Five days later; the cleaning tool storage area on the 250th floor of Taiyi Group Headquarters.
zzzz……zzzz
There were two strange giant silkworm cocoons hanging upside down on the roof, making a slight breathing sound.
In the middle of the night, one of them sighed inexplicably...
After a while...
"Hey! Hey! Wake up..." A human voice.
"What's the matter?" answered the other cocoon.
"Classmate Chen Shi! How long are we going to hang here?"
"Commander, isn't this very comfortable? If you go back, you will not only be ignored by the whole school, but also punished by S3. That poor guy last time is our role model."
"Yes, you will get poop splashed all over you when you go to the toilet, you will eat cockroaches when you eat, you will be tripped by someone with a horse rope on the road and eat shit, your means of transportation will be modified, there will always be dangers, you will fail all the exams, if you look at a woman they will sue you
It's indecent. If you look at a man, they will blow a whistle and call fifty or sixty people to beat you..."
"Enough!"
"You're right, it's still comfortable here, haha..."
"Keep sleeping, there are still more than two hours until work begins!"
"Yes, the world's best martial arts tournament is about to begin. There are a lot of things to do. I'm just... ugh~~~~" That fool must have wanted to say forbidden language, and was warned by the system.
zzzz……zzzz……
At 9 o'clock in the morning, the cleaners had already begun to enter the room to collect tools. Someone finally couldn't help but said: "What kind of new tools are these two giant cocoons? Why have I never seen them before?"
"Yes, they have appeared here for five days in a row. Why do I think these two things look so much like the cheapest sleeping bags on the market?"
"I have one at home."
"You guys, it's best not to talk nonsense. There are the latest secret weapons everywhere here. Can you come and ask? Maybe these two things are newly produced monitors from the Taiyi Empire?" One of them said in a low voice.
"That is, if it was really a sleeping bag, how could it be hung upside down? You could die from brain congestion while sleeping in it. And there is no way Taiyi Group would let the cheapest sleeping bag hang in its core department. It must be a monitor. Maybe we
Now all the words and deeds have been recorded. We coolies just need to work honestly." Another one immediately responded with a smart look.
Watching everyone tremblingly shouting good things about Taiyi Group while walking out, I almost couldn't help but laugh out loud. Who said this is not a sleeping bag? Who said that a sleeping bag must be placed upright to sleep upright? Wait.
Just as the footsteps of the crowd faded away, the body in the sleeping bag next to me suddenly burst out laughing. At this moment, the middle-aged worker who spoke in a low voice suddenly opened the door and barged in, as if he had forgotten something.
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"Ah!" I exclaimed in fright, because the little pig was laughing wildly, and we hadn't even come out of the sleeping bags yet, so we would definitely be found out now.
"Oh! What should I say to you?" Now I heard clearly that it was Brother Ma's voice, so I breathed a sigh of relief.
"Is this what you call retreating? When we declared war, we swore so resolutely that it was so majestic. But in the blink of an eye, we dug a hole in the ground and hid. We were basically avoiding the problem."
At this time, Xiaozhu and I both jumped out of our sleeping bags, using simple washing tools to organize our appearance and changing our work clothes.
"Yes, I feel that we are just like two mice, not at all like the soldiers who are going to fight S3?" The little pig who was brushing his teeth also asked me dissatisfied.
"Ha! Let me ask you, what is our winning rate against S3 head-on?"
"No." Xiaozhu replied simply.
"Then what are the chances of us sneaking into S3 from the dark place."
"Hehe, with our skills, it can be said that it can reach more than 50%."
"My retreat is actually to hide us in the dark. It can also increase the chance of our sneak attack to be successful to about 80%."
"But we have only been hiding these past few days, and we haven't done what you said to attack from the darkness at all?"
"Commander (in order to curry favor with the little pig, I have been treating him as the commander recently), you are so smart, why can't you figure this out? In the early days, as long as we are hidden so that they can't find us, that's the biggest victory!
