Ah! When I woke up from my coma, the surroundings were already illuminated by a dazzling light. What kind of place is this? Is it a darkroom in a prison where prisoners are interrogated?
"Gentlemen and ladies, on behalf of the host committee, I will now announce the most shining page of this qualifier. That is that Hou Yi Shaoxia, who had already been exempted from the examination, suddenly received a shameless provocation from a mysterious challenger.
But in the face of this boring provocation, Young Hero Hou Yi resolutely decided to deal with it to the end. What kind of spirit is this? Yes! This is the spirit of fearless heroism. (Warm applause) In other words
As the saying goes - what is tolerable is what is unbearable." (Short silence) "Look! This is the crazy challenger. He can sleep calmly at this moment, and his saliva is drooling. It's inevitable.
I am confident. Hahahaha..." It sounded like Zhu Yan's voice, which seemed to be very excited. Then I heard a noisy noise.
"You look like a coward at first glance."
"A face with no taste, I don't know what reality is like."
"Yes, I heard there are only a few levels?"
"No! How dare you show up if you are so bad?"
"Must be crazy."
"right……"
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Alas! It’s true that these people are so noisy as prisoners and have no professional ethics at all. It seems that they are destined to not have a good night’s sleep. So I had to lazily open my eyes and take a look... Wow!... It turns out it’s not a prison.
, but a press conference. I counted, God, there were thousands of reporters. They surrounded me from sea, land and air. All the lights were directed at me, making me as white as flour.
, no wonder I can't open my eyes.
"What...what happened?" I suddenly felt frightened, turned around and asked the white-headed chimpanzee sitting next to me. You may not think that I have ever been an invincible lone ranger, but this kind of big scene with me as the center is still
First time I met. (Otherwise, why would you call me a lone ranger?)
Zhu Yan ignored me, but suddenly jumped up and patted the illusory wall behind me and shouted loudly: "Everyone, please see clearly, this is the declaration of our crazy challenger - I will defeat Hou Yi within three rounds."
.Suddenly the whole hall burst into laughter like an overwhelming amount of laughter. So I laughed together with everyone, because I also roughly know who Hou Yi was...
The management system of the virtual world has a rule that ordinary people can give themselves any name, but they must not give themselves the same name as the ancient Chinese gods. Only the system administration can issue the title of god, and the right of judgment belongs to fair and selfless creatures.
The host of the computer (that is, the boss of the computer) - Chaos. There is no doubt that those who can get the name of a god are by no means ordinary people, and Hou Yi, who shot the sun to save the world, is one of them, and Mr. Er negative, the great god, is also one of them.
1. After one visit, everyone should know how powerful Hou Yi is! And I heard that his descendant is also the king of ghosts in Chinese mythology. How dare a guy without a title from a god dare to challenge a god? This guy is really crazy.
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"By the way, do you have any questions?" Brother Zhu seemed to be ready to continue the following ceremony.
"I have a problem! I have a problem!" I hurriedly raised my hands and kept waving them.
"Oh? Let me tell you." Zhu Yan stared at me with half-smiling eyes.
"Who is this stupid challenger? Doesn't it want to live? Challenging Hou Yi is not suicide. Does that guy think he is greater than the sun?"
Hahahahahaha...
Then all the reporters burst into laughter again, and some even burst into tears. Damn it! Are they all crazy? It will be very difficult to find a challenger to that lunatic. Because I really can’t think of anything like this.
What's so funny about that?
"As you can see, our challenger is really funny."
"Is the challenger you are talking about?" I almost lost my breath when I said this. Oh my God, what a terrible fate~~~~
Then Zhu Yan coldly threw a pile of paper to me. After a closer look, it turned out to be my registration form. But I quickly found three small words of challenge in an inconspicuous corner, and then I saw liability for breach of contract...
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"Okay, now let's invite our protagonist, Young Hero Hou Yi, to come on stage and say a few words to everyone." (Warm applause)
"Hello everyone, I am Hou Yi. Thank you for your support of Xiaosheng. Fighting for justice and fighting for love is the mission of our warriors..."
In the midst of a burst of majestic and exciting music, a figure flashed out from behind the screen. I raised my eyes and looked up, but my sight was quickly obscured by the buttocks of the crowd. I didn't even see a hair on his head. Naturally, I was left out in the cold.
I stood aside. It was so boring...
"When the body is dead, the spirit is the spirit, and the soul is resolute and becomes the ghost hero."
