The registration venue for the tournament in the City of Demons can only be described in one word - a mountain of monsters and a sea of monsters. It can fly in the sky, climb on the walls, and swim in the water (there is a special waterway leading to the registration point). Yes.
Let's put it this way - except for the handsome humans, there is almost everything here. It is worthy of being the capital of all demons!
As for why so many people choose the dead-end career of demons, I’m afraid everyone will laugh when I tell you. I also mentioned before that there is a special setting in the fantasy world, that is, everyone’s appearance is converted according to their real appearance.
It is randomly generated, which means that although the appearance in the virtual world can be changed, the appearance level is basically the same as that in the real world. Many players have raised objections to this setting of Taiyi Group and expressed great indignation.
The group that expresses outrage is mainly people who are dissatisfied with their original appearance.
After the feedback was given to Tao Ziyan, deputy director of the technical department, she completely solved the problem with just one sentence - "If you are dissatisfied, become a monster!" This sentence has even become the mantra of many monsters in the virtual world.
Before this famous quote came out, monsters played by real people in the virtual world were extremely rare, because human beings always subconsciously feel that their own race is the greatest, otherwise why would they call themselves primates? (The leader of all spirits)
But after listening to Minister Tao's words, many people discovered that compared to humans, monsters seem to have many innate advantages just by their looks, such as protruding eyes and big mouths that turn into flounder and look very sexy; bald heads turn into kappas.
She is naturally beautiful, and when her garlic rosacea turns into a minotaur, she is very majestic...
In addition, when NPCs judge a person's appearance, they all classify them according to their race. For example, if they see a human sister with protruding eyes and a big mouth, the NPC will exclaim: "Monster!" (and then beat him violently)
, at this time, the young lady’s body and mind (body and self-esteem) will suffer an unprecedented blow; if she meets a young lady with the same appearance, she will scream: "Wow! What a beautiful woman!" and then make a gesture of adoration.
Jumping up to ask Miss Flounder for her autograph. Of course, this latter situation is something everyone likes to see.
As a result, in less than a year (real time), the monster population increased hundreds of thousands of times, while the human population experienced negative growth. In the end, a situation where the two major species were competing against each other was formed. This illustrates two helpless facts:
1. There are quite a lot of people in this world who think that they are not very good-looking. Because when a person would rather turn into a monster to cover up the flaws in his appearance, it proves that his original appearance is more offensive than a monster.
people.
2. There are so many people in the world who love vanity!
But later on, the number of monsters increased, and some people who were originally decent-looking were also mixed in. They all came for the saying "If you are dissatisfied, just become monsters!" Because in other words, this is: Angry youths just do it.
You monster! If you are dissatisfied with the current situation, become a monster!
So I personally divide monsters into two categories: one is the vain monster; the other is the angry monster.
In contrast, the human world is made up of some handsome guys and beauties who are very confident and good people with a strong sense of morality and justice. In short, the human world is well-ordered and very safe, which is very different from the chaotic, hypocritical and violent world of demons and monsters.
Although I have an average appearance, I am not inferior to myself, and I also feel that there is nothing in this world to be particularly angry about, so I believe that I don’t need to become a monster. To this day, I still feel sorry for myself that I suddenly turned into a monster with no future and lack of justice.
I feel very sad. What’s even more frightening is that recently, I occasionally feel that my current elephant is quite cute... Oh my god! Is this the true meaning of Uncle Darwin’s all-or-nothing behavior?
Now let me emphasize again, the venue in front of me is now so packed that not even a needle can be inserted in. Horses neigh, donkeys bray, and pigs grunt mixed into a noisy symphony!
A whole large farmers market.
Although subjectively I am extremely reluctant to say it, objectively I have to admit that I am indeed unable to compete with these monsters. I am too weak. In addition, I have no patience. After a few minutes of waiting behind the queue of tens of thousands of people in front of me,
, completely collapsed.
Damn! With such a long queue of monsters, I’m afraid they’ll all turn into soft and jerky meat when it’s my turn! But today is the deadline for registration...
Just when I was scratching my head and wondering what to do, my eyes suddenly lit up: "Oh? Why is there no one queuing up here?" I suddenly noticed that there was no queuing up in front of a very conspicuous gate. It clearly said Registration Office Three.
What a word? Could it be that these boys have been acting as monsters for so long that their brains have deteriorated?
"Brother, is this also the registration office?" I crawled over and asked the ferocious horse (one-horned horse with horns like antlers) at the door. I was very careful the whole time I crawled, as if I was afraid that others would see me and compete for my seat.
"Nonsense, of course it is!" Na Suma glared at me first, making me tremble with fright. No wonder no one came to queue up to sign up. But when he saw my look clearly, his expression suddenly changed.
, immediately filled with flattering smiles: "Oh, this little brother has a dignified appearance. He is no ordinary person at first glance. I offended a lot just now." Looking at his energy, it seemed that he wanted to hold my butt and kiss me.
Of course, I guarantee that he cannot find my butt, because as a fluid being, I can change its position at any time.
Then the horse led me through a dark corridor. When I looked up at the horse in front of me, I suddenly felt like I was in hell. At the end of the corridor, there was a spacious and bright room with the words "The Devil's Word" written on it.
All are marked with the words of the host committee of the venue.
"Hello! My name is Zhu Yan, what's your surname, sir?" The person who came to receive me was a white-haired, barefooted orangutan. He was also very polite when he saw me. Several of the attendants beside him also brought tea and water, and carried stools to make beds.
I'm so embarrassed.
"My name is Tongban. Brother Zhu, please stop working around. I'm just here to sign up and I'll leave immediately."
"Sign up? Come on, just confirm your identity here." Then it handed me an agreement, and then said in a charming voice: "Little brother signed this challenge... Oh! No,
It should be the registration form, and you will become famous all over the world. Tomorrow, all major newspapers will have a large photo of you on the front page. Of course, we will pay you royalties, and all news media will also conduct enthusiastic interviews with you.
...In short, you will become the focus of the world's attention... In addition, you will also be qualified to enter the finals in one battle..."
I don't particularly care about becoming famous all over the world, but the latter condition is very attractive to me. Because if ordinary people want to pass the qualifiers and officially enter the finals, they have to play at least dozens of games. In other words, if everything goes well, in a short time
In a short ten-day race, I had to fight to the death with four or five people every day. Even if I didn't get beaten to death, I would be exhausted.
"I sign, I sign!" When I saw that in the agreement, I only need to win one game to enter the finals, so I didn't read it carefully. I pressed my tentacle on the agreement, and then followed the prompts and entered
After entering our personal identity confirmation password and the agreement password provided by the orangutan, the agreement was officially established. Then we hugged each other, gave each other our most sincere blessings, and opened the Xiangbin.
"By the way, what did Brother Zhu just say to pick? What to fight for?" I asked while eating the cantaloupe it handed over. I casually opened the agreement and wanted to take a closer look. But before the orangutan could answer, my mouth
I felt numb for a while, and then I felt like the world was spinning, and the sun and the moon were dim... My first reaction was... this cantaloupe is really... a bastard!
