It was still a damn hot weather, and the office was still messy. Even in the air-conditioned room, Wang Xu and Elbert still stuck out their tongues and looked like they were about to collapse.
Huh? What did you say? Did I miss a chapter? No, no, no, there is no such thing. Huh? Why did the scene suddenly change? This can't be considered a problem, because I often do this. Ahh... don't do it
That kind of expression, it seems like a long-lost plot to overthrow is about to happen but then ends abruptly, bringing you huge resentment...
Well... in short, the good thing you imagined didn't happen, what? Did I say a good thing? No, no, I just said something, and I didn't feel good about it. I am a very ethical person, and
How could a very distinguished literature lover say something like that...
So what, where did I just say it? Oh, by the way, um... tongue... um... collapse... um... forget it, let me end my rants here, it takes up too many words anyway.
Well, the mobile phone party has turned through several pages... and unknowingly said some dangerous words...
Well, the ellipsis appears for the last time in this chapter as a dividing line.
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The sound of footsteps came from outside the door, and Wang Xu could guess who was coming without using his spiritual sense.
Qi Bing didn't knock on the door. He turned the doorknob and walked in. He glanced at the two people in the room and said with the same poker face: "Tell me, what's the matter?"
He asked the question straight to the point, so Wang Xu also answered straight to the point: "I want to go to Huangtian City."
Qi Bing's expression did not change after hearing this, but he replied in a tone very similar to Master Cat: "Are you going to die?"
Wang Xu added: "Because I think this matter is relatively difficult, I want to ask you to be my helper."
"Do you want someone to support you even if you die?" He uttered another sentence that was very similar to a rhetorical question.
Elbert added from the side: "Brother Qi, don't worry, I will also go to help."
"Are you going to die too?" This was the third time Qi Bing asked the question.
Wang Xuxu raised his eyes and asked in the tone of a gangster trying to extort pocket money from a primary school student: "Then are you going or not?"
"Go." This answer was quite straightforward.
"Okay! They are indeed good brothers, very loyal!" Wang Xu flattered him at the right time.
But Qi Bing immediately added: "Actually, I think summer vacation is really boring."
Before he finished speaking, a vein visibly popped out on Wang Xu's forehead. He suddenly got angry and attacked Qi Bing with the standard move of Mr. Takenori Akagi's "gorilla strangulation".
He also muttered viciously: "Are you so empty without a woman?! Scumbag!!"
He used a huge force to press Qi Bing's head to the coffee table (there was a book on the coffee table called "The Art of Confession"), and then shouted in his ear: "Look at that! Scum, you woman
It was a birthday gift from a friend! You actually asked us to study it together! What on earth did you say to that woman!!"
Qi Bing wanted to speak, but he couldn't. He was struggling at the critical point between rolling his eyes and not.
Wang Xu continued to yell: "If you want a woman so much, go and chase her back! Are you sick of me for causing trouble?!"
"Uh-huh!" Someone cleared their throat, attracting the attention of the three people in the room. They turned around and saw He Wenhong, standing at the door, looking at Wang Xu with very contemptuous eyes.
"It's still the same, Wang Xu. Because you are so annoying, I don't even want to ask you why you quarreled. Anyway, it must be your fault." He Wenhong said very arrogantly.
Wang Xu finally let go of Qi Bing, who was blushing and gasping for air. Wang Xu ignored him and said directly to He Wenhong: "Xiao He, it's been a long time. I didn't expect you to come.
Already."
"Ha! You, Wang Xu, suddenly sent me a text message saying, 'Please come over and do me a favor.' How could I not come? Even if I come here just to see your begging face, it's worth it."
Wang Xu was not angry and said calmly: "So, you agreed to help?"
"Answer me first, why do you think of asking me for help? I think our relationship is not as good as you think?"
"It's very simple. I don't know many people in the ghost hunting world. I can't hire anyone who is too powerful, so I have to look for you."
He Wenhong said disdainfully: "Tsk, do you think I am still the same He Wenhong who was easily defeated by you? After that, I spent a lot of time on training, but I hang out with someone like you who possesses Ghost Valley Taoism all day long.
The guys are vastly different.”
"Oh? A guy like you who follows so-and-so all day long to pick up girls, how dare you shamelessly say that I hang out with you all day long?"
He Wenhong was caught with a sore leg and immediately became angry: "What are you talking about! Who has been following her all day long! Aren't I going to S city alone this time?"
"That's right, don't talk nonsense. Xiao He is much better than you." Mr. Cat appeared out of nowhere.
The corners of Elbert's mouth twitched: "No one who enters this office is willing to knock on the door?"
Wang Xu said: "That's nonsense. You and he are not even close to each other, so what qualifications do you have to make judgments about him?"
Master Mao's face suddenly turned into a haze. He glanced at the people in the room with a sharp look, and then said: "Because, I can tell at a glance that he is not a virgin!"
The four people except Mr. Mao were frozen in place as if they were petrified, and their chins were elongated as if they were dislocated. This expression and posture lasted for a full minute, and then He Wenhong said in shock: "You are doing this kind of thing?
How can you tell?!"
Mr. Cat shrugged: "It's like lipstick on a shirt or ice cubes on a Coke."
Albert looked at the ceiling: "Is it Sun Xiaozheng? It seems that you have died without regrets."
A chilling light flashed in Qi Bing's eyes: "Speaking of which, you are considered to be eighteen years old this year. She is still underage. Doesn't this constitute a crime?"
Wang Xu smiled evilly: "Tell me, should we activate the joint skill - Judgment of Youth, or should you surrender yourself to the public security organ and work as a male prostitute in a prison?"
"What are you talking about! Where can such perverted skills be found?! Who would go to the public security bureau?! It's just you guys who are just talking nonsense, there is no evidence at all, and it will cost my life?!"
"Master Cat's words are evidence." Wang Xu's expression became more and more obscene.
"What kind of logic is this?!" He Wenhong shouted.
So Master Mao threw out the second fatal sentence. He said this sentence into He Wenhong's ear. The other three people did not hear it. However, after He Wenhong heard it, his eyes were distracted and he crouched on the ground, unconscious.
Muttering: "Only 97%!"
Wang Xu walked up to him: "Young man, since you have embarked on the forbidden path, come with me to hell! Hahahaha!!" He smiled like a devil.
Qi Bing said something serious at this time: "So, have you decided that the team you will go to Huangtian City this time will be the five people here?"
(Because He Wenhong temporarily lost consciousness, he did not hear the words Huangtian City at all.)
Wang Xu said: "Five people are five people, but Mr. Cat is not among them."
This surprised Qi Bing: "Who is the other one?" As soon as he asked, he seemed to immediately think of the answer: "Oh. I guessed it, he is the only guy who has the same bad taste as you."
