"Classmate Chen Shi, Classmate Chen Shi! Please pay attention during class time." I heard my classmate Gou Luck call my name gently from the horizon, but I was unable to answer.
"This idiot, who came to attend the lecture, actually fell asleep again. I still believe that he has changed his ways and become a good person! Mr. Dog asked us to teach him a lesson."
"Classmate Yuxiang, please don't call me Gou. It sounds ugly. Just call me Yunqi. Yunqi is as high as the sky and as high as the sky."
"Ugh~~~~Classmate Gou Yunqi, please, please stop talking in such a whiny voice, okay?"
"This is not a snarky tone, but a polite one. Yuxiang-kun, please don't say anything that insults your politeness again, otherwise I will really get angry."
"Pfft~~Wow! Hahahaha..." After hearing this in a daze, I finally couldn't help laughing.
Huh~~~~~huh~~~~~
"That classmate over there, please get up and answer this question." An unknown voice sounded in my ears, but I still didn't want to answer, because there are so many classmates in the world, how do I know if it's me...
oops!
Being stepped on by Yuka's heel, I suddenly jumped up!
"This classmate, what truths does "Swallowing and Fusion" tell us?"
I wiped the drool from the corner of my mouth and looked at the dog Lucky beside me blankly...
"The teacher asked you to answer a question! That's right, it's you!" Seeing that I pointed at myself with a confused look on my face, he also deliberately emphasized his tone.
Alas! Things have come to this point, and I have to talk about my failed plan.
Originally, I planned to have a fateful encounter with Juan who is in the same department but in a different class during class today. Because I knew that Juan would definitely occupy the front position, so I had to go early. So I requested to attend class every day.
Dog Luck and Yuxiang must wake me up on time today, otherwise I will forget to get up and go to class because I am practicing in the fantasy world.
After hearing this, they were no less surprised than the little pig.
"Didn't you say that the current education system is not suitable for you? Why today..."
"Please! Miss Yuxiang, this is obviously an excuse for our laziness. People always have to grow up. Although Xiaozhu is still sleeping in illusion, I have awakened and realized that learning knowledge
It’s important to me to realize how heavy the burden society has placed on us.” I spoke so righteously that even I believed it to be true, not to mention Yuxiang and Gou Luck. They also asked for this.
I observed three minutes of silence.
However, I soon discovered: I was wrong!
I still don't like the atmosphere of school. I feel dizzy as soon as class starts, and I lie on the table and snore as soon as I pick up a book.
Kanna Academy is a standard private aristocratic school. In a society where computers are king, computers are always the first choice career for aristocrats, so the computer department is the aristocratic department in the college. The computer department of the college is divided into 12 classes per grade.
, Classes 1-2 are elite classes, cultivating all-knowing and omnipotent super elites, future emperors in the computer industry. Classes 3-7 train senior technicians and senior managers; Classes 8-12 train coolies.
The division of labor in society is so clear, which should be a manifestation of social progress. However, although there are many people among us who really love the computer industry, in the final analysis, we students in lower-level classes (Classes 8-12) are just foils chosen by God.
Just a product.
I glanced blankly around the large classroom that could accommodate 500 people, and then I understood what it means to be in the spotlight. Only when we take a big class like computer history, will the whole department sit together relatively equally. Especially for me.
For a guy who rarely attends classes, this is his first time standing up in front of hundreds of people, and he wakes up from his drowsiness immediately...
I laughed at my classmates very embarrassedly, and then waved to everyone. Because I came too late and sat in the last row of the lecture theater, I suddenly had the illusion of being superior. As I waved, I
I feel as if I am a politician preparing to lecture my supporters. This is what it feels like to be a politician. Those guys staring at me below look like a group of monkeys who are willing to let me control them.
Very interesting.
"I must become a politician after graduation." Such a strange desire suddenly appeared in my heart, but when I thought about it, it seemed too impossible, so I took a step back: Otherwise, I would join the acrobatic troupe as a monkey dancer.
"Answer the question quickly! Don't waste your precious time." When I heard the teacher shouting, I woke up from my endless delusions. Only then did I realize that the monkey turned out to be me, and everyone was waiting for me to fall asleep in class.
The guy made a fool of himself.
"What...what's the problem..." I was so absent-minded that I had already forgotten the teacher's question.
