I couldn't go to work in the afternoon because Yuxiang and I were both charged with disrupting class and were assigned to receive education from the head of the department. I knew that the head of the department was very cool and once he started training people, he would not stop for four or five hours. So I
After opening the dn system, I put on the sunglasses provided by Fuxi Computer and played the game for six or seven days. Because I realized an unprecedented super skill, I must practice it hard. As for the director, he is really easy to deal with.
.Because I know that she is a very uncreative person. Every time we educate (no matter praise or criticize), we just repeat those truths hundreds of times, so our dn wrote a program specifically for her to combine all her
The language is input into the database, and then each sentence is paired with a corresponding answer. Hey, the biological computer can make this kind of out-of-order selection program.
Later, we extended this theory and created a zombie program to specifically cooperate with this great innovation that we named the nonsense program. Because the zombie program is a biological computer that affects the nervous system and causes the body to respond to other people's prompts.
Automatic action. As long as we are in some social situations, we put on sunglasses, start this combination program we call Shuangshuai, and then greet everyone very patiently. In fact, we are all playing games in the virtual world.
Of course, due to the limited level, most of the answers we can only make are: yes, yes; share the same feelings; have high opinions! Admire beauties, beauties, handsome guys, handsome guys, etc. Some fixed answers.
Unexpectedly, in the end we actually received two weird comments from the school social circle (since it is an aristocratic school, so social interaction is also a very important lesson): classmate Zhu Dachang is really slow; classmate Chen Shi is really honest and arrogant. What a wonderful person.
What an interesting and thoughtless treasure.
In view of this shortcoming, we have recently begun to study dn2 (the second generation of Shuangshuai Program) in the virtual world. At that time, we can also talk to everyone in the game state. From astronomy and geography, to ancient and modern China and foreign countries, we can talk about it.
There is no need to change these ready-made things, they are mostly just complicated random selections. Although young masters and ladies like to use these as talking points to show their extraordinary talents and superiority.
Haha... This feeling of wandering between fantasy and reality is really refreshing.
When leaving, the director took a sip of water to moisten his dry throat, and then said to me tiredly: "Classmate Chen Shi, your consciousness is quite high. Remember not to do it again next time."
"Thank you, director, for teaching us in vain, but classmate Meng Youxiang and I are still young. We may make some mistakes next time, and we hope that the director will teach us a more severe lesson. Ten or eight hours will be no problem.
, because the teacher's teachings have benefited us a lot, haha..." After that, I walked out with Yuxiang, who was also using the Shuangshuai program, with great gratitude.
After we came out, it was already the night when the lights were on, and Yuxiang and I walked silently among the beautiful tree-lined avenues of the school. I could see that Yuxiang was still unhappy, and I didn’t know how to comfort her, so I had to keep walking in silence like this. It was boring.
After a long while, I suddenly asked her: "Would you like some popsicles?" I was very poor recently and couldn't even afford ice cream.
"Well..." She replied weakly.
So I quickly ran to the vending machine and bought two popsicles. It was actually autumn now, and it was really silly for the two of us to still eat popsicles. But I didn’t have the money, and she didn’t have the energy (if she had the energy, she would definitely ridicule me)
), so I had to make do with it.
We sat down on a bench with popsicles in mouth, and then she sucked the popsicle blankly, as if she didn't feel cold at all. I stared at her lonely face with the popsicle in my mouth. To be honest, Yu
The fragrance is really not outstanding at all, it's just not ugly to look at. But for some reason, I feel that the more I look at it, the more I like it.
This kind of weird silence is rare between us, but thanks to today I can look at her so carefully. Maybe the more common things are, the easier they are to ignore. I haven't looked at her so carefully in five years.
.I remember that the last time I took a closer look at her, we were all junior high school students. At that time, Yuxiang was a standard ugly girl. Naturally, I don’t like ugly girls at all, so I never wanted to take a closer look at her again.
But today I suddenly discovered that Yuxiang is beautiful. Although she is not as beautiful as those beauties, she is indeed getting more and more beautiful. This itself seems to be a kind of silent beauty. Seeing me staring at her with a strange smile, Yuxiang
Xiang suddenly pouted and said: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen an ugly girl?"
"No...no...haha, but then again, you are really the kind of girl who can't tell you are beautiful unless you look carefully..." When I realized that I had said the wrong thing, I was so scared that I quickly covered my mouth.
stand up.
Sure enough, she raised her hand and waved it towards me. I quickly gritted my teeth and closed my eyes. It must have been another iron fist. I was so nervous that my brows furrowed. Then, I felt a gentle touch brushing my cheek.
, Yuxiang just brushed my face. When I opened my eyes, she was smiling at me, she smiled so cutely.
"Why……"
"Hehe! Maybe all the men in the world don't bother to look at the ugly Yuxiang, but at least one idiot has looked at it carefully."
I looked up at the stars with a popsicle in my mouth, then looked at Yuxiang who was smiling like a bright star, and said, "This is the Yuxiang I know."
"Well, I like unconventional nonsense. This is the Chen Shi I know!" After a pause, Yuxiang seemed to have remembered something, and said with a smile: "By the way, I want to participate in the college's literary competition this year.
? Christmas is about to begin, and there are only more than two months left. You know, I am the most optimistic about you in our literary club."
"Are you talking about the kind of competition where talents and beauties meet, romance, poems and poems are written? A dog's luck is more suitable than mine. Isn't he the president?"
Yuxiang shook her head helplessly and replied: "The luck of the dog cannot represent our Noodles Literary Club at all. Although there is some literary talent, it is too hypocritical and artificial. In the last session, he shook his head at the talented and beautiful people at the venue and made friends.
We have lost a lot of money, but we have completely lost our [nougat spirit].”
"I still think it's okay not to participate in that kind of competition. Anyway, the champion and runner-up have been pre-determined, and they are all talented and beautiful women with great literary talent. So is there a place for us brown candies to stand out?"
"You are such a person! Sometimes your words are amazing, and sometimes you are vulgar. Do we really participate in competitions just to win or lose? Don't you often ridicule these academic style and hypocritical writing methods? But you ridiculed in front of me
What's the use? The bayonet has to be inserted into the enemy's heart to feel happy!" Yuxiang, whose eyes were still red as she spoke, held the finished popsicle in her hands and made a stabbing gesture very energetically, which made me want to laugh.
, but in the end I didn’t laugh, because I live in such a world full of academic style and hypocrisy!
"I will participate, but my knife is very blunt and may break before it penetrates the enemy's heart."
"What does it matter? At least we resisted!"
"Yes! This is a kind of resistance, although it is very limited." I said to myself, because I thought of the world's best martial arts tournament that was about to be unveiled in the virtual world.
Then I blankly licked the popsicle in my hand, and then I realized that it had already finished eating it. I was about to laugh at myself, but suddenly I found that there was still a hint of sweetness in its mouth.
