"What? You also want to work?" (sound of cracking peanuts)
"That's right! Old... Hehe... Boss, just think of a solution for us." Hehe almost let it slip, and Xiaozhu and I both stuck out our tongues secretly.
Sitting opposite us was an old-looking guy with a shaggy beard who looked like he was in his thirties. At first glance, we thought he was an old worker who had fallen into the world since childhood. The only thing he was wearing was the two hundred yuan (we suspected
The white trench coat he bought at a street stall for 50 yen showed that he was slightly different from ordinary migrant workers.
"Do you think you can bribe me with a bag of peanuts?" After eating the peanuts in his pocket, he swallowed the edible bag into his stomach as well, and then licked his fingers with the dregs remaining in the bag.
This bastard actually said such heartless words to us, a pair of poor people living at the bottom of society, with his lips smacking and loud words! Oh...
"old……"
Xiaozhu and I were about to praise him again, but he interrupted him mercilessly, and stretched out a finger to wave in front of us: "Don't mention the old word in front of me, remember! I
It’s a pony!”
"Bah, bah, bah..." We sighed in our hearts more than twenty times before we said to him flatteringly: "Brother Ma, please! We all know that you have a tofu heart, a chivalrous heart, a traditional hot dog, and a reincarnated living Buddha.
! We admire you as much as..." (This is one of dn's unique skills: mixing in many compliments with curse words, because we always treat the people we want to praise as not human beings)
"Stop!" He suddenly made a very cool gesture to stop us from continuing: "Isn't it just to find a job for you? There is no need to be so humble. Why don't you have any manliness at all?"
"Ouch~~~~" On normal days, Xiaozhu and I would have rushed up and strangled this bastard to death, but today: "Ooh~~~~" He is indeed the legendary Brother Ma, who can handle all problems better than us.
Thorough...%*@￥#%(..."
Ma Yuancai, male, 23 years old (retaken the exam for two years), in order to pursue popularity, he gave himself an English name A. A second-year student in the computer department of Shenwu College, unmarried, in good health, his ancestors were poor farmers for three generations, with good roots and healthy growth.
She has bad habits, is keen on online dating, and calls herself the Pretty Girl Killer. Out of admiration for the underworld gangsters, he calls himself Brother Ma. He likes to hold toothpicks and grow a beard like a steel needle. His catchphrase: "I'm a gangster, who should I be afraid of!" But secretly he
He is called Laoluotou·Ma by our iness (the abbreviation of our iness) (because of his bitter appearance and deep hatred, which is quite worthy of the revolutionary martyrs of Zhazidong) and was rated as the oldest gangster in Mengyuan City by 502. And this name has passed the most
The little trumpet that doesn't like to spread gossip quickly spread throughout the department, but he didn't know it yet. He didn't think he was a living treasure, but he had long been recognized by the college as one of the 502 Four Idiots.
"Actually, he is a quite honest person." This is Yuxiang's evaluation of him. We have never commented on this. If a guy with a thicker skin than a pot helmet is honest, then we are not el).
"Long live Little Ma! Long live Little Ma!" On the night when Lao Luobotou informed us that we could go for the interview the next day, we stayed up all night. We slept in bed and kept singing praises to the all-powerful Little Ma.
Xiao Ma also excitedly joined the ranks of singing praises (of course praising himself).
But then again, this old carrot head is still quite capable. The job he introduced seems to be quite good - sweeping the floor at the headquarters of Taiyi Computer Company, with an hourly salary of 20 yuan (the average monthly income of the urban population at that time was
10,000￥) working 4-8 hours a day. Oh my god! For us, this is simply an astronomical figure. We can’t even make so much money as gigolos! (Because we are definitely the least popular gigolos)
In the end, the three of us were so happy that we didn't want to sleep. We climbed over the wall and went out together to buy three bottles of inferior daughter's red (30 yen for heavy bleeding) and a bag of crispy peanuts (5 yen). They came back and made a fuss all night. That night we were attacked by the robot doorman, but the ending
But it was the robot that was smashed to death by our dn with the courage he had learned from playing Go. (That night the mechanical guard realized what the three secrets of Go are—fast, accurate, and ruthless). In the end, he even wore a pair of strawberry-shaped men’s underwear (
Trumpet) on its head, and then modified its memory chip. The next day, it was slandered by Trumpet as a pervert who stole underwear, and finally it was ruined together with Trumpet in strawberry underwear.
Only half an hour's drive away from the Suspended Express, we arrived at the headquarters of Taiyi Company, which is located on a large island in the sea more than 100 kilometers east of Mengyuan City. Facing the world's number one company, the first feeling was - good~~~
~~~Big! A company headquarters actually occupies an entire island the size of a medium-sized city. This is too exaggerated! (Not counting the branches that are all over the world)
When it comes to architectural style, I can only describe this place as extremely luxurious. Except for the main building, there seems to be no building higher than five floors. There are exotic flowers and beautiful low-rise buildings everywhere. But the main building has two
It is one hundred and sixty stories high, and the last ten floors are a sky city floating in the air. And I heard from Brother Ma that there is also a huge underwater city here. There are very few means of transportation, because everyone here can move quickly.