"What is the meaning of swallowing and fusion? The standard answer is on pages p102-809 in the book." I know Xiao Xiaoxiao means well, but how can a guy like me who never attends classes know where the standard answer is?
"Swallowed up is the way the little pig and I have breakfast, and fusion is the process of the meal and the person becoming one." After saying that, I wanted to sit down.
"Is it over?"
"It's over!" I nodded decisively. I really couldn't find any other meaning in these four words. Of course, all this is my fault for never attending classes. Even if I have attended one class, I should know this.
These four words are discussed in the required course for fifty hours, which widely involves economics and politics, scientific inventions, culture, philosophy and other vast knowledge. But I have no idea. Now I just want to get up early.
Sit down.
"Then what is the purpose of learning these four words?" The standard answer is - to learn from the experiences and lessons of our ancestors, to better complete our own study, work... and meet... (Five hundred words are omitted below)
"Shit." After I finished speaking, the whole classroom fell silent. It was so quiet that you could hear the sound of a pin dropping. But this answer is already the highest level of my intelligence, because it is the result of eating and digesting.
Of course it's just shit. But when I said these two words, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in my mind, and a burst of ecstasy surged in my heart, because I had understood what the old man said to me, and seeing the essence through the phenomenon is what is called
Enlightenment!
"Yuxiang! Yuxiang! I finally understood the problem that I couldn't figure out for three months! Hahahaha..." I couldn't help but laugh wildly. This was a kind of joy that came from the bottom of my heart.
This kind of creative joy. I firmly believe that if there is one last person in the world who can understand my creative joy, it must be Yuxiang.
"Really?" Yuxiang also stood up excitedly.
"Really!" I was already beaming.
Bang bang bang! We happily raised our hands and slapped them three times in a row, completely forgetting the current situation.
A gust of silent cold wind blew past the two of us. Yuxiang stopped awkwardly and prepared to applaud with laughter. After sticking out her tongue, she lowered her head and slowly sat back in her seat.
"How unethical is this!" The teacher finally couldn't help it.
"What a pair of idiots and resentful women. I'm afraid only an unscrupulous man would marry that idiot-like ugly girl. Hahahaha..." A suave and unruly voice came from a group of phalanxes. Then a group of phalanxes burst into laughter.
Laughter broke the silence of the classroom.
Wow! Hahaha...
After a while, the entire classroom burst into laughter, and the confined space seemed to be filled with inexplicable laughter. Even the little speaker who was used to hearing my crazy talk started laughing, just like him.
It's like he doesn't know us at all, and if you don't hear his laughter, just look at him, he seems to laugh harder than anyone else.
I shrugged helplessly and prepared to sit down, because I didn't care about being laughed at. But when I lowered my head and glanced at the only girl in the classroom who was not smiling, I could clearly see tears in her eyes. That moment
In an instant, my chest was immediately filled with *** anger.
I quickly found the guy who laughed at Yuxiang. After groping for a while, I only found a thick textbook. Originally, paper books were impossible to appear in this modern society, but because we are a prestigious aristocratic school, we pay attention to
Elegant, noble, and scholarly, so this kind of trash exists. Without thinking about it, I quickly raised my hand. The book flew out of my hand and flew towards that bastard. Don't think that I can't hit someone without speaking.
, I said that he is also the main candidate of the sports Go club, and he still has the ability to fly and hit objects.
The book flew out, and even I didn't see clearly how I made the move. The book just hit the bastard's big head that had been made smooth and smooth by a senior professional barber. He groaned and then his head fell.
He was knocked forward by the thick book, and his forehead hit the steel table in front of him, making a nice crisp sound.
I was still not relieved, so I reached out to Yuxiang's textbook and wanted to smash it again, but...
"Damn! Which bastard did this?" When his outrageously handsome face turned to look for the murderer, I was so scared that I stuck out my tongue, and my anger was gone. This guy is actually a famous youth idol in our school.
One of the people in s3 is an emperor-level bully in our school. No one dares to offend him. When they laugh, everyone has to laugh. When they get angry, no one can be happy, unless I am not a human being.
Because I thought I was still a human being, I had to pretend I didn’t know anything and sat down while whistling. I didn’t dare to look at Yuxiang because I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to control myself and would want to hit someone...
