"I've upgraded! I've upgraded!" This is really a memorable day. I actually leveled up by spitting in the mirror. Now I am no longer a shameful lv1 slime, but a powerful lv2 slime monster.
The most important thing is that I found a way to level up without going to the wild to fight hard! As long as I reach level five, I can store a second attack skill, and then I can trigger my most proud combo skill. In this way
, an enemy ten levels higher than me may not necessarily be my opponent.
But no one seemed to share these genius ideas with me, so I wanted to summon a skateboard...but after a short thought, what I summoned turned out to be Qiankun. Just like in the past, I loved to summon the calm Ice Queen Siwa to come out and listen to me.
The same as talking to oneself.
"Wow! Hahaha... I am a genius? If you don't speak, you are acquiescing! You are so surprisingly honest..." After explaining my grand plan in a few words, I started talking to myself in front of Qiankun. Qiankun listened.
As I said, he twitched slightly and seemed a little excited.
"Hey...brother, lend me a hand...hehe! Then again, brother Qiankun, you are really pathetic. You have such a big mouth and you can't refute this idiot! Tell the old man next time and I will give you the ability to speak.
"I turned around and saw that the skateboard boy was lying on a big tree, holding an unlit cigarette and talking to Qiankun. Idiot, Qiankun can't think. I was about to laugh at him, but I didn't expect
The Qiankun on the tentacle suddenly trembled, and a lighter was immediately sprayed out from its belly, which happened to fly into the hands of the skateboard. Could it be... I didn't dare to continue thinking about it...
"What, you say it's better not to be able to speak? Only in this way can you stay true to yourself and not say nonsense that goes against your will? Haha... I don't agree with this..." Halfway through, the skateboard removed the cigarette from his fingers.
I lit it up and took a deep breath: "Every thoughtful being living in the world must have the courage to argue about the rights and wrongs. If you lose this courage, you are collaborating with mankind."
I opened my one eye wide, looked at the skateboard, and then stared at Qiankun with even more surprise, but I didn't scream, but calmly said to Qiankun: "I don't agree with your point of view, but the way I act is
It’s very similar to you. Protecting oneself wisely is actually the next best thing. Many people know it’s wrong, but in fact they have to do it. Because now we don’t even have the right to argue the merits..."
"Hahahaha..." Skateboard suddenly burst into laughter: "Brother Qiankun! Don't you think human beings are very interesting? There is no pure good or pure evil. Many thoughts are incomprehensible to us!"
At this time, I just curled my lips and happily said to the skateboard: "No matter what life form you are, I have a very refreshing feeling when I am with you. In fact, deep down in my heart, I really want to be able to distinguish between love and hate.
I want my heart to never grow old. I really want to!" The last sentence seemed to be said to himself.
"Hey! I appreciate you more and more." The skateboard also jumped down from the tree happily, and put his hands that could turn into wheels on my head affectionately: "Okay! Let's start with the spit upgrade.
How many experience points can you gain at a time?..."
"Bah!" After spitting out the acid, I checked the experience value - it went up by 2 points. Then I spit out it again, and when I looked again, it was still 2 points...
"Ah~~~~~" I suddenly let out a scream. If I vomit like this, I will have to spit out a thousand mouthfuls of acid to reach the third level. I will have to spit out thousands of mouthfuls to reach the fourth level. If it is the fifth level,
I'm afraid I won't be able to level up even if I spit out the gall! Grandma is such a bear...
"Haha... It doesn't matter. Qiankun said he would try his best to help you upgrade! Let's go to the wild and have a look!" The skateboard put its ugly face in front of my eyes and spit smoke in my face, causing me to cough constantly.
I thought about it and had to agree. The date of the Dark Mercenary Selection Conference is getting closer and closer. Although I don’t really expect to enter the palace, I just have to be worthy of the crow Yoshitsune who trusts me! Who doesn’t know that there is no level 20
With the above abilities, it is absolutely impossible to pass the mercenary exam. So we rushed out of the school with a cheer and ran towards the wilderness.
Five hours later……………………
"Fuck! Such a low-quality thing is selling for 5s? I think it's too expensive for just one article." A ferocious madman warrior walked past me and pouted at me.
