"Why are there two geckos here? They are so big and colorful, so ugly." A senior employee of Taiyi Technology Department who flew from the 240th floor of the building to Sky City asked his companion.
"I don't know, maybe they are new species that escaped from the rooftop wild monster paradise (various genetically modified animals), but since they can be posted on the window of the boss's office, and they are posted for five days at noon, they must be the boss's new pets
?”
"Oh? Tou Tou... take a closer look, it seems really avant-garde and interesting. Let's get one tomorrow to play with. Tou Tou Ai was named one of the four beauties of the time by Time magazine
This kind of pet will definitely not break down."
"Yes, this may be a popular trend this winter and next spring. It's better to reserve more, maybe you can make a lot of money next year." (It is already mid-October)
Phew~~~~~~(sound of flying away)
Gecko A (seeing no one around, whispered): "Brother, are we okay with this?"
Gekko B: "Don't you think we are very happy now? She is one of the four beauties...even her sleeping position is so charming!"
Gecko A: "Happiness is very happy, but we have been here for more than an hour..."
Gecko B: "We work hard and complete the task ahead of schedule, isn't it just to be able to stay here for two hours every day? Gudong~~~ (sound of swallowing saliva)."
Gecko A (confused): "Yes, we all work and study hard day and night, but why do we have to hang out in a virtual world that is crueler than reality at night? What is the meaning of life?"
Gecko B: "Brother, you are too funny? We are just peeping now, and you actually want to have a serious discussion with me about the meaning of life."
Gecko A: "Having a serious discussion while peeping highlights the seriousness of this topic. Fortunately, you are still one of the more perverted among the famous dn members..."
Gecko B (slower tone): "You should thank me. If I hadn't discovered through long-term reconnaissance and analysis that these two hours were exactly her lunch break, and then created this new fitness method - Pa Pa Pa Le, you could
Would you like to come here with me every day if you have the chance?"
Gecko A: "You have the nerve to say that you are looking at it for so long. And you are not tired of it after watching it for so long?"
Gecko b: "on. Among the four contemporary beauties of Guanyue, Shame Flower, Chen Yu, and Luo Yan, she is the only one with a technical background. She has the least chance of exposure in the media. At the same time, she is also the only one who cannot be bought in the market.
The beauty in the three-dimensional photo album, don’t you think it’s actually very profitable for us to see it here for free?”
Gecko A: "That's right. I heard that other beauties' one-time appearance fees are as high as millions or even tens of millions of yuan. But she refuses all invitations from the media and concentrates on working in the laboratory. It is said that the price of her appearance fees has now reached
It rose to 100 million yuan, but people are still unmoved."
Gecko b: "Well, a well-fed woman doesn't know how hungry a man is. If someone is willing to pay a hundred yuan, let alone show off, I will do whatever you ask me to do."
Gecko A: "Why does it sound like a low-end prostitute soliciting clients?"
Gekko B: "I am very innocent."
Gecko A: "Ugh~~~ Didn't you say that your destiny is to save beautiful girls all over the world? Isn't it against your principle of fraternity that you peek at others so eagerly every day?"
Gecko b: "As the saying goes, a thousand armies are easy to come by, but a good general is hard to find. A good leader will never put good generals and soldiers on the same footing. Just like I will never put an ordinary beautiful girl in the same position as an ordinary beautiful girl who can stay in the moonlight for a long time."
Great beauties are on par with each other. Besides, you are not the same. Tell me, in the past few days, has there ever been a day when you didn’t lie here for two hours?”
Gecko A: "I don't like her personally, but I think her demeanor and behavior are very similar to those I saw there, and the more I look at them, the more similar they become. Could it be that we have an unfinished relationship in our previous life..."
Gecko B: "Stop! Hey, you kid is making up a story again, an old-fashioned "Love in Time and Space". Even if you blow it to the top, you can never take sister Zi Yan away from me."
Gecko A: "No, it's our sister Ziyan."
Female voice: "Hmph, who is your sister Zi Yan?"
a: "Ah!!!!"
b: "Ah!!!!"
It's because we were so immersed in the discussion that we didn't even notice when Minister Tao woke up. Then the two of them shut up at the same time and lay quietly by the window, making the unique hissing sound of a lizard from time to time.
Sister Zi Yan helplessly put her hand on her forehead and sighed softly (at the same time, the liquid glass window in front of the gecko suddenly evaporated), and then said calmly: "I have been paying attention to you for a long time, and you can actually hide
It's not easy to go through the company's layered alarm system and lurk under our noses for four days (actually five days, hehe). Come in, I have something to ask you."
