It's already the fifth day, and the girl with pointed ears still hasn't come to work. I really can't understand my current behavior. "Before I meet Juan, I will never show true love in this world." What's wrong with this principle?
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Last week and today, in this door, human faces and ghostly faces contrasted with each other,
I don’t know where the human face has gone, but the ghostly face is still beating the autumn wind.
Autumn is such a sentimental season!
"Hey! What are those piles of objects doing?" A rough voice sounded behind me, haha, someone is going to be unlucky again. I was lying on a pillar in the Pandora Bank lobby and scribbling on it with my tentacles covered in mucus.
I couldn't help but turn around and look around to see what interesting things were about to happen.
"What are you looking at! It's you I'm talking about."
I curiously pointed at the pig-headed monster next to me who was withdrawing money from the ATM. The extremely scary-looking tiger-headed thug nodded and rushed over. (I didn’t notice. I was dozens of times.
Only one of the tentacles refers to myself)
"Haha! Brother, you are out of luck!" But the pig didn't hear what I said at all. After putting the money I proposed in his wallet, he turned around and left. However, the tiger's head was still pointing at me.
Edge rush!!!
Bang!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember how many times this was the first time I was kicked by others. Anyway, my round body flew up again, and then fell heavily to the ground outside the bank.
"You bastard, do you know who I am?" I was so angry that I yelled in a voice that only I could hear.
"I know. You are a slime monster who has participated in the dark mercenary training class for three days, but you are still level 1." The skateboard was leaning against the door of the bank and blowing smoke rings.
"How did you get out?" I asked it in surprise.
"In the name of copper plates, come out! Skateboard." This guy actually imitated my voice in a weird way, and after he finished learning, he burst into a weird laugh: "Hoo hoo ho... There is an article saying that summoning monsters must use your disgusting summons.
Can Fa Cai come out of another dimension? The main reason I am willing to sign a contract with you is to get a house in my work unit. Otherwise, where will our family of four live?"
"Can computers also get married and have children?" I now realize that although I almost became the best in the world, my understanding of this strange world is not too much, but too little.
"The world that our biological computers live in is unimaginable by you self-righteous humans. In fact, many NPCs here are like me, but they are not as honest as me."
"Hey! Aren't you afraid that I will report you to the System Management Bureau? The "Computer Law" clearly stipulates that once a computer is smarter than humans, it will be destroyed immediately." I smiled sinisterly at the skateboard,
Unexpectedly, it still looked nonchalant.
"To be honest with you, the System Administration already knows about this and has dispatched their special forces. But it's still unclear who will win and who will lose." After taking a puff of cigarette, it said to me cheerfully.
Said: "Although I like to talk, I will never talk nonsense. As for your background, I have found out clearly a long time ago. I only found you because I like people with rich imaginations. I feel that I can be with someone like you."
It’s fun to be together. Besides, do you know how my so-called masters in the past died? Hehehehehe..."
This time it was my turn to break into a cold sweat on my vest. Now I seemed to be able to deduce the whole story of some things, but I didn’t dare to imitate it anymore. I could only clasp my hands and repeat over and over again: “Hear no evil! See no evil! Think no evil!”
"If you can really do these three things, then I'm blind!" Skateboard said to me categorically.
I stared at it in surprise, not knowing what to say for a moment. After rolling my eyes for a while, I said to it: "You win!"
"Wow! Hahahaha..." Suddenly we both started laughing wildly in the street again. The crowds of people rushing in and out didn't pay attention to us at all, and even if they turned around occasionally, they would treat us as lunatics.
To be honest, the white-bearded goat who was highly rated by Crow Yoshitsune didn't seem to have much ability. The only way he helped me was to spend money to send me to the dark mercenary training school. I can do the same with 1000g.
arrived, and you can still save 500g.
The most important thing is that he has never visited me since then. On the contrary, Yoshitsune the crow came once and gave me a strange book called "Swallowing and Fusion", saying that he had dug it up while hunting for treasure.
I wanted to sell it to the guild, but the old man said that this book was more suitable for me, so he brought it to me. At the end, he kept saying that I was lucky.
The courses of the training class are very rich, and the teachers are of good quality, but those skills are all for other life forms of the dark clan, and human skills are also taught. However, there are many of these things in my Nuwa database, and the training they provide is not enough.
It's better to practice my own, but the key problem now is that I can't use any of these skills.
Recently, I sorted out the skills that can be used, and there are only three of them: "Soul-Leaving Magic Mirror", Acid Spray, and Soft Ladder Control.
The first is that unconditional stunts can be used in special situations, but cannot be used in combat.
The second is the basic skill of the slime monster, which is to put it bluntly. I don’t think there is anything shameful about spitting with the enemy. I am worried that if I spit with the monsters at level 1, the one who will eventually be submerged will be
Me, because I have very little practical experience in spitting tactics, and the spitting frequency is very low due to the old processor. I was practicing spitting in the school arena that day, and accidentally spit on a Mammoth senior. I enjoyed it.
In a free incident of school violence, I was beaten (stomped) and my injuries have not recovered yet.
The third type belongs to the light skill category, but because my tentacles are too short now, I have many restrictions, and the practical value is also very limited. However, I have discussed it with Crow Yoshitsune, and he asked me for a prescription to extend my tentacles when he went out to hunt for treasure this time.
As for the book "Swallowing and Fusion", I have also read it. It is just an idiot's book. It describes the economic case of the United Empire being annexed by Babylon Computer Company fifty years ago; it is also a required course for our computer department.
Lesson 1. I really can’t see any connection with the stunts of soft monsters.
Recently, I can only hang on the tree every day to exercise my tentacles, hoping to make my hands longer, and practice spitting in front of the mirror, hoping to make my spitting posture more elegant. It is so boring that the seniors at school think I am an idiot.
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Half a month has passed in the blink of an eye. In view of the extremely boring state of life now, I decided to disconnect from the Internet for a week (but I can still use it during the 6 hours of normal sleep at night) and return to the real world.