Xiao Ma couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "Haha, when you said that, I suddenly felt that it made sense. The school seemed relatively calm on the surface these two days, but in fact everyone had been talking about it for a long time.
s3 mobilized all the teachers and students in the school to deal with these two people. Their scoundrels were fully armed every day and set up agencies everywhere in the school, but they couldn't find their opponents. They were totally embarrassed. Moreover, this opponent started with the name
Appearing in front of everyone with a loving and righteous attitude. Haha...they have gone crazy recently, asking me about your whereabouts every day."
"Oh? Then how did you answer?"
"I said, I don't know these two scum of society. They were speechless when I said this, because this is an order issued by S3 to everyone, and I just strictly follow it. If I don't say it, I don't believe they can find you.
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"Yes, no matter how powerful they are and how vast their intelligence network is, they cannot blatantly go to the 250th floor of the Taiyi Empire Building to search us. Because this is the core area of Taiyi Group - the technical department. Even if their father is a member of Taiyi's board of directors, they will not
Children are allowed to come here to do mischief. And we usually wear gas masks when we go to work. Even if these young men come here in person to secretly search for us, it will not be so easy to detect us! As for other places, even if they put
I've searched all over the grass roots, but I can't even hope to find us, hehe..."
"But, what are your plans for the future?"
"Brother Ma, have you ever heard of Chairman Mao's theory of guerrilla warfare?"
"How did you say that?"
"When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we harass; when the enemy is tired, we attack..."
"But what does this have to do with us?" Xiaozhu suddenly interrupted my statement because he was confused.
"In other words, in the early stage, we hid and let them search for us for a long time without finding a ghost. At this time, it was not us who became the laughing stock, but them! And in the mid-term, they will definitely relax their vigilance.
Thinking that we didn't dare to confront them, we made a few sneak attacks on them in time and took the opportunity to divide their internal forces. Although S3 is strong, many people are just afraid of them, or are just confused by their gorgeous aura.
As long as we can reveal their true colors... they will definitely become angry after constant harassment. Once people become angry, they will definitely be full of flaws. Next, we only need to find their weaknesses and launch a fierce attack! With the first two stages of
Accumulate, every time we win, some people will turn to our side, and every time we fail, I will try to turn it into a weight to win everyone's sympathy." After a pause, I continued, "Those methods used by s3 in the past.
Although they are vicious, they are just children's toys. Their strength and handsomeness are nothing more than power and money. As for the first place in academic performance, they can speak eight languages, can sing and dance, and are suave, haha!
These have nothing to do with true wisdom."
"Haha, the more I listen to it, the more interesting it becomes. Commander, I will listen to you. When are we going to attack in full force?"
"It all depends on the timing, but generally speaking, I prepare a full-scale counterattack in the literary competition at Christmas."
"You have to wait so long?" Xiaozhu seemed a little dissatisfied with my slow pace.
"Soon! Soon! If we want to fail, it only takes one day, but what's the point? Although we must be mentally prepared for failure, what we pursue is definitely not failure! All we need is victory!"
When Xiaozhu heard what I said, he seemed to suddenly realize it and said: "This is the rule of mercenaries!"
"As long as we can win, it's worth waiting no matter how long we wait."
"Yes, we can do anything to win! Because we have entered a state of combat." It seems that Xiaozhu also has a good life experience in the virtual world. Maybe he is a mercenary, maybe he is my number one in the world.
An enemy in the tourney...
When I finished speaking, Brother Ma suddenly jumped up, strangled my neck affectionately and said: "You boy, you are an honest and honest person, staying at home, how can you come up with so many tricks? I always feel that you have been thinking about something lately.
Like a charlatan?"
By this time, the three of us had already put on our work clothes and started walking out.
"Hehe..." I didn't look back, I just laughed evilly, because these experiences actually came from the virtual world that Xiao Ma looked down upon the most. Moreover, the career I chose in the virtual world fully embodies the survival of the fittest and the knife-edge licking blood.
The strongest profession. That kind of life made me develop the habit of learning and acting only to achieve my goals and ideals. The fighting wisdom accumulated in that kind of life is enough to make me a super pervert!