"No! Such a good thing is not even worth a penny?" I deeply regretted the aesthetics of that mad warrior.
"Woo~~~~~~~~" A child-like monster next to me suddenly started crying. While crying, he wiped the mucus on his face with a handkerchief, as if he sympathized with my experience.
"Little brother, don't be sad, you can definitely sell it." I comforted him confidently.
"You have no taste, you have no right to say such things to me! If I had known, I would have sold you to the scrap collection station for only 5 cents." As he said this, he was very rude and poked me softly through the cage with a stick.
The body was poked, making me scream. Damn it, the devil’s child is still a devil no matter how small it is!
Wait! Why do you say it’s across a cage?
(Large vision) Haha The reason is very simple, because I was caught by this lv10 little devil in the first battle of leveling in the wild. Our current location is the farmer's market in the Capital of Demons. And my current resting place
It's a cage specially designed for me.
That ghost-like kid took out a piece of paper, scrawled on it and wrote: "One penny per pound." Then he stuck it on my cage. Ah~~~~~It's over! He wants to use me as a piece of meat.
Sell!
"Ugh~~~~~~~~ It doesn't look delicious at all..." A pig aunt dressed as a housewife pondered in front of us for a long time, and then dropped these words in a rare and free manner.
"Wow! Hahahahaha...I don't taste good at all, wowhahahaha...wu~~"
"What's there to be proud of? You're a good-for-nothing guy! Just be your meat." The little devil's mouth was so angry that he even showed his fangs. If it doesn't work, he will kill me.
Eat them. I was so frightened that I didn’t dare to say a word. This is a world where the weak eat the strong, and the weak will always bow their heads and be slaughtered.
"Not to mention equipment and props, I don't even have herbs worth 1c (copper coins) on me. I can't buy them now! This has made me work in vain for a while." The little devil became more and more angry, picked up the wooden stick and stabbed me hard.
..
Hearing what he said was so sad, I felt a little unbearable, so I said to him with a guilty conscience: "Yes...I'm sorry, it's all my fault that you didn't get my money..."
But he still refused to calm down. While stabbing me, he continued to curse: "The destiny of you slime clan is to become our training and upgrade tool. You did a terrible job. There is no chance for you to speak here."
"It turns out that my ideal is to become the best leveling tool in the world." It suddenly dawned on me. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt very guilty and inferior. I'm so sorry for that little devil. I can't even practice upgrading in the wilderness.
It's easy! But because the little devil was so angry, he actually printed a silence curse mark on my body. Now I couldn't even say an apology.
Seeing me lowering my eyebrows and looking speechless, the little devil suddenly laughed smugly. However, in my ears, this laughter actually became very harsh. It turns out that there are still people in this world who are used as training and upgrading tools.
The value of survival, no matter how hard we struggle, is ultimately just a tool for others. Gradually, my guilty eyes turned into surprise, and then into grief and anger. I slowly raised my head, and when he saw my eyes, he actually
Shocked!
"Are you bluffing me? What kind of look are you looking at! Are you bluffing me?..." Although he tried hard to look vicious, he was obviously out of breath. His thin and ugly face reminded me that I am still cold-blooded.
Those lives that I killed casually when I was a nerd. After all, he was just a little devil who was about to be upgraded by others! Suddenly I felt that I could no longer hate him, because he and I were the same kind.
Thinking of this, my mood changed again, and my eyes suddenly became extremely lonely. The two words fate that once made my blood boil became so ridiculous now. The little devil also felt confused and didn't know what I was thinking.
Of course he couldn't understand what I was thinking in these few minutes? Because he didn't mean that he and I were actually the same kind.
I couldn't speak, and I didn't want to speak anymore. I closed my eyes quietly and took a nap. Maybe that person would buy me back as meat, and I would be free. But the real world and the afterlife may not be paradise.
The little devil seemed to have lost the energy to scold me, and just stood there waiting for the buyer to arrive. After all, I was related to the whereabouts of his dinner.
The setting sun gradually sinks into the sea of people, and the noisy market gradually becomes quiet. However, the silence is only short-lived, because in half an hour, the more lively night market will begin. But now only a few people are still here.