Flying in the sky. It made our necks hurt just to ask for directions. The 500,000 employees of Taiyi Headquarters and their more than 2 million family members live and work here. It is said that there are also the world's most advanced weapons and
The strongest armed forces, but because they are so advanced, we can't see them at all.
It is because of this place that Mengyuan City, which was not very big at first, can rapidly develop into a super metropolis with a population of 150 million. It is also because of this place that China can become the world hegemon in the new century.
However, the development of this world seems to be somewhat abnormal, so the world hegemon China seems to be slightly different from previous hegemons in history...
This place seems to be more qualified to be called Mengyuan than Mengyuan City.
We were interviewed by Dr. Tao Ziyan, deputy director of Taiyi Technology Department, and a section chief of the Human Resources Department. It was very strange, how did Minister Tao, who seemed to be only about 22 years old, become a senior executive of Taiyi Empire? And why did she come to interview us?
Little soldier?
However, we later found out that when we applied for the job, the technology center was in urgent need of three building cleaners, and the requirement was that they must have a bachelor's degree or above in computer science. I heard that a few college students were applying for the job, and Minister Tao stopped by to take a look.
Xiao Ma, who originally cleaned outdoor public toilets, was also included in the interview list.
When we first met, we were all stunned by Zi Yan's beauty. Especially when I blinked my eyes at her for the first time, I suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu, but I couldn't remember where I had seen her? Tao
The minister is a slender, plump, and dignified mature woman. Her jade-like bright face is embedded with a pair of eye-catching single phoenix eyes, and her long, shiny black curly hair is coiled into a bulge on the back of her head.
The high bun gave her a unique charm. In contrast to her beauty, her entire face looked capable, indifferent, cold and expressionless.
Throughout the interview process, we (including Xiao Ma, who had never met a minister-level figure) stared at Minister Tao and drooled. When answering the questions from the head of the Human Resources Department, we all seemed to be sleepwalking. If we didn’t know the truth, we would still
She thought we were interviewing her.
"Why do you want to come here to sweep the floor with us?" Even the voice exuded the provocation of a mature woman.
"Of course it's for money..." Xiaozhu and I blurted out these words in unison, almost without thinking, with our eyes still fixed on Minister Tao's chest.
"Future! Yes! We came to work in the company to train ourselves and have a brighter future. We are all excellent computer professionals!" Brother Ma quickly grabbed our attention and said in a passionate voice
answer.
"It's just sweeping the floor, why are you bragging that you are a professional?" We were about to refute Brother Ma sternly as usual. But being smart, I suddenly noticed that Brother Ma kept blinking at us.
, so I pinched the little pig hard who was about to speak.
"What do you mean?" Minister Tao looked at the old carrot head who kept blinking coldly, seeming to be a little suspicious.
Brother Xiao Ma did not answer, but continued to blink twice, and then a tear slipped from his eyes: "Minister Tao~~~~To be honest, I only endured it because I thought of our dreams since childhood.
I can't help but want to cry. Although my behavior is a bit paranoid and stupid, we are all fans of Taiyi Computer!"
"Woo~~~~~~~~~" Almost at the same time that Brother Ma was crying, the little pig beside me suddenly burst into tears. I quickly freed up a hand and gently patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.
: "Classmate Dachang, men don't shed tears easily. Don't get excited, Sister Tao hasn't agreed to let us work in Taiyi Company, which we dream of!"
This time, the little pig was even more sad. After wiping his tears, he leaned on my shoulder and sobbed softly: "Commander, please! Your pinch hurts me so much! How about I treat you to some finger food tonight?"
Pork chop rice. Woo~~~~~~~~”
"What sports club do you join?" Minister Tao asked again.
"Sports Go..."
After hearing our answer, Ms. Tao suddenly burst into laughter, but soon regained her composure, and then said to us: "You are very energetic! Go to the General Affairs Department to get work clothes, and you will start a trial period of one month from today. Hourly wages
1000￥.”
"Long live!" When we heard the amount of money, the three of us jumped up with excitement. There were tears on the little pig's face, but I believed they were tears of happiness.
"This job is not easy. If you don't do it during the probation period, you won't get a penny! If any equipment is damaged, you must pay the original price, including calculated indirect losses..." But we have already said Zi Yan's last sentence.
I didn’t hear it at all, because the three of them had already cheered and ran out to eat pork chop rice... No! They went to eat the deluxe pork chop set meal. Because from now on, we are super beautiful and earn 1,000 an hour.
