have anything to say?"
"I don't know anything." She was still quibbling.
Wang Xu saw a message from Yu Xin on the bookmark. He pulled it out and read: "Did Qi Bing learn his confession from you? I think you two should really study it together."
"You should just go and give it to him! It's none of my business! You can't wait for his birthday anymore! How much do you want to get back together with him! Say it for yourself, you bastard!" Wang Xu almost didn't say this
Throwing the book out, he looked back at Yan Li and said, "You girls like to discuss the whole process of being confessed when you get together?"
Yan Li knew she was in the wrong, so she could only reply in a low voice: "That's just what girls are like... It's better than you boys to get together and watch some restricted movies together..."
Wang Xu sighed and picked up another gift: "I hope everything will be normal next time."
This time the gift package was cone-shaped and not big. From the outside, it looked like a high-end pen. Wang Xu thought that this would be considered a gift, as it would have commemorative significance and be easy to preserve.
He asked: "Who gave this to me?"
"It's a gift from Qing Ruo. It's said to be a gift they gave to you together without soul."
"Oh?" Wang Xu was confused now. The Wuhun members didn't have a close relationship with him. Even though they all live in S City now, they rarely have the opportunity to interact with each other.
After opening the gift, Wang Xu's doubts disappeared, because what was inside was not a high-end gold pen, but... a pair of chopsticks.
These chopsticks are made of jade. They look like high-quality goods at first glance. They are white and flawless. They feel cool when you hold them in your hands. There is a couplet carved with small seals on the two chopsticks.
After a hundred years, the heaven and earth have regained their vitality, and peace has unified the mountains and rivers.
"I'm going to rule the world of food!! What a fool!!" He wanted to break the pair of chopsticks, but then he thought about it, this thing is just a jade article, maybe it's really worth a few bucks
, reluctant to...
At this point, Wang Xu felt more and more that opening the gifts was a very scary thing, but he still thought: Now that we have started, let’s finish it. It can’t all be a tragedy, right?
Dear viewers, most of the tragedies in this world are caused by someone having this kind of luck mentality.
This time he picked up a smaller gift box. Yan Li glanced at it and added, "This should be from Brother Shui."
Now Wang Xu felt a little more at ease, thinking that although Lord Yama was usually unreliable, he was basically harmless to humans and animals, and he would definitely not send anything with any hidden meaning.
Then, a back-beating coupon appeared in front of Wang Xu...
This thing really makes no sense...
"Why don't you give this to a primary school student because he forgot his dad's birthday? Give it to your dad! Who wants you to slap your back? It's better not to give it! By the way, who forced you to give a gift!" Wang Xu said directly
Tear up the paper.
Yan Li looked at his appearance and couldn't help but snicker next to him.
Wang Xu felt a little annoyed and quickly grabbed two of the remaining three gifts and opened them together.
The first one was given by Shui Yingyao, and it can be regarded as a work of art - Ship in a Bottle.
However, the boat in the bottle given by Senior Shui is different. In that wine bottle... there are two boats, and they are squeezed together, as if they will fall apart together after shaking twice. The meaning is self-evident.
The second item was given by Elbert. This young German man, in line with the pragmatic and meticulous spirit of the German nation, gave Wang Xu a gift made by himself.
"What is this..." Wang Xu picked it up. First of all, the thing was made up of three socks. The middle one had eyes and mouths sewn on it, and then the other two socks were connected to both sides of it.
.
"This is a sock bunny. If you put your hand into the sock in the middle, you can play with it as a bunny doll. I remember I made one when I was a kid." Yanli's answer was correct, but it didn't satisfy Wang Xu.
and gratified.
"Okay... with that guy's craftsmanship, it would be great if he could make something, but..." Wang Xu stuffed the sock rabbit back into the gift box: "Why not use new socks... Even if
I need to use old ones and wash them before making them!! These are the socks that I couldn’t find a while ago, right?! It turns out that this guy stole them! Is he even reluctant to use his own socks?! Still
Let me put my hand in?!"
Finally, when Wang Xu was about to collapse. At the last moment, Master Mao’s gift was about to appear. This would undoubtedly be the last straw that broke the camel’s back, but now that it had happened, even Yan Li missed it.
Let’s see what’s inside.
Wang Xu opened the gift box, which was only the size of a jewelry box, and then saw a whole box of condoms connected together.
Mr. Cat also left a piece of paper inside, which wrote in sad words: "At first, I failed to notice that the packaging said 97% safe, so I became the remaining 3%.
Victim. I hope you will not follow in my footsteps..."
Yan Li didn't blush when she saw this gift. She calmly picked one up, looked closely at the small print on the package, and said, "It really says it. I didn't know this wasn't 100 before."
%Safe.”
Wang Xu's mind must have been broken. He seemed calmer than Yan Li at the moment: "You have never used it before, what do you know?"
"Hmph...you know I haven't used it yet?"
"Nonsense...of course I know..."
Yan Li suddenly realized that her argument was indeed meaningless. Wang Xu had read her memory, so she could only use an inappropriate metaphor: "Have you never eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig running?"
Wang Xu squinted at her: "So, when girls get together, they not only have to gossip, but they also watch some R-rated movies that boys also watch?"
Yan Li felt that their topic was starting to go wrong, so she cleared her throat and said, "Okay, you've finished opening the gifts, let's cut the cake."
"Wait a minute." Wang Xu suddenly stared into Yan Li's eyes: "Where is your gift?"
Yan Li's heartbeat obviously accelerated, but she still tried her best to control her tone and replied calmly: "I'll give it to you later."
Wang Xu thought for a moment and said, "When you give it to me, do I need to use Lord Cat's gift?"
"Go to hell!" she said coquettishly, then picked up a pillow from the sofa and threw it at Wang Xu's face.
But of course it didn't hurt. Wang Xu immediately said: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, don't be angry."
…………
The lights in the room had been turned off, and Wang Xu used a lighter to light the candles for his 21st birthday. Yan Li did not sing a birthday song to Wang Xu, but just said: "Happy birthday."
Wang Xu just replied: "Thank you."
They looked at each other and lowered their heads in embarrassment.
After a moment of silence, Yan Li said softly: "Make a wish."
Wang Xu closed his eyes. At this moment, he asked himself a question in his heart, "What is it that I want most..."