, hoping to grab the first batch of customers.
"Sister! Sister! Come and see, this slime is so cute!" A lively voice sounded in my ears. I slowly opened my eyes... At night, everything seemed so hazy and dark, and it seemed that the air had also changed.
It was so green and fragrant. In this haze, a little fairy flew forward and backward, rising and falling in front of my eyes.
"You are beautiful." I wanted to express my heartfelt praise to the little goblin, but I couldn't speak. I could only watch quietly and thank God for creating such a beautiful life.
"Really?" Just when I was thinking wildly, the girl whom the goblin called my sister also came in front of me. However, this time it was my turn to be stunned, because after getting rid of the veil that the night had put on her, a familiar face appeared.
A strange face appeared in my eyes: thin body, pointed ears, charming single phoenix eye...
It's her, it's definitely her! Thank God, thank Him for allowing us to meet again. However, she no longer remembers me... (crying~~~~~)
She stretched out a small hand and poked my face (or body) through the cage in a playful manner, and then said to the little goblin who was still flying in the sky: "Jiji! Your taste is too weird.
?”
"No! No! No! I just want it..." The little goblin called Jiji repeated these words willfully.
"One penny per pound." She read the note on the cage in a low voice. The little devil quickly tore off the note, held it in his hand, and said with a dry smile: "What a lovely pet. This note
I kept it for fun, 5g for each one, not a penny less. Haha..."
"Humph!" After hearing her sneer, she stood up and turned around to leave.
"Miss, this is the last one. I also want to go home early. Please tell me the purchase price!"
"Five cents, not a penny more." She said so decisively.
"That won't work. At least it needs 3g." That little devil still wanted to pretend to be cool, because he believed that Jiji liked me very much.
Sure enough, Jiji started making trouble again: "No! No! No! I just want it..."
"Shut up, if you make trouble again I'll do it to you!" Jiji shut up immediately. I didn't expect her to be so courageous.
Jiji pouted, flew to me, gently stroked my face (waist?) with her little hands, and said reluctantly: "I'm sorry, little one, Jiji can't buy you back." After that, she was in front of me.
A light kiss on the lips! Oh my god, the first kiss I originally wanted to give to Juan was taken away by this little guy! But...but...it feels so good. From up close, it seems that Gigi is also a beautiful girl.
What! And there is a fragrance unique to girls...
"Sister, look, the little one is blushing... so cute..."
Jiji's excited scream seemed to touch her, so she turned around and said to the little devil in a firm tone: "You can only take this thing back to make a midnight snack. It only lasts for 1 second, not even half a cent."
In fact, the little devil didn't expect me to buy 1s. After pretending to think for a second, he readily agreed.
So I became their midnight snack.
"It's so funny~~~~~ It's true that you can blush. By the way, your new name is Copperplate!" Sure enough~~~ She didn't even remember giving a name to this monster like me, and this time she even gave it a name.
He gave me such an identical and useless name.
"Jiji, let's go back for a midnight snack after visiting the night market."
"No! The little one is my pet. My sister is not allowed to eat it."
"It's called a copper plate, and it's not a little thing."
"No! No! It's Jiji's little one."
Soon the sisters took me into the night market, which was getting busier and busier. The little devil stared blankly at our retreating figures and muttered to himself: "What a weirdo, he actually gave himself a name for his midnight snack."
Inadvertently, the little devil unfolded the note in his hand and found some words painted with green slime on the back. Using the lights of other stalls, he carefully read the words on it, then looked at the cold moonlight and sighed softly.
Take a breath:
"When you see this note, I may have become a meal in a certain restaurant. But I may also continue to linger in this world. I just want to tell you here that I am definitely not someone else's upgrade through practice.
Tool, even if I am the most useless slime monster. I used to hate my body, but now I don’t hate it at all. If you are still alive in a year, please pay special attention to the Dark Mercenary Selection Conference. As long as I am still alive
, you must obtain the qualification of a dark mercenary, and do so as the humblest software monster. No life in the world is inherently a tool for others to practice and upgrade. I swear to prove this to the world! - Software Monster Copper Plate