Ah! It was the voice of an old man. I looked up and found that the elusive old man had actually appeared next to me. He was wearing a reporter's uniform. He looked so funny. In addition, he had a sloppy skateboard lying on his shoulder.
"Hi! Long time no see, you've gained weight again." The skateboarder also rushed to greet me.
"Where have you been, kid? Why can't I summon you?"
"My wife has given birth to a baby recently, which is quite troublesome. I went back for a walk. By the way, Kunwu, come out and say hello to my brother." As he said that, he pulled out a cute little stone from behind.
"Is this the Young Master?" I held my breath and almost laughed out loud. I didn't expect that a stone would come out of the walking scale. It must be his wife who is stealing someone outside...
"Brother Copper..." Little Shitou lowered his eyes and whispered to me with a red face. I immediately dared not laugh. It was so cute! So I held it up with great affection, and then
Put it on the top of my soft head. Immediately, the little stone giggled from above my head, and then I could feel it rolling on top of my head, making me itch.
"I like this little brother so much. Is he also a summoned beast? Why don't I sign a contract with him too..." At this time, I looked up at the skateboard.
Skateboard casually took out two cigarettes from his abdominal pocket, handed one of them to the old man respectfully, lit it, and then said to me with his own cigarette in his mouth: "Brother, do you know that in "The Future"
"Adult Protection Act"? We have become familiar with each other, but if you force my son to work for you, be careful I will sue you for child abuse."
"Ah!" When I heard what the skateboard said, I was immediately frightened and turned pale. I didn't know what to say.
"Brother Copper is having so much fun! Kunwu is going to play with Brother Copper." Kunwu suddenly jumped excitedly on top of my elastic head. My head felt like it was being shot constantly. Seeing me and
Kunwu had a serious expression on his face, and both the old man and the skateboard couldn't help laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
"You. I have never seen such a crazy human being. You actually talked about human rights with computer NPCs. Under normal circumstances, as long as the opponent is eliminated in two or three times, the NPCs will surrender and become your slaves. And they are recruiting.
It comes and goes away."
Hearing what the old man said, I suddenly laughed, and spread out my tentacles to let Kunwu's little brother slide down like a slide. (Then he jumped up on top of his head and continued sliding)
Then I said: "I don't need a slave, and I don't want to be a slave. Don't forget, old man, we are not human beings now. Haha..." I found an itchy spot on Xiao Kunwu's body that was not easily noticed by others, so I stretched out my hand.
A thin tentacle kept tickling it, causing it to chirp.
"Phonomicist?"
"I'm not a philanthropist, but when I find that a living being can truly communicate with me, I won't regard it as a human being. Unless it insists on thinking that it is a human being."
"I said, talking to you is getting more and more interesting. What does it mean not to treat yourself as a human being? It's such an interesting proposition." The skateboard suddenly jumped from the old man's shoulder to my head, and asked affectionately. Alas!
The boy has become a father and is still so naughty.
"Because I never trust others. In fact, most human beings are like this. If the characteristics of a species are divided according to the vast majority of characteristics, human beings are actually a very suspicious species and always like to close themselves off.
But I think that is not so much protection as it is letting him die. Thousands of years ago, human beings were only enslaved by their bodies, but the shackles at that time were visible, which can make human beings
You can tell that you are enslaved by looking at it; but now it is the soul that humans are enslaved. For a long time, this kind of slavery has been invisible. As long as you live in the real society, you will never be able to get rid of this terrible slavery.
..." At this point, I couldn't help but take a breath of air-conditioning and said to myself: "No wonder I felt a kind of joy from the bottom of my heart when I first heard Mr. Erhui's theory!"
"You mean that the virtual world provides us with a stage for naked soul-to-spirit confrontation." The old man smiled slightly, as if approving, and then added: "There is no eternal truth in the world, only eternal progress.
Being able to think constantly, in a sense, proves that you have indeed escaped from slavery. But..." The old man still did not express his conclusion, as if he wanted me to think for myself, but I thought that he actually
I don’t know the conclusion either, because he said the famous saying of Dr. Luo Yin. And that sentence proves that there is no conclusion in the world.
"A great revolution of thought, a genesis of thought? But revolution needs heroes, and creation needs gods. This is clearly stated in your human books." The voice of the skateboard was almost pressing. After listening to this,
My brows immediately wrinkled. Why do NPCs have so many questions? They are simply more curious than human beings today, and they are also eager for the collision of new ideas! Is this the so-called decline and prosperity? Could it be... I dare not think about it when I think of this.
Because I thought of a reality that I, as a human being, absolutely cannot bear...