…………There was another moment of silence (because the gecko didn’t answer)…………
Pfft~~~One of the two lizards suddenly spit out a long scarlet tongue and skillfully swallowed a sparrow that happened to fly by. The poor sparrow screamed twice in its belly and died.
Then the two lizards tried to crawl away silently...
"You guys, you actually have the time to practice such a boring stunt (sticking out your tongue to catch birds)." As she spoke, sister Zi Yan suddenly took out two pistols and pointed them at the pair of lizards, and said coldly: "I'll count.
3. If you are disobedient, I will treat you as harmful animals and execute them." Of course, the heart-stopping slow counting that often appears in movies, until the protagonist comes up with a countermeasure, did not appear. Sister Zi Yan began to count.
Counting: "3, 2, 1!" Bang bang! (Sound of gunshot)
Damn! We can count faster than the time it takes to spit. But we are not bad either, we can crawl faster than a bullet.
"Minister Tao, we are aware of our mistake. You can do whatever you want." I lay on the office floor and struggled to take off my hood. I almost collapsed and said, as the old man said - the word "sex" means a knife on the head.
Ah, because not only does it cost us this good job, but it also indicates that we will have to face the challenge of s3 in advance tomorrow.
I couldn't help but turn around and look at the little pig. The idiot was actually dressed as a lizard and kept crawling around on the ground. Minister Tao watched the little pig scurrying around on the ground coldly for a while, then slowly walked over.
Stretch out one foot and step on his tail with the heel of your high heel...
"You brat, get up and talk."
"Sister, I'm just an ordinary little gecko." As soon as the piglet spoke, the bird in his mouth jumped out with a chirp and flew away along the window that had not yet closed the liquid glass.
Minister Tao ignored Xiaozhu and directly used the microcomputer she was wearing to tell her secretary: "Ask Ma Yuancai to come to my office immediately." Then she sat back in her seat, took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes, and then elegantly started again
After putting it on, she began to stare at me without saying a word, while I stood nervously in front of her. Of course, I was not to be outdone, and responded to her gaze with wide eyes, but soon I found myself
Wrong, because I couldn't help but feel stupid as I stared, while a contemptuous smile appeared on his face... This is a very bad phenomenon, which proves that I may have been seduced by her appearance.
, but the converse was not true. So I wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth and turned my eyes to one side. Then I saw a scene in the room that stunned me.
Guess what I found?
I actually found a 3D photo of Meijuan here (to be precise, it should be a holographic image)! It is placed on a palm-sized 3D photo frame. There is another cute girl taking a photo with Juan. Look
She looks only thirteen or fourteen years old, but I can vaguely detect a familiar face on her face. Speaking of Juan, what I see most is her back, and what I see least is her face. Because from a distance, I am the one who sees her.
I can’t see clearly, and I can’t lift my head when I’m close...
After staring at it for a long time, I suddenly felt that this girl seemed a little different from Juan, and it was very different, but I couldn't tell the slightest reason. It wasn't until the constantly changing background of the photo made me a little confused.
Then he turned around and asked blankly: "Who is this beautiful girl?"
When she heard what I said, Minister Tao was stunned for a moment, and then I noticed a faint blush on her face. Of course, all this was fleeting. Then she said an inexplicable sentence between her teeth: "
I want you to take care of it."
Only then did I realize that it might be rude to praise another woman in front of a woman, so I prevaricated: "I...I'm asking about the little girl." If you praise a little girl, you won't slap the minister.
Is your lord's face lost?
The minister seemed to smile sheepishly, and then replied casually: "That's my sister." Now I was confused again. If the little girl is Minister Tao's sister, what is the relationship between her and Juan?
This puzzle is not easy to guess.
After touching my head, which was already a little confused due to guessing, I boldly asked: "Minister Tao, can you give me a copy of your sister's group photo?"
"Why should I give it to you?" As she spoke, Minister Tao stretched out her slender jade finger and scratched it casually in the air, as if she was browsing the information output from her computer. After browsing for a while, she stopped and put her right hand on the
While applying powder cheeks, he jokingly said to me: "Of course, if you can give me a good reason, I might consider it."
"Because I really like the girl standing next to your sister."
"Girl..." the minister muttered to himself as if he was lost, and then asked me with great interest: "Then what do you think is the most attractive about that girl?"
I scratched my head and didn't know how to answer. To be honest, I just suddenly discovered that what I like about Juan is actually just her beauty and temperament. Of course, I don't think this is wrong, but I always feel that there is something wrong in the middle.
Something was missing. After thinking about it, I couldn't help but look in the direction of the photo again... As a result, I finally discovered what attracted me to the girl in the photo. Then I turned my head and said with a smile: "I like her eyes."
, because there is something in it that I have been looking for.”
"Oh? What is it?"
"I think there is no need to answer, because you only asked why I like her."